Hello. welcome to stuff bank.
give me stuff
you pay me interest to keep the stuff
and then you get the stuff back after you pay to get your stuff back.
It involves alot of complicated math and stuff
(emphasis on stuff)
Interest rates vary from 100% every 100 years to 100% every 10 minutes
we also convert stuff.
for instance, if you've got some liquid stuff, you can exchange it for some gassy stuff, or maybe some nice solid stuff.
rates:
1 solid stuff = 2 liquid stuff = 400 gas stuff
what are the benefits of investing my stuff with your bank?
Do you accept crypto-stuff ?
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Can you store idea stuff? Such as waifus?