/ck/ folder dumps

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>taking the labels off the can/jar/bottle to put on the spray bottle

Why live?

>ylyl: /ck/ edition

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>>7213934

>>7213953
Not even noticing the knife

>the fucks up with those fruityass fingernails?

>>7213919
this fills me with rage

>>7214116
Alan Alda!?

>>7214122
why

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This one makes me spit take just about every time.

>>7214122
What was with those school lunch burgers anyway? Why did they look like that, why did they taste like that? I can't even begin to understand how they were made or what they were made of

>>7215569
They were fatty, full of eater, and cooked in sealed ovens, generating a lot of steam. also never flipped. That's fat bubbling out. If you use a broiler pan, it's the same shit that drips into the tray.

>>7213962
Oh God, I'm dying over here

>>7213953
How the fuck do you do this?

>>7213928
Please tell me that's a real tweet.

>>7215598
clearly he tried to stab the pit while holding it and missed

>>7215615
>most damaged
funny pic

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>>7215605
>mfw I've done this before.
Not proud of it, but it happened.

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>>7213943
PIZZA THE HUTT!

>>7215768
The middle post me
I stand by my statement

>>7215555
Wa LA!!!

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>>7215555
chequed

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>>7215847

>>7213909
>chunky blue cheese
>in a spray bottle
that's honestly the worst part

>>7215909
That's actually a really great way of cooking dogs.

Don't knock it until you try it

>>7215889
Lol I'm amazed people still know who he is

>>7215912
Who's knocking it?

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>>7215634
FUNNY PIC

>>7216147
>Scottish kid's meal
I don't see anything wrong with this.

>>7215863
What the fuck is pukkin purray

>>7216181
FOUR
REMOTES

>>7216201
and they're not even Asian!

>>7216201
Tv, cable, stereo, dvd player?

>>7213910
Squidward? Squidwaaaard!

I rarely come to /ck/ but im always glad when i do.

>>7216201
TV, decoder, stereo, dvr

>>7216214
>>7216279
oh ok

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>>7214088

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>>7216303

>>7215528
i
i dont even have anything to say about this honestly just what the fuck

>>7216181
That's a big pie.

>>7216337
>>7216343
>>7216346

i dont get it

??

>>7216368
currywurst?

>>7216371
yes

>>7216368
I do not understand why german cuisine gets so much bad rep.

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>>7216186
neat

>>7216526
Is it true vegetarians semen tastes better?

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>>7216534
pineapple makes it taste better and the diet affects it. when youre dehydrated is bad

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>>7216186
this fills me for nostalgia for some reason, and I'm not even Asian

>>7216342
Christ, I'd just be like, you can have a bowl of rice.

>>7216174
Fuckin Hyacinth Bucket

>>7215543
on the right of the left?

>>7215833
Holy shit zips is awesome never thought id see it on this board

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>>7216181

>>7216322
>>7216201

>>7215922
What ever happened to that glorious man?

>>7217157
I'd be amazed if he's still amongst the living. What an insane prick. I bet our mod hired a Canadian assassin to hunt him down and ban him from life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgl9PE7aYO4

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>>7215889
That's a name I've not heard for several years.

>>7215889
>>7217157
aids obviously. what a faggot

>>7216342
My friend for a bit was going on and on about how he had a gluten allergy, and since he's fat already I'm like "oh great, he got on THIS bandwagon." It turns out, though that he's actually super allergic to gluten. When he eats it, his skin turns red and starts flaking, he itches all over, and he can start puking if it's a lot. It's pretty bad.

>>7217344
white one is obviously shooped

>>7217348
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>>7215426
It's a woman.

>>7217380
WOW THIS GUY IS BUSTIN OUT WICKED HOT MEMES BY THE SECOND! GET YOUR HOT MEMES HERE!!!

>>7217349
>skittles mixed with chocolate
despicable

>>7217439
I love a good meme in the morning

>>7216383
>the snack you can say yes to
Caus ya damn sure dont say no to bill cosby or you gon get raped.
>no means yes
>tfw you realize bill raped those women with pudding pops

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>>7216538
>Check their facebook page
>See this

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>>7213909
heres a rare kot.

>>7217518
thats really fuckin sad m8

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>>7217518
wow what a milf!

>>7217518
Faking it

>>7215922
Theres quite a few left of us

>>7216372
>That face
ara ara i'm just an old sheep surely you'd be more intersted in a nice young lamb

>>7215922
Don't be laughable, we remember everything. Angie too.

>>7217368
When I was a kid this punk brat said he was allergic to spider webs when I was chasing him with one. Turns out he wasn't lying, when I caught him and put it in his mouth his face got all puffy and stayed puffy for 8 hours and i had to carry his ass back to his house.

>>7217570
You fucking should have carried him back

>>7216147
American here, what is that and where do I get all of it

>>7217720

That's a "munchy box" It's a Scottish thing if I remember correctly.

>>7215532
>average /ck/ poster's dinner

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>>7215555
witness'd

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>>7217518
>tfw thats my name
>I have a heart condition
>fuck that faggot for bitching on /ck/

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>>7217548

>>7217518
YOU JUST KNOW

>>7217518
>He's got the celiacs really bad

>>7217518
The result of inbreeding

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>>7217518
We should help him

>>7219392
What do you even do when this happens? Turn the oven off and go to bed?

>>7219757
I'd wheel the oven out to the street first, but pretty much

>>7219757
Take the rack out and go get a broom? That's hardly a mess

>>7215618
I hope you didnt put this on your match.com profile

>>7216181
how many on /ck/ have them plates?

>>7215777
WTF is that

>>7216164
>filename
???

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>>7213909

>>7215886
>

psh should by lyl

>>7216354
plastic samples of the meals on display

>>7215917
Switch that burger with a mcckicken and you'll be in flavortown

>>7216534
Yes.

>>7213962
We need an edit with Jack punching an egg in this gif.

>>7214122
it looks like another planet or some cosmic asteroid

>>7220611
Holy shit, first time I've ever seen a screenshot of a thread that I've posted in. I was pretty active in that thread, too.

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Made me chuckle.

>>7220611
Never, never include something more interesting than your topic in the OP.

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>>7220713

>>7214122
fear the old blood

>>7216433
Because everything that's good about it is summed up in this one image.

>>7215622
Everytime this picture gets posted i get that latex taste in my mouth.

>>7217516
This makes me kek more than it should.

>>7220713
Watching this scared me

>>7220968
yeh that classic latex taste everyone knows

suck that dick unprotected like a real man

>>7215622
sous-vide hotdogs

exquisite

>>7221025
>sous-vide
i do not think it means what you think it means

>>7216309

what game is that?

>>7221057
Con Jong Coon Jong, Coon Jong, Jong, Nee!

>>7221057
Pretty sure it's Boku no Pico: "The Game"

>>7221077
How fucking obnoxious.

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>>7213909

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>>7221140
I'm surprised it let you post that.

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>>7221172
i posted it before i looked through the thread lol

>>7221084
It's a Korean tongue twister, you uncultured shit.

>>7220393
looks like lychees and peaches in some sort of strawberry/raspberry jelly

>>7221080

thanks asshole

>>7221178

holy shit the chicken nuggets my sides.

>>7221188
I repeat, how fucking obnoxious.

>>7221080
Fuck you.

>>7220826
Huh, neat.

Probably not terribly good, but neat.

>>7213909

That's a joke right???

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>>7222083
Well, yes and no.

OP's pic? Certainly a joke. You can clearly tell that the labels fit very poorly on the bottles.

The concept itself? Not quite. You actually can get salad dressing in spray form. It's not as retarded as it sounds. You get more flavor coverage while using less dressing, so it makes salads all that more healthier.

>>7215772

I would actually like this. With a pouch of old bay seasoning.

>>7222093
I haven't seen these in like 7 years lol.

>>7215953
I'd eat it.

Mac and Cheese-a

>>7222222

>>7216161
That is ridiculously unsanitary. Makes me wonder how food regulations can allow it. Birds can fly over and shit right into it for sure. There are definitely insects that flew into it. Lots of shit in the wind too. Do food inspectors have to just look away for things like this? I don't get it. Damn. Why is kitchen cleanliness even important when this kind of shit is allowed?

That said, I'd eat it just like everyone else, but I'm still confused where food regulations begin and end or are just magically ignored.

>>7222770
Suck a dick.

>>7222845
Why are you mad? I'd eat the food they are making. Did you even read the whole 3-4 sentences? I'm just questioning food regulation in restaurants and how they are seemingly allowed to ignore all of that when its a fucking guinness world record.

How about YOU suck a dick, bitch.

>>7220380
dat corelleware doe
my parents still have a set from like the early nineties.

>>7222770
This looks like one of those world record attempt occasions which are operated under different standards. It also looks like it's in a covered place.

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>>7215618

>>7220772
>>7215659
I have all of these.

Would you like them?

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>>7222928

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>>7222937
Fuck it, going to dump them before image limit hits. This is my one good deed for the day before I return to relentless shitposting.

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>>7222940
And they're likely going to be out of order.

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>>7222937
>>7222940
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>>7222951

What the actual hell is happening here??

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>>7222951

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>>7222955

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>>7222955
>>7222954
Pretty much what it looks like. They're fairly old, but I only ever see the first one posted.

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>>7222958

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>>7222960
This is the last one, I believe, then the cycle starts over again.

Where is fig. 8?

>>7220348
It's the lessons about the mess and more abut you being a pathetic wastebasket full of ineptitude that doesn't deserve oven cooked food

>>7215618
ah, milksteak. i can assume boiled over hard with only the finest jellybeans?

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>>7215904

>>7216201
and they have no idea how to use any of them

>>7223016
Is there some kind of backstory? Looks like an average 18 year old serving dinner to herself 30 years in the future.

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>>7222968
Can't say. Maybe I missed downloading it, maybe it was posted in the thread I got them from, maybe the creator skipped a number (I seem to recall that I got this from 420chan, so the artist might have been high as fuck).

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>>7216147
>mfw this looks amazing

>>7216147
sheetz gas station just,order a fuck ton offf food and unassimble a sandwitch. btw thats like 40$

>>7216303
MODS MODS MODS

>>7220713
How is the average person supposed to open a coconut? I've always had them opened by sweaty Mexican men wielding a machete.

Incidentally, when you buy them in shops, why do you only get the stringy brown interior? Why don't they leave the green part on?

>>7223663
>why do they make it less difficult to get to the edible part?

GEE, WHO FUCKING KNOWS, RIGHT

>>7223012
Holy fuck that shit tastes so damn good though.

>>7215904
That's vile.

>>7220418
>filename not "Hey faggots, my name is Jean"
step up your game, sempai.

>>7223663
the husk of the coconut takes fucking ages to get out and most consumers don't want it. Here where they grow naturally we usually just use a machete and like...something to hold it in place, some people use a vice but my family has always had this jank ass spike resting in a tire, you slam the husk on and hack/peel off each part until you've got that delicious coconut interior.

>>7216181
I used to deliver for one of these places. Anytime someone ordered this for delivery, I was the only one who could deliver it, because the box wouldn't fit through any of the other driver's car doors: I had a van and had to load it through the lift gate.

>>7223663
>How is the average person supposed to open a coconut?

It's pretty easy actually. Hold the coconut in one hand and use the back (dull side) of a knife to tap the coconut around the "equator" until it splits. You don't have to hit it hard. Just keep rotating the coconut with your holding hand while you tap the back of the knife all around the equator. After a few taps it will naturally split in half there.

>>7222973
No, it's "You fucked up. Learn. Move on"

Certainly not a reason to sulk

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>>7217349
>live in Boston
>There's no Boston Pizza locations
>tfw

>>7216595
*bouquet

>>7224124
Come to Western Canada and we'll fix you up

>>7216181
>>7220380

I these same fuckin plates handed down from my grandmother who got them in the 70s. They are unbreakable unless you drop them at the perfect angle.

>>7224124
That's not true m8, I went to mistral with my girlfriend (who goes to the conservatory), and they had what looked like good flat bread pizza. We had steak and halibut, but either way family.

>>7216372
The ribbon is a nice touch

>>7215915
This is the most disgusting thing I have seen in this thread so far.

>>7224223
amateur, sweet beans are the tits
black bean in coconut milk etc?