I have $1000 to blow. Whats the best way to get a 10x return?

Buy lawn mowing equipment and cut grass for $60 hourly

>>1081549
Normal etfs when the current trend hits rock bottom. Then just wait long enough.

Buy ethereum

>>1081549
short daimler, they'll get caught in the emissions scandal in the next two weeks

>blow
If you want to treat your money like trash, just get the fuck out of /biz/. This board is for people who care about money.

>>1081549
If you let me trade it I can double it or more. You wouldn't be giving me the money just listing me as your trader hit me up [email protected]

You guys are idiots.

Become very good at something, and I mean so good that nobody else can do it.

Then, charge prices that don't make any sense. Like, $4500 for an end-table.

>investing in stocks

ugh.....

>>1082856
S t o p p o s t i n g

>>1081549

for most people it would be investing in the stock market over a long period of time, probably taking a value investing approach...

for most retail punters options, spreadbetting etc.. will cause them to lose money. Sure if you want to take a gamble that might pay off 10* over a short period of time then those instruments can be used for that... but unless you've got a good reason to make that bet, have a clear edge etc.. (which is unlikely for most) then you're basically just playing a -EV game

>>1081549

Give it to me. We'll not talk for an amount of time

I'll give ten times back.

Kneepads are pretty much profit multipliers.

>>1081549
I got 40€. On what should I spent it, if I want to get into stock/investment?

>>1082856
Jesus Christ, stop posting here, everybody knows it's a bullshit scam

Actually, on second thought, I'm going to copy that gmail and I'm going to post it everywhere just to see if it becomes a meme or something

>>1082922
please do

>>1081549
Lets probably just stop shilling the threads and find a way to get actual revenue, you fucking chain smoking facebook memers.

>>1082922
Lol I've actually had some people hit me up. It's not a scam I'm genuine and I'll really trade for you. Demo account or real it don't matter