/beautiful/ Thread

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>>7253771

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>>7253790
kek, was not expecting that

>>7253794
>>7253797
Eat shit :^)

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>>7253821
>>7253819
>>7253814
>>7253804
>>7253797
>>7253794
>being this on the spectrum

>>7253879
>liking jack
Fuck off

>>7253771
source ?

>>7253888
What the fuck

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>>7253887
>not serving the King
Fuck off :^p

>>7253771
too much cornflour

>>7253888
how is it even possible for that to hold that much liquid

>>7253934
Truly beautiful how he doesn't stop after one scoop like a normal person

>>7253947
Looks reasonable to be honest.
You guys are struggling with your trolling.

>>7253934
>shredded cheese instead of curds
whoever that person is they're about to get deported

>>7253934
it's not quite poutine but i'd still eat it

>>7253771
OMG GUISE SO RANDUM THIS GUY CAN'T MAKE A CHICKEN COOKED THE HOLE WAY

LETS MAKE IT A MEME LOL MEME FOODS KEEK LETS PUT THIS METAL TO THE METAL

>>7253972
what the actual fuck

>>7253972
>Aunt Myrna's Party Enchiladas

>>7253985
>stop posting what I don't like

babby's first troll

>>7253994
>the way he can't get the shit to slide off the spatula
>crams a fist-sized chunk into his mouth
>shot doesn't cut away for way too long, he just sits there chewing through a huge mouthful of shit while shaking his head and looking at the plate in his hands
fucking honestly though all his webms look like they're from a fucking sketch comedy show

>>7253994
okay wait though after the pineapple did he just dump a bag of fucking sugar into the pot? what kind of fucked up omelette is that

>>7254020
it's jello not sugar

>>7254023
well that's less horrifying and more confusing

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>>7254029
aunt myrna's party cheese salad is straight out the 60s when jello was much more widespread

>>7254025
>that hesitation when about to add in prolapsed pork anuses

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>>7253972
>enchilada sauce
>milk
>sour cream

>>7253790
haha pretty subtle, ya got me

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>>7253924

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Why can't I stop watching this stupid piece of shit. What am I doing with my life.

Does anyone have a "Best of Jack" list? I want a good place to start, or does he still produce absolute shit in every video?

>>7254139
Party cheese salad
Pulled pork sliders
McCormick bag chicken
Bison burgers
Church chili
Garbage stew

Those would be a good start. Church chili is probably my favorite just because he is so salty when he doesn't even place in the contest.

>>7253972
>Jack
>Italian
>Lazy Man's Lasagna
>It's fucking baked ziti with ricotta added
>Jack's childhood friend
>Mexican
>Lazy Man's Enchiladas
>It fucking gross nacho casserole

They were made for each other!

>>7254158
lazy mans pulled pork sandwiches starts off with an epic sauce commercial that makes no sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy2c6MyhrNo

>>7254025
This and that fucking party cheese salad

I nearly threw up my fucking lunch what the fuck

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>>7254185
>being this assblasted by Ja/ck/

Pretty pathetic tobequitehonestwithyoufamily

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Any more slow motion interpolation requests? This one is half speed, any more and I got way too many artifacts due to the poor source quality

>>7254044
this one pisses me off. he's reviewing a goddamn blender.

>>7254158
>>7254172
>>7254176

Thanks guys!

>>7254194
>how to eat tammy's pussy 101

>>7254158
I still can't get over why he decided he had to name it Garbage Stew. It's just so unappealing. It definitely didn't look good but damn, have some respect for the ingredients while they are still usable stuff.

>>7254003
what's this from?

>>7254202
if you want to see how he's a piece of shit person and why we hate him watch his jack on the go show. watch the disney vacation and see why he's so damn annoying

>>7254139
I also would add lazy man salads or whatever king cu/ck/ named the the bean, pork and mayonnaise abomination to this >>7254164 list

>>7253972
You guys ever eat so much cheese that your guts are in fucking agony later and you just want it to stop? How does anybody ever eat this and not die?

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>>7254234
This. Jack on the go really shows off how fucking stupid and obnoxious he actually is more than the cooking show.

http://youtu.be/3HLCnyAYY9E

Can you imagine having to put with his shit while you're trying to eat but you can't tell him to shut the fuck up because he's a part of your church. God damn I hate him!

>>7254268
this is the worst music in the world

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Juicy, delicious, beautiful.

>>7254202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txiHkWh4rps

the intro says it all

>>7253982
This shouldn't have made me kek as hard as it did

>>7253924

>Byootiful
>I know some of you guys will say in the comments "it's pink oh no"
>It's not pink, no, no, it's just JUICY m'kay?

>>7253982

When will Jack realize he needs to cook the meat longer?

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>>7254456
when its already too late

>>7254465
Jack is either a master troll, or sum bodys gonna die.

>>7254456
Not only that but he should probably stop cooking things on as high a heat as he possibly can

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>>7254290
>Jack Jr. is Mickey Mouse
>Tammy is Minnie Mouse
>Jack is Goofy
Poetry

>>7253972
This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

>>7254483
even the church chili

the man is a certified retard
he goes through the trouble of setting up his own show on youtube, puts some effort into making the magic happen but then he undercooks and ruins everything and uses temperatures that are too high and doesn't understand that longer cooking times at lower heat is often best for many things, especially meat

he can't cook worth shit and it's dumb luck if he gets anything right

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>>7253771

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>>7254991

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>>7254997

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>>7255010

>>7254109
She probably used to be hot 15 years and 100 pounds ago.

>>7255045
"I'm your worst food nightmare. Waaaaaargh!"

>>7255049
I would still fuck her big white ass 2bh, probably get undigested turkey burger on my dick but idgaf

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>>7255072
I'd rather fuck a half cooked pork shoulder

>>7253994
...Speechles.
HOW the fuck can anyone call this a SALAD

>>7255072
Are you a big virile black bull capable of satisfying her sexual needs? If not then Jack won't let you even touch her.

What will it take to get ISIS after Ja/ck/?

>>7255092
why would ISIS go after a hack?

>>7255104
I just want to witness his brutal demise, is that too much to ask?

Someone posted a webm of him on /v/ but it was just a close up of his eyes. It was about 40 or so seconds long and he didn't blink once.
Anyone have it?

>>7254172
For fucks sake, it took him 7 god damn minutes to say:

"Cook the pork butt in a slow cooker in 2 jars of bbq sauce for 8-9 hours"

Never has someone said so much without saying a fucking thing at all than in his videos

>>7254194
lmao that fucking tongue.

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>>7255117
For fucks sake, it cannot be unseen

>>7255116
and then throw the sauce away

makes sense, right?

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>>7253934
why in the fuck is this happening over a blanket

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holy shit i think im onto something here bros

>>7255179
for maximum comfy

>>7253994
>>7253972

why do people have "cooking" channels when all they do is dump shit into a bowl then into the oven.

i remember some gaymer gurl doing baking and all she did was the cake mix where you only add eggs and water.

i think someone posted a newer video of her in a cringe thread or something like that and it seems shes actually baking now, idk how long it took her.

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>>7253994
HOLY
O
L
Y

SHIT

>>7253972
I would like to add that I'd fuck the shit out of those big Brown/Orange titties, I can't watch this video without imagining how good this cow would take a dick.

Not jack related, but certainly cooking cringe related.

Anyone got a link to that video where this wife makes something with two buckets of cool whip and is being passive aggressive to her beta husband (who is filming) the whole time?

>>7255287
I think you're talking about that fat family and the wife is making a kit-kat lasagna dish? I think the daughter is there and the husband is filming and she is a huge cunt the entire time.

They removed that video from Youtube, I can't find it anymore.

>>7255287
I think what you are looking for is KitKat Lasagna. I cant find the original video anymore but here is it with some awful commentary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyWUA_gXSbU

>>7255323
>>7255336

thank you anons

>>7253790
so juicy and perfectly cooked

>>7255095
nigga use a fuggin spoon

>>7254044
that's perfectly fine. everyone knows if it's cooked in the pan, it's overcooked on the plate. I expected too much from /ck/

>>7255336

That voice gets my dick hard. She is so mean. Hot.

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>>7253879
>posting worst cinderella
Is Kanako /ck/ approved?

>>7254158
>>7254139
I'd like to add here Lazy Man's Pizza and Garlic Bread
Romantic Dinner #1
Salad Night
Pizza Taste Test
Football Finger Food 1

>>7254194
as we can see here the subject is extending its tongue in order to collect the food matter effectively. by being able to guide the food in it aides in preventing anything from being lost in the act. it is apparently not always a perfect system however.

I've seen plenty of shit on the internet, and Jack is the most disgusting man I've ever seen. Literal subhuman. He deserves a cucking.

>>7255380
I didn't think it was possible for me to hate him more but here we are

>>7254044
What a fucking atrocious omelet

>>7254172
the consistency of jack's sauce looks like a combination of mucus and semen, and he seems so proud of it

>>7253771
can't stand his beaner ass.

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>>7254139
vid dot me slash CookingWithJack

>>7254158
>No product reviews
>No Salad Night
>No Lazy man Pizza

>>7255380

>Go to restaurant with friend
>He steals the show
>Ask to taste his taco so you can whore it up on camera
>Literally biting straight into it like that
>It's not even your taco

So, has anyone ever shown Jack these threads? You think he would stick up for himself or would his feelings be hurt? Got any good YouTube comment screencaps?

>>7255444
Jack has seen these threads and what makes him such a great lolcow is that he's too pigheaded to consider any criticisms

>>7255443
chill out! dude, you can clearly see if you watch the whole video and actually pay attention that the friend had half of JACK'S SANDWICH FIRST.

Pulled pork sliders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

6:05
i imagine that's the noise jack makes when he slides his pork inside tami

>>7255518
Does he still get erect

>>7255518
It's not even cooked. What is wrong with him.

>>7255370
>Romantic Dinner #1

Is that the one where he tells you not fill your date up with food otherwise you won't be able to fuck her later on?

>>7255565
he refers to it as "smoochin". For some reason, that actually makes me want to vomit more than if he had just called it "fuckin"

I'm addicted to Ja/ck videos.

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>>7255569
I'm also addicted to Ja/ck/in' it

>>7255578
All fat people should be put in camps

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We need to get Ja/ck/ to make carbonara to create the ultimate meme

>>7255518
>tfw Jack has had sexual intercourse with Tammy at least one time

>>7255616
twice*

he has 2 sons, one older than the other

https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/644292778613178368

they're trying their hardest to conceal that ugly mug of his

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>>7253790

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>>7255624
>tfw Jack stirred Tammys mac and cheese at least twice

>>7255628
he really does look like a toad
>bald
>ugly as shit
>bulging eyes
>huge retard tongue

and that giant bump of a forehead is not appealing either

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>>7255624
>>7255616
The other son isn't Tammy's.

>tfw Jack has had sexual intercourse with two willing women

If Jack lost 100lbs, how many inches would it add to his penis?

>>7255704
none

that's not how it works

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you can see that cone head of his through the hat too

>>7255686
It is, I found out, they had him really young

>>7255738
Tammy was hot in the 80's I bet

>>7253771
I'm pretty sure that's a non-Newtonian fluid now.

>>7255628
>https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/644292778613178368
>@jakatak4 we made your party cheese salad and we can't say it was a success. i wouldn't describe it as delicious

he retweeted this. what a mongoloid.

>>7254158
Jack on thr go is the best

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>>7255431
Italian not spic

>>7255784
>>7255784
In terms of pure cringe, yes it is. I started out just watching Cooking With Jack -- that was bad enough, but one day I stumbled up on Jack On the Go. Been addicted to all his content ever since. I stopped being a hardcore alcoholic about a year ago. About 4 months ago I became a hardcore Ja/ck/oholic.

Just sucks because they don't have a JA (Ja/ck/oholics Anonymous)

>>7255404
Look up his latest video, he is cucked on his own show

>>7255738
No it's not. He talks about it in that same video that he talks about bombing Palestine and choking out the older son.

>>7255181
Gr8 modern art m8

>>7254194
tammy is one lucky cow

>>7254290
>ITS ALRIGHT
>ITS NOT VERY GOOD
>ITS BLAND
meanwhile everything he makes out of cans is delivered to earth by his lord jesus christ

>>7255380
>>7255380
in this moment I am euphoric
not because of any phony salad's dressing
but because I am enlightened by my own gluttonous stupidity

>>7254290
Goddamn these are infuriating... I can't keep watching this shit

>>7255336
what an edgy little bitch, does she really think anyone wants to hear her repeat "thats gross wow shes fat lol i used to be fat but im not anymore"

>>7254290
XD
a common theme for him seems to be shit not working
the thermometer he was shilling in that pork abomination.. his card to watch the ride

i think he just can't figure shit out

>>7255995
its amazing he can even edit and upload videos

>>7255810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTiXzXPRAA

About 22:30 for it

>>7256296
Downloading this in case Ja/ck/ tries to get it removed, fuck that bloated walking corpse

>>7255380
his eyes the way they remain blank the entire time this man is a husk, a mere shell occupied by something much worse than a human being its almost as if his eyes are the void, hes looked too long and theres no turning back

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>>7256296
At 52 minutes in Ja/ck/ supports napalming Palestinians

>>7253771

What the fuck even is this?

>>7256343
So, who's gonna send this vid to ISIS?

>>7256422
I will. Do you know their email address? I've been thinking about joining anyway. So sick of feminism and multiculturalism, and they're the only feasible antidote we have left.

>>7256425
I'm pretty sure they have an official Twitter at the very least. Maybe some Facebook pages. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually have a really well-structured public relations site somewhere.

>>7256425
you'll have to give up pork, just an fyi

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Yorkshire pudding

>nailed it

>>7255336
poor girl musta burned herself on that frosting.

>>7256514

I'd eat that.

>>7256255
are you even sure he does?

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Anyone else Ja/ck/in' it?

>>7255181
plz no

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Another perfectly cooked meat product, Jack. You are a meat wizard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_QXBfnUjOM

>"Looks beautiful."
Yes it does, Jack.

>>7256296
Can't wait for his son to cave his fat head in.

>>7257646
Looks ok to me.
Are you a black by any chance ?

>>7255336
>LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, OMG LIKE FUCKING LIKE OMG LIKE NOT FUCKING PROCESSED

FUCKING HELL THIS BITCH IS SO ANNOYING.

i'm new here is this guy 100% serious or does he just play the part for views? and does he acknowledge criticism

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You know what to do /ck/

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Oh boy! Ja/ck/ is doing chili again. This time it's $100 chili with actual produce....including mushrooms...

>>7253923
source?

>>7257867
why does he load in so many fucking beans?

like fuck does he enjoy gas chambering his family and having diarrhea ?

>>7253790

amazing. I wonder how much work went into this. subtle yet good for a chuckle.

>>7256343
> Where do I sign up?
> *hosts laugh*
> Hahaha put my tithe on auto-debit

What a bunch of disgusting people.

/ck/ confirmed for not able to take big boy bites

>>7255995
he thinks throwing away instruction manuals is manly and cool

>>7254044

mmm juicy

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>>7257867
>mushrooms
>celery
>so much fucking tomato
>BEANS
>more pork than beef

I want to napalm the entire state of Tennessee twice, just to make sure we didn't miss him the first time.

>>7257867
cant wait for this

>>7257867
Its ok as long as he puts one can of contadina tomato sauce. Just the right ammount of sodium

>>7257995
didn't even notice that kek

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>>7257988
I hope he enters it into another contest and gets mad when he gets BTFO again. He would probably cry and whine that he spent $100 on all of those "premium ingredients" and that the judges weren't fair.

>>7257867
>13 cans of tomato products 8 of which are huge
>8 cans of beans
>at least 5 pounds of meat

What the fuck is going to cook this in? A bathtub?

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>>7257788

>>7254268

what a fucking asshole, man.

if I was his son I'd Oedipus all the way, man.

well, minus the fuck your mother part of course.

>>7255095

its so fucking disgusting I cant even

>>7255181

amazing. love it

>>7256460
my mom's yorkshire pudding looked like this once

we laugh about it still today

i thought it was a once in a lifetime sort of deal, though :(

>>7257867
what are the three tubes?.. white with blue ribbon and red on them?

>>7257867
Can't wait for this retard to drop dead from a heart attack sometime this year.

>>7258201
Probably sausage

>>7254268
look at that fucking hamplanet of a woman complaining she didn't get a big enough part of her son's burger, even though she ordered her own

supporting the idea of >>7257988

>>7255980

her annoying voice kinda turns me on 2bh

I've always loved these uppity "I think I'm much better than you" bitches, there's something about their despicable attitude that really gets me.

then again I'm big into hatefucking.

Has anyone made a supercut of Jack saying "beautiful", etc.?

>>7256514

shes cute

>>7257915

just fyi, I eat chickpeas, beans, all forms of cabbage, onions, lentils and any other fart-related food daily and it doesn't do anything anymore. it's a matter of your body getting used to it. I'd say on average I fart twice or thrice a day. obviously those are only the ones I notice.

it's great food when you're poor.

>>7258264
How could anyone ever stomach it long enough to edit that all together?

>>7258291

and no, I'm not indian. not paki either.

>>7257988
> paint over Welcome to Tennessee signs with "Welcome to Palestine"
> Jack's church napalms the whole state

Problem solved

>>7258301
>>7257988
>>7257867
>>7256343
>>7256296

Daily reminder that Ja/ck/'s pastor is a convicted unapologetic wife murderer

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this cuck uses almost as much oil as Marie when making his pasta sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJFBXHtxKIc

>>7258309
Source? I need to send that shit to a friend.

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>>7258334
>his cuck uses almost as much oil as Marie when making his pasta sauce

Holy Jesus shitballs

>>7258358
http://www.regent.edu/news_events/?article_id=1898&view=full_article

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>>7258334

>all that garlic
>not slicing the sausages

Jesus Christ with that man.

>>7258403
What's the matter? Don't you want giant lumps of sausage in your greasy pasta sauce?

>>7258407

The way Jack probably eats, he would choke on one of those sausages trying to eat it whole or something.

>>7258410
>implying he wouldn't expertly tongue it down and deep throat the sausage

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>>7258403
>>7258407
>>7258410
Oh God damn it Jack

>>7258294
You have a point. I thought about doing it but I don't think I would last very long.

>>7258334
does he think?

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>>7258418
>>7258403
>>7258364
>>7258334

Only the true King of Cu/ck/ could be so magnificent

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>>7256296
all these fucking church terms i don't even know

also he's a battered husband XD

fuck palestinians

>>7257678
It's cooked, as in, it's edible, but just look at how uneven it is, the outside looks dry as fuck, the inside is pink, and the juice hasn't set at all

>>7253790
Fuckin' A man.
What a post.

>>7258264
Fuck that, I want a tongue compilation, then upload it to all porn sites.

>>7258334
I TOLD YOU HE'S HER SON

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>>7254194
>the tongue

>>7257678
wat up jack

>>7258334

>"if you don't have meat in your sauce, you might as well crack open a can and pour it on your pasta"

Does he get the irony?

>>7259157
thought the exact same thing
also pretty sure they sell pasta sauces with meat in it already

>>7255134
Are Jack and DarksydePhil related?

>>7258334
"I'm not eating this whole thing"
yes you are tubby

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how the fuck is this $100 chili

21 cans of tomatoes and beans at a generous average of 1.50$ each = 31.50
one probably $7.50 pack of ground beef = 38.50
one pack bacon at $5 = 43.50
three packs of sausage at maybe 5$ each = 58.50
two packs of mushrooms for $2 each = 60.50
onion + garlic + peppers probably add up to 3-4$ maximum = 64.50
celery I assumed for 1-2$ = 66.50
one block of sharp cheddar at maybe $4 = 70.50
TN state tax @ .07 = 75.44

that's at best a 75 dollar chili
fat fuck

>>7259466
The $100 is the average price of medical care required after each serving

>>7259480
does that cover salmonella or food poisoning

>>7259466
It would actually cost like 160 here.

>>7259494
rip whatever state you live in

>>7253771
what jack video is this from? this is just hilarious

>>7259538
general tso's chicken

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>>7255095
why would someone do this?

is he going to just dip some wheat thins into that mess?! wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsnWuFQOPTU

>>7260776
NEW JACK

>Starts off Baneposting

>>7254033
Fun fact: people in the 60's were obsessed with using Jello in all foods because the only way to get Jello to set is with refrigeration, and only the wealthy could afford a fridge. It was just a way to show off your money.

>>7260776
This dude is also cucking Ja/ck/

>>7260821
that wasnt very fun. I want my money back.

>>7255095
>the slow-mo
>the watery precum
>the expulsion of the anus

>>7260822
I think Jack is more infatuated with this guy. Watch any of the on the go videos with him and Jack gets all giggly and faggy. Homosexuality is a choice, remember?

>also what about healthy eating month

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>>7260776
>Big guy
>Jack acting weird and gay
>Jack once again mentioning that he doesn't drink
>This southern guy just throwing in cans of stuff ala Jack
>The holy trinity, then brings up religion
>Lifts lid to show off what looks like wilted shrooms on a red sauce
>This gets a "beautiful" from Jack

I'm not American so I can't comment on the chilli portion of it, but it still seems better than Jack's church chilli.

Also this may be the first time I've noticed it, but holy fuck Jack sounds effeminate at the end. Is he one of those so anti-gay dudes because he secretly wants the pipe?

>>7255518
NIGGA IT'S STILL FUCKING RAW

>>7260776
Dat pepper.
Looks like about a zip and a half.

>>7260829
Sorry man no refunds

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>>7260776
rekt

>>7260776
Why does Jack Jr. look ten years old in this?

Why the fuck is half of this thread deleted?

>>7260776

Looks like every first year uni students attempt at 'chilli'.

>>7260863
Gore isn't allowed on blue boards.

>>7260862
The best part is that Jack Jr has turned into George-Michael from the first season of Arrested Development both in how he dresses and that he just randomly comes out of nowhere to eat stuff awkwardly.

>>7255429
I wish I didn't read your comment.

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>>7260863
Hopefully Jack threads will be going the same way as Joey threads.
Ban on sight.

>>7260776
i see this guy learned cooking same place as Marie

>>7261043
I was waiting for him to say cover half the surface

>>7260983
Joey had nothing to do with cooking and barely anything to do with actual food, that's why he is banned. Also people here gave up on him because he sold his soul to Big Daddy Ken

>>7254172
As a non-American who has made pulled pork before, you don't even need the meat fully submerged in my experience. He then says what he cooked it in is too oily (for him, that's saying something) so yeah. Good job.

Also, what is so lazy about that recipe and what makes it "lazier" than most slowcooked things?

>>7260983
these are a million times better than chipotle and "food pics from japan" and budget cooking and bullshit that this board is

>>7261054
The other Jack thread just got deleted.
:^)

>>7261126
Storm's a coming

>>7261126
That's because there is already one, dingus. Most Ja/ck/ threads get over 315 replies. Guess you'll just have to live with it :^)

>>7261138
Let's see.
Will /ck/ be free of the cancer that is Jack shilling?

>>7261142
You faggots have tried and failed, just give up and serve the King of Cu/ck/

:^P

Can we have some underrated Jacks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE

>Jack ruins some great looking salmon

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You guys think Jack Jr browses these threads? Anyone know his facebook?

Ja/ck/ is a food terrorist, someone call the fucking FBI on this guy

>>7260776
>mushrooms in a chili

wat

>>7261226
Sleep tight, Pizza

>>7261226

Sleep tight, Pizza

>>7260776

while this recipe is weird it just continues to show how stupid and terrible jack is.

this guy makes chili and it's something most of us would eat if their parents made it..the worst thing is the mushrooms

but when jack made chili he added a bunch of corn, celery, kielbasa...brisket...and 100 other ingredients that don't belong. and he's the cooking expert

all of jacks friends are better cooks than he is and they cut grass or sell vacuums for a living

>>7260776
>washing canned beans

>>7261226
sleep tight, pizza

>>7261150
crowding them in the pan like that :\

>>7261420
you should do that. it's just preservative and some gross abrasion from the peel. no flavour or healthy stuff in it.

>>7260776
god damn I would eat the shit out of this
why can't this guy have his own show and not jack

>>7261150
undercook all beef, pork, and poultry
cook the shit out of fish

good show

>>7261150
>cooks the salmon twice

>>7254268
I'm surprised jack hasn't been killed by someone close to him. How could anyone deal with him for longer than a minute?

>>7255704
>>7255723
it would add 2 in. and yes it does work like that.
it doesn't make your dick bigger, it just exposes more of your shaft when you lose the weight

>>7255704
about 1 in. every 50 lb.

>>7257612
it speaks volumes when the biggest container of these ingredients is the mayo.

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>>7258334
what the fuck man

>>7258334
points to the entire ingredients pile
>this is one whole serving size

wonder why he's so fat

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>>7260776

>more mushrooms in the "chili" than actual chili

Fuck dude.

>>7258291
your body's inability to break down certain enzymes that are found in beans doesn't just go away after you eat enough. that's not how it works
and how do you not know when you fart? I've heard other people say this too and it baffles me. is this a fat thing, or do people just not pay attention to what is going on in their body?

>>7254268
dat waitress doe

>>7261702
>your body's inability to break down certain enzymes
that's just so wrong. If you don't have the enzymes, you just shit them out like they go in. the farts are a product of your enzymes doing their work.

>farts being 100% digestive gases

Eating isn't an airtight process, cu/ck/s. It's mostly air, flavoured by your asshole.

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>>7261749
Posting best Ja/ck/ on the go waitress. I've thought about calling the restaurant and asking her how annoying Jack was irl....then ask her to be my gf.

>>7254268
kek, I just noticed the reaction of the girl at 2:05 when she realized she was being filmed by the walking meatball known as Jack.

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>>7261861
I'm sure that will work

>>7262079
>that hand looks like been in a pot of boiling water all night

>>7255438
He looks like he has down syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPNwFt33afc

>>7261861
I'll do the same but get facial reconstruction surgery to look like Jack first.
God he's hot. I want to kiss him so bad.

>>7262192
you keep posting things like this every thread and nobody ever responds. why do you keep going?

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>>7262198
>yfw there are several of us that do it

>>7262205
several of you keep posting things like this every thread and nobody ever responds. why do you keep going?

>>7262183
What is Ja/ck/'s retard power level?

>>7262208
For posts like this.
Tongue me, Jack.

>>7258334
>that recipe
>all that oil
>dried herbs and onion
>all that garlic
>those chunks of sausage

What happened in his family for his pasta sauce to come to this? I mean he is Italian right?

>>7262257
He's about as Italian as my shoes. I would guess one of his parents was Italian but whatever knowledge they had has been filtered by the murky swamp of Ja/ck/'s fat-addled mind.

>>7258201
it's just pork sausage, that's how it's usually sold in the US

>>7256296
he mentions that his son is open about something on social media around 23:20, anyone know his son's name and or info?

>>7258334
I want to ask him about this and say hey fat faggot you've have a cooking channel for a decade now do you care to update how bad this is?

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>>7262318
that was fucking hard. jack II means jack jr you retard

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>>7258334
>wet garlic

>>7254268
Good lord I couldn't imagine trying to eat my food in peace and having this fat fuck stick his camera in my burger.

Also hilarious how irritated the guy in the blue shirt is by Jack.

>>7262367
people consistently bitch about him filming everything and dont let him film them. he makes fun of them for some reason

>>7262355
thanks for findin this for me bro.

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>>7258428
I see nothing wrong here.

chili with pleeeeeeenty of beans!

"Hard to beat a Tennessee hillbilly in the kitchen. We don't know what the heck we put in it but man it good!"

>>7262397
Only 90s kids will get this X^)

>>7262215
Honestly would be curious to know he could do with that tongue, grr!

There is literally nothing wrong with beans in chili.

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Just made this from Shin Ramyun, chicken, an entire onion, garlic powder, and salt/pepper
Also, it looks upside down uploading from Clover. Fug

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>>7262367
You can tell Jack Jr is embarrassed and pissed off at him too. He was probably trying to get with that qt at the other table but knows all hope is lost because his dad is such an annoying bumbling idiot. Then he had his burger cucked by his mom.

>>7262668
>having Ja/ck/'s genes

He is so fucked

who are all these "friends" Jack goes out to eat with, does he just invite randoms from church to hang out with him?

>>7262668
>Being Jack's namesake
>Jack still wants you reviewing kitchen trinkets because it gets favourable views but all you want to do is hang out with the lads and suck eachother off

If you get the chance, make sure you comment about how proud you are that Jack supports his gay son. He loves that [^:

>>7262770
Literally yes.

Well that and the bulls for his wife too.

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>>7262318
>>7262355
His other son's name is Garrett.

https://www.instagram.com/gshock_cali/

>>7262817
hes even fatter than his dad

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>>7262668
I would also think that he hates and resents Jack if not for the fact that he wants to be a fucking youth pastor.

There's still a change that Jack Jr. grows to resent, and maybe hate Jack as he realizes what a fucking cockblock he is. Remember Alcoholic Harry's qt daughter that appeared in a couple of Jack on the Go's and even smiled at/sat near Jack Jr. a couple of times? My theory is she got the hell out dodge when she realized that Jack Jr. is Jack's son and she doesn't want to be married to that gene pool at age 35.

Jack Jr is 15 right now, which is probably a little late for a rebellious phase, but not impossible. Hell, Jack Jr. is just now learning about the pythagorean theorem so maybe he's just a late bloomer.

Godspeed, Jack Jr.

>>7262257
>>7262266
>>7258334
Uh.. don't forget that Italian tomato sauces don't ever use oregano.

>>7261226

Sleep tight, Pizza

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What is even the point of taking such a huge bite? You don't really get to savor the flavor of the meal since you're too busy working your jaws in order to not choke.

>>7255380
dear god why does he have to eat like a mongoloid

>>7264016
>2016
>not taking big boy bites

its like you dont even want to weigh 287lbs

>>7264912
He's heavier now, I guarantee it.