shitcoins

>>1064926
I forgot to say I got Dogecoins at its peak too

Should have held ethereum like you were told. Idiot its goong to the moon.

You have no patience

Should have bought Earthcoin, bro.

>>1064926
You don't buy into shit shilled on fucking /biz/.

Like are you serious? Does people making threads non-stop shilling something not raise a red flag to you?

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>>1064926
The more something is advertised, the worse it is.

I just saved you tens of thousands throughout your life, all I ask in return is that you not procreate.

>>1064968
I'd say that ANYTHING recommended on an imageboard for NEETs, by NEETS should not be taken seriously.

>>1064926
>>1064926
its called patience you plebeian.

>>1064974
There's a few rare gems, that's the point of niche boards, but you need to know bullshit when you see it.

Anything that's common knowledge serves little purpose, too many people use those tricks, and if an experts shares his tricks with the world then it's common knowledge. On occasion you get someone who knows what they're talking about and they only say it on the forum of douchebags they've been using since before they became successful.

Just remember the #1 Rule: Always ask Li Shen if he's chinese.

You do realize this entire board is made to contain about a dozen turbo autists that never stop shilling this shit, right?

99% of /biz/ doesn't fuck with this retarded shit and has been warning you.

Why Moot felt the need to make a whole new board instead of just banning all of these NEETs is beyond me

>>1064990
This, Honestly, I didn't mind the PND/Doge threads because they pretty much kept to themselves. All the rest of these crypto shills are retarded as fuck though because they invade threads that have nothing to do with crypto thinking thats going to make people want to buy it. If anything it just pisses people off.

>>1064980
>There's a few rare gems, that's the point of niche boards, but you need to know bullshit when you see it.

The simplest tricks are generally the most valuable and real though. There really is no "big secret". It's all based on little truths that people for some reason ignore as "that's not a big enough truth" or "there MUST be something else!".

It's literally as simple as:
>Learn personal finance
>Dollar cost average into low cost ETFs
>Spend less than you earn
>Don't buy random frivolous goods without assessing whether it serves much of a purpose or if the task it fulfills can be done much cheaper
>Research your major and career outlooks on it BEFORE investing time/money
>Work hard to get good GPA, do internships and extra curriculars
>ALWAYS work on improving yourself such as by reading books, going to the gym, etc.

That's pretty much it. Following all of those is the same as becoming "financially well-off". - THAT kind of advice is what /biz/ is good for, but it's very simple and requires just 5 minutes of reading and thinking and then it's done. Defeating the purpose of even going on this board.

Same with /fit/ or whatever, you just need to quickly look at the sticky and find what you need then you realize everything else is dumb memes and completely irrelevant for the most part except a few specific threads.

>Just remember the #1 Rule: Always ask Li Shen if he's chinese.

Btw I literally made up the "Are you Chinese" meme in response to his posts. I'm surprised it caught on so well. I posted it a few times and eventually everytime I would see his posts they were followed by a "Are you Chinese"
:^)

>>1064990
>You do realize this entire board is made to contain about a dozen turbo autists that never stop shilling this shit, right?
>99% of /biz/ doesn't fuck with this retarded shit and has been warning you.

This board has become Nu-/biz/. Cryptocurrnecy discussion used to be contained in just one or two threads and nowhere else

>>1065002
>I literally made up the "Are you Chinese" meme
I've seen a few people using it on people other than Li, it makes me feel like a sad oldfag. I am one, been here 9 years, but still.

>>1065038
>I am one, been here 9 years, but still.

You poor, poor man.

I regret every minute I spend on 4chan.

>>1064926
Never trust anyone encouraging you to invest in shit on a message board.

It's the second oldest trick in the book (after cold calls) for building up hype for pump and dump schemes.

>>1064926

Stop being a spastic and learn to invest, you fucking spastic. If you can't afford to lose the money, you shouldn't invest it and should leave it in cash in a money market account.

>>1065080
>buying shitcoins
>investing
Pick one.

>>1065071
If you go on other legit financial forums, they ban all crypto discussion because it is text book pump and dump and not investing in any way

>>1064926

> buying meme money with real money

Poor people never learn.

>>1064926
First of all, crypto currencies should be treated like all high risk investments. Dont put in money you cant afford to lose.

And just because something drops 25% in a day doesnt mean it cant gain back its value or more in the future. Just investigate, find things you think will rise in value and hold untill its high enough.

There is no investments that only keep increasing in value. Fall in value might just be another chance to buy.

>>1065099
can you name those other non-retarded forums?

>>1065099
>can you name those other non-retarded forums?

>my first tilt
>fuck better just stay on tilt til I have to start sucking dick to keep buying dildocoin

>>1064926
Idk why your mad. You bought high and sold low just like we always say

So much fedora tippety in this thread. Ethereum just popped up another $0.20 no fucks given.

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>>1064990
>>1065099
Why don't you fuck off back to those forums then you unbearable bore?

You are literally the worst sort of idiot

Buy bitcoin, its really low right now and will go to the moon after the halving.

>>1065326
>>1065318
>>1065291
jewish shills detected
/pol/ was right

>>1065326
Umm no, bitcoin will fall another $100 over the next 2 weeks. Better buy bitcoin2.0 (ETH) before you lose your shirt.

>>1065338
I don't want to lose my shirt too :c

>>1065326
Ah, the good old "to the moon" maymay.

Sorry, but a "currency" that needs a constant influx of outside money just to survive isn't going to last.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDGq4aeevgY

holy shit the founder is a literal autist

do you trust your money in the hands of an autist?

>>1065254
I can't beleive people are stupid enough to buy shit called "dodge coins" and "ethereum" with actual money.

All these threads are jokes right?

Nobody is actually buying this shit. Nobody can be that stupid.

>>1066429
Literally looks like the biggest autist i've ever seen

>Mfw people trust this guy

LOL

>>1066429
not only is he autistic, he's also gay. do you trust your money in the hands of a homosexual?

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>>1064926
Ahahahahahaha. You actually took the fucking bait on that garbage because all these community college Robinhood fuck-ups told you to?

Don't worry bro, it's the future. Just hang tight.

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>>1066442
When I think gays I think pic related.

They don't look like good accountants.

>>1066440
>not trusting autists to build the best cryptocurrencies

What are you fucking 15 years old? Anyway the price of ethereum continues to rise and rise. In the meantime you're still poor.

>>1066442
Where do you read that he is gay?

>>1066479
>In the meantime you're still poor.

But I have more money than you.

What is your age and networth?

>>1066481
I didn't read that he's gay, I *saw* that he's gay. In the video. The way he talks. Can you honestly say he's a real man?

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>>1066481
>>1066451
Minus the autism part, do you talk like him? Like a not real man?

>>1064926
you have to hold it long term faggot

>>1066493
>>1066497
Is this your angle of attack?

It's like saying microsoft is a bad investment because Bill Gates can't bench 250 pounds.

Terrible. You're making yourselves look like faggots.

>>1066429
>holy shit the founder is a literal autist
what were you expecting? a cool, hot girl?

Who else would create such thing besides an autistic social outcast?

>>1066429
What the fuck is he looking at???

>>1066528
The interviewer.

>>1066530
Is the interviewer a hummingbird?

>>1066521
>Who else would create such thing
Certainly not an autistic social outcast like you who spends all day on 4chan.

>>1066508
But Bill Gates is an alpha, nothing to do with muscles. He talks like a real man. Sure he may have autistic body movements from time to time, but a real man autistic. This Ethereum guy however is autistic AND gay. Like you because you're defending him and you didn't answer my question, which means you got something to hide.

>>1066553
>This Ethereum guy however is autistic AND gay.

This is what's putting you off this made up currency?

If Arnold shows up on youtube hawking Schwartz bucks you would be all in?

It's because you literally sit on something so fucking volatile for two fucking days before realizing that you've fucked up.

This shit needs to be babied anon. You have to watch the shit like a hawk and understand the signs of a pump and a dump.

What was your trading plan? When were you going to take your money out? Any market will play you if you try to use it like a casino.

Either you should've bought it and stayed off the shit for about a year, or trade the highs and lows.

It's buy low sell high anon.

>>1066583
Nope, because Arnold isn't smart with computers. But if he were smart with computers, sure, why not?

Nerds and Geeks aren't gays. They are men too, just nerdy and geeky. Like Bill Gates. He's a nerd, he's a geek, but he's not gay.

This Ethereum guy, exhibits characteristics only gay and homosexuals have. You're one if you can't see it. The way he talks and moves. It's so obvious. Gays are like females, and therefore can't be trusted.

Geeks and nerds are men, and can be trusted. Simple.

>>1066591
>>1066591
this. you should have bought 10 months ago in order to make serious profit

at this point it's about shorting and making a quick buck, buying low and sellomg a bit higher

but most likely things are still early for ETH, no guarantees though

>>1066591
>trade the highs and lows
like literally buying when I think its not going any lower and sell when I think its not going any higher (even if I keep the asset for just a few hours)?

buy low sell high

>>1066612
Like literally buying at the day's low and selling near where the day's high was.

You can't just throw your money into it anon.
You have to have some type of strategy and wait for the market to give you something.

It could be one/two trades per day or multiple trades over the course of a few hours. Just be aware of the BTC price too.

You should buy Bitcoin 21 BTC and hold for 10 years then retire, but you are too dumb so you'll keep playing lottery by buying on shitcoins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZ8zDpX2Mg

>>1066606
Guess who tells you how Bitcoin is literally everything? This alpha businessman:

https://vimeo.com/149035662

Get schooled. Anyone NOT holding at least 1 BTC by 2016 is a dead man walking.

>>1064926
Your a legit idiot you have no idea what you're doing or the basic concepta of trading theres noone to blame but yourself

>>1064926
i forgot my bought eth the next day and sold mine today when i looked my bank balance, i guess even a lazy guy like me can win better at life then you op :/

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Online cryptocurrencies were created to scam autistic NEETs.

I cannot believe how dumb you are OP. Fucking Dogecoin? Dogecoin? I haven't even heard it posted for like a year and you've actually invested money in it, at the wrong time on top of that.

This board shows some seriously retarded shit sometimes. I'm glad I'm sane every time I see mentally disabled shit like this.

>>1066528

He's watching cartoon girls with a personal net worth widget in the top corner.

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>>1067106
>Online cryptocurrencies
You sound 66

>>1067068
Can bitcoin really be the one to last when it supposedly has problems?

You're discrediting an entire future market that hasn't even been fully realized yet, and instead you're investing all of your money into one big speculation.

Sure BTC could succeed and the rest fail, but I'm almost positive that's never going to happen. People will always want variety and BTC will never be the Swiss Army Knife of everything that's to be decentralized.

Then you post the meme video of an idiot talking about how BTC is such a good investment because it dips and reaches new highs. Sorry bud, past market data means almost nothing to future price.

>>1067078
The guy was confirmed to be a hoax.

Stop blatantly shilling shit.

>>1064926
NEXT TIME HOLD ON TO IT AND WAIT.