I failed my maths test today. How are you doing?

Why didn't you study?

>>1044896
start study java programming because i believe it will be helpful for my accounting career

but i realize it will be more easier if i just pirate some existing softwares / make connection to unemployed neet programmer

and now i am on /biz/

>>1044897
I have been taking drugs 2 or 3 times a week. Mostly amph and MDMA, but also cocaine.

I was stupid.

Fuck off to /r9k/ fag

>>1044940
>Mostly amph and MDMA, but also cocaine.

They have that in Russia?

>>1044948
In Moscow. Coke is pretty expensive, $100-200 a gram. No wonder there is such stuff here, we are in Europe after all.

How do you know I am Russian? OP-pic?

>>1044949
Just bad but not bad enough English and the OP pic lol

>>1044951
Why is it bad? Could you please greentext my mistakes?

>>1044955
>I failed my maths test today.
maths => math
>I was stupid.
was => am
>No wonder there is such stuff here
=> It's no wonder that there's this kind of shit around here, we're in Europe after all.

You don't put any contractions and your sentences are short. Also, out of all the non-english speaking peoples, Russians, a.k.a pseudo-whites, are the only ones that give a shit about presentability.

>>1044955
>>1044990
Idk it's kind of weird.

Russians just have this really particular way of writing in English and certain mistakes in grammar/spelling.

It's actually kind of funny, I used to play this one game and I was playing with this Russian guy who wanted me to translate for him so that he could write posts and messages using perfect English.

>>1044896
>>1044955
Watch this btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNHyivXhyQw

>>1044990
>was => am
Wow, that was really offending!
Actually I meant "I have been stupid".

File: ev_sachi_01a.jpg (111KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 800x600px

Anyone want to translate the pic?

>>1045141
It says:

"I am great! Everything is fine. Natasha had an abortion again, I bought an iPhone 6, I don't regret it! Have you even seen one? Come on, come home we're waiting for you"

>>1044904
Why java programming? Why wouldn't you just become a whiz at excel, since that's what I thought most accountants used anyways.