Arume Survival

>>1783440
rolling to see what happens

>WAKE UP
>Checks if GRONALD PRUUUUUMPF Is impeached

>>1783440
>GET UP

>>1783440
>I enter the thread, see whats going on, then wake up, even if it's only on the inside.

>>1783451
64
You get an assault rifle of your choice.
You're walking down a street, alone, when you hear gun fire zip past your head.

>>1783460
52
You get an assault rifle of your choice.
You're hiding in some undergrowth when you hear some helicopters flying in your direction. (The arume don't use helicopters btw)

>>1783465
14
You get a pistol of your choice (It has to be semi-automatic)

>>1783475
83
You get an LMG or a sniper rifle of your choice.
You are sleeping soundly inside of a store you use for shelter when you're awoken by the sound of gunfire.

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>>1783440
>he wakes up
Suck it down.

>>1783500
>Obviously it's dangerous outside, so I pick up my Light Machine Gun and go outside, in order to understand what is going on out there.

>>1783500
>whip out my Five-Seven and check my surroundings

>>1783500
i choose a... m14 with scope and shit. i stand completely still and yell out "i come in peace!"

>>1783509
52
You get an assault rifle of your choice.
You wake up on the roof of a building and do a backflip.
You hear Gunfire in the streets below.

>>1783500
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Stephen Colbert dies from heart attack because Zronald Frompf is still on power
>A guy named John Heydrich appears
>He gets Colbert itens

>>1783527
He walks out into the streets.
"Hey, whats going on? Action without me?"

There is a dense fog covering the city you're in at the moment in btw.

>>1783524
19
The shots continue flying in your direction.
One of the bullets grazes your face.
You also hear a woman shout "Kill him!" But you can't see them yet.

>>1783520
You see someone almost get shot in the face.you also hear a woman shout "Kill him!"

>>1783521
You are in a forest.
There is a dense fog.
You hear helicopters coming in the distance.

>>1783530
I don't know what you meant by this.
John is in the same position as Stephan.
The helicopters are nearly overhead now.

>>1783537
47
You do a backflip off of the roof into the streets.
You see a man almost get shot.
And hear a woman shout "Kill him!"

>>1783592
"He looks hurt!"
>I proccede to shoot him.

>>1783592
"Uh oh" he says. He runs behind the nearest wall and loads his gun.

>>1783592
>Lay low and walk around.Perhaps to any lights.

>>1783592
''This is just like nam''
>Shout to the heli
''HERE FRIENDLY COME DOWN HERE AND RESCUE ME''

>>1783500
"fuck..." i look for an abandoned car. i break the window with my gun and open the door. i hide in the car.

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My boy's grown to become the game master...
I'm so proud

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>>1783600
84...
You shoot him in the leg.

>>1783610
92
The gunfire is still focused on the other man in the street.
You make it to a wall and load your rifle.

>>1783611
62
You hear the helicopters fly over you, but you can't tell how many.
You see a clearer patch of the fog that reveals a city, the helicopters are heading there.
You appear to be alone...

>>1783620
74
You shout at the top of your lungs. But they don't hear you over the helicopter engines.
They fly straight over you and towards a city you can see in the distance.

>>1783636
68
You manage to break a window on a nearby car and open the door.
Then some guy (>>1783600) runs out of a shop and shoots you in the leg. You don't make it into the car yet because you were shot.
The door is stopping the incoming fire at the moment though.

>>1783656
[pic related]

>>1783656
f is that you?

>>1783692
''AYO YOU FAGGOTS WILL NOT LEAVE ME HERE''
>Shoot with My FAL at the Helicopter Engine

i actually do miss our resident tranny

>>1783692
"I hit him!"
>I fire again.

>>1783692
>Move stealthily into the city.Then go into one of the buildings so I can get a vantage point.

>>1783692
i get in the car ignoring the pain like a soldier. and hide

>>1783692
He searches for explosives to shoot, so that the arume not only get damaged but distracted.

>>1783708
37
You wildly fire into the fog but don't hit anything.
The city is still in view though...

>>1783715
46
You fire at him but he manages to climb into the car and shut the door. So you don't hit him.
You hear a woman shout "There's another! We might've run into a resistance patrol! Engage all targets!"
Shots then begin zipping past you.

>>1783730
65
You make it into the car.
You are now in cover from the incoming fire.
It doesn't look like the car is in working order sadly.

>>1783720
24
You start making your way over to the city.
It sounds like things are really starting to heat up in there...
You need to roll harder to make it.

>>1783742
97
you catch a glimpse of light flash in the fog.
You can't see anything that could cause an explosion though.
You fire towards the flash and hear a scream of pain.

>>1783787
>Get closer and retain my element of surprise.

>>1783787
"We're surrounded, we should defend ourselves!"
>I defend myself.

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>>1783787
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>KEEP SHOOTING AT THEM

>>1783787
i just hide in there and wait for them to pass me

>>1783803
91
You arrive at the edge of the city.
You can see what looks like a squad of 8 people ahead of you, they are all firing down the street and slowly advancing.
They don't notice you.

>>1783820
43
You dive behind a car on the opposite side of the street to the guy hiding in the car.
You are in cover.
You hear helicopters approaching.

>>1783835
34
They are long gone.
They're over the city now.
You could always travel there... just sayin'.

>>1783837
79
They are completely distracted with another target.
You can hear them slowly getting closer, but they aren't going to pass you for a bit.

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>>1783787
He aims for the hand of one of the arume, the one hand holding the gun. He intends to shoot the shooting hand of a random arume so they drop their gun. He shoots for the arume hand after aiming.

>>1783869
"Incoming helicopters!"
>I continue the defence

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>>1783869
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Run to the city

>>1783869
shoot all of em with ze gun while they are distracted

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>>1783869
"Alright.LET'S GO!"
>Lock,load,and fire upon them
"Fuck the police coming straight from the underground!"

>>1783882
19
You can't see properly through the fog and completely miss.

>>1783883
86
The helicopters are in fact inbound.
You let off a spray of shots from the cover, you kill one of the sources of incoming fire.

>>1783888
Checked
and nice DUBS (22)
You arrive at the city.
You see this guy >>1783901 shooting at a load of shadowy figures down a foggy street.

>>1783901
85
You see one of the figures is crawling, another one is shot from further down the street.
You take aim with your pistol and fire at the crawling target, it dies.
Half of the people turn around.
You hear a woman shout "We have targets to our rear!"

>>1783882
>>1783883
>>1783888
>>1783894
>>1783901
After all of your actions, there is a small clearing in the fog and you see an old Huey helicopter fly low, following the street, it unloads a volley of rockets down onto the people that were shooting at you.
Another Huey circles around and looks like it's going to land where the other just attacked.

>>1783974
"This is not a good position!"
>I fire at the helicopter

>>1783974
He runs and tries to get on the helicopter. He hopes they don't take off before he gets on.

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>>1783974
Forgot image.

>>1783974
>Keep my gun raised and wait to see what the Huey does.

>>1783974
i stay in the car for now

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>>1783974
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Shoot at anything that moves

>>1783986
You are about to fire when you see a man walking away from the helicopter.
He approaches you.
"Hey, you plannin' to shoot me or somethin'?"

>>1783991
96
The helicopter lands.
You run over to it and see two men in military uniforms picking around at some blown up corpses.
You hear one guy say "Anything useful?"

>>1784013
It lands.

>>1784024
You stay in the car.
A man walks down the other side of the street and starts talking to the idiot that shot you earlier.

>>1784027
87
You see some birds fly out of a tree behind you.
You start firing wildly at them, you kill three.

>>1784054
i shoot the idiot in the head with my m14 as revenge for shooting me.

>>1784054
>I take a deep breath
"It would appear I've been spotted!"

>>1784054
>Reveal myself
"Don't shoot I'm just a man trying to survive!"

>>1784054
"Hey, whats the big deal?" he says.
"Whats with all these women shooting at men? Is this a feminist parade?"

Can i join in?

>>1784089
depends... are you brown?

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>>1784054
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Look for The Helicopter faggots

>>1784066
60
You pop up and shoot out of the window at the man.
You miss you shot because of his strong dubs.
The guy he was talking to snaps to you and raises his gun.
"STOP!" He yells.

>>1784076
DUBS
You get shot at from the guy you shot earlier, probably for good reason, but he misses.

>>1784081
One of the guys looks at you "Oh, who're you? Were you one of the people they were fighting?"

>>1784103
87
You run down to the helicopter.
There are two guys, one looking around for any loot from the dead bodies, another talking to someone.
The looting guy looks at you.
"You ok there mate?"

>>1784078
(Almost missed you again)
You see four people talking.
One of them gives you a wave. "G'day mate."

>>1784178
"He has attacked me!"
>I jump back.

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>>1784178
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Shoot Them for leaving me behind

>>1784178
"Hey,thanks for the save.I don't think we would've won that."

>>1784178
"That guy was shooting at me! don't trust him! he's with the enemy!"

>>1784178
"Yeah, I'm being shot at by these feminists. You being shot too?" he asks. "Whats the deal with them, anyway?"

>>1784198
63
You do a nice jump backwards.

>>1784207
86
You shoot at the guy that greeted you, you hit him in the legs and he falls to the ground.
You then feel a sharp sting hit you in the back then you hear a loud crack and you fall to the ground.
Somebody knocks you out with their rifle.

>>1784209
the guy that waved to you gets shot by the dude he was talking to, the guy that shot him then also gets shot from somewhere.
The guy that waved to you is on the floor in pain "Ah! You fuckin' cunt!".
You might wanna help him, or not it's your choice.

>>1784233
3 (It isn't opposite day)
He gives you a mean look "He's human you fool! We can't go wasting manpower at a time like this!".

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>>1784277
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>1784277
>I have done the backflip, but do not comment on it, because even I have my limits

>>1784277
"shit! who the fuck are you people?"

>>1784267
He notices the guy he was with getting shot behind him, he looks worried. Then he hears the crack of a sniper rifle and he turns back to you like nothing happened "These are the arume. They invaded earth one year ago. they abducted any men and women they could find and killed any who resisted..."

>>1784277
"Ahh fuck this!"
>Take cover in the helicopter and look around for the sniper.

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>>1784307
"Damn" he says. "This is feminism gone wrong."
He loads his gun again and says: "Hey, got any more guns I can use besides this baby?"

>>1784296
29
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>1784298
You watch the guy you shot talk to the man.

>>1784304
"We're the resistance. Humanities last hope at surviving this damned invasion... Oh, and my name is Harold, nice to meet you."

>>1784332
74
You run to cover, but sniper doesn't appear to be shooting anymore.
You can hear the other helicopter circling around you and the others.
The guy that got shot shouts to you "Don't worry mate! I'll just fix my legs myself!"
He says under his breath "you cunt."

>>1784358
40
you reload your gun.
He says to you "We have a few guns back at the base, but nothing that's better than that. Say, why don't you join us? We're part of the resistance branch in this area, we could always use a few more helping hands."

>>1784395
i try to get out of the car with me bleeding leg to shake his hand "my name's noobtaro, c-can i join?" i say desperately since i have no place to live

>>1784395
"I would gladly join" he says. "As long as I get to kick some arume ass."
He laughs. "So, is it just guys at the base or what?"

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>>1784395
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Awaken from my slumber

>>1784395
"Ah shit,sorry bud."
>Rush towards him and pull him into the copter
"You got any kits in this baby?"

>>1784426
95
"Oh, he really did a number on you."
He shakes your hand "Of course you can join. Go meet up with my men at the helicopter over there..."
He points in the direction of the Huey that landed.

>>1784429
"We welcome you. My name is Harrison, by the way, there are a lot more people at the resistance base, as well as food and ammunition. So you'll have no problem kickin' ass!"

>>1784431
93
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>1784434
"Yeah, under the seat in the helicopter..."
He points to a med kit.

>>1784490
"don't worry i'm gonna get that guy later."
l limp to the helicopter

>>1784490
>Reach for the med kit and apply it to the wound
"Since I'm patching you up so you mind explaining what the hell is happening?I know folks disappeared about a year ago,but I've never seen these...chicks patrolling the city."

>>1784490
>>1784514
He looks over at the man limping to the helicopter. He laughs.
"Hehehehehe, sucks to be that guy."

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>>1784490
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>This Can't be happening
>WAKE UP AND BECOME W O K E

>>1784546
"what's so funny?"

>>1784514
He waves you off.
You see two guys talking, one rolling on the floor in pain, another face down unconscious and somebody grabbing a med kit from the helicopter.
The guy on the floor stop for a second "G'day mate." He then starts rolling around again.

>>1784537
53
You bandage him up good.
"Well, mate, about a year ago these fucks came down from space and started abducting and killing cunts. It was crazy. Now they have small bases everywhere, and the human race is dwindling. So us boys you see 'ere are fighting them fuckheads, we're part of the resistance you see. Oh, my name's Henry by the way."

>>1784568
32
CAN'T WAKE UP

>>1784573
He becomes silent. He expects this guy to know what he means, but then he figures out maybe he has to elaborate.
"I'd hate to be limping like you, is all. Its funny that you're going through that. Don't take it personally."

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>>1784602
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Accept my death

>>1784602
"Names Carter Kong.I've been traveling in the woods for the last year."
>Turn my head towards scream man
"What about that guy?Should we leave him?"

>>1784602
"g'day..." i think to myself "man these people are weird... i don't want to stay for long"

>>1784620
"oh... ok..."

i take a seat and wait for it to take off

>>1784634
25
You live.

>>1784638
"Nah, we'll take him, he might've just gone crazy after roaming around alone for a while... Drag him onboard the helicopter..."
You drag him on and leave him on the floor.
You take a seat.

>>1784656
You sit next to >>1784638 after he dumps the unconscious guy on the helicopter.

>>1784620
you also take a seat on the helicopter.

>>1784620
>>1784634
>>1784638
>>1784656
Harold comes back with Captain Obvious, they both take a seat.
Henry crawls on and takes a seat.
The last guy climbs on and the pilot says "Way to take your time guys... looks like we've got some fresh recruits, the commander will be happy..."
The helicopter starts to take off, Harrison puts on some classic rock.
The helicopter rises above the fog layer and you see another helicopter with rocket pods and a guy with a sniper hanging out of the door, he waves to you and both helicopters fly off.
[Fast forward]
You arrive at your destination. It's a decently sized military style base. (I'll make a map for it later)
Harold Jumps off the helicopter first. Some men walk by and salute him "Sergeant, welcome back."
Harold gives them a nod then turns to you lot "Ok your three, follow me we I'll show you around. Then you can go to your rooms."
He looks at the unconscious guy "Hey, Carter, take that guy and Henry to the infirmary."
Carter replies "yes sir."
He carries Scream Man and helps Henry to the infirmary.
He looks back to the rest of you "Follow me if you'd please..."

>>1784820
>Place them in the infirmary then get back to the group

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>>1784820
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>WAKE UP AND LOOK FOR A SPACE THOT TO KILL

>>1784820
He walks with Henry while looking around. He wants to get to know the place.

>>1784820
"hey, what do we know about the arume so far?"

>>1784848
You wake up in an infirmary.
There is a nurse bandaging your gunshot wound "Oh, you're awake?"

>>1784867
>>1784843
>>1784876
You all follow Harold. (I fugged the names in the last post)
He says to Noobtaro "They're an evil space civilisation of some sorts. We don't really know much about them, they just invaded and started fucking our shit up."
He says to everyone as you walk "We have some useful facilities here. There's an infirmary, to patch yourselves up in, there's a shooting range, for you to practice your shooting in, there's a communications room for us to communicate with the other resistance bases across the globe from, there's a cafeteria, for eating in, then there's a briefing room for planning in, there are our helipads for our two Huey helicopters and there's a small shelter there for our humvee, and any other vehicles we can get our hands on, we only have the humvee at the moment. That's most of it." He points at each of the places as you tour around the base.
"And finally, here are some spare rooms..."
He points you in the direction of three rooms next to each other "Make yourselves at home, then come to the communications room so we can make your place in the resistance official."

>>1785013
''S-Sure i am''
''Let me go now''

>>1785028
She sounds concerned about you "Wait, don't move. You need to let me bandage this wound..."
She keeps bandaging.

>>1785013
>Place down my trusty pistol on my bed,do some pull ups,then report to the communication room.
"I wonder who the commander is..."

>>1785013
"do you guys like jazz here? also i used to dabble in mma so have some experience in hand to hand combat... i could be an instructor of sorts, for the right price..."

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>>1785050
''LIFT ME UUUUUUUUUUUUP''
''LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''
''LIFT ME UUUUUUUUUUUUUP''
''LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOO''
>Run Away

>>1785013
He goes to she shooting range. His assault rifle is an AR-15 and is good for shooting. He looks for an infrared scope or a magnifying scope.

How does rolling work?

>>1785052
89
You feel pumped after the pushups.
You arrive at the communications room.

>>1785056
Harold looks confused "Jazz? I suppose it's not so bad, we tend to just play our favourite classic rock songs around the base though, it keeps everyone in the right mood. Now hurry to your room and drop off anything you need to..."
You follow him to the communication room since you have nothing to put in your room.

>>1785052
>>1785056
You both arrive in the communications room.
It's kinda small, there are three people with headsets on working at old fashioned radio consoles.
He walks over to an unmanned console, the only one of four that has no one at it "Since the Captain isn't here at the moment, I'll have to make the call to the Commander, give me a second."
He pushes some buttons and puts on a headset, leaving one ear free to listen to you guys.
He speaks "Hello, this is Sergeant Harold from the South Carolina resistance base, I have new recruits I would like to add to the books..." he listens, then replies "Ok, their names are (He lists everyone but Scream Man he just doesn't know his name yet)" He then listens a bit more.
He takes off the headset "Ok, you're all good. Now go look around the base or something, you'll be informed of any missions that might happen... Oh, and you're all privates now. Welcome to the resistance."

>>1785104
DUBS
You manage to get up and run out of the infirmary.
The nurse shouts "No! Someone stop him!"

>>1785170
70
There is a 4x ACOG lying around.
You start training at the Firing range, it's going well.

>>1785170
>>1785056
>>1785052
You are now privates.

>>1785199
Pull ups*

>>1785199
"alright thank you sir, is there a gym or something around here?"

>>1785199
''CAN PEOPLE LIVE IN A LOADED GUN,IT CAN'T BE OUTFOUGHT,IT CAN'T BE OUTGUNNED,IT CAN'T BE OUTRUN,NOOOOOO''
''GODBLESS US EVERYONE''
''LIKE MEMORIES IN COLD DECAY,TRANSMISSIONS ECHOING AWAY,FAR FROM THE WORLDS OF YOU AND I WHERE OCEANS BLEED INTO THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY''
>RUN AWAY AS FAST AS I CAN
>Once i escape look for a space thot to kill

>>1785223
"There's an area outside with bars and weights, you can work out there if that's what you want to do in your downtime."

>>1785238
48
A random soldier shouts "Give up on him! He's clearly crazy!"
You get out of the base, you're in a forest area.
There are no arume t obe seen

>>1785199
"Good shit."
>Go to the cafeteria.I sure am hungry after earlier.

>>1785239
i go there and start shadow boxing, i look for a really ripped guy while i'm at it

>>1785248
''I'M BREAKING THE HABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT''
>Look for a space thot to kill

>>1785249
You arrive at the cafeteria.
There are two chefs.
One of them is cooking some stew or soup, the other is chopping things.
The guy that's chopping looks at you "Hey, you new around here?"

>>1785258
63
You start shadow boxing.
Some people watch.
A big guy walks over "Hmm? You look new, what're ya doing punching the air? *Chuckles* You fool, you gotta lift the weights if you wanna get good at fightin'."

>>1785262
37
Roll harder

>>1785268
"Yeah I was in the city.You mind I get some of that stew?"

>>1785288
"dumbass shadowboxing is way more important that weight lifting... if weight lifting makes you good at fighting then the bodybuilders should start competing in mma."

i keep doing it

"if you doubt me, then let's test out your theory..."

>>1785288
''I I cannot take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I find bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
But you'll find that out anyway
Just like before
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
'Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break''
>LOOK FOR A SPACE THOT

>>1785294
"He's still cooking that one. Take one of these in the mean time..." he hands you a bacon butty.

>>1785303
"Oh yeah? Let's put that to the test then..." He starts flexing.

>>1785310
98
You run quite the distance.
You see an arume death squad, they're heavily armed and armoured.
They don't notice you.
You're still in the forest, there is no fog anymore.

>>1785199
>>1785344
"Hey guys, I'm turning the lights off, don't mind me." he says as he attaches the night vision scope to his AR-15. He turns the lights off and starts shooting at the targets.

>>1785344
''YOU TRY TO TAKE THE BEST OF ME''
''GO AWAY''
''YOU TRY TO TAKE THE BEST OF ME''
''GO AWAY''
''YOU TRY TO TAKE THE BEST OF ME''
''GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY''
>Wait for them to pass them kill all of them with my FN Fal,shoot one of them in the leg with my pistol so i don't kill her

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>>1785344
"...why are you flexing?"

>>1785350
The firing range is outside, sorry I should've specified.
You put up an umbrella and look confused because you can't find a night vision scope.

>>1785361
"MMMMMM! Let's do this!" He keeps flexing.
You hear some soldiers say "Woah, is this guy actually going to fight Sergeant Kruber?"

>>1785344
"Thanks bud."
>Take it and go explore the base.

>>1785386
"okay..." i get into a fighting stance "let's do this..."

>>1785386
"Ah, nevermind. I'll just practice something else." he says. He puts the AR-15 down, and picks up a pistol and a bunch of bullets. He starts shooting the targets and loading the gun rapidly, to train on his speed.

>>1785344
>a vantablack nigger appears, with 15 60 inch neon dildos shoved up his ass
"SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

>>1785355
DUBS
You wait patiently, they pass.
There are only three of them, but they are very heavily armed.
You let off three quick shots.
You luckily, or skillfully, break off a piece of armour covering the back of one of the arume, you then put a shot into the back of her head killing her.
The other two look around, but they don't see you yet.

>>1785388
You see Noob about to fight some big guy.
A small group of about 7 guys are around them getting hyped.

>>1785407
10
You start to shoot off your rounds in quick succession, but you struggle with the recoil and a lot of the shots miss.

>>1785396
"ARGH!"
He runs at you, there is a small distance for him to travel before he gets to you.

>>1785428
back up using good foot work and throw a double jab. see how he reacts to it

>>1785428
>Shoot one in the head to kill her
>Then KO The other one

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>>1785428
He says to himself: ["Its time to chew ass and kick gum, and I'm all out of gum"]. He proceeds to keep shooting and reloading fast to increase his speed.

>>1785428
>Take a bite of my bacon and watch
"Wew lad.Be careful Noobtaro that's a bretty big guy even for you."

>>1785428
"OOGA BOOGA MUH DIK NIGGUH"
>take 1 dildo out of ass
>bludgeon a random Arume to death with it

>>1785438
95
He keeps running at you.
He goes for a grab, you avoid it with your footwork.
You throw a double jab and hit him in the stomach, but he has hard abs.
You are now perpendicular to him, on his right.
He goes to turn your way.

>>1785442
59
You let off some shots at one of the arume.
you damage part of her armour, but don't break it.
You don't go for the KO on the other since the first didn't die.
They now have a rough idea of where you are, they start using cover.

>>1785450
21
And you're all outta ass...
You fail to land most of the shots again, but you make a slight improvement.

>>1785452
A soldier leans to you "Hey, this guy gotta be crazy taking on Sergeant Kruber... I trained with him one time, his body is as hard as a rock..."

>>1785490
>Cover on a nearby Tree
>Shoot the damaged arume on the head
>Cover on another tree without they seeing
>KO The other one

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>>1785490
He tells the targets: "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS". He shoots at them like crazy and reloads the bullets fast. He is visibly determined and frustrated.

>>1785490
before he can throw a right leg kick (i fight south paw) then a left hook to the head

>>1785490
"I doubt that.Noob has a chance."
>Keep chewing smugly

>>1785490
"OOOOOOOOGA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA MUH DIK MIP DA DOOP CHOOGA KILL WHITEY"
>dual wield 60 inch dildos and beat a random Arume to death

>>1785509
before he can turn, i throw*

>>1785552
quads

>>1785505
DUBS
You let off a burst of rounds at the arume with damaged armour, you break off part of the chest piece and put a round into her chest, it explodes in a beautiful red spray.
The other arume can't see you.
you charge around behind her and try to knock her out, you hit her armour but it does nothing.
She turns to you and kicks your gun out of your hands.

>>1785506
DUBS
There are two other guys at the range.
They hear you yell and then shoot the fuck out of the targets in quick succession.
"Damn..." one of them says.

>>1785509
26
You try to put the kick in but his knee and thigh are solid and greased with sweat, so your foot slides off.
You stumble and he's surprisingly fast.
He makes a quick turn on the spot and gives you a strong punch in the solar plexus, it knocks the wind out of you and forces you back.

>>1785516
"W-well sure, but this guy..."
You see noob get punched.
"Yeah..."

>>1785579
''I TRIED SO HARD''
''AND GOT SO FAAAAAAAAAAAR''
''BUT IN THE END''
''IT WILL MATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER''
>Pull my Pistol and hit her in the head with it
>Once she's KO Take off her clothes

>>1785526
38
you are alone in a forest.
You have a 6 inch thin dildo.
There are no arume around.

>>1785579
"Dang that looks like it hurts."
>Let go of my smug demeanour,but keep chewing
"Damn this is one good bacon."

>>1785585
You don't have a pistol...

>>1785591
>Use SICK Moves like in taken and die hard
>Holy Shit this guy is the new John Mclane

>>1785590
"It smells good man..."

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>>1785579
Now that he sees that he destroyed the targets, he goes to the work out room. He bench-presses 150 pounds while thinking about AMERICA, in order to improve his strength.

>>1785579
"doesn't matter how many muscles you have, a shot placed nicely on your chin will knock you out"
i back up then throw a feint, front teep, causing him to lower his guard. when he does that i then over hand left since i fight south paw, placed nicely since he lowered his guard

>>1785586
>screech as loudly as possible, beat forest animals with my dildo

how does rolling work?

>>1785618
on discord

>>1783656
OOGA

>>1785599
DUBS
You jump onto her before she can shoot you.
You force her gun up to her helmet and make her shoot it off.
Then you knock her out.

>>1785613
69
You beat a rabbit to death with the dildo.
You then screech and you cant eye of an arume patrol.
They all see you because you were screeching.

>>1785605
91
You make your way away from the firing range like a badass.
You walk past the fight that's going on at the workout area, it's also outside btw, and start benching some weights like a champ.

>>1785610
68
He falls for your feint and blocks low.
You punch him in the jaw? I'm not really sure where you want to attack him so I'll just say you punched him in the jaw.
He recoils, looks like that one hurt, you aren't feeling so good form the punch from earlier though so you will have to roll well to beat him.

>>1785635
BOOGA

>>1785646
"OOGA BOOGA MUH DIK NIGGUH"
>run through the forest

>>1785646
>Take Her clothes off
''IN THIS FAREWELL''
''THERE'S NO BLOOD''
''THERE'S NO ALIBI''
>INSERT BENIS IN HER BAGINA
''CAUSE I'VE DRAW REGRET''
''FROM THE TRUTH OF A THOUSAND LIES''
>Tie Her up

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>>1785646
He is bored. So he decides to watch the fight noob is in, to pass the time.

>>1785661
85
You escape them by swinging through the trees, like a true monkey.

>>1785664
85
You undress her and tie her up.
you start raping her.

>>1785673
you start watching.

>>1785646
he is rocked now is the time keep going. before he can recover throw a lead right hook on the the face. then a left upper cut. switch kick with my right leg for a leg kick with the shin, the come up with a left hook to the face.

>>1785646
"I'm sure Noob has this."
>Finish my snack up and walk back too my room then do some exercises.

>>1783440
rolling. What happens to me op?

>>1785676
''TAKE IT NOW''
>Wake her up
>Put a knife in her pussy
>Skullfuck her

>>1785676
>drop down from trees and slit an Arume throat with dildo, hop back and swing through them again

>>1785676
>>1785677
He offers the other guys watching the fight some cigars, see if they'll take them. "Cigar?" he asks. While he is watching the fight and offering cigars, he lights one up for himself and starts puffing.

>>1785677
61
You pull off your punch combo then kick then punch again.
He is bloodied and defeated, but he doesn't fall.
"OK OK! You win this time!" He spits some blood.
"You have promise boy. I look forward to seeing you grow." He grins at you, he clearly enjoyed the fight.
You both rest.

>>1785678
You finish your snack and see noob win.
"Damn..." The guy says.

>>1785680
You get raped by the Faggot Mcniggerson then the thread ends.
We use discord to do the rolls since it's completely random that way. But 4chan is being gay and not letting me post the invite link sorry. Maybe someone else can get you one.