So I'll be graduating with a degree in Business Data Analytics

Data analyst?

>>1024693
Walgreens cashier

Business Analyst/Data Analyst

Either go with a consulting company or a corporation that has a BI group (i.e. pretty much every large corporation)

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>Asshole boss workin’ me hard, never stops to give me breaks, my job is the worst out of all of them
>Negro boy comes up to me, asks if I can clean his dishes. i slam his dish into the ground
>Denied.jpeg
>He comes over to me and stares me straight in the eye
>I just stand there, i dont know what to do
>Still staring at me, im starting to get pissed
>Negro boy starts making these weird noises, like a fucking bull
>Anger starts taking him over, he’s goin all red in the face
>Made a run for it, he’s tank af
>Escaped to the parking lot and find my car, but i cant find my keys
>I run back inside to find the entire restaurant on fire, dishes still havent been done
>Something slams behind me, its my bosses face, into the wall, negro boy looks at me
>Jesus Christ, im screwed, i grab the nearest pan and prepare to fight
>Over the other side of the restaurant i see this babe screaming for help
>Help the girl or hit the negro and save myself, i cant decide
>Negro comes closer to me, i can smell the chicken on him
>Cant do anything, i have to endure the chicken
>Eventually make up my mind, i push away the negro and run for the girl
>Nearing the girl, i throw her over my shoulder, and run out of the restaurant
>After we stop, she throws her arms around me

I tell her, “I’m so sorry, but we can’t do this now, I have to find out who that negro boy is”, “I know who he is” she says, “Who?” She leans down into my ear and told me to read the first letter of every line.

Best job ever

>>1024712
Yeah that's basically what I was asking. Would probably have to move to a bigger city to know more job opportunities correct?

>>1024717
Things that never happened