I'm NEET now because I just found out I can't pay for college. What do? I know I need to get a job but how do I make all of the money in the world if I can't be an engineer? I am willing to work my ass off and get creative.
inb4 suck cocks
inb4 rent out orifices
inb4 kill myself
Im an electrician in Australia and every 6 months or more i watch the above link. Maybe because Mike is a stud.
I didnt want to be an electrician, i didn't even know wtf HVAC was, but now it makes me good money because there was an opportunity and i took it. Stop being a colossal cock sucking manchild and get a real job.
Seriously most starter jobs now require degrees so you are reduced to high turnover shit taking.
Actual rubbish collection may pay more, especially on weekends.
Find loans or other types of funding if you can and do a years burger-crying to build up cash and get educated. Your only other option is wiping down tables forever. Even wiping down old people takes a bachelors these days...
Get a job, register for fall intake, organize your finances, and go to school. It's not that hard. If your grades are too low for grants/scholarships/loans then you'll have to study part time and work part time to pay for it until your GPA improves
I did 4 years in the army. They were offering the largest enlistment bonus at the time. But the gi bill is the same no matter which branch you serve in. So just pick whichever sounds the least shit to you.