Is /ck/ able to eat penis-shaped objects and still be comfortable with their sexuality?
if it's something like a sausage, sure. anybody who can't eat a sausage without thinking of a penis probably masturbates too much or is a child.
if it's something like a pastry baked into the shape of a penis, i wouldn't eat it. that's unnecessarily sexual and gay.
Sausages, bananas, squash, etc. are all fine.
But, to eat geoduck or gooseneck barnacles, I'd probably want them to be cut up and cooked before eating them.
Pic related. A geoduck. I think it being slug-like or similar to a sand- or space-worm type monster bugs me more than the being like a wang.
No problem at all. Geoduck clams are fucking delicious.
Maybe you should become more comfortable with your sexuality. Are you one of those prissy bitches that cringes in the locker room?
I realized some time ago that I don't like most phallic foods. Not because of their shape. It's just a strange coincidence. I don't care for asparagus, pickles, bratwurst and bananas for example.
>fired dick-shaped turd snacks
>the pride of england
They seem to come in footlongs too.