Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733787108
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here and still bored~~
>>733799661 (yunno)
No, as in "the", "der / die / das"
>>733799341 (yunko)
D-d-d-deported
tfw other Rem is noticed
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
>>733800090
Noticed then. Have a drink.
>>733800209
>>733800155
*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*
>>733800081
The Dutchies don't deport anyone. Only a handful of people a year
>>733799921
i'm the opposite i'm always DM cos i have a runaway imagination and am good at improvising
>>733800081
3 types of the D: horrifying
>>733800090
>noises you
Donovan claimed.
Claim
>>733800383
Aw :(
>>733800557
Nah they should be based of the genders, as der is for male things, die for female and das for neutral stuff. It gets confusing when you talk about objects tho, there you just gotta get used to it.
>>733800800
Claimed
FBI put kid next to me in DMV to evoke sex response. I said I would put a gun in his mouth
>>733800825
Well, back to being bored I guess.
>>733801172
Forgot pic
>>733801172
>>733801186
you're a dingus :o
Claimed
>>733801257
No you -_-
>>733800800
hello
>>733800825
aw that dose sound a bit tricky
and also>insert only 2 genders joke here flowed bu Triggered.png
>>733801212
cute gif
>>733801325
ello
>>733801101
want to play some thing?
>>733801325
ok
>>733801352
How do you sleep for 20 hours? :(
>>733801544
Just switch already uwu
>>733801414
Yeah I guess
Ehh more like neutral like "the child"
>>733801709
konata's been my waifu for 4 years :o
4 hours sleep
>>733801414
What do you want to play then?
>>733801860
What's stopping you from switching uwu
>>733801414
Hi
>>733801544
I can't in summer because it's always too bright :(
>>733802068
I want to see you in the summer so I can see your cute Ben face -_-
>>733802031
I like konata :o
>>733802137
My face is never cute -_-
>>733801798
would you use the female version to refer to a ship
>>733801929
Do you have pay day 2?
>>733802068
how are you today hot stuff
>>733802137
I see
How do I force myself to sleep? :(
>>733802419
It's just posting an avatar :o
>>733802233
always* -_-
>>733802568
I know, I'm pranking you
>>733802568
Go home, go bed, close your eyes and you'll sleep eventually.
Does that sound helpful comrade?
>>733802363
Bad
>>733802568
Never -_-
>>733802875
aw why whats wrong?
>>733802568
Here's how to do it:
Take 10 really slow DEEP breaths, on the last one take in as much air as possible, hold it while sqeezing you own chest as tight as you can. It won't work everytime but we used to do it in high school. Don't know the dangers, but we never had a problem.
Let me know how it comes out.
I am NOT a DR.
Also, find a soft landing place
>>733803100
Are you trying to kill me?
>>733802875
Why are you bad? :(
>>733802824
I'm trying...
>>733802692
Well I do live in the hood
>>733803271
No! It makes you faint is all!
>>733803271
Well, what normally helps you fall asleep then? You could also just stay here and talk till you feel tired.
>>733802363
Yes, die Bismarck
>>733802875
hi muffin
>>733803503
>This triggers the Bismarck
>>733803372
Hai Junko
>>733803372
I usually fall asleep once I'm tired, but It's 8am and I'm pretty awake
I haven't ate yesterday and I won't eat till around 5pm today so I just want to sleep till then
>>733803768
Hi~
>>733803809
Why not eat something small though? Sleeping on an empty stomach is hard
>>733803942
no food, brb gonna shower
>>733803754
Well played. Also acceptable would have been 'Prinz Eugan actually sunk the Hood'.
>>733804043
What's Rory's stand ?
>>733803503
nail it
i'm getting good at this
>>733803754
haha that's great
>>733803070
>>733803271
It's too hot and i have nothing to do
>>733803693
Hi
>>733804095
HELL 2 U!
>>733803503
Why does your waifu look like an alien with Downs
>>733804783
RORY is dangerous her stand can stop time.
>>733804643
I'm scared muffin
>>733804643
It is to hot here to -_- makes me want to melt
Dead
>>733804043
I had another image but I can't fucking find it
>>733805384
My internet is being bad today
>>733805451
What image?
>>733804878
Why would you assume that?
>>733805684
Kurumi stop.
>>733805816
Because she's RORY. How many people has she killed to recover from her battle with JoJo?
>>733805158
What of?
>>733805331
Where do you live?
>>733805920
Kurumi go
>>733805955
UK Wales
I think this is the hottest day of the year so far
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>733805816
Italy and Japan are talking
Japan asks wheres the wehraboos
Italy clears his throat and says sunk
Germany bursts in the next panel and says SCUTTLED NOT SUNK
>>733805672
Fug
>>733805920
How many popcorn pieces have you eaten?
>>733806299
It was Tirpitz that was scuttled.
>>733806441
Yes that's the joke
>>733806296
You first
Spiders.
>>733806296
*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*
>>733806441
>now, I'll use my trump card: Running away.
>>733806536
Is Australia filled with them? :o
>>733806512
>>733806441
Wait no I'm retarded
The joke is that it's believed that Bismarck was scuttled too but it's been disproven some still hold on to that belief tho
>>733806512
?
>>733806536
Fuck spiders
>>733806549
Wanna ERP? :o
>>733806573
Meh, they're chill as.
Deaths from spider bites since 1980s: 1. Reason: Negligence.
>>733806671
Poor spiders.
>>733806671
Yes! :o
>>733806769
Imagine being that spider
>>733806769
Spiders suck tbh
I think this picture is from the same artist
>>733807226
Spider don't care, spider is spider.
>>733807227
Oh nice. Not bad.
>>733807227
I want to lick Yuiko's feet tbhq Famalamidingdongouscioussaurus Rex.
>>733807592
Gee I wonder who this could be
>>733807571
Brb
>>733807698
Its your mom.
come out of your bedroom honey, we've missed you. And I'm also worried, I've heard high pitched screams and I'm scared that you've abducted a small child.
I'm going to start a Minecraft Youtube channel
Those are still popular, right?
>>733808243
Yes.
QOTT: how old is your waifu? Are you a pedophile?
Yes because she's 15-16
>>733809077
I refuse to answer that question and assert my 5th amendment right, as it maybe damaging to my character.
What's someone gotta do around here to get a couple of patss???
>>733809099
Hello Pat-cat
Here
>>733809077
No, she'd like 800
>>733809840
Oh rip. So shes the same age as my waifu. Only difference is that my waifu kicks ass (^:
Just ask. That usually works
>>733810125
Never knew you were into GILFs
>>733810125
800.... goodness fluffbutt!
>>733810188
Yours is actually older....so... whatever. Mine is +50 adorable
>>733810188
She's not though
Chen doesn't have a kid
And isn't even technically Ran's kid at all
>>733809840
It's a Vampire-chan
>pat pat
>>733806082
Hi yuno. I woke back up
>>733810458
A fang for your time. So how is this dreary day going so far
Cat food is not good
>>733799937
>>733810364
Wat. Seriously? Is she 10?! Oh please. Shinoa can be a smug shit or be as cute as a puppy as she wishes
>>733810434
Touhou is confusing
>>733810786
I'm tired and just want to lay down or play a game with someone. I don't think anyone would play the same game I do though.
>>733809099
>>733811220
what game
>>733810945
Hi there
>>733810364
She's at least 787 years older than Koume
>>733810886
Are you a cat?
>>733811212
It's a world of cute girls doing stuff
Oh, and some story somewhere
>>733809077
18
>>733811411
I wish i was
>>733811314
hello drunk snugs
>>733811561
Heh I'm laying in my own bed sober now
>>733811212
She's a teenager. It's all good.
>>733811220
I wanna go to bed too. But I'll probably get off work whenever, then get beer and energy drinks and try and stay up all night. Solid weekend to raise a glass or 12
Look at me fluff butt!!!
>>733811279
TF2 or Payday.
>>733811637
Adorable.
>fluff
>>733811613
my own bed ? sounds like you missed a few times before
>>733811926
I missed a few times?
>>733811782
tf2 sure
>>733811637
Fwuff Butt?
>>733811453
You aren't a cat, why did you think cat food would taste good?
>>733811637
>Looks
>>733809077
Just because she's under 18 doesn't mean you're a pedophile. For example, some stated have the AoC at 16, some have 17-18. If you fuck a sixteen year old you're not a pedo. Most countries have that as their Age of Consent.
Pedophilia would be >12
I'm fifteen so heck yeah I'd fuck a 15-16 year old.
And if they're sixteen they can legally fuck someone in a 4-year age range.
But of course those vampires are pedos anyway.
>>733811969
you didn't wake up in your own bed before
>>733812059
Because I have no food :o
>>733812073
>Pedophilia would be >12
>Greater than
Good thing I fuck 10 year olds, I'm no pedo
>>733812075
I did sleep on a couch yes
>>733812208
Fuck I meant <12, my bad
>>733812114
How the fuck do you eat an egg with a chopstick?
>>733812289
Hard boil it.
>>733811453
Happy early birthday.
>>733811782
>Grabs tail
>>733812037
That is just a hairy butt
>>733812059
That's a sexy outfit. It appears to have a large.hole in the back.though
>>733812213
I was thinking in the bed of another person maybe
or the floor or outside in the sidewalk
>>733812289
She's just showing the yolk
>>733812367
ty
>>733812388
Heh I wish. Not the side walk bit
>>733812334
The egg in that picture is clearly not boiled.
>>733812403
So she picked up a pair of chopsticks specifically to point at it?
>>733811411
So another Kancolle thing
>>733811453
Nicu
>>733811637
13 is is :^)
>>733811782
STOP
>>733812073
You're telling me if i go to Japan where AoC is 13, i won't be branded a child fucker because it's legal :thinking: and i hope you enjoy your ban
>>733811993
https://steamcommunity.com/id/datriceboi/
I should get on later.
>>733812367
>grabs you
Mine
>>733812581
Make me you thằng duy
>>733812367
Fwuff = hair
>>733812367
Nu
Is Fwuffy butt
>>733812604
sure
>>733812675
>ằ
What dialect is this
>>733811250
Hey, Mai.
>>733809840
Hello.
>>733812441
you wish ? weird
good that you weren't on the sidewalk then
>>733812367
Nah, she just wears her pants low
Ignore the fact that she doesn't typically wear pants
>>733812581
But not about boats
And every character isn't just swapped hair styles and colors
>>733812698
Dis gai gets it!
>>733812581
Just go south of the border
Age of consent in Baja is 12. Plus in Japan they have laws in their states that raise it to 18. But the Federal AoC is 13. As soon as they hit puberty they should be allowed to have sex. When you hit puberty you become an adult biologically so you should be able to consent to sex.
>>733812902
Dubbers and I do that
>>733812884
That I am. Yeah but I don't go anywhere when I do drink
tfw all of Paramore's Florida part of the tour is before my birthday
>>733812975
woll'n
>>733812958
12-14 year olds are known for making great choices that they never regret
>>733813057
https://youtu.be/73g4_Md2XWw
Rip poopoo
>>733812811
Hey Haiv.
>>733813184
Impressive!
>>733812482
I thought you watched the show
>>733813112
People of every age make choices they regret.
What's the difference between an informed 14 year old regretting sex and an informed 24 year old regretting sex? Should the 24 year old consider it rape when she has buyers remorse?
>>733812675
Please?
>>733812891
Kek I'm just saying how Kancolle and touhou have cute girls doing cute things
>>733812958
No thank you
>>733813112
Nice sarcasm. All I'm saying that if they're under the AoC doesn't necessarily mean you're a pedo. Plus pedo means youboike prepubescent anyway.
And its not like adults are known for making great choices either.
As long as they use protection I'd say its okay.
>>733813355
Okay pedo. Save yourself like thousands of dollars and hop the border.
>>733813278
I did, it wasn't very memorable t b q h
>>733813148
>in tub
>have to fart
>push the fart out.
>turns out it was diarrhea and not a fart
>bathwater turns brown
>>733813456
It's the best Kyoto Animations show though t b h
>>733813548
>People defend pedophilia
Rape and murder are A-ok too I guess
>>733813355
Most of their cute things involve somebody trying to murder everyone
>>733813008
good staying indoors is better
>>733813548
fitting image
>>733812581
That can not be either confirmed nor denied
>>733812604
Very well. But remember I'm bigger than you... somehow
>>733812811
Yeaaa she speaks. Mostly I see you poke your head in and never say anything
>>733812891
Idk if I will ignore that fact
>>733813548
>>733813680
Yeah inside is much bettter especially with my allergies being the way they are right now
>>733813698
>>733813355
Whatever
>>733813688
Nothing wrong with a hug is there?
>>733813679
Are you implying that <18 means pedophilia? Are you implying that its wrong to fuck a 16-17 year old?
That's a false equivalency, Rape and Murder are violent crimes. Having sex with someone underage isn't necessarily violent.
I just hate the "she look 12 but she actually is 2900 meme"
>>733813856
>>733813688
Well do you wear pants when you wear a dress?
>>733813424
Wait what?
>>733813679
Robbery is fine if your reason is good enough
How is that cute?
>>733813688
She is 13. Thanks
>>733813856
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>733809077
16 I'm 18 tho and the age of consent is 16 where I am
>>733810760
hello
>>733809840
Hello
>>733814167
Koume is 12
>>733814339
How goes it yuno?
>>733814339
>she under 18
PEDO
MODSMODSMODS
>>733813601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtrJxqj_wGY
>>733813809
allergies and getting drunk
>>733814457
It is going good I just had food witch was very nice
Are you still tipsy or has it gone throw you system
>>733814167
Fair point, I steal your waifu because she's kinda cute
Just remember, Yukari wants to take the Moon like a Catholic wants to take Jerusalem
>>733814167
Im very aware.
>>733814339
M-chan how are you doing today
>>733813856
Bearhug?
>>733814156
Maybe spats but not pants...wanna look
>>733814645
Yeah but I'm not the second one now. >>733814697
That was hours ago. I'm just laying in my bed
>>733814709
Are you Kurumi
>>733814611
-_-
>>733814515
Lucky Star > Haruhi movie > Free :o
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