How do I short against this millennial hype?
>tfw all the big banks and corporations are hyping about millennials "kickstarting the economy with their tech savvy skillz" you know its all BS
I was trying to pinpoint what they were doing that was so off. Clearly they weren't millenials, but I couldn't put my finger on it. It wasn't the age, the fashion, the pose, the forced assortment, or the far left guy's rapist smile. Those all checked out.
Then it hit me, they were all smiling.
You're saying you think we're in a tech bubble (you're not alone). In bubbles cash are king, however you want to short the market to "Multiply teh gains", which means you should invest in commodities in this non-commodity market.
If shorting Slack.com was that easy, everyone would do it, but you're not Christian Bale and Ryan Gossling isn't your friend so you're gonna have to take risks like every other dipshit who reads google.com/news economy section.
You and everyone else didn't notice that the guy in front's pants don't fit him in the length at all. Half of his shoe is stepping on it. The girl to his left can't even tie her shoes. Better yet, nobody is wearing the correct sized jeans, other than the first girl on the right.
One girl is wearing some type of astronaut suit pants. smfh. These people are millennial bums.