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>bring a stepstool into bathroom stalls to increase urination height. You will urinate more loudly and thus establish bathroom dominance
>when out to lunch with co-workers, order the largest cut of red meat available. If possible, substitute vegetables for a larger steak.
>insert fingers in female. Loudly force weaker male co-workers to, "smell the fingers. All of them."
>scan photos of your beta-male co-workers' families from their desks to your computer. Photoshop your face over theirs. Frame the new photos and replace the old ones on their desks. Their families are rightfully yours.