I like men. Heh heh, im a degenerate!
Admire these butts, motherfuckers
>>740022416
U sicken me
>>740022370
Stahp. I was teasing you.
Didn't you want to be teased?
"God i dont understand you faggots"
>>740022481
thx, me 2.
>>740022492
I thought that was a threat :p
>>740022479
I need my butt admired
>>740022443
dis could be us
>>740022566
I need to find a tongue to admire my butt
>>740022543
"Y dont u just leve 4 chin"
( Sorry just using quotes from those people who feel inclined to comment on everything :b )
>>740022559
I guess I'm not very good at teasing.
>>740022574
What's happening?
>>740022654
I just can't get into rimming, sounds gross.
>>740022416
>>740022481
>>740022543
>All this sarcasm
>>740022574
Whewww, I'll sleew well today.
I'll curl your long hair... with my... toes
Sorry I tried
>>740022685
Is ok, you can learn from Matty here
>>740022718
sleep*
>>740022566
Get it in here.
>>740022566
>>740022654
>>740022685
Lovely butts
>>740022654
>>740022714
What about butt fucks?
>>740022717
Meowwwww
Wow im not being sarcastic, animal people are filthy and lewd :b
>>740022683
For a second I saw "You dont just leave 4chin"
Hehe yup.
>>740022782
SQUEAAAAK
>>740022766
If guy is big, it's a bit uncomfortable, but it's too hot to pass up!
>>740022766
>>740022717
All this... BUTT
CEASE THIS FAGGOTRY
>>740022803
4 chin is ingrained in your impure anthro blood
>>740022837
Meowwwww
>>740022877
>>740022861
I meant... Would you butt fuck my butt >w<
>>740022899
say that to my butt fgt
Teach me your ways Matty.
>>740022782
Woof.
I will be linking here. Preferably while you're around.
>>740022905
How you dooean
I need a boyfriend
also, how do I find someone who can draw me nude in furry form lol
>>740022899
Hahaha
>>740022075
Not me
Night
>>740022178
The dom won't let the sub hang around me
Angry rape that lead to the hospital
>>740022402
Haha
Lies from a virgin
Night fags
>>740022685
i am teasing him
>>740022718
Ill make u scream daddy
>>740023005
night, just as i post
>>740022940
Not coming close enough to say anything to your butt fagalicous, it might suck me in or something
>>740022988
Kik?
>>740022947
I'm usually arouns unless im napping meow - about how long do you have left of your montage? My body is suffering 180 noscope headshot [airhorn][dubstep] video withdrawls
>>740022971
Im alright, bit hungry, took a 20min nap, waiting for a friend to come over. How about you?
>>740023014
Suck you off like a dyson vaccum
>>740023005
Nite.
>>740023008
Teach me your ways.
>>740022988
Have money
Make a FA
Get renown artists to draw you a 'sona
>>740022920
Tbh i really want a cute short soft slightly thick femboy i can cuddle and stuff
>>740023044
arcticjade
>>740022920
I'm REALLY small, anon. I don't have the tool for the job.
>>740023008
Nng just don't break me plz
>>740023075
Doing good, might go to sleep soon, wonder where a cat on telegram went :p
>>740023075
I just got one game to cap and then I'll put it together. Could be a day, could be a week. Depends how much of a lazy dog I am and how many quick brown foxes jump over me.
>>740021915
I'm kinda picky, only kinda.
>>740023117
How small?
>>740023093
Oooh nice microphone
>>740023166
That's good, and sleep? Pshh for the weak, also I got lazy/distracted D;
>>740023177
Ahh right - heh, quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog reminds me of mgs meowww
what other game do you have to cap?
>>740023276
Lokes on you I'll be fucking all the hot furries in my dreams, and as far as I'll know, it'll be real ;p
Just like a real cat lol
>>740023276
Thanks :P
>>740023276
I can't say. That particular game is a surprise.
>>740023276
Jokes*
>>740023204
Um...
Probably about this size.
I have problems finding artwork that's close to representing mine...
>>740023325
Good dreams :b and yeah meowww
>>740023364
Im gonna guess its a furry dating sim :b
>>740023076
i just aim for kinky words and form extravagant sentences based around what i know of a person.
or i just say something like "i'll make your orgasms tenser than your body going into shock" if im at a loss.
>>740023166
ill give you something to break... into
>>740022782
>>740022878
I am not lewd
>>740023392
You could still be my little cute femboy >w>
>>740023419
Dating sim? No.
>>740023421
That's good. Thanks.
Hopefully I remember it. I may be slightly intoxicated.
>>740023473
Pshhhhh you tell yourself that :b
>>740023421
Oh Matty, you too much. Never change
I'll, uhh... You like games? I have a game for you... involving a joystick
>>740023419
Squeewwwee
>>740023494
I'd like to be that to someone, but I'm kinda chubby.
170 lbs. Sucks to suck.
>>740023529
No 360 no scope give digital husbando a kiss? Meowww
>>740023583
Mmmmaybe
>>740023572
How tall are you?
>>740023529
yer welcum
it seems like everyone around these places gets drunk or high on a daily
and i just drink soda.
>>740023558
everyone changes eventually :(((
ye i play games cause i dont do anything else except post on 4chan and browse reddit I MEAN notreddit.
>>740023651
5'8.
>>740023647
Heh heh, wonder how you'd CoD montage a dating sim? "oh senpai, th-thanks for carrying my books and walking me home" [AIR HORNS]
>>740023693
Spoiler, the joystick is my penis >.>
>>740023697
I'm 6'4" so you'd be my cute lil chubby femboy. Done deal
>>740023736
Hey im 6'4" too, meowww
im a tall lanky cat
>>740023693
It's far from daily for me. I just had a friend here and he felt like sharing.
>>740023724
That is a funny thing to think of.
I don't have any CoD. I could record some if my friend wasn't borrowing my power supply.
>>740023736
>>740023736
Help me lose some weight so I can be your little bitch waifu!
>>740023736
>>740023784
Hm alright, great, good to have tall people in here too
I'm tall and got a lot of muscle mass because i find tall skinny people very weird. Either you're tall and thicc and wide and shit, or you're short and chubby or thin like a femboy but still have some squeezing stuff >w>
Everything in between is not allowed and poked with a stick
I got a problem where i'm heavy, whenever i wanna lose weight i don't it just goes right into muscle mass
>>740023866
I can sit on your lap and for every sit up you do you get a kiss c:
>>740022988
No ass at all
>>740023883
Do you have a general work out routine? And im not too skinny, above my minimum bmi, which is nice - i used to be unhealthy underweight (140-155, recommended bmi is 170, currently 185). Just need to start working out now. Meow
>>740023733
HOT
>>740023864
oh i see. i dont have any of those irl friend things
>>740023927
Sounds great! Help me fit into some cute lingerie, lock me up for good, and teach me to orgasm from getting railed by your superior phallus.
>>740023419
I SAID SQUEAK!
I mean... sqwii
>>740024132
Looks like being subtle doesn't work for me :P
>>740024179
Meowwwwwww
>>740024132
In my case it's not as good as it sounds. Far from daily isn't a bad analogy for this friendship.
>>740024136
Ok cutie, but we can start that right now since that lingerie is gonna get ripped off eventually >w>
>>740024110
I have a personal trainer so i get all the muscles done and get my proggress tracked, but i've been working out for a year maybe now so i've got some of the things down myself
>>740024220
Nini to you tall kitty
>>740024250
Nini to you too
>>740024332
Nini nilky nouse.
>>740023864
Would be great :b "ahh~ s-senpai, would you like a kiss?" [Over used audio clip of dudes going "OHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHH"]
>>740024295
Gnite meowwww
>>740024269
In all honesty I'd jump at the opportunity if you were close enough. I've wanted a tall guy forever.
Are you lean or built? How bout dick size :3
And I'm WAAAAYYYY into chastity, unless you for some reason wanted to play with mine, cleaning it regularly is all I'd ask for.
>>740024179
just be like "hey man, you lookin sharp and your pants lookin' pretty tight right now"
>>740024250
still, jealous
and im a good boy and dont break the american law B) since im only 20
>>740024269
Ahhh nice, how much have you progressed in a year? How often do you work out? Any recommendations/tips for workouts?
>>740024380
You mean milky?
>>740024463
Yeah but I think I made it pretty clear with the joystick part :P
>>740024383
I hope one day I'll be good enough at editing to make something like that.
>>740024463
I was stupid and got drunk a lot when I was 16. Don't make the same mistake as I did.
>>740024532
Mo. I nean nilky.
>>740024463
Also nini
>>740024599
What's that mean
>>740024599
I believe in your editing skills, meow
>>740024435
I still have some chub left, but only a little, my muscles are very hard so i kinda deal with it. So i'm 6'4" and about 200lbs (i'm wide and thicc and shit, you should see my calves and thighs, firm and thicc) with 7.6" of rock hard dik
Sure, chastities are fine, as long as i get to pound your butt until you cum c:
>>740024628
It means I'm switching the M's with the N's, milky mouse.
>>740024532
"yeah i got a tool here that you could work with"
oh and nite, if youre going to sleep.
>>740024599
there there.
>>740024693
Oh ok
Also why am I milky mouse again? I forgot
>>740024725
That's basically the same thing!
>>740024675
Perfect! I want to be man handled and forced to accept my role!
>>740024675
Y-you should post some pix of your toned muscles and dick
>>740024756
"i got a trigger that you should play with, but be careful you might pull it and i could go off"
>>740024528
I've lost a lot of chub and grown my muscles and hardened them a surprising lot. I work out 3 times a week. Try to eat healthy. Don't go on those extreme gym diets because it basically limits your nutritions. Eat something like pasta and oat before gym and cooked chicken or fish after gym because things like pasta has a lot of energy so you can work out better, and ofc chicken and fish for protein after. Try to balance your workouts so each region of your body gets a regular workout. I prefer doing all of them in one day because it's easier imo.
Anything else?
>>740024856
What's wrong with "I got a game for you that involves a joystick"?
>>740024821
I don't think forcing you to accept something won't work when you're already eager to accept it :P
>>740024844
the only toned muscles i have right now are some of the thighs, the sides of my abs (still got some chub on stomach but the sides are being defined through the chub), biceps, triceps and mostly calves (because i DO have to carry all that 200lbs somehow lmao)
>>740024872
Ah, ty for info. Hmmm, any workout routines someone can do at home without weights? Burpies? Squats?
Also how long did it take you to notice a change from chub to muscles?
>>740024911
nothing at all im just saying more, like "a sentence speaks a thought, a scream speaks a strong feeling, and you'll be screaming all night"
now thats just a pickup line, but still
>>740024665
If I ever get a dating sim I'll be sure to give it a try.
>>740024725
Be a better person than I was.
>>740024756
I'm not sure. Something about milky furry things.
>>740025007
I need you to be playful too! Of course I'd bend over for you to fuck anytime you demanded it, but play is fun too!
>>740025079
im high on ethanol and paint thinner and even i can tell thats a shit pickup line
>>740023334
>imgur file name
>pictures ive seen before
timestamp
>>740025120
Kek'd
>>740025079
But how does my joystick tease not come across as a sex pun as much as the others :P
>>740025089
im a good boy (◡‿◡)
tho my past quite isnt, so, lmao
>>740025120
hell yeah, i love shitty pickup lines, and shitty jokes, and shitty acting, and pretty much shitty everything
>>740025260
it does, im just fuckin around
>>740025089
Heh, im just excited for your montage in general, still curious about what games youre putting in there meow
>>740025052
Probably a week. At first i was doing 2 times a week, then eventually 3 times a week once i needed it more.
I bought a dumbell of 4kg so i can work out at home, but there are things you can do on your own
If you want abs, i reccommend getting down onto the floor, hands behind your back and do crunches, but in the same time move your legs from straight towards your head (just be careful not to knee yourself in the head :P ) and repeat quickly for best results. For biceps and triceps you're gonna need weights pretty much, if triceps just lift arms straight up, lower behind head and quickly lift up with weights, make your body firm so the weights don't take you away lol
I got more, just ask what region you want
>>740025110
You're a kinky little fucker~
>>740025184
I downloaded all of my pictures from my imgur when I changed computers lol, but I can see how that might seem suspicious
I'm the only person that posts my pics here
>>740025337
I know, I just hate having my moments ruined lol
>>740025355
Oh and make sure you eat healthy or you won't see some results in a while, i've eaten healthy so i had some results right away. And i forgot a pic :P
>>740025362
imgur link?
>>740025362
sure bud timestamp
>>740025262
That's something we have in common.
Don't let your past define you. You are who you are today.
>>740025341
Let's see... Halo, Forza, Battlefield, Tekken, a bunch of others.
>>740025376
like a ruined orgasm?
>>740025432
this isn't all of my pics but has most of them
https://imgur.com/a/UlLKY
>>740025473
I don't care about you enough to timestamp, plus it's 6am and I don't care if you believe me or not?
guys that message me on kik get a camera photo if they ask
>>740025355
Yup, guilty!
Now break my heart and tell me you live miles away!
>>740025540
whutever. asshole looks disgusting anyways
>>740025572
Yeah i probably live on a whole another continent than you :P
>>740025487
Like a ruined moment
>>740025355
Oohh ty ty, and pshh no pain (knee to face), no gain :p
im not entirely sure region, just a general/full body routine, need to stop being lazy and start getting fit D;
>>740025481
Oh nice, still excited for your montage, can't wait meow
>>740025629
alright fatty
hopefully you find someone that gives a fuck about you one day
>>740025630
R.I.P
It's k, ill still think of you when I toy myself.
>>740025481
yee. i try to be nice but i accidentally be an ass sometimes and i feel bad after.
>>740025635
ill ruin more moments just to tease u more xd jk, ur bananaman just once
>>740025680
Np :P
And if you want, you can add me on kik or discord or some shit and you can send me pics so i can "track your progress" >w>
>>740025572
Same applies to you, kinky fucko
>>740025802
I'm bananaman all the time baby
Now stop playing with my joystick so I can go to sleep
>>740025629
straight guys leave now
>>740025802
It happens to me sometimes. I just try my best to make up for it.
>>740022416
Not a degenerate, just sad.
>>740025835
Heh, i'd be so down, but currently only have telegram (cant access play store) so only have fdroid ;w;
>>740025992
Gimmie your telegram then c:
>>740025835
I'd add you on kik... for... reasons :3
And where ARE you from?
>>740026021
My telegram is linked to some of my social media sites D; whats yours?
>>740025897
ye go sleep bananaman dont let me keep you up
>>740025954
there there.
>>740026152
Patience~
>>740026228
@FluffyDoggo
>>740026259
Niiiite
Actually play at your leisure, but don't wake the cats
>>740026259
Is fine now. I think I did such a bad thing once that it made me permanently nice.
>>740026312
No sleep.
>>740026385
WATCH ME. Final post, unless I feel compelled to say something
>>740026430
No more Wem. Serious this time. I convinced him to fly down here and I will not let him leave..
>>740026312
you should sleep its good for you
>>740026385
ye, thats usually how it happens. but some people are just born mean.
I'll personally ask him about it this evening ;p
>>740026611
Who said I can't sleep at the same time :P Ok I did but blergh
Nini for real now though
I'll leave you boys with this. Nothing comes after this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBAQ2WVJ9AI&feature=youtu.be&t=3m42s
>>740026611
You may get mean sometimes but you are only a mean person when you're mean.
>>740026682
Don't do that. It's not true.
>>740026671
nite nite banana
>>740026746
ive seen some people who are mean all the time, especially to people who were close friends with at one point.
>>740026849
You're reminding me of myself.
>>740026228
Dis me
>>740027136
Put some bunny ears on that and then we're talking.
>>740027248
faggot
>>740026308
Just added you meowwww
>>740027058
there there.
lets talk about more lighter stuff, MONTAGE HYPE
>>740027255
What's up?
>>740027374
You can stop pretending you don't want to pound my butt while I call you daddy.
>>740027426
Git hype!!!
I forgot to record something today. I'll do it tomorrow.
How's yours going?
why are furries so sexual
>>740027501
want a sneek peek?
>>740027417
Good kitty~
>>740027501
moderate excitement.
>>740027597
Why aren't you very sexual?
>>740027646
I'm tempted but I think I'll wait until it's finished.
>>740027597
Outside of context they are pretty normal. "Normal" people slip sex into as much every-day context as possible.
>>740027597
Because it's fun to be sexually adventurous when there isn't the threat of stds online.
>>740027735
okay good cause i havent played many games, but i got a few good kills today so, gotta edit those in.
but i dont know what song to put in so thats a snag i reached. i wanted to get shitty and edit fucking annoying ass lensflares its gonna be L I T
>>740027731
Is there something in particular that excites you?
>>740027887
Sounds rad! Do kids these days still say rad?
>>740028018
That is one of the hottest pictures ever. Never will it not make me horny.
>>740028018
One of the BD toys I ordered is done processing.
>>740028018
its gonna be totally cowabunga
I know this is completely unrelated but seems like you guys would be honest
Internet relationships never pan out
An in my area being openly gay is not really a thing
So do gay clubs/bars n such work as a last resort for finding a meaningful relationship?
Or should i just get a love pillow
Also are gay guys into skeletons?
>>740028252
>Gay clubs
>>740028252
>So do gay clubs/bars n such work as a last resort for finding a meaningful relationship?
This shouldn't be your goal, how do I say this
I'll use an example, if you want a Nobel price, the requirement is that you don't have it as your goal, you need to work for something greater and when you achieve it, the rest will come by itself
Just get friends from those places, and no one said internet relationship have 100% fail rate
>>740028130
Rajii is an amazing artist.
>>740028135
I'm mildly excited for you. What'd you get?
>>740028147
Right on, dude.
>>740028399
They do for me
T-T
>>740028441
A smol chance in pink and a rowan in black.
If your internet sweetheart is 1000+ miles away and you have no car no money then it will be 100% failure.
>>740028563
Whatever just surround yourself with friends, sooner or later one of them will stand out
If you're so desperate for a quick hookup I suppose grindr can be your ally
>>740028441
the boring part is going through my recordings to find kills and get the time of it.
fun fun times.
Fuck
who's gonna make new one
kinda odd how that thread autosaged, no idea why it would do that
>>740030462
If he enough people are up I'll make a few doodles for people before work.