So I have a date with an 83 year old next week. Does anyone

>>1021720

I wish you anon a Happy New Year.

>>1021720
>Any ideas/info/tips?
Yeah, don't be such a prude and suck his dick at least.

This guy could potentially spend 10's of thousands of dollars on you and you won't even polish his knob once?

>>1021720
>>inb4 you're a horrible person
Well, let me say it like this. Would you be hanging out with this geezer if there wasn't a potential financial gain?

What the fuck at least give the dude a handjob before he dies. I'd fingerfuck some old grandma if she gave me money to go to the fuckin zoo. don't be such a cunt, build a relationship and treat it like it is. A job. You're going to have to do shit you don't wanna do to get more out of it. CASH IN

LE EBIN TRELL POST XDDDDDDD

Post a time stamped picture of you in hot lingerie or fuck off to one of the funposting boards.

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>>1021720
I'm an oldfag and I can share my experiences.

Act interested in him. Find out his life story. Sometimes we have more money than sense. Don't be looking at the hot waiter or customer nearby all the time. Act like a lady/gentleman (didn't know if you were a femanon or not at the time of this writing) not a tramp. Act like an attractive and educated person and play hard to get. His brain chemistry needs the positive feeling of achievement; that he' still got "it".

State your personal goals. Don't tell him about the tattooed 20 something you use for regular booty calls.

Act like you have a busy career. That will explain why you don't return all his incessant calls. The thing with all of us is that if you flirt with me AND my male friends, your status improves my social ranking in my group and will get older women more interested in me.
That's how we use younger women in reality.
And we can give nice gifts that you can convert to cash, no questions asked. Sex? It happens sometimes with the tittie bar dancers we court. They're pretty aggressive. But we like the chase more than that sometimes.

>>1021720

I've had 23 sugar babies in the last 7 years. I can tell you right now, if you come off as fake, and just a gold digger your ass will get replaced. But if you are sweet and honest and open up to to guy he will keep you around and spoil you rotten. Be really clear about your wants and needs and let him be clear about his. If you fuck him over for a quick buck you are a shitty shitty person, but if you are genuine company for him it will pay off far better and you will both be happy.

Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games.


Are you going to fuck him? Because then youre officially a whore

>>1021720
> date with 83 years old
hahahaha please.

>>1021748
> fingerfuck a grandmother
Dude ew.
>>1021754
This

>>1021759
Not sure if this is real.

I used grindr sometimes and old dudes were really ..... .__.'. A great personality has great looks to me, I really only care about looks. Probably a reason why I will never get something lasting.

>>1021720
>My limits are pretty high.
you fucking suck at this

btw tits or gtfo

>>1021761
Literally what is the difference between a sugar baby and a gold digger?

>>1022828
Absolutely nothing.
>>1021720
Screenshotted this. I'll be printing it out and visiting botanical gardens tomorrow looking for a hottie with an old dude.

>Worst Case Scenario
I spend my Sunday at the botanical gardens. Pretty nice time.

>Best Case Scenario
I bust a gold digger, expose her shitty personality to her victim, and take some pictures of her fine ass to show to /biz/

Wish me luck, anons.

>>1021759
>>1021761
This is incredibly useful info! Thanks anons.

I'm not looking to screw someone over for money. Like I said, he's a pretty interesting dude. We've had good conversations in the past. I'm more than happy to exchange my company for food/presents.

>>1021730
Of course I wouldn't be hanging out with him unless I was getting a free lunch out of it. Why would I do that? That's the way of the world. Don't do anything you don't really want to unless you're getting paid or getting something you want.

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Slowly build a friendship with him wherein you show immense compassion, empathy, and ingenuity. The more he values you as a person, the more likely he is to leave you a shit ton of money in his will.

Or you can just fuck him and get a necklace or some shit.

>>1021720
>Don't be needy, wait for him to contact you.
>Try to find ways where him spending money on you benefits him as well. For example, go to Victoria Secret and tell him you'll model any pair of panties he chooses to buy for you. You'll get $100s worth of shit, he gets a boner that isn't viagra induced. Win-win.
>Already stated, if he senses you're fake, he'll boot you to the curb.
>Don't talk about your boyfriends. At all. Appear completely single and available. Don't tell him how Tyrone comes by every Saturday and gives it to you nice and hard.

Most importantly:
>You know how you have half a dozen guys your age who are lined up for the opportunity to date you? He has a line of 20 something year old women who want his money as well, and I can promise there are women who are prettier, sexier, and smarter than you. Leave your vaginal hubris at the door.

>>1021720
Maximum, no holds barred, bait.

>>1022828

It is subtle, and there isn't always a difference. A gold digger is someone that feigns a genuine relationship with a wealthy person purely for personal gain.

A Sugar baby is someone that enters a verbal contract with another person - a mutually beneficial agreement to exchange company/sex/companionship/whatever for cash/gifs/expenses.

A sugar baby is an honest and age old tradition and there is nothing wrong or unusual about it. A gold digger is an underhanded and deceitful person.

It's a fine line, and it can be easily crossed. I've had sugar babies that abuse the trust and grab for too much, fake a sincere relationship for added perks or try and cash out big before ending it or disappearing. I've been doing it for long enough to recognize the signs and pull the plug first. On the other hand there are plenty pf really sweet, special and genuine girls I'm still friendly with years after who's company we mutually enjoyed, and respected.

If you are a man of means, I highly recommend it.

are you 4?

>>1022860
>A free lunch

You really have high standards

>>1022840
God speed, anon.