So yesterday I ate a junior arbys roast beef and a large curly

I had a dinosaur cake when I was little it turned my shits green

>>7254902
what do they put in their fries to make it that color, anyway? paprika?

hey! i had two juniors and a small curly yesterday
poop was fine

if i eat too many lucky charms i get green poo

did you eat lucky charms by any chance?

>>7254921
I'm not sure. I assumed onion powder, paprika, salt (seasoned tends to have that reddish color)...but based on my shit there HAS to be a more permeable coloring that doesn't get metabolized. Either that or something is fucked up in my guts.

>>7254925

I don't eat cereal. The only other things I ate or drank yesterday was some french bread and oil, a bit of pickled herring, and a shitload of soda water with vodka.

>>7254921
>paprika
Definitely. I had the bright idea to add paprika to my home fried potatoes (that I make with garlic and onion powder) and was surprised that it tasted exactly like seasoned fries with that addition. Add it at the very end after you've shut off the heat, or it can burn.

OP here, mystery solved. I switched to bloody marys after I was almost blacked out.

kek

>>7254952
i ate a whole jar of pickled beets once in blackout drunk

i thought i was dying when i peed later the next day

>>7254978
nice bro what color

>>7255036
blood red

>>7254978
>>7255036
fyi, if your shit has blood in it it will probably be black not red unless you tore your arsehole itself

>>7255053
um
no

>>7255059
Black shit = internal bleeding

>>7255059
It is true. Shit is brown in the first place because of blood cells that have died and are being discarded. That's the color they turn after passing through the digestive system. If it's dark brown or black, the blood cells are fresher than they ought to be. Red blood hasn't been through your digestive system.

>>7255554
It's not blood that's getting excreted into your digestive system, it's just a bunch of byproducts of the breakdown of blood. Iron is what makes blood red, and that gets recycled.

If there's actual blood in your feces something is seriously wrong.

>>7255053
>>7255059
>>7255537
>>7255554
>>7255585
If there is bright, red blood in your feces it's not a big deal, it's fresh probably just scraped your anus or the intestines near to it. Dark or black blood is a serious problem, meaning real internal bleeding not surgical blooding.

Trust me I do lots of anal to myself and have much experience with ass blood kek.

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>>7255594
>Trust me, I do lots of anal to myself

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>>7255594

>Trust me I do lots of anal to myself

I'm sure you do.

>/ck/ - Poop Analysis & Anal Sex

>>7254938
then why doesn't it burn when they deep fry them in the restaurant?

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>>7255594
>Trust me I do lots of anal to myself

>>7254952
I'm glad your okay anon. Did you enjoy your arbys?

>>7256600

Most people bake home fries in the oven rather than deep-frying them.

Also in the case of deep-fried food you season it AFTER frying.

the frozen arbys fries are pretty damn good desu

>>7254902

What else did you eat?

I've never had orange shits from Arbys.

>>7256788
yayaya im gonna get some more fries today :#

>>7257866
it was spicy tomato juice :3

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>>7255594
Nigger, I came all the way from /vg/ just to see your post with my own eyes.
You are a legend.

>>7255594
screencap when

>>7257762
but the arbys fries come with the seasoning already on them and frozen in the bag