>>1080386 Seems like OPs mother's sexual activity is directly linked to major economic events. Therefore we can safely conclude that by monitoring and regulating her mating patterns we can regulate the economy.
>>1080440 Indeed, also her sexual activity is directly correlating with sunspot frequency...
OP does your mom ever go outside and stare at the sun? Is she repelled by moonlight? I think she might be possessed by some kind of sun demon. Wait a minute... Correlation between sunshine and sexual activity; sunshine *AND* sexual activity; "and" in german is "und"; sUN Demon; s UND emon; take away the "und" and you get semon which sounds like semen!! My god it all makes sense
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