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Listen up you snot-nosed underage b& Wolf of Wall Street wannabes. I'm sick of all these threads where you're asking "how can I haz $1000 from the change under my car seat?"
So today I'm going to do what no faggot in his right mind would ever do, and tell you in plain English how to make easy money in one fucking day. You bet your ass the pic is god damn related.
We've all been through high school and know what it's like. Except for you fucking babies, don't think it's not obvious you're still in Junior English. Well it's your lucky day, because you're going to put back a whole bunch of cash.
You're going to need two things, $150 money to start up and to be currently enrolled in school. High school is best, but you muh STEM faggots going to university can do this too.
Here's how this works. Valentines day is coming up, and every last bitch in your school is dripping in anticipation to show off to all the other girls how desirable they are to prospective mates. All of the oblivious dudes, however, have no fucking clue about this. They're going to show up empty handed, and their girlfriends are all going to run off to bounce off Tyrone's dick.
Except they're not, because you're going to help them out in exchange for the lunch money they got from mommy that morning.
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It will be a little harder to pull off because Valentines day is on a weekend this year, but maybe you can remember it for next year and decide to get off your sorry ass and make cold hard cash next year. This year, you're going into action on Friday the 12th. That's right, Friday the fucking 12th of the current fucking year, put it on your calender.
Start by ordering these beautiful cash machines. Normally I would sell them to you myself with a modest markup, but I'm riding my yacht to the moon and shipping is fucking expensive from space.
http://www.costco.com/Single-Wrapped-Roses-for-Resale--100-Stems.product.100191807.html
Bam. 100 fucking roses. Wrapped. Resale ready.
You're going to take these fuckers to school with you and make sure every prepubescent shit knows you're selling these bitches by the end of 1st period. Find the most popular slut you know, give her three of them for free as advertizing. Give them to the football team for free, or $2 or whatever. They sell themselves, every bitch in the school wants one and all the boys know it. Once you create the demand, the work is done.
You'll walk away with $350 in profit by the end of the day, just make sure Jamal doesn't jump you in the parking lot.
I believe in you fucking faggots, now go get ready to make fucking money.
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OP is a fucking genius.
Thanks OP!
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