Help OP invest 1.000.000 potato monies

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Buy ethereum.

http://youtu.be/fbEtivJIfIU

>>1085454
Im on /biz/ for less then an hour and even i notice the extreme shilling.

short mBank.. thank me later

>>1085454
>That stuttering and mumbling

LOL

I really hope no one invested into this fucking meme

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>>1085462
>In finance, short selling (...) is the practice of selling securities or other financial instruments that are not currently owned, and subsequently repurchasing them ("covering")

Bro im such a noob to investing i dont even know the basics. In fact i dont even know where one would buy stocks in the first place.

>>1085510
how did tata get rich

>>1085608
After the fall of communism he went to france for a year to earn some money, then he and a friend bought a PGR ( socialist goverment-owned agro companies that were being privatized), and kept at it for 25 years.

>>1085452
Damn, that's some luck op. Lend me 10 grand bro.

>>1085452
first order of business is to get some hookers and blow, and next start establishing a private security company that you will militarize more and more as funds become available.

final step is kebab removal.

>>1085510
krotka sprzedasz jest odwrotnoscia kupowania
im bardizej akcja idzie na dol tym wiecej hajsu dostajesz. ale twoj ojciec nie bylby zachwycony gdybys gral milionem na gieldzie

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Buy a Ferrari

>>1085452
Is this fate Anon? I am very interested in speaking with you because I am looking for a good programmer and small amount of cash to develop something for developing markets. Do you have a spare email to exchange ideas with? I will just run by and if we click we can chat about the idea and if you are interested. It might be destiny we met and we have the pieces to the puzzle. Its an idea for the stock market which could make a decent amount of money, and especially generate a lot of news at launch.

>not a big deal but I am a Polak Canadian

>>1085452

>make surjery for big deck
>haev biggast deck in world
>become to pornster
>make many of zloty

If you're serious and not trolling you can invest in my business. I'd need $20k and I could turn that into a LOT of money.

I'll leave my throwaway

[email protected]

Just buy Berkshire Hathaway

Warren Buffett is god, you can trust him

>Fuck 100 Polish hookers.
>Invest remaining 999,999 zlotys in 1z candies to sell for 20z during the next Reich.
>Report any Jew pianists you might spot during candy selling.
>20x your original wealth.

>>1087812
>>1087823
all bait

>>1085452
Buy real estate in Australia. If you are serious then reply to me.

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>>1088172

>>1085452
buy ethereum, its in its infancy but its being used by large companies to transport money, its relatively cheap so you can invest a fair amount, watch as it does a bitcoin over the next few years

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>>1088172

Oh jesus.

Ok, anon, fellow polishfag here. My suggestion: grab some young students from mathematics, physics etc. and try data agregation. Example: Analizy Online, those guys hoards data from polish TFI's, process them and sell access to their API for hefty money (I think Bankier uses their services). And it's not difficult, just time consuming.

If you wanna, you can contact me at my dummy mail:
notsooldone at gmail dot com

>>1088888
Thanks zuchu, your email has been saved for the future. First i gotta read up on this shit.
>>1087812
I would reply but you know, im not retarded
>>1087823
Sent :^)
>>1088172
Sides disintegrated.
>>1085454
>>1088410
The fact that /biz/ is spammed to fuck with this shit totally convinced me to buy eth, and did not, totally, have the opposite effect.