RISK THREAD GET YO ASS IN HERE

>>1166604
God bless you OP
Great Britain
Red
Start London

Also put the bonus next to your name I'm not gonna remember them for you.

>>1166604
Not So Great Germany
South Germany
Grey

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>>1166620
>>1166604
Changing name to British Facist Union

3 more players to start.

Beelzebub
Green
Sweden

>>1166666
shit get grats

>>1166666
YOU STOLE MY QUINTS

>>1166666
are... are you fucking serious

>>1166666
satan has spoken

>>1166666
Damn
>>1166663
3 MORE players, or just3 players?

>>1166666
Thats the power of the Lord of Flies bois

>>1166679
Idk I want to have 2 more people to join first

>>1166687
Just give it a moment

>>1166666

You mad cunt.

>>1166666
you only start with 5 tiles
REEE
>>1166604
Ottoman Empire
Gold
Instanbul

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Woop woop I use gimp so its gonna take a while each time

>>1166687
4 people is enough, lets start now before thread dies

>>1166707
Look up dum dum

Portugal
Red
Lisboa

>>1166705

>>1166705
Fill Ankara, spills to Izmir

>>1166705
Fill sweden

Also question. Do I own that city just from being on the tile or do I need to "annex" it?

If I need to annex it I annex it first then fill sweden

>>1166728
Fuck, fill Britain

>>1166707
>>1166705
oh ok
Go grab the 2 +1 bonuses north of me any spills to zurich in switzerland

>>1166705
Fill Portugal, then annexes Spain beginning with the west.

>>1166705
Turul
Any color
Start me in Moskva lad

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Steady increases for all.

Celtic union
Black
Galicia

>>1166802
Can I roll this turn?
>>1166797

Take potato and Yaroslavl

>>1166802
Take Stuttgart then go for Zurich

>>1166802
Keep on filling Sweden
Spill Norway

>>1166802
Fill Portugal, then annexes Spain, takes Seville first.

>>1166802
I believe I should have gotten 17 tiles instead of 10 last turn because I rolled a 0 and had a +3 bonus.

Alas, you're the OP. Fill Izmr and Cyprus

>>1166802
>Lime
>Moskva
>New Kekistan

If I get to roll grab the Potato

>>1166802
Take Amsterdam
Spill fills more of Britain

>>1166848
Do Palis count for anything?

>>1166856
doesn't look like it

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I roll dice, no trips or whatever for you, that's too advanced for me.

Anyway
>Two countries fighting for Russian soil, which one is gonna be the bigger one?

>>1166894
Grab Saints petersberg you retard

>>1166894
Attack kekistan

>>1166894
Fill Britain

>>1166894
You roll dice? Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fill Crete and Greece

>>1166894
Seville, Madrid and all Spain.

>>1166894

Fill Ireland and spill Cardiff

>>1166894
Get Zurich, Frankfurt and then the +1 bonus in switzerland

>>1166920
Sorry, forgot name and bonus

>>1166920
If I can spill, go to Wien in Austria

>>1166894
Finish Sweden
Spill Norway

>>1166894
Sorry wrong bonus

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>A war has broken out, who will be the victor.
>No alliences have been made yet, which is maybe a smart thing

>>1167000
Annexes Madrid then fill Spain.

>>1167000
Finish Norway and grab that oil off the coast if I can

>>1167000
Fill Scotland

>>1167000
Invade Ireland, take Dublin First

>>1167000
Capture the potato. Keep killing kek

>>1167000
>nice trips
Grab Greece, spills fill Turkey

>>1167000
Get the +1 bonus in switzerland, then go for Miland in Italy

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>>1166604
BLING BLAOW

>>1167011
Spill kills Celtic Union in Scotland and fills Britain

>>1167011
I propose an Alliance with you my friend, what do you say?

>>1167010
>>1167000
Still concentrate the points on Scotland

>>1167026
I like this guy

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>>1167036
Fuck yea man

>>1167061
Nice, first alliance

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And yet again, the Brittish kingdom has attacked Ireland, taking redheaded slaves back to their homes

In the far east a war is going on, and one of the parties seems to already have the upper hand.

>Thanks Otto I did have some nice trips indeed

>>1167099
Take St. Petersburg and Yaroslavl

>>1167099
Shitland
brown
most north-east corner in russia

>>1167099
Take leeds and go to Norway

>>1167099
Valencia, Barcelona and all Spain lad.

>>1167099
Cross the Black Sea and Fill Ukraine, beginning with the Wheat

>>1167117
Sorry sir club is full, come back another time.

>>1167099
>>1167026
>>1167011
OP, I had dubs, my roll should've been 32 T with bonus included
Rectify this?

Kill Celtic Union

>>1167099
Take that +2 city in Denmark
Finish Norway
Take oil off coast

>>1167124
fuckoff there's 4 colours left

>>1167127
Fixed bonus

>>1167099
Take the +3 bonus in Austria, then the +2 one in Czechslovakia

>>1167132
NAP?

>>1167140
>>1167135
Any chance I can convince you guys not to come kill me?

>>1167148
We still got awhile before we even touch. When we touch we can NAP

>>1167153
I have no interest in fucking with you so long as you don't fuck with me

Do you see my point here btw? I'm not crazy am I?
>>1167127

>>1167165
I'm pretty sure that he's not using our rolls at all but rolling dice from what I gathered. Idfk

>>1167173
What? That makes no sense

>>1167153
Don't touch any land from germany or denmark and you'll be just fine

>>1167099
I have to go, I let my ally roll for me until I get back

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My own little autistic way of counting roles is just fine.

Anyway

>Ireland loses almost all of its soils and has to flee to Norway.
>Germany has a allience with Britain!
>Turul got denied by Beelzebrother

>>1167220
Take Petersburg and those green lands. Then head for Nizhny

>>1167220
Fill Odesa, Sevastopol and Sofia
>btw i hope when you count rolls you add our bonus otherwise what's the point

>>1167220
Fill Denmark

>>1167220
Kill Celtic Union, fill Britain, Spill Takes Brussels

Can you tell us how your counting rolls OP? I want to understand

>>1167220
>>1167220
Bilbao and all Spain, right after annexes Bordeaux and all West France.

>>1167232
I do
>>1167238
I just throw 2 or 3 dices (depending how I feel each round) and count the dots (like one does).
Then I add that up to the bonus and that number I use for turns.

This is my first game don't give me such a hard time.

>>1167249
Fix'd bonuses.

>>1167220
Finish norwAy
Spill finland

>>1167253
You're good bro that's better honestly because people time and use scripts so much on this board

>>1167253
I mean, I think it would be easier to just follow the rules on the map, and take gets as rolls

>>1167271
Do you want to attack the countries residing in Norway?

>>1167307
>>1167271
You'd be taking Brittish land.

>>1167330
I'm not in Norway

>>1167330
Yes you are, remember you wanting to attack Celtic dude? He was in Norway so now you are.

>>1167348
Update? It's been 17 min

>>1167364
I'll just have beelzebub take your norwegian land then.

>>1167373
I'm fine with that

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>How far will this english/americo chap go to kill Ireland?
>Germanboy still not back? OP played for him this round
>New Kekistan is completly defeater! Hurray!

>>1167396
Take Hamburg and Hannover

>>1167396
Take Brussels, spill Fills Netherlands/belgium

>>1167396
Take Nizhny. Go towards the oil in the north

>>1167396
I'll play as Germany if he's inactive

>>1167396
You didn't take Bordeaux lol

Annexes Bordeaux, Nantes and all the France.

>>1167396
very late, but
>Straw Poles
>Poland
>Edgy Blue

>>1167396
Fill Ukraine

>>1167396
Fill Finland spill Russia

>>1166604
hey, is there a discord? I've heard there is a dc for risk?

>>1167471
you heard wrong

>>1167471
there is one, idk the key

>>1167396
>Fidget spinner empire
>either blue
>Iceland

>>1167396
Map update my dude?

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>New countries have come to fuck things up (Yes they got a starter bonus
>Seems like more countries are touching dicks now
>>1167505
haha hyes.

>>1167515
Fill Poland

>>1167515
Ah fuck no.
Invade Iceland

>>1167515
Take Paris, spill fills Belgium and France
Also OP, if you're playing as Germany please announce what you're move is

Take Berlin and fill eastern Germany

>>1167515
Hey i`m back, thanks for playing for me.
Go grab Budapest, spill to take Italian cities
I think my bonus is 21, correct me if I`m wrong

>>1167528
Germany will just passively slurp up cities in France or Italy or Germany whatever.

>>1167515
Fill Romania and Ukraine
>>1167528
this, or just like afk go dead

>>1167525
>push this fag back

>>1167533
>>1167534
>>1167528
Nevermind Germany is back!

>>1167532
>>1167515
My bad, wrong bonus

>>1167515
Wheat, Nantes and West France.

>>1167533
You've an enemy at the gates Kommraden
*points to Celtic Union in Germany and Denmark*

>>1167555
> nice trips
I noticed it, I shall smash him for taking my rightfully land

>>1167567
>straight confirms it
I`ll do it next roll

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>Some countries are "docking" (look it up) right now
>The common enemy for both Germany and Britain keeps taking more german land, but soon that might stop
>Iceland is devided between a giant and a icelandic dwarf, but due to the long distance Norwegian ships will take some time (and rolls) to arrive, so who is gonna win?

In other news, dinner is almost ready so I will soon leave for like 30m

>>1167619
Fill France

>>1167619
>Reinforce everything and then push back Beelzebub, then reinforce every tile that I take

Well guys I don't want to chance being pulled over and I have a two commute from work so I'm out. If OP lets me pick what to do with my land I wish for the Russian fella to have it.

>>1167619

Take Wroclaw

>>1167619
Fill Romania and Ukraine

>>1167619
Go North to invade Dark Purple, defend if attacked

>>1167619
Push Onions out, Keep filling Poland

>>1167721
Focus on getting the cities from him pls

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>>1167712
Holy shit that was too close

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>Beelzebonia has been broken up and given to their heirs, a new melting pot of cultures is giving some the chance to make a difference
>Those who didn't respond in time I played for.

>>1167833
Keep pushing out Purple, fill that grey city

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>>1167619
If only....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2z9A-_M_frc

>>1167833
>Oh shit nigga, reinforce all of my borders as much as possible. Also spread out to the bonus against unclaimed tiles zone

>>1167833
Attack the poles

>>1167833
Attack pink, focus on getting Nantes and the wheats

>>1167833
Invade dark purple, Focusing on getting Berlim and that city in denmark

>>1167860
Adjusting bonus, didn't see that I got North Sea oil

>>1167866
Any spill to Italy

>>1167833
>>1167848
Fixed bonus

>>1167833
Boot of Italy

People's German Party.

Any color

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>WORLD WAR IS HAPPENING
>>1167930
Sorry pal the game is almost over, I'm not gonna add you anymore.

>>1167950
kek is ok

>>1167950
Keep killing pink, fill France

>>1167950
Reinforce the Western Tiles, then start pushing against Grey and Purple

>>1167950
Reinforce the borders further and then go to the +3 against unoccupied land zone

>>1167950

Attack the poles

>>1167964
Spill spain

>>1167950
>>1167967
>Grey and Purple
nvm just purple, don't attack grey

>>1167967

Your bonus is four, anon

>>1167950
GET BACK MY CITY IN CZECHSLOVAKIA REEE, then take Roma

>>1167967
>>1167950
>>1167992
shit

>>1167998
Greatest ally, would you mind pulling out of France?

>>1167998
>MY CITY IN CZECHSLOVAKIA
that's Prague, and could you help against the purple? I only want Poland

>>1167974
>wrong bonus to

>>1168023
>>1167950

>>1168023
>>wrong bonus to
>wrong bonus too

>>1168012
I'm okay with that, OP if I can I want to cede my land in France to britain
>>1168022
I just want my city, I'm sure you can handle the purple

>>1167998
Any spill to Sweden pls

>>1168031
Thank you, I don't want part in Scandinavia, OP, cede my lands in Norway to Germany

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Thank you thank you, stop applauding!
Listen guys I call it a end, if someone else want to continue be my guest but if not than this is it. The Great Fascist gay couple has most of western europe, the Irish are being opressed like usually, and Sweden is still cucked

See you next time on 4chan Risk wars.

>>1168091
I guess i'm dead

>>1168091
Now, go for Turul's +2 oil bonus

>>1168091
Thx OP

>>1168091
Gg

>>1168091
bye op, and gg

>>1168091
Doing a peace map now, wait to see it

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PEACEMAP

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>>1168208
REQUESTING SOMEONE CEDE THEIR LAND, PREFERABLY AT A BORDER, TO CREATE A VASSAL STATE THAT I MAY RULE!! THE ONE THAT CEDES LAND WILL BE MY GREATEST ALLY AND I WILL DO WHATEVER THEY TELL ME TO!!!! GOD BLESS THE USA!!

>>1168951
sHIT NIGGA I AM LATE