So, I noticed I have a jar of mayonnaise i my fridge and I don't

Lube

Buy some avos and make some dank guac.

>>7247226
Please tell me this isn't a meme already....

sandwiches desu senpai

>>7247230
It's the best way to get creamy 'mole

Get a fuckload of canned tuna.

Tuna mayonnaise is a truly perfect combination.

spread on bread or eat it right out of the jar

spicy mayo sriracha sauce for sushi

>>7247307
Expanding on this anon's post; I make tuna salad onigiri a fair bit and it's god tier.

throw it away and make your own instead

remoulade

>>7247219
I heard black people are repelled by this substance, I would suggest a proof in concept trial by slathering your pearly white back side in it and walking down the street in the worst neighborhood you can find...for science.

>>7247219
Use it to toast some bread when making grilled cheese.

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>>7247668
>best stereotype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc

Where are you from that mayo is a foreign ingredient to you?

>>7247763

(anywhere but Clapistan)

>>7247668
That is bullshit, in my experience black people love mayo. I was at a Subway in Harlem and the black kid in front of me got mayo on his meatball marinara sandwich

>>7247984

Such as Japan, or half of South America?

Broccoli/bacon salad.

french fries

toss it in the bin as it is the worst condiment.

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>>7247219
I prefer to mix it with some velveeta and a1 as a nice sauce for my Filet Mignon.

>>7247998

well that's post-colonial, internalized oppression for you

>mayo
>add garlic

just put it all inside me

deviled eggs

mix it into your pre cooked eggs ans make quiche