more uwti astrology

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>>1073498
look at dat upside

>>1073498

Where do I get sexy chart software like that?

>>1073498
Looks like the last rave party i went to.

>>1073498
wat du it meen annun

>>1073498
>>1073519
How many standards of deviation have you got your bands set to? Is that +/- 1 and 3?

This reminds me of the cinematography meme on /tv/ where people just draw random lines on shit and call it genius

>>1073666
You, I like you

>>1073666
>what are statistics

Chart patterns do actually exist... just most of them have shitty odds.

Though, did you see the upside that DWTI gained?
>>1073519

I'm the Astrologer.

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>>1074048
>i can't read this stuff, so no one else can

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>>1074049
how do charts even work?

The bull-trap pattern is being prepped as we speak.

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>>1074868
>WHEN YOU'RE HIGH AS A KITE

>>1074870
though it kinda is weird that the crash of oil on the etf simulates a bubbles pretty well...

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>>1074050
Ask your fucking cardiologist while you're having a heart attack and he's looking at the fucking chart your EKG is making, dumbass.

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>>1074884

I definitely see a reverse cup and handle forming after that head and shoulders, and my ADX and RSI indicators both show that it's time for a bull market. Considering this, I have a target set for $4.00.

I've got $5000 in UWTI, and you'd be smart to invest too.

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>>1074886

>>1073498
what is this????

>>1074048
>Chart patterns do actually exist

so does machine learning... if there are profitable patterns to be found in time series or known patterns to search for then a computer is much more efficient at finding them than a human

>>1073646
>How many standards of deviation have you got your bands set to? Is that +/- 1 and 3?

you mean standard deviation?

I wouldn't use it with financial data - one of the basic premises of the central limit theorem is independent variables - the individual variables making up a financial time series are not independent... assuming normality is flawed - financial data will tend to have fat tails - extreme moves are more likely... people whacking bands around stuff and claiming some % probability of a price reaching a band based on the normal distribution are deluding themselves

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>>1074919
Standard deviations work well as price targets in oil and gas trading. I do that for a large company.

Our experience has shown positive gains from stan dev strategies since 1998. I remember a Conoco trader laughing at me when I mentioned the March/April NG spread (The Widowmaker) went 72 cents wide in a couple of days one year which was about 10 standard deviations. He said, "You can only go out 3 standard deviations!" and walked away. I shook my head. LTCM went broke when the Eastern European spreads went out 30 stan devs. Black Swans they call them.

>>1074969
>He said, "You can only go out 3 standard deviations!"

that's what I mean... people assigning probabilities to them as though prices are normally distributed... he'd have been more or less right if they were but obviously you can have moves like that and they're not as unlikely as people like to assume

>>1073668
can you see the future?

>>1073498
we should make this the next general moly - once the fund hits a dollar we'll all throw in $100+ and ride it out as long as we can

I'm waiting for $UWTI to drop under 1.00 then I'm buying with both hands. Gonna be at 10.00 by 2018

what causes these black swans is a mix of liquid/illiquid episodes in a real fast sequence
im trying to write something that involves checking for current liquidity and previous volume compared to price action.
you're more likely to go out of the SD when there's not much in the way of breaking it. obvious to say, but easily overlooked.

>>1074919

the difference can be quite negligible, desu famalamdingdong

>>1075015
isn't that clear - lots of things cause black swans... LTCM was the result of a decision by Russia that screwed with the bond markets

part of the defining characteristic of black swans is that they're not really predictable

what you're describing seems more related to flash crashes

>>1075388
kinda like how it was "unpredictable" that eur/chf would get dropped like a zika baby... (it was the human factor that caused the floor being removed, after all)

black swans are very obvious, but very hidden. some people will obviously predict them, while others will never conceive of them.

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doesn't look like too much will be in the way of 2.8 (240: dwti)

>>1073668
Clearly a dead cat bounce after that bearish marubozu

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>>1075759
It has been foretold.

>>1075786
the stars present a map to Free Stuff™

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>>1075798
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>>1075799
I like you, i use 2 BBs as well. So here's some free stuff, don't tell people i told you that
>they say you can use the bands on a lower timeframe to get in the direction of the major trend

>>1075808
i also use a standard dick of 6 for your mom