Anyone else have friends that completely embarrass you whenever you go out to a restaurant? I have one friend that always gets super autistic about drinks, and every time we go out to eat, he won't get anything but water. I think he might be a little autistic, because he doesn't drink alcohol either.
Nothing wrong with just getting water brother.
I have a friend who makes a big deal about his food not being perfect no matter what every single time we go out. He will invent problems without fail. Although now that I mention it the one time that my food was garbage he didn't say a word.
I think I'm a bit autistic myself. I noticed when I realised I drink at least eight glasses a day. I asked someone at work how much he has, and he never has more than five, and he drinks beer every day too. I only drink beer sometimes on the weekend, and even that very rarely. It's sad to think how autistic I am, but I think I have to just accept myself.
>he doesnt want to drink beer like me
>he must be autistic
fuck off OP
beer is a meme
This fucker I know holds a fork shovel grip-style and opens his mouth as wide as possible when he chews. The smacking is audible at ranges of up to at least 55 meters. I'm ashamed to call this creature my father.
>not going to bars, ordering a coke, and putting the peanuts in it
I don't go out with my roommate anymore since every single time, without fail, he will be really rude to wait staff, and will refuse to tip because of some inane shit.
>"They didn't even ask if I wanted them to refill my water, they just did it!"
>"They didn't come by to ask us how our meal was once, even though it was 1am at a Denny's!"
He actually has autism, but fuck that guy.
Beer isn't a meme, it often tastes great.
It's just you and your webcomic friends that are autistic.
Let the guy control his alcohol.
On my freshman days in uni, every time I got a bit drunk, I'd spill my guts to everyone as if they were my closest friends.
It's almost traumatic.
If he doesn't know how much to drink among strangers, he shouldn't drink at all.
I went to Bickford's with my fiance's son and the little guy was just a nightmare. Threw his food all over the place, and she left me to take care of him while she left for 45 minutes to go talk to one of her high school guy friends.
DO NOT MARRY A WOMAN WHO HAS ANOTHER MANS CHILD. DO NOT MARRY A WOMAN WHO LEAVES YOU WITH THAT CHILD TO GO TALK WITH ANOTHER MAN. CHIRST LAD I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS GET IT TOGETHER. ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
>that's what they said last time
you white niggers wouldn't last three months. "please let us back in the union, we've learned our lesson this time, honest suh!"
not gonna be so forgiving this time, inbred faggot
i have a friend who always asks for sriracha.. everywhere.. no matter what
>fucking just ask if they have any hot sauce and go from there
same person also gets weird about drinks. at dive bars for example gets uptight if they don't know how to make what ever cocktail of the day they have in mind or if the wine list isn't just right
>I don't want to pay 5 times regular soda price.
>I don't want anyone to do it either
>Never eat out because the food is never 10 times better despite costing 10 times more than home made.
It's really frustrating actually, I suffer from not being able to enjoy eating out/takeout. I'll say no and eat fucking beans and rice even though I don't have to pay. Fucking sucks.
Yeah, I have a friend that always tries to hit on the waitress/bartender
Asks them really common questions like where they are from, what's the specialty, what's the best way to eat this or drink that, does she have a boyfriend
It's pretty embarrassing desu
>go out to eat with a friend
>he gets a bbq sandwich
>he eats the entire sandwich in two bites in under 30 seconds
I swear the fucker didn't even chew. Then shoveled his side dishes into his mouth.
He had eaten everything on his plate in a minute flat then bitched that I ate slow.
It's a good thing it was a casual place. I know not to go anywhere nice with him now.
Let me tell you how to read xkcd. If there's a featureless guy in xkcd and one with some defining feature like hair, it's the featureless one who is supposed to be right. The exception is if there's a female. The female is always right. If there are two females, the one with the short black hair is right.
If there's a guy with a white hat, he is always wrong.
Now take this knowledge and don't use it to read xkcd, because it's awful.
>doesn't drink alcohol
Good on him. Alcoholic drinks are meme-drinks anyway. And why the fuck do you care about what he drinks? If you were a proper friend you would've respected his choice.
Haha, yeah, that is a problem for me; I make things by recipe but don't know if I'm anyway near the "real" deal, maybe I am, but I got no clue. But it tastes good and that is what's important I guess.