Does anyone else feel sick when they eat here? Like I got two bites in and I'm like, wait, why the fuck am I here? It's gross.
I don't generally go to five guys but i cant say I've ever felt sick the few times ive been.
Then again I've never encountered any of these "Eat at X but be prepared for explosive shits" that people seem to experience everywhere
They use a shitton of peanut oil in the cooking process. Take that into account.
Peanuts, and while you're waiting, more fucking peanuts. It's entirely why I won't go there anymore.
It smells like peanuts, tastes like peanuts. You're in the fucking peanut hell palace of peanuts. I hope the CEO lives in a dome of peanuts, eating peanuts, dancing with peanuts, pealing peanuts, growing peanuts with a peanut.
Did I mention they have peanuts? It's an absolutely awful place to wait for your meal. Fucking LEAVE the moment you get your food or do you know what you get?
PEANUTS! They will make you hate a great, wholesome food.
I feel the same way about all fast food. It's like some weird compulsion that draws me in, then I feel ripped when I notice how much I'm being charged, then I take a bite from my food and the true consumer remorse sets in.
The exception being when I'm drunk, obviously.
just make fries and shake some of this on it
but what if..they ARE a squirrel.. that would be amazing. We could wait for them to fill up on peanuts then chase and catch them for dinner and make a peanut squirrel meat casserole and not even need hardly any other ingredients. Maybe some carrots
omega god tier burgers and fries
Oh God, just no. I worked for Five Guys when this video came out. Our DM wanted all the store in his district to watch this garbage and reference to it whenever possible like it was the greatest thing of all time.