For the love of Iori should i buy BTC or not? It might dip more but i don't wanna buy and get shorted 500 bucks. Fucking hell!
I will get Body ga ameze if you buy now. Wait for the perfect jump in and then MAX Mode for optimized damage.
>>3473995 It's really hard, but i'll try. Thx Kyo!
Selling kneepads
Selling kneepads
Do you accept bitbeans?
>>3473889
I'll accept your body maybe ;)
2.0 has kicked off.
Thoughts on decentralised shopping?
All I can see is this being the biggest thing ever. It might take a few years to kick off, but how can zero (0) fees be beaten?
How does it handle scammers?
>>3473778
Yes. Moderation with escrow.
Ratings system.
I am shorting ARK so you better dump now.
>her
>>3473728
I am hodling for 3-4 days now. Wont sell before all time high
you can't short ark, faggot
Thanks, Ark!
i know right. sooo comfy
>>3473714
It was comfy when the price was dropping down to 50c after hodling for a month.
This is unreal.
In 4 months, my small ark holding overtook my btc holding... even though I made gains in other coins and converted back.
>>3473698
It's like the dip didn't even happen.
>I don't wanna be alive
>I don't wanna be alive
>I just wanna die today
>I just wanna die
>I don't wanna be alive
>I don't wanna be alive
>I just wanna die
whats your problem?
>>3473743
I'm guessing he lost a lot of money.
>>3473692
i bought ATH...
>wake up
>see that I'm now poor
>>3473662
lol.. Only your own immaturity and greed is to blame.
>always been poor
I'm not even mad
>be me, traditional linen maker
>be spinnin threads and running the shuttle like a BAU5E
>people NEED me to make these cloths
>junior loomer runs into my shop, wearing impossibly nice clothing
>"where'st thou come by THOSE garments, peon?!"
>"sir anon, though mine cloth be fair, it was bought for a pittance at the textile factory!"
>I don't beleive this shit
>if I had loomed those pantaloons, they would never end up on the bottom of some fucking pauper
>see more peasants around town with nice clothes
>nobody is buying MY blouses
>rage_before_the_memetic_age.painting
>Decide to sabotage this shit
>gather together some loom friends
>gather all the folks of Loomberg to watch as I becry the dangers of Factory Textiles
>"Thou'st have donned impure cloths!!! Thy robes are but woven arsehairs!!"
>pay several Loomberg representatives to walk among the crowd to stir up contempt
>Several folks have already removed their shirts
>one woman begins ripping off her blouse, her buxom mammaries begin to rile the crowd
>soon, everyone in town is nude, screaming for my hand-loomed clothes
>blood in the streets
>I sink all of my gold ducets into half-price Textile Factoy Shares
>mfw
What did he mean by this /biz/?
>>3473485
rich people dont want peasants owning bitcoin.
>>3473446
And that's how you get rich. Thanks for the allegory, anon. I shall look for good textile shares to purchase.
BTC is going down. So are all your other toy money """currencies""". Looks like this fraudulent abomination of a Ponzi scheme is finally collapsing.
I can't wait for the larping kids to off themselves and leave /biz/ to discussion of investment in real values again.
yes and no
>>3473387
>real values
like what?
I'll leave it to a genius such as yourself to jump start the dialogue
ITT: altcoins to be on a lookout during this dip
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The ARK bubble WILL pop, pathetic arkies.
YOUR MOM WILL POP IN MY BUTTHOLE SHE WILL
And I will be there just to watch it rebound to a new ATH
Also is rebound the correct tense here?
White goes hi
Canadian says eh
Mexican goes half a night day
Arab goes brrrooo
French goes hoh hoh hoh
And the Korean says oh herro
German goes yah
Wop goes eeeyyy
And the Jew says oy oy oy
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the Chink say?
Ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban-ban exchanges
What the Chink say
Sell-sell-sell-sell-sell-sell your crypto
What the Chink say
Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-your mom
What the Chink say
Crash-crash-crash-crash-crash the markets
>>3473299
What did the fox say
>be me
>be 31
>live with parents
>single
>make ~42k a year
>have 52k saved in bank
>started 401k last year
>want to buy home in the 135k range with 20% down.
>No investments
Is there something I should look investing into? Memecoins? Indexs? I am pretty clueless on this shit. Should I try some casual day trading for beginners on coins to see if I can make se pocket change? Or go for long term investments?
>>3473254
Dont waste 100k on a home.
Get a 1-room appartment somewhere rural for 30-40k
You'll save a lot. One time and ongoing.Also:
Its easier to manage/clean.
No wasted space.
I used this site to create my portfolio.
https://portfoliocharts.com/portfolios/
>>3473254
Put the bulk of your portfolio in strong dividend stocks. That will get you started. Take the time to learn about investing and you can try making day and swing plays with a small amount afterwards.
>Market Cap: $121.184.503.148
How long until it's sub 100 billion again
never
>$119.702.647.314
WE'RE LOSING BILLIONS BY THE MINUTE
This comes from a loser who bought his first 4 BTC in 2013, sold them at the peak and has remained a chronic nocoiner since in fear failing. I only emerge from the shadows to masturbate to the gains of men more courageous than me. I already declared defeat to coiners earlier this year.
The crypto market is a winner and as long as you stay invested you will keep winning. Just look at a nocoiner like me. I can't help but feel like I'm too late, missing every entry point there ever was. I'm pathetic and I've never held a coin more than 1 month because I didn't have the balls to do it. Nocoiners will always lose.
You did the right thing but you don't know it yet, there's no future in the current generation of cryptocurrencies, it'll all fall and be replaced.
>>3473084
Just buy some fucking Bitcoin or Eth at the beginning of the year and sell before midsummer, this shit works like clockwork
>>3473112
Satoshi was a genius who engineered Bitcoin to win. Soon it will celebrate its 10 year birthday and it has survived under every imaginable stress test.
>>3473120
I will never find the right moment to buy. If I buy it will sink and I will end up feeling like the 5k bagholders right now and my heart won't be able to take that. Even temporarily being a failed coiner feels like the end of the world to my cowardly nature. This is why I'm forever cursed to be a filthy poor nocoiner.