Rate Jeb's guac
>Trump using Mexican criminal pears for his guac >Not using peas like a red blooded murican
Jeb doesn't even know what a ripe avocado looks like, there was never any chance whatsoever that his guac would be good. That being said, I'm still surprised that a man with the cash backing and R&D potential of a medium corporation would fail to make even a halfway-decent bowl of guac.
Yea, I can see him trying to bring this to a family reunion.
>41 is talking to 43 about some shit.
>Yeb, waits patiently for an opportunity to speak.
>there's a lull in the convo..
> jeb says: "Oh, I brought some Quacamole for everyone. My wife & I love this"
> 43 looks out of the corner of his eye at 41..
> 41 says, "Yeb, only former Presidents are allowed to speak at the table."
Shit/10. Here's a real recipe. too lazy to do measurements but I'm sure you co/ck/suckers can figure it out.
>fresh cloves or garlic(crushed/minced)
>chipotle chili powder
>fresh chopped jalapeno(or habanero if you wanna burn)
>romano tomatos( without seeds or juice)
I'm drunk so I may have forgotten a couple ingredients. Otherwise, it's that fucking simple.
>its not guac without these
serranos/pepper of choice
tomatoes (as long as the quantity doesnt turn the guacamole too thin)
>potentially good additions
other round onions
basil or whatever other herb your brain thought up
I just do it with avacado, lime and salt. It's all you need really. On sour dough toast. It's nice to have a bit of roughage in the morning.
I can't believe his campaign thinks this is a reasonable price for that.
His entire campaign is a complete disaster. Look at this hilarious image
With the lack of any lemon or lime, I feel like Jeb has no idea guacamole is supposed to stay green. I just have this image in my head now with him and W at like a family function and people are steering clear of his black guac because he made it the night before to save time and BOTH are baffled...
You're also one of those people that eats at On the Border for your 'authentic' Mexican food because they commissioned a Mexican busboy to make guacamole fresh for you tableside aren't you?
Every single commerical Yeb has is an advertisement of his beta-ness..
Standing if front of some group of people, in his hunched over stance, arms flailing, head pivoting from 45 degrees left to 45 degrees right, with the distant lost stare..
not to mention that stupid smile of his.. geesh
Jebs big advantage right now, is that the democrats are secretly doing everything they can to get him the nomination.. if it wasn't for the efforts of NBC/ABC/CBS/CNN Jeb would be doing much worse..
Don't get me wrong, some 'authentic' people are really good at doing their things, but in almost all cases, the 'authentic' masses are worse than random flyover white people at doing it
Friendly reminder that what Jebbito described and everyone else in this thread seem to be is actually an Avocado Dip.
Guacamole is a sauce and has scallions (green onion), garlic, chile (jalapeño or serrano), cilantro and salt and avocado.
You throw all those ingredients together in a blender until it has a consistency of a crème fraîche.
P.D.: The lime thing not making it go brown is a myth. Oxydation (contact with oxygen in the air) is what makes it go brown. It doesn't affect taste just colour and you can easily avoid it by covering it with a plastic wrap making sure there are no air-bubbles.
Sorry, I forgot to also add that calling it "Guac" makes you sound retarded. Like the type of person that says "hubby, foodie, on fleek, bæ" &c. It makes you sound like faggot hipster trash.
"Guac" is an ugly guttural sound an requires the smoothing out of it with the -mole part. Please refrain from naming food you appropriate with grunts and primitive sounds.
Did I trigger you gringo?
Excuse me for trying to rectify and try to explain what you're actually eating. There is no "authority" in guacamole, it's just a simple linguistical correction.
How would you feel if people began posting mayonnaise recipes without egg or cum? You would have to correct them that it's just an aïoli and without raw eggs and semen it just isn't "mayo."
>eats at On the Border for your 'authentic' Mexican food
It's called on the border because it serves what is known as "Tex-Mex" food.
This is a hyphenated portmanteau of Texan and Mexican. The resulting word is a descriptor that plays well with the restaurant's name, given that between the two gastrophilosophies is a border.
You fucking idiot.
Citrus juice prevents browning in fruits and vegetables because the Vitamin C in it reacts with the oxygen more readily than the enzyme that causes it, delaying browning. It can also lower the pH enough to deactivate the enzyme altogether. The Vitamin C reaction is limited, and will only delay browning temporarily until it's all broken down by oxidation.
It's not a myth, it's basic chemistry.
apparently you flunked out of chemistry then.
the acidic nature of lime would raise Ph because it's not a fucking base.
BOTH foods have an abundance of Vitamin C so if that somehow browned fruits then the lime would have no effect
and the browning is a reaction of the enzymes in avocados to the air around them,
I don't even care if you're a troll.
>apparently you flunked out of chemistry then.
>the acidic nature of lime would raise Ph because it's not a fucking base.
A lower pH indicates that something is more highly acidic.
He'll have plenty of time to work on his recipe when Trump deports him and his ugly troll wife back to Mexico.
OMG you guys want my secret guacamole recipe?!
Take some chopped red onion, some chopped garlic, and some chopped cilantro and throw that shit in a mortar and pestle and smash the fuck out of it. Then chop up some limes and squirt the juices in. Throw in the pulp too if that's how you feel. Oh shit should have chopped and mashed red serranos with that first bunch of shit. Then scoop out some avocados and throw that shit in there too and mash it all up. And add some salt and maybe pepper or hot sauce if you're feeling it.
Shit's fucking delicious and Yeb is a goddamned cuckold.
>Friendly reminder that what Jebbito described and everyone else in this thread seem to be is actually an Avocado Dip.
Or as I've recently taken to calling it, Avacado/Linux
The fuck is with all you/those idiots adding creamcheese/heavycream/sourcream/cottagecheese/mayonnaise/oliveoil or whatever to guacamole?
Avocados are already fucking smooth and creamy fuck what the fucking fuck why you fucking faggots why
christ did he really think that was an endearing thing to do in the situation? it seems like he is being so calculating all the time, yet still manages to fail at acting like the peoples man.. he should take lessons from W lol.
To be fair, this more of a little trinket to say thanks for giving money. Not defending the dude's campaign, nor do I want him as POTUS.
They could have him slimed (with guac) Nickelodeon style at the next debate, giving the audiences ratings meters for negative/positive reactions. I just can't think of what foods other candidates would use.