/ck/, my buddy doesn't know who Guy Fieri is.
I want to give him a Guy Fieri 101 overview, but I'm not sure exactly how to summarize/demonstrate the full Flavortown experience.
What should I make sure to include?
Don't waste his time. We live in an era of information overload, and this is a segment he can happily leave out of his burdened awareness.
>>7245324
He is the Doritos Cool Ranch of humans.
>>7245333
he's the monster energy drink of cooking shows
>>7245328
This. Plus the meme is dead and being kicked so hard it's amazing
an obese evil bleached porcupine hulk hogan who thinks it's funny to get food on your face
>>7245324
You seem to have a deep interest in guy your buddy doesn't share. Maybe you should keep your man love to yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHLJP6J-LaQ
>>7245324
Bleach your hair and tongue fuck his ass until he reaches flavortown
>>7245324
Don't bother.
It's garbage american TV for garbage people.
>>7246103
>>7245324
a huggable host with hair like the sun
I've only seen him in images on this board, but damn is he one ugly son of a bitch. The sight of him honestly turns my stomach a little. I have to stay away from /ck/ if I'm eating a snack because of Guy Fieri threads.