Cringe Thread

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Why are female baby boomers so fucking retarded... I wouldn't touch that shit.

Anyway, contributing with some classic food fails.

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Typical Brit meal

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I don't even know what this is, or when I saved it.

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Delicious and nutritious! Don't you want to take a bite?

>>7240249
What the fuck? Jesus Christ that's terrifying and retarded at the same time.

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>>7240259
Nonsense! It's a delicious meal. 5 star.

MMM MMM bologna and cream cheese

what a treat! I totally could not just do it by myself while drunk at home in the middle of the night

>>7240239
S U O M I
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>>7240249
looks like a /ck/ "this is bait" image to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI_QhhQ3Zvo

Start at 2:40

Vile.

>>7240253
Is that green beans and Cheerios?

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why are the bitches who make these so fucking nasty, every time.

>>7240239
i'd hit it

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How about some OC?
Used this a few times over the last week or so to cook deer and beef, need to clean the pan now since there's too much smoke.

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>>7240959
There we go, a little grease and i can fry up some more shit!
Just had to hit it really hard with the tip of a spatula over and over to break it loose and scrape it off.
That's what all the little black bits everywhere are!

>>7240249
Looks like it might actually be tasty, but it's hard to be sure without trying it.

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

flip carbonara

>>7240982
>rinsed pasta

turned it off

>>7240959

Jesus Christ dude... Use a fat, looking at the pan tell me you don't use any grease or if you do you got the heat all the way up high.

>>7240946
JUST EAT AN OREO

>>7241002
Medium high, but i lost time when the ayy's took me, then when i looked back down the pan was smoking.

It's fine, i just scraped the char off the burger and tossed it in the fridge.
I'll eat it tomorrow.

The meat had gone slightly off anyways, probably for the best.

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Cream cheese and bologna? Why? For fuck's sake, why? Pic related's brother?

>>7240982
https://youtu.be/mZJ4jR-0b5U

Flip cooking is by far the worst

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>>7240333
i don't see the cringe .. it's a pretty spot on mcmuffin

but i hate what ameritards call "canadian bacon"
it's fucking ham.. canadian bacon is god tier and you retards will never get it right

HAM =/= CANADIAN BACON

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>>7240997
>they turned an H sign on its side to make the I

>>7240992
this looks like a work in progress.. the final product i bet is dope

>>7241017
no seriously dude, if its smoking your pan is too fucking hot, you're cooking leave everything else alone focus on what youre making never walk away from the stove.

>>7240249
I am like 99% sure this is from an Anthony Bourdain show in japan. was long ago though.

>>7241036
anhme?

>>7241045
I was literally standing right in front of it bro.
I can't help it if i lose focus and pass out on my feet.

i made an abomination a few weeks ago i thought would be great
frozen peas, bacon and blue cheese, in a bowl.. with a few other spices..

it was pretty cringe..

i didn't take a picture

but i thouhgt it was going to be great

dog liked it

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>>7241062
>i didn't take a picture

>>7240982
Ew

>>7240959
>how to not cook

why are you here

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>>7241062
>frozen peas, bacon and blue cheese, in a bowl

just....like....a big bowl of cheese with bacon and peas? w...why did you think that would be great

>>7240215
just listening to her trying to explain things us making me cringe.

I wonder if it taste nice.
Is bologna? like processed animal ass?

>>7240244
looks nice, would eat. y glass of tomato sauce?

>>7240239
reminds me of cat spew.

>>7240249
would eat. tasty tasty.

>>7240253
pls go.

>>7240301
would fuck with, except for the jelly beans.

>>7241033
looks nice. would eat.

>>7241100
it was mostly steamed peas... a slice of bacon cut up and fried hard, and some blue cheese

it's all of my top favorites .. i thought they would taste good together in a bowl with a spoon

>i was wrong

>>7241346
bologna is exactly like hotdogs except no one thinks you're gross if you eat it raw

.. it's the same tho

>>7241377
that's nasty man.
just nasty.

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>>7240331

>>7240969
did you clean it with your toothbrush?

Just thinking about how salty that would be is giving me a stroke. Sheesh.

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>>7240982
>oh yeah let me just use MOTHERFUCKING HOT DOGS IN MY CARBONARA OR SHOULD I SAY CARBO"NOTTA"

>>7240982
what the fuck is this?
fucking cheese? nigga that's plastic.
fucking sausage? nigga that's left over assholes.

>>7240982
everything that happens in this video fills me with irrational rage

there is not one part of that recipe that went right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

>>7241735
Lasted 5 seconds

>>7241735
This just annoyed me because it is put on.

>>7241019
>absent-mindedly scrolling through thread
>oh hey that looks goo-
>open thumbnail
Nevermind.

More sad than cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTp1iWAHHko

>>7241792
It's a lot less sad when you realize he's a convicted sex offender doing this for his parole.

>>7241800
Anyone know what he did?

>>7241792
pretty funny, but i would never waste my money and food like that. would be better to just buy some nachos from some place.

i mean, at least get some good cheese. jesus christ.

>>7241812
Just Google Steven Reed.

>>7240215
oh dear lord why would anyone touch something like this?

>>7241760
Hey, there's tons of cringy scripted things (Tons of shitty movies for example)

>>7241009
The point is to show off what you made to Pinterest, not to be practical.

>>7240333
What's so cringey about this?

>>7241812
From the looks of him he probably diddled some kid

>>7241735

lol so funny he is funny lol

>>7240249
The cheeks of a fish are very tender and delicate. I'm assuming the best part of this would be the cheeks. Also, frying off fish heads to make a stock is a thing so this could be going along a similar idea.

>>7241735
this is a maniac, i swear in ten years they will discover him to be a serial killer
i will have nightmares for a week

>>7241812

Looks like it was just regular old rape. Nothing really sinister.

This is why I always reserve judgement for "sex offenders". Most of them are on there for innocuous shit.

>>7243490
so edgy

>>7240249
As someone who is chinese, we love eating fish heads. The meat is amazing, especially the cheeks. It tastes better to fry it first like that picture before putting on sauces.

>>7240997

I live in San Antonio and I visited this place as soon as I learned it was here.

It was okay. As far as fast-food pizza goes, it's okay. The problem is that it's on the spic side of town and there's spics fucking everywhere in there.

The employees were somewhat cringe-y, like all spics who like anime.

>>7243558
>The employees were somewhat cringe-y, like anyone who likes anime

ftfy

>>7241722
How about the taste test?

anyone have that video of that woman making the disgusting pasta and absoutely fucking up chopping an onion?

>>7243490
Well if you were going for the most cringey post in the thread, you won it.

>>7243649
WA
LA

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>>7240215
looks good m8

>>7240215
sweet jesus that makes my stomach curdle

>>7240959
you did not cook... you incinerated it.

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>>7241647
>when she gives you a dank succ

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>>7241735

DEAR GOD THIS PERSON

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>>7241735

Dude this person has over 1000 videos on their channel.

>>7243941

uh

actually I think it's 6500

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUU-HGStP8v-WXtqXlV2bUHQ

>>7243914
>>7243941
it's not even a real person though.
it's all an act. I am unable to cringe at someone acting.
I need to see true autism in its rawest form.
how nature intended these spergs to be.
I refuse to give into the baited cringe that they desire.

>>7240249

It's probably a tuna head.

People often bake it when they buy a big ass tuna for their restaurant, or whatever. Too big to fry, and it wouldn't be delightfully crispy and light like regular small fish heads would be like. There's a surprising amount of meat in that tuna head by the way, and when you get it off the menu at a restaurant, it probably go for around two hundred bucks more or less. Like the others said, the cheeks are the best.

>>7243959
>it's not even a real person though.
So, what? A robot is making thousands of autistic videos for what? Robots don't work that way.

>>7244015
Actors, the roles they play.
Are the roles real people?

I just fucked up your shit.
Don't test me again.

>>7244030
Nah. It's more believable that an autistic person exists on the internet. QED, occam's razor.

>>7244035
nope

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>>7240982

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>>7241735
No

>>7244072
kek,
he does not like it.

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Anyone got a compilation of that thread where some anon made sundae ramen?

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>>7244128

>>7244128
Is that the one with the nutella and other nasty shit added to the noodles?

There is an ASMR girl that made it for one of her videos, wretched.

anyone got that threat where op made a cake and thought cream of tartar and tartare sauce was the same thing?

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>>7244163

>>7244173
kek, this one is new to me, pretty good

>>7241735
AHHASHDHSHDAH

>>7244143
>There is an ASMR girl that made it for one of her videos, wretched.
Link me,
That sounds like the funniest shit

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>>7240982
>pours in the entire bottle of water

my gramma made me stew and cake

for din i had pho

have a tbone if i get hungry later

employed but off for the winter

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>>7241735
fucking love this guy

>>7244444
wrong thread but it's quints so i'm keeping it

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>>7244444
thanks for ruining my Fazoli's thread, shitlord

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>>7244453

>>7244452
>quints

Proof there are too many /b/tards on /ck/.

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a perennial classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>>7241735
This is literally made by a dangerous psychopath. This is extremely disturbing, even for 4chan.

Someone post the video of the husband and wife couple and someone farts... please...

>>7244468
i've seen this many times on /ck/ but never managed to come to the end
today is the day

>>7244468
>it's the oil that gives the taste
>canola oil, if you use olive oil it will give a very different taste

>>7244468
Why is this 11 minutes long.
>that fucking BLUERB sound of the purely liquid tomato sauce going into the pot
Home cooking should NEVER have that sound.

>>7241033
real canadian bacon in america is peameal bacon

>>7245183
1. Never heard of it
2. I've lived all over the United States
3. Stop making shit up

>>7243902
I see this pigfaced shithead twice on this board, who is this?

>>7245210
Peanut Untouchable

>>7241735
I was so disturbed but couldnt stop laughing
HOLY SHIT WHY IS HE CUTTING IT UP LIKE THAT
okay forget about taht laughing part
this guy has to be a serial killer

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>>7241735

Holy fuck... That is some Jeffrey Dahmer shit right there.

>>7244468
So is her washing the onion just another in the list of incorrect things she does or is that a thing people do?

>>7245223
That's Prince Untouchable you racist.

>>7240982
I swear to god, Flips are just asian Nigerians. This just looks like the type of shit an African would do.

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>>7245202
American "canadian bacon" and what canadians call "peameal bacon" is a cured pork loin. Canadians roll it in meal after the curing process. You will not find peameal bacon in the US which is why you have never seen it. You would be hard pressed to find a cured pork loin in the States at all i reckon

"Back bacon" is what canadians informally call "bacon" and is a cut of cured pork loin that includes some of the belly of the pig

What americans call "bacon" is a strip of meat from the belly of the pig

So basically (since you're an american) if you take a piece of what a canadian calls "bacon" (which is technically back bacon) and cut between the belly part and the loin part you will have once piece of american "canadian bacon" and one small piece of American "bacon."

America does not seem to make what is strictly called "back bacon" nor cure their pork loins, preferring to sell loins whole and fresh. So what is left over during the American butchering process of a pork loin is the belly of the pig which they then turn into the bacon you get at Denny's and every supermarket

I know it's fucking confusing and it gets even worse when american companies start mixing pig parts into a roll and calling it "canadian bacon" when it is really just a pork roll or some other shit

>>7245210
youtube cooking with jack for a fun time

>>7240982
Am I the only one who noticed how fucked up that stove is?

>>7241042
i think you're supposed to squeeze the moscato into the strawberry right before you eat it, otherwise it could get all soggy

its cute either way

>>7244043
you just gotta be a top level autistic to make 6500 videos in a high pitched voice

>>7244173
how do I say haram in japanese?

>>7240978
>file name

>>7241735

how many people do you think he killled so far?

>>7240992
not cringe

>>7241019
I wonder how many calories one slice of that is?

>>7245583
i think the strawberries sit and eventually absorb the moscato.. like a tiny vodka watermelon

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>>7240982
How can someone have the ability and knowledge to start a youtube channel but is incapable of googling a real carbonara recipe?

>>7246339
step 1. be pinoy

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From Russia with love...

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>>7247016

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>>7247024

>>7247016
>clenched fist

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>>7247029

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>>7247032

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>>7247039

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>>7247032
>rustic photo filter

>>7246339
Isn't a carbonara just pasta, bacon, cream and cheese

I can't cook and I'm only on this board to look at pics of food

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>>7241735
Fuck. I want to die.

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>>7244173
>the cheese browned nicely

>>7241735
>using tweezers on the head
What was even the point

>>7247164
role play

>>7243959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdoTKCSj4NY

That's the tip of the iceberg.

>>7247175
*iceperg

>my great-depression era grandparents made this shit all the time

It actually wasn't the worst thing I've ever had. It mostly just tasted like a sweeter cream cheese, probably helped that they used actual bologna instead of the pink shit. Still pretty bad though.

>>7241735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1XbsBM7Thw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxD5SSOHuE

>>7245633
halan

>>7247764
peacky oyoot

OP's thing looks good...

>>7241735
Was annoyed until I heard the Hulkamania song

>>7241377
this

>>7248247
It does not.

>>7241735
I want to die

>>7250997
What is this even supposed to be?

>>7244468
Didn't some poor /ck/ soul copy her recipe?

>>7241800
>>7243490
>>7243507
>>7243840

as edgy as that dude was, it really is shitty to judge people instantly because they're a registered sex offender. kind of the reason the sex offenders register is an awful thing.

>>7241033
Looks like scandinavian christmas ham

>>7245166

canola oil is neutral and presumably she just doesn't realise that refined olive oils are also neutral. there's nothing wrong with using fat to get flavour into a sauce in principle.

>>7245410

it's a thing people do sometimes. pretty unnecessary unless dirt has managed to get in through the skin, but yes it is a thing people do. i mean, you wash leeks don't you?

>>7241019
Just imagining the smell gave me aids

>>7247089
the celebrity chef approved AUTHENTIC template for carbonara is:

pasta, cured fatty pork (guanciale or pancetta), eggs, black pepper and cheese (parmesan or pecorino)

but only recently did most of the world outside italy start taking that recipe seriously, and in america/britain it's common to add garlic, onion, peas, cream. chicken, all kinds of shit. as long as it's got pasta with some kind of cured pork and a creamy sauce you've got carbonara

>>7241062
Dont give that shit to your dog, its like you want to decrease its lifespan

>>7247136
What do you think he has in that fanny pack?

>>7241062
>>7241100
>>7241364

it sounds fucking fine to me

quite often i just microwave some peas and mix some butter and lemon in, maybe some mint and then have it with some ripe goat's cheese spread on toast

>>7252316
Didn't he say it was condoms or something?

>>7240215
One of her other videos about corn boiled in milk?wtf rolled in butter

Angela Dean
Looks absolutely amazing!!
5 months ago•

Marjorie Vangenewitt
+Angela Dean Thanks so much.I was at a girlfriends house this past weekend, she served corn.I know she did not make it the way I do.It had barely any flavor or sweetness.I did not say anything. I promised myself I would mention something later. but still didn't.I figured it was not that important. I will say something after awhile.Is that weird?Margie
5 months ago•

>>7241735
why the fuck does this guy have medical equipment to open food products

>>7241735
I thought this was hilarious but I also had the volume down low

>>7252275
>it really is shitty to judge people instantly because they're a registered sex offender

I agree with you considering people can be put on it for life for pissing outdoors.

>>7251011
istead of using the above device to cut tarts or pizza into equal slices, they're trying to use it to bake the pizza.

the plastic is gonna melt.

also , they literally list shoved in the pizza dough , covered it with tomato sauce all over and slapped on what appears to be slices of gouda torn apart.

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>>7244467
takes one to know one ha ha ha

>>7240982

There always seems to be some confusion as to why my people are horrendous at cooking. The very short answer is a majority of the recipes is throwing whatever on hand in a fucking pot and stirring. When it comes to our cooking heritage I think I'm the only person in the family that is delusional about how gross our food is.

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>>7244468
>put it on my stove at level 7
Wut?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
best one yet

>>7256546
>That poor cow died for nothing.

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>>7244468
Goddamn, that picture triggers the fuck out of me.

>>7256564

yes the death of that 700lb cow was rendered completely futile by the haphazard cooking of about half a pound of burger meat.

>>7256546
I thought he was going to cut his fucking hand off trying to slice that onion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLn3w9YvSAY

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>>7240982
>2:11-2:16

>>7241049
I think he's just laughing 'cause they probably didn't have an I for the sign so they used a sideways H.

>>7252287
It's retarded to say no to olive oil, the canonical oil for tomato sauces.

And also leeks get hella sandy, onions don't at all. Never had a grit in my onion, never had a leek without grit. Very different plant structure

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>>7241735
I am definetly not having kids

>>7244468
>that shunning olive oil
>that garbage canned sauce
>using enough oil that the sauce gets oversaturated and can't incorporate anymore
>washing the onion, that knife technique
>that garlic technique, seriously what the fuck
>that diced garlic, half-clove chunks
>oh god she only kept the fucking oil what the shit
>that tomato-soup looking garbage at the end

I feel like I just had a stroke

>>7244061
What the hell is wrong with that meat?

>>7257425

>she only shunned olive oil for this specific purpose.
>the sauce wasn't saturated, it just wasn't emulsified.
>washing the onion is fine.
>only keeping the oil is fine, she's making a fat infusion, this is a perfectly acceptable technique
>well of course it looks like tomato soup, it's tomato sauce

stop trying so hard

>>7257577
It would still taste better with some light olive oil, >she's just too fucking dumb to realize there's more than EV

>It absolutely was

>its pointless, onions naturally have a covering protecting them. It'd be like rinsing yolks.

>sure, if you want nothing but tomato soup with flavored oil

>implying good tomato sauce should look like a bowl of tomato soup

Hard to tell if you're just a contrarian or that shit with cooking. Guessing both, given the average skill level of this board. Don't you have some weeb food threads to jerk off to?

>>7252275
Pissing in public landed one of my ex's friends on the registry, so good on you for not jumping to conclusions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7fygyflwXs

>>7240982
"Carbonara" allright

>>7245210
Fatty McChildchoker

>>7241735

Jesus.

>>7241812
I hear he's a sex offender

>>7245210
Tongue Acceptance

>>7247089
>cream
Literally get the fuck out

Like half of this shit isn't even cringe-worthy. It's just /ck/ being stuck up faggots as usual.

For example, there's absolutely nothing wrong with OP's example. Would I make that to impress guests? No. But is that even remotely bad? Not at all.

>>7240982
>bullying this poor girl

You heartless sacks of shit.

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>>7240215
THat looks putrid

>>7252283
It is.
Bit juicy though.

>>7240997
That fuckin slice of pizza looks like it came off of the set of Beakman's World. That thing is probably more than 20 years old.

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>>7257217
this is the fucking worst

>>7240982
I'm watching this video, holding my head, screamin "WAS ZUM FICK?"

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>>7244468
The time when someone tried to do this is hilarious

>>7241049
Hanme

>>7240244
Didn't cringe, I would eat that and most likely like it. Not a fail.

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>>7240992
"Pinterest-tier?"

We have to talk, /ck/. When did you become so bitter, so cynical and jaded and hard to please?

You used to be so fun, so carefree! Now all you do is tumblr this, reddit that, meme-food whatever.

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Every time these 2 say "British food is the best in the world".

>>7241735
PEET RAT GOOMAI CANDAI

>>7244283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YnaH6pwSsk

>>7260922
Do you want a shitty Moscato and white chocolate appreciation thread or something? Much better foods get shit on regularly here.

>>7241735
I was legit terrified then he started humming the Hulkamania theme, I kek'd softly and kept on being scared shitless.

>>7250997
>650°

>>7260960
Holy fuck this ASMR shit is fucking annoying. People find pleasure in this?

>>7240249
Spirited Away level 5000

>>7244468
not only is this just bad as far as her cooking goes but it's fucking terrible on a technichal level too
>That constant refocusing with the camera that keeps us from seeing shit seriously how the fuck do you fuck THAT up?
>That weird tint
>Micheal J fox holding the camera
>Micheal J Fox also doesn't seem to know what he wants to focus on and puts two things on each side of theframe leaving a big gaping hole of nothing in the middle
>Sometimes the thing that should be focused on is ENTIRELY out of frame and we can't see it.
JUST FUCKIGN PUT THE CAMERA ON A TRIPOD OR SOME SHIT! JUST BACK UP SO WE CAN SEE ALL OF THE STUFF! THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT SHIT!

>>7261722
Its reflexive, not an entertainment thing or anything like that.

This shit doesnt do it at all for me, but theres a couple of videos that have before, and its like an involuntary tingle, a bit like when music gives you chills.

The content is inevitably garbage, some people just have a reaction to the tonal qualities.

The real fucky ones are girlfriend roleplay and shit like that, just loneliness simulators basically

>>7240215

>onion
>Worcestershire
>cream cheese

Please use the cheese grater on your fucking pig face

>>

>>7240969
Pour in a bunch of salt, and use a wet sponge to get all the black shit off...

>>7241377
bologna isn't disgusting. american Oscar Mayer bologna is disgusting. the real shit is bomb

>>7242875
this man knows

>>7243951
which is over 1000 so...

>>7247036
I legit gagged

>>7240333
yep, that seems like a real mcmuffin

not really cringe

>>7245565
I'm a Canadian, and I can confirm that we call it Back Bacon, what we call "Bacon" is the same meaty fat leather that you yanks call bacon.

>>7261479
i think the time is 6:50

>>7241735
HOLY FUCK

>>7241735
I literally want to kill myself

>>7241735
BREEE-AAATH

>>7254616
This is a silicone pizza thing that keeps the slices separate while baking so you can have slices with different toppings without them touching.

"Your Slyce" is what it's called. Was recently featured on the blog "The Worst Things for Sale" run by the Toothpaste for Dinner guy.

>>7254755
Puerto Rican here. Can confirm.
Puerto Rican cuisine and Filipino cuisine are remarkably similar, it's almost like the Philippines should be a couple thousand miles to the east. I'm guessing it's because they're both Spanish colonies. But long story short the throwing shit in a pot I know all too damn well. We even have a word for doing it unabashedly, "sopon".
>>7244468
I started pepescreeching ten seconds in.
God help us.
>>7240239
I recognize the language on those labels as Finnish.
I THOUGHT THE FUCKING SPURDO FINLANDBALL SHIT WAS MEMES NOT BASICALLY THE TRUTH, WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

Has this classic been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA

>>7241800
Dude no, that makes it like WAY sadder.

>>7263399
This is a fucking jewel

>>7247024
Are those pickles in tzatziki?

>>7240239
I've seen this picture on /ck/ many times and I still have no idea what's that grey mold-like stuff on the hotdog. Kinda looks like a dead rat in formaldehyde solution.

>>7240253
This picture got me fucked up man

>>7241735
>Straight face the entire video. Not even a chuckle. Just a steady uneasiness
>Suddenly Hulk Hogan
>Burst into treats

>>7244128
>>7244137
samefaggin

>>7244137
this is the best thing to lol 10/10

>>7263399
This isn't cringe.

>>7264010
in that case, how about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLTCvQ4ZuE

>>7264078
i remember watching this guy do a video about absorbing the grease from the top of pizzas with paper towels. he claimed it was solely responsible for his weight loss, since, and i quote: "I only eat pizzas". what sort of sick freak eats nothing but pizza?

>>7264089
>what sort of sick freak eats nothing but pizza?
a turtle.

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>>7241735

>>7264078
See, that's the problem with 4chan and their tendency to pick a word and over-use it massively.
Here's a real bona fide autist and the word just doesn't have the impact it should anymore.

>>7241735
Rather listen to him than chef john.

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>>7241735
>he just starts singing towards the end

oi im laffin

Also the way he talks sounds familiar. Wasn't this some tumblr shit the kids where doing for a while? I remember something about purposely talking like a tool for some reason

>>7266202
There is literally no difference. The both talk equally annoying.

>>7264078
>comments disabled

Just kill yourself

>>7264089
Don't talk shit about Ulillillia

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OC: my casserole

>>7266542
Looks like a kidney stone senpai.

>>7256546

this kid legit has something wrong with him. Why did they let him use a stove and sharp knives

>>7257217

I swear her tits creep into every shot.

I like her more than Jack because she seems to actually enjoy what she's doing instead of using it as a means to push her shitty products, like Jack does.

>>7264078

>tfw the last person to call me handsome that wasn't a relative was Uli

I don't know how to feel about this

>>7266542
Looks tasty. Would eat.

>>7244468
Okay but....
Why does she have so many bananas?

>>7264078
LIQUIDS WITH A SOLID MEASURING CUP REEEEEEEE

>>7264078

What the fuck is hamburger helper? He says he hates meat so he has to change the way he cooks it but it just looks like one of those packet noodles where you add milk and water?

>>7241735
I... What?

https://youtu.be/51qXuhs0QpU

>>7266938
I've lived in the U.S. for 42 of my 44 years of life and never had hamburger helper - but I've seen it around plenty of enough times. Your guess it apt.

>>7266968
>44 years old
>still on 4chan
What's it like having irrevocably failed at life, anon?

>>7266970
I didn't, kiddo. But if 4cchan is your measuring stick for life failure, I suppose you're off to a good start.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

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>>7243490
>>7241792
>a dip to make a small group satisfied

>>7266970
>>7266979
rekt

>>7263544
A cat threw up on the plate after digging into a beautiful juicy mice

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>>7241735
>people give him money just to mispronounce their names

>>7240982

is that fucking nujabes in the background? girls got some taste

>>7247044
>>7247039
>>7247036
>>7247032
>>7247029
>>7247024
>>7247016

i think i love u anon

>>7252275

it really does blow. pretty archaic, but thats burgerland for you.

>>7259366

please be trolling.

>>7262021

id eat that

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>>7241735
Make it stop

>>7264078
If this is even possible, he looks like he eats a lot of hamburger helper.

>>7262021
Is that a fried guinea pig?

...I'd still eat it.

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>>7240946
pic related has a youtube channel dedicated to making shitty balls. I'd marry her to be honest family.

>>7241735
I didn't even make it a minute in.

>>7266542
Doesn't look bad. On an unrelated note there is some white stuff on your floor.

>>7244061
That looks the jellied remains of an extinct animal.

>>7240253
what am i even looking at???

>>7240997
>dangling Ninja Turtle lanterns
I want them.
w2c?

>>7241735
What did I just watch.

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>>7240333
>Passengers only. Please be careful and do not eat while you are driving.

>>7240992
B-but moscato isn't pink...

>>7240994
>implying restaurants don't keep cooked spaghetti in cold water until they need it

>>7240997
Shit does Steve have big red ice cream?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo

>>7240249
That's almost certainly a tuna head that's been baked and broiled.

>>7240997

>PIZZERIA ANHME

>>7269116
pink moscato is a thing. A lot of big brands carry a regular moscato and a pink version

>>7268537
link?

>>7241735
A real American

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI64e_AXZW0

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>>7241735

>>7244468
Anyone have the one where she makes meatballs and fucks them up so bad?

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>>7243914
MAKE HIM STOP. OH GOD THIS GUY COULD TORTURE GITMO PRISONERS WITH HIS VOICE.

>>7257608
My buddy works for a refinery. A few coworkers are registered for such acts as soliciting a prostitute, arson (stupid drunken accident where no one got hurt), and kidnapping (ex wife said he crossed county lines with his kids, even though he brought them back on time). It all depends on what state/county you're in, any prior record, how good your lawyer is, and how much of an asshole your DA is. The whole sex offender thing isn't nearly as black and white as people think it is.

>>7241027

What the fuck is wrong with these people. How can they think that something like Jollibee can possibly go down well somewhere like Australia?