I see that there's a lot of different recipes for ramen on here, and that there's a lot of chefs that know their stuff. I'm not really a professional chef, but I'd like to share my recipe on here for others to use.
I call it "sweet sundae ramen" first, you start off with any flavor of ramen, as long as it's the maruchan brand.
Sorry about that!
Ok, of course, step one of all ramen, add water. It doesn't have to be fancy water or at any temperature. Just plain room temperature tap water is all I used for this.
Step two, put ramen in microwave on high for 4 minutes. While you're waiting grab the other ingredients and throw out the packaging INCLUDING THE SPICE PACKET (this is why we used maruchan, because they have the spice packet on the side).
Ok, here's all the ingriedients I use:
>nut topping or any crushed nut
>magic shell chocolate
>frosting (not pictured)
>whipped cream (not pictured)
Is anyone in the thread?
Anyway, once the ramen is done cooking, drain the water out completely.
I guess I forgot timestamp. Its a little late now but you can match the countertops.
I'm glad to hear at least one person is reading this!
First, I'll start off with the peppermint flavoring. You just have to add a few drops.
I get this might not be everyone's cup of tea.. but I promise it's great, and everyone I make it for loves it.
Next step, I added blue food coloring. You can add any color but I find yellow useless, and green makes it look moldy.
Shit I meant AM. Should I repost a new timestamp?
Anyway, next step is add honey. I use about a tablespoon.
what the fuck is happening in this thread? Why am I hungry.
Next I add caramel. I think this is my favorite ingredient, so I tend to add a lot whenever I make this.
Next is hot fudge! This is the stuff that gives it TONs of flavor.
Next is the homemade fudge.. I don't really have the recipe for it right now, but you just take a tablespoon and add it in.
You're a sick fuck but I like what I see.
But wait! You microwave it for 20 seconds so the fudge melts.
Some people don't like this, so this is optional, but I like adding a poptart to it for that extra sweetness and a little bit of crumble.
Thank you! I'm glad to hear some positive feedback. It's really delicious.
Now I add the pudding, because it's getting a little thick, so the pudding makes the noodles slip around easier.
Next I peeled the banana. It's best to have the banana blended, but I don't want to dirty any more dishes, so I'll mash it inside the bowl with the chopsticks.
Then you add the marshmallows. OPTIONAL: Cook in microwave on high for 30 seconds to melt the marshmallows. I did not do that this time.
Did the thread die?
Add a bunch of mini or regular sized chocolate chips. I don't prefer microwaving these because then you won't have a nice crunch in there.
How many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it starts to begin questioning its existance
This looks fantastic, except for the mint. Can I add almond extract instead?
Next is the frosting! Any flavor works, I just used what I have... blue raspberry!
YOU CROSSED THE LINE
Fucking blue Raspberry? What're you doing? This is only going to end in disaster.
Ok I'm stupid! I fixed the mouse.
Add an oreo as a garnish. I forgot to list this in the ingredients btw.
Like any sundae, add sprinkles! This is any kids favorite part.
>This is any kids favorite part.
The children are dead at this point
Here's the finished product! You can also add a cherry on top, but I ran out of them.
Here's me eating it, excuse my ugly self and that it was taken off my phone. Delicious! I wish I could share it with you all.
Halfway there.. yummy, but with all sweets your chest starts to hurt, haha.
Haha, yes I am a grill. I won't deny that.
Here's the best stuff to wash this down with!
All finished! Thank you for everyone in the thread who followed my recipe! I hope everyone tries this because it really is super delicious and all my friends love it too!
well I didn't have much better to do
HEY GUYS I feel like I'm missing the point here.
Is this supposed to be awful? I mean, it's not like he baked a cake with baking soda, or added mayo or mustard or something that would make this completely uneatable.
It's essentially just ice cream and cake fixings on entirely neutral noodles.
Sure, it will probably give you diabetes, and from a presentation standpoint, it's awful looking, but the ingredients and combinations in and of themselves aren't offensive.
So what gives?
Sapporo Ichiban master race reporting.
this is the most beautiful thread I've seen in years. i puked in my mouth, and that still probably tastes better than OP's glorious abomination
Love that stuff.
I remember when there was a phase were Nissin didn't fry their instant noodles to make it "healthier" or something like that. Dropped it like a rock until a couple months later when they stopped that shit.
This entire fucking thread.
[spoiler]Nate a shit[/spoiler]
Thanks for the recipe OP, anyone who dislikes this is just jealous they can't enjoy such sweets.
What the hell is it with women and sweets?
I fucking love sweet things, but Ive seen women eat stuff that makes me gag just thinking about it, this isn't even pushing the bar for me
Nice recipe though OP thread is best of all time
/a/ here. I thought I was going to get some goddamn ramen suggestions.
My tentacle rape porn doesn't have shit on this, man. What the fuck.
OP, are you the one who also makes Cosmic Brownie Shakes?
Cause I'm gonna need that shake recipe
OP, you sick fuck. Bring us another recipe!
god damn it diabeetus.
ramen will never look the same to me ever again.
you know I don't doubt that ramen could possibly be made into a tasty treat but this is just an abomination.
jesus christ dude, that's a fucking horrifying thought
Holy shit this is disgusting, but I can't stop laughing
Fucking lost it
Yeah. Or actually, OP should have drizzled some chocolate syrup.
This is fuck.
This is the definition of fuck.
You aren't even people.
I find if I add the contents of the little foil packet that;s included with most ramen to the noodles it really jazzes things up.
just a tip I'm passing on to you
would order this as my last meal to die from insta diabetes before they could put me in the chair. MFW
>that pic reminded me that this is the kind of shit regular show would do in an over the top rigby montage
>it actually happened irl
my friend is from japan and he showed me how to add the stuff from the little foil packet into the ramen noodles after cooking
at that shit up like a boss!
I haven't been on /ck/ since 2010 or 2011. This is the third or fourth thread I read today. I'm never going to leave again.
OP, you're a lady and a saint. I'd tongue your fart box any day. Give you the ol' Alaskan Pipeline and all that.
why the fuck not?
shitton of calories with some protein that you can make even better with some meat pieces
you could bunk on peanut butter n milk...beans n rice.. literally anything you want if it has some protein and you have an appetite for it