You have $250 dollars, a telephone and access to a free email account.
You must make $10,000 dollars in 30 days or your entire family will be tortured to death. You may not spend another penny than the $250 you have been allotted. You may NOT gamble in any way or use any other speculative means to try and multiply your cash.
Go to a lending company (or call them) and get a $10,000 loan. Let's say you have 10 people in your family. If all of you work full time at even a minimum wage, you will make 10,000 in less than a month.
You could also try sucking 10,000 dicks and charge $1 per suck (blow). There is 1440 minutes in a day and you only have to suck 333 dicks. Overall, it comes down to 2 minutes per dick and you will still be left with 12.9 hours a day to eat sleep and watch anime. BTW you could use the phone to get your clients and the 250 buckz to buy some make up. it'll make your customers happy GL
>buy newest crypto currency
>shill the fuck out of it on /biz/
>lose everything when nobody cares about imaginary currency which causes it to cease to exist
>enter cock sucking sucking market
>find out OP has the market cornered
>he does it for free
Use the cash to buy a few guns and bomb vests, call my buddies to come help, and go rob a bank. If we get caught, just say we had the vests locked on us and we had to go rob the bank or our families would be caught. Boom shakalaka
>call my dealer
>buy as much xanax and weed as possible
>start flipping hard
>repeat until 10k
Not hard fags
Take $200, exchange for 2 crisp $100 bills.
Use $9.80 to make 98 copies of the bills, then wrap them up in a $10k wrapper with real bills on top and bottom.
Spend $2.35 to buy ice pick from Wal-mart.
Buy a $30 lunch because it's been a busy day, leave a $7.85 tip because waitress has a nice rack. That takes care of the rest of the $50.
Go to the person making the threats. Hand him the wrapped money.
Just as he discovers that it's a pack of fake money, bury the ice pick in the back of his head.
buy a knife or gun and just start stealing from random places in the safest way possible. no way will you make 10K in 30 days legally unless you already have a genius idea that takes little capital.
these thinly veiled "how do I make $10K from $250" threads are dumb.
Pay 5 dollars to 50 kids to make a sad short video clip. Borrow a cellphone and email the video to my free email. Go to the library and start a GoFundMe for all of them. Keep race and ages different enough people can't tell I'm behind it.
Shoot for $300 for each of them. Use the remaining $5000 to beat the ever-living shit out of you for making me do something so stupid.