Just found an MRE I've had for 6+ years. I opened it and

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Here's the box

yes it's fine

I've eaten one from the gulf war around 2005 and didn't get sick

>>7251777
Yes, quit being a huge faggot.

>>7251777
If any food on the planet was going to be safe after 6 years, it would be either a twinkie or an MRE.

>>7251777
>MRE
>going bad

>>7252111
Twinkies only have a shelf life of about a month, they actually age quite rapidly.

>>7251777
In college a Vietnam vet brought in an mre from nam. He opened it an we all tried some. It was very dry but nobody got sick

>>7254009
They used MCI's in vietnam you anal astronaut

>Implying macaroni and beef in sauce isn't the best mre

i watch MRE tasting videos for fun [dont judge me] and yes, its still okay to eat evena fter that long. HOWEVER u need to be certain there isnt a break at all in the packaging. also im 1000 percent certain it would taste better if you used the flameless ration heater to heat it up bc they taste eww unheated.

>>7254055
That's not how you spell sloppy joe

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>>7254142
You must have stuttere while trying to say pesto pasta with chicken.

>it comes with delicious cinnamon bun

>>7251789
did you eat it in 2005?

>>7251777
>Is it still safe to eat?
Maybe not for an american because if there's one thing what tv has taught me is that yanks are especially suspectible to get sick and shit their pants constantly over mundane stuff.

>>7253564
>they actually age quite rapidly.

>days go by faster for twinkies

>>7254791
I'm sure that was implied.
Meaning that he ate a 14 year old MRE in 2005

>>7251777
looks like new england style pub crawl aftermath bus station vomit

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>>7251777
You're good to go. Hell, I ate Vietnam era LRP rations back in 1989. 20 years old and they were good as new.

>>7254859
>tv has taught me is that yanks are especially suspectible to get sick and shit their pants constantly over mundane stuff.
I think this is actually a Jewish meme, since they run all forms of media.

Jews have notoriously weak immune and digestive systems, so they assume everyone else does too.

>>7251777
Did you eat it op?

>>7251786
>120 calories
I thought the purpose of MREs was to be heavy and nutritious as fuck?

>>7255414
There are about 1,600-2,000+ calories in each meal.

>>7255115
It's mostly that they tend to be hypochondriacs. Shrinks are popular with Jews for the same reason. There seems to be something in them that drives them to seek pity.

>>7254055
>>7254142
obvious you nerds have never been in the military. Always go with the vegatarian ones, I have yet to find anyone ANYONE who can fuck up a simple pasta in marinara sauce meal.

when sandy happened these were getting handed out at the park, I regret not getting my share