I start my new corporate finance job this week. How do I show

>>1666466
When asked if you can undertake more responsibility than you currently do, always answer truthfully. It does you, your boss, and fellow employees no good for you to say "yes" to every task asked of you only to not complete all of them the correct way and on time.

Also, get a prescription for adderall or vyvanse if you want to not burn out within 2 years.

>>1666466

It's a lot like prison. You look for the biggest, baddest, blackest motherfucker in the joint, walk right up to him and suck his dick. You're set!

Piss on your managers desk

>>1666476

My dad always told me that drugs were for losers.

>>1666477

I keep forgetting that I'm supposed to milk all the brothers if I want to keep my job. Thanks for the reminders.

>>1666485

Already taken care of, it's how I got the job. I can't do it twice or else it will look like I'm out of new ideas.

>>1666492
Oh yeah? What's your father's occupation and how long has he been doing that exact job? (your answer will probably tell you what I'm going to say about the quality of his "advice")

>>1666510

He's the Supervisor of a bunch of scientists at some chemicals factory. He's been there 20 years because that's just how people used to do things "back in the day".

>>1666476
>>1666492
>>1666510
if you have to take adderall take only very low doses and combine it with a traditional positive attitude to work and coffee or you'll go nuts

>>1666523

Why does everyone think you need to be drugged up to do any work?

Man forget the drugs. It'll get to the point where you need caffeine just to wake up. Forget that.

You show dominance by doing an amazing job. After awhile it becomes quite obvious to everyone who the real deal is