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2016-02-07 05:19:31 Post No. 1081270
Post No. 1081270
Listen up you snot-nosed underage b& Wolf of Wall Street wannabes. I'm sick of all these threads where you're asking "how can I haz $1000 from the change under my car seat?"
So today I'm going to do what no faggot in his right mind would ever do, and tell you in plain English how to make easy money in one fucking day. You bet your ass the pic is god damn related.
We've all been through high school and know what it's like. Except for you fucking babies, don't think it's not obvious you're still in Junior English. Well it's your lucky day, because you're going to put back a whole bunch of cash.
You're going to need two things, $150 money to start up and to be currently enrolled in school. High school is best, but you muh STEM faggots going to university can do this too.
Here's how this works. Valentines day is coming up, and every last bitch in your school is dripping in anticipation to show off to all the other girls how desirable they are to prospective mates. All of the oblivious dudes, however, have no fucking clue about this. They're going to show up empty handed, and their girlfriends are all going to run off to bounce off Tyrone's dick.
Except they're not, because you're going to help them out in exchange for the lunch money they got from mommy that morning.