It's that time again, lasses, post 'em
kek, was not expecting that
Eat shit :^)
>the way he can't get the shit to slide off the spatula
>crams a fist-sized chunk into his mouth
>shot doesn't cut away for way too long, he just sits there chewing through a huge mouthful of shit while shaking his head and looking at the plate in his hands
fucking honestly though all his webms look like they're from a fucking sketch comedy show
aunt myrna's party cheese salad is straight out the 60s when jello was much more widespread
Why can't I stop watching this stupid piece of shit. What am I doing with my life.
Party cheese salad
Pulled pork sliders
McCormick bag chicken
Those would be a good start. Church chili is probably my favorite just because he is so salty when he doesn't even place in the contest.
>Lazy Man's Lasagna
>It's fucking baked ziti with ricotta added
>Jack's childhood friend
>Lazy Man's Enchiladas
>It fucking gross nacho casserole
They were made for each other!
>being this assblasted by Ja/ck/
Pretty pathetic tobequitehonestwithyoufamily
Any more slow motion interpolation requests? This one is half speed, any more and I got way too many artifacts due to the poor source quality
I still can't get over why he decided he had to name it Garbage Stew. It's just so unappealing. It definitely didn't look good but damn, have some respect for the ingredients while they are still usable stuff.
This. Jack on the go really shows off how fucking stupid and obnoxious he actually is more than the cooking show.
Can you imagine having to put with his shit while you're trying to eat but you can't tell him to shut the fuck up because he's a part of your church. God damn I hate him!
>Jack Jr. is Mickey Mouse
>Tammy is Minnie Mouse
>Jack is Goofy
even the church chili
the man is a certified retard
he goes through the trouble of setting up his own show on youtube, puts some effort into making the magic happen but then he undercooks and ruins everything and uses temperatures that are too high and doesn't understand that longer cooking times at lower heat is often best for many things, especially meat
he can't cook worth shit and it's dumb luck if he gets anything right
I'd rather fuck a half cooked pork shoulder
For fucks sake, it took him 7 god damn minutes to say:
"Cook the pork butt in a slow cooker in 2 jars of bbq sauce for 8-9 hours"
Never has someone said so much without saying a fucking thing at all than in his videos
why do people have "cooking" channels when all they do is dump shit into a bowl then into the oven.
i remember some gaymer gurl doing baking and all she did was the cake mix where you only add eggs and water.
i think someone posted a newer video of her in a cringe thread or something like that and it seems shes actually baking now, idk how long it took her.
Not jack related, but certainly cooking cringe related.
Anyone got a link to that video where this wife makes something with two buckets of cool whip and is being passive aggressive to her beta husband (who is filming) the whole time?
I think you're talking about that fat family and the wife is making a kit-kat lasagna dish? I think the daughter is there and the husband is filming and she is a huge cunt the entire time.
They removed that video from Youtube, I can't find it anymore.
>posting worst cinderella
Is Kanako /ck/ approved?
as we can see here the subject is extending its tongue in order to collect the food matter effectively. by being able to guide the food in it aides in preventing anything from being lost in the act. it is apparently not always a perfect system however.
vid dot me slash CookingWithJack
We need to get Ja/ck/ to make carbonara to create the ultimate meme
>tfw Jack stirred Tammys mac and cheese at least twice
you can see that cone head of his through the hat too
>@jakatak4 we made your party cheese salad and we can't say it was a success. i wouldn't describe it as delicious
he retweeted this. what a mongoloid.
In terms of pure cringe, yes it is. I started out just watching Cooking With Jack -- that was bad enough, but one day I stumbled up on Jack On the Go. Been addicted to all his content ever since. I stopped being a hardcore alcoholic about a year ago. About 4 months ago I became a hardcore Ja/ck/oholic.
Just sucks because they don't have a JA (Ja/ck/oholics Anonymous)
his eyes the way they remain blank the entire time this man is a husk, a mere shell occupied by something much worse than a human being its almost as if his eyes are the void, hes looked too long and theres no turning back
At 52 minutes in Ja/ck/ supports napalming Palestinians
I'm pretty sure they have an official Twitter at the very least. Maybe some Facebook pages. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually have a really well-structured public relations site somewhere.
Another perfectly cooked meat product, Jack. You are a meat wizard.
Yes it does, Jack.
You know what to do /ck/
Oh boy! Ja/ck/ is doing chili again. This time it's $100 chili with actual produce....including mushrooms...
>so much fucking tomato
>more pork than beef
I want to napalm the entire state of Tennessee twice, just to make sure we didn't miss him the first time.
I hope he enters it into another contest and gets mad when he gets BTFO again. He would probably cry and whine that he spent $100 on all of those "premium ingredients" and that the judges weren't fair.
her annoying voice kinda turns me on 2bh
I've always loved these uppity "I think I'm much better than you" bitches, there's something about their despicable attitude that really gets me.
then again I'm big into hatefucking.
just fyi, I eat chickpeas, beans, all forms of cabbage, onions, lentils and any other fart-related food daily and it doesn't do anything anymore. it's a matter of your body getting used to it. I'd say on average I fart twice or thrice a day. obviously those are only the ones I notice.
it's great food when you're poor.
this cuck uses almost as much oil as Marie when making his pasta sauce
>his cuck uses almost as much oil as Marie when making his pasta sauce
Holy Jesus shitballs
>all that garlic
>not slicing the sausages
Jesus Christ with that man.
all these fucking church terms i don't even know
also he's a battered husband XD
how the fuck is this $100 chili
21 cans of tomatoes and beans at a generous average of 1.50$ each = 31.50
one probably $7.50 pack of ground beef = 38.50
one pack bacon at $5 = 43.50
three packs of sausage at maybe 5$ each = 58.50
two packs of mushrooms for $2 each = 60.50
onion + garlic + peppers probably add up to 3-4$ maximum = 64.50
celery I assumed for 1-2$ = 66.50
one block of sharp cheddar at maybe $4 = 70.50
TN state tax @ .07 = 75.44
that's at best a 75 dollar chili
why would someone do this?
is he going to just dip some wheat thins into that mess?! wtf
Fun fact: people in the 60's were obsessed with using Jello in all foods because the only way to get Jello to set is with refrigeration, and only the wealthy could afford a fridge. It was just a way to show off your money.
I think Jack is more infatuated with this guy. Watch any of the on the go videos with him and Jack gets all giggly and faggy. Homosexuality is a choice, remember?
>also what about healthy eating month
>Jack acting weird and gay
>Jack once again mentioning that he doesn't drink
>This southern guy just throwing in cans of stuff ala Jack
>The holy trinity, then brings up religion
>Lifts lid to show off what looks like wilted shrooms on a red sauce
>This gets a "beautiful" from Jack
I'm not American so I can't comment on the chilli portion of it, but it still seems better than Jack's church chilli.
Also this may be the first time I've noticed it, but holy fuck Jack sounds effeminate at the end. Is he one of those so anti-gay dudes because he secretly wants the pipe?
The best part is that Jack Jr has turned into George-Michael from the first season of Arrested Development both in how he dresses and that he just randomly comes out of nowhere to eat stuff awkwardly.
Hopefully Jack threads will be going the same way as Joey threads.
Ban on sight.
As a non-American who has made pulled pork before, you don't even need the meat fully submerged in my experience. He then says what he cooked it in is too oily (for him, that's saying something) so yeah. Good job.
Also, what is so lazy about that recipe and what makes it "lazier" than most slowcooked things?
You guys think Jack Jr browses these threads? Anyone know his facebook?
while this recipe is weird it just continues to show how stupid and terrible jack is.
this guy makes chili and it's something most of us would eat if their parents made it..the worst thing is the mushrooms
but when jack made chili he added a bunch of corn, celery, kielbasa...brisket...and 100 other ingredients that don't belong. and he's the cooking expert
all of jacks friends are better cooks than he is and they cut grass or sell vacuums for a living
what the fuck man
>more mushrooms in the "chili" than actual chili
your body's inability to break down certain enzymes that are found in beans doesn't just go away after you eat enough. that's not how it works
and how do you not know when you fart? I've heard other people say this too and it baffles me. is this a fat thing, or do people just not pay attention to what is going on in their body?
>your body's inability to break down certain enzymes
that's just so wrong. If you don't have the enzymes, you just shit them out like they go in. the farts are a product of your enzymes doing their work.
Posting best Ja/ck/ on the go waitress. I've thought about calling the restaurant and asking her how annoying Jack was irl....then ask her to be my gf.
>yfw there are several of us that do it
that was fucking hard. jack II means jack jr you retard
Good lord I couldn't imagine trying to eat my food in peace and having this fat fuck stick his camera in my burger.
Also hilarious how irritated the guy in the blue shirt is by Jack.
Just made this from Shin Ramyun, chicken, an entire onion, garlic powder, and salt/pepper
Also, it looks upside down uploading from Clover. Fug
You can tell Jack Jr is embarrassed and pissed off at him too. He was probably trying to get with that qt at the other table but knows all hope is lost because his dad is such an annoying bumbling idiot. Then he had his burger cucked by his mom.
>Being Jack's namesake
>Jack still wants you reviewing kitchen trinkets because it gets favourable views but all you want to do is hang out with the lads and suck eachother off
If you get the chance, make sure you comment about how proud you are that Jack supports his gay son. He loves that [^:
I would also think that he hates and resents Jack if not for the fact that he wants to be a fucking youth pastor.
There's still a change that Jack Jr. grows to resent, and maybe hate Jack as he realizes what a fucking cockblock he is. Remember Alcoholic Harry's qt daughter that appeared in a couple of Jack on the Go's and even smiled at/sat near Jack Jr. a couple of times? My theory is she got the hell out dodge when she realized that Jack Jr. is Jack's son and she doesn't want to be married to that gene pool at age 35.
Jack Jr is 15 right now, which is probably a little late for a rebellious phase, but not impossible. Hell, Jack Jr. is just now learning about the pythagorean theorem so maybe he's just a late bloomer.
Godspeed, Jack Jr.
What is even the point of taking such a huge bite? You don't really get to savor the flavor of the meal since you're too busy working your jaws in order to not choke.