/ck/, my buddy doesn't know who Guy Fieri is.
I want to give him a Guy Fieri 101 overview, but I'm not sure exactly how to summarize/demonstrate the full Flavortown experience.
What should I make sure to include?
Bleach your hair and tongue fuck his ass until he reaches flavortown
I've only seen him in images on this board, but damn is he one ugly son of a bitch. The sight of him honestly turns my stomach a little. I have to stay away from /ck/ if I'm eating a snack because of Guy Fieri threads.