So, I noticed I have a jar of mayonnaise i my fridge and I don't want it to go to waste. What should I do with it?
I'm not that familiar with its uses, so what do you recommend?
I heard black people are repelled by this substance, I would suggest a proof in concept trial by slathering your pearly white back side in it and walking down the street in the worst neighborhood you can find...for science.
I prefer to mix it with some velveeta and a1 as a nice sauce for my Filet Mignon.