Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun
https://youtu.be/i2q-xPpnxIM
Still here
>>733144464
I want none of that.
Hey now, i didn't say YOUR ex waifu's. Just SOMEONE'S. :^)
Cheeki lil shits tonight
>>733144394
It's even funnier. I do need to shoo now but I'll request your company on sticker emulator for a bit.
>>733144420
Is this good enough?
>>733144197
And that would be?
>>733144394
I could still beat you because you don't know what you are doing.
>>733144312 Juvia
> You are a dummy! You stupid sexy dummy!
> That's what i meant, you forgot the pervert in there~
But it's strange, i've toned it down lately but it seems like you let me do it more often back when i was being even more of a pervert...
Please?
I get that, she has a really hit or miss personality.
>>733144461 YouKnow
Oh i will, imma take all that good stuff~
>>733144707
Haha. Perfect.
>>733144728
nothing. Nothing at all.
>>733144837
Oi save some for the cook!
>>733144682
Cmon, they aren't that bad :^)
nuu
>>733144707
NIGGA AND
T I D D I E S
>>733144728
The guide taught me the magic of COMBINED
OPS
With that, I'm sure I can wipe your army out :^)
My e-bride blocked me
>>733144461 Yuno
gimme dat fajita
>>733144708
boobs
>>733144505
Those are realistic boobs.
>>733144981
Save some for me!
>>733144962
Mine mysteriously disappeared
>>733144839
Are you sure it wasn't capture4?
>>733144942
If you say so.
When do you want to get raped?
Still here
-claims Ika, where ever she is and hopes she comes home soon.-
Hello Everyone
>juvia claimed
>>733144708
Lewd~
>>733144837
>i am not you stupid pervert! I hate you so much!
>w-whatever. Stupid
S-so? W-what are you saying?
>>733145078
Nope
>>733144942
Are you worried because you have so many ex waifus that if we were picking one at random it'd probably be yours? :^)
>>733145078
erp rape me daddy uwu
When I finally get good and sober
>>733145259
sometimes, I hate you
>>733144962
You had an ebride?
>>733145149
Nice melon
>>733145168
Mai chan
>>733145332
Kona chan
>>733145066
naw nigga, you can make more, gimme dat shit
>>733145332
Nice...erm...squares. o///o
>>733145416
Fuck it, I'd grill more, grilling is fun
>>733145293
Nah you love me. And like 20 waifus.
Finally back and I'm on PC, so n00t pls don't ban ;-;
>>733143690 (Hanako)
It's way sweeter with milk, but it's a nice combo with some white cheese, salt and a fresh and crunchy roll, definitely worth a shot~
<3
N-nah, you must've misheard something~
...I'll think about it~
Hey, strange fetishes are a thing, right~?
Oh, and I googled it.. I was thinking about stucco veneziano, so... Really close~
>>733144312 (Juvia)
Well, I just might~
...after my shitloads of work will be over and I'll have some time for myself, that is
>>733145310
Yeah its this cute girl that loves me only for my kittens
>>733145259
Completely sure?
>>733145293
UwU
So never?
>>733145436
How are you doing tonight?
>>733145376
Have you been ok? We haven't talked in a while
>>733145559
Is that ok with you?
>>733145516
>And like 20 waifus
>>733145632
-squeaks and notices he forgot his name! Is doing sad and misses his friend but brings you muffins and tea-
>>733145516
You're making me cry drunkenly
>>733145617
owo
Yes, because I'm the one who'll do the raping :^)
>>733144505
>>733145632
As ok as I usually am, Do you still stream movies?
>>733145466
never done any grilling so i wouldnt know
>>733145532
so why are you so busy?
>>733144888
> Dub trips
Ah don't worry, i'll throw a hotdog on there for you~
>>733145253
> You are too you stupid sexy dummy! W-well fine then, it's not like i care...
That maybe i need to go back to being more of a pervert again.
>>733145532
Ahh i keep forgetting to get the cheese while i'm at the store too... Ah so you use a hard roll?
Hmmmmmm alright if you say so~
H-hey now, you wouldn't actually be thinking of shipping me the cheapest possible way right? It could take weeks!~
Haha yeah they sure are~
See i knew something was wrong~ ;p
I've never heard of that though, but i'm sure i can manage it~
>>733145935
Not hard, just control the temperature so you don't dry the meat out
>>733145736
Banned.
I'll only believe it when I see it.
>>733146011
I.. don't like hotdogs actually..
>>733145736
I don't believe you in the slightest.
Unless you're crying because you miss your old waifus.
>>733145934
My wifi has been really shit lately, It's really hard to do anything even outside of rabbit. We use watch2gether a lot lately but cant watch much on it
I'm glad you're doing ok
>>733145730
I like your name, but I can't put my finger on why exactly
I hope they come back ;-; -takes muffins and tea-
>>733146021
VwV
One day, I'll get good
One day
>>733146112
I miss the days where you actually were nice ;-;
I don't even remember that, were you bullying since the very beginning?
>>733146165
:3
- Is like konata but with more piano-
>>733145532
You should. It's a decent show.
>>733146011
>dubs
>I am not! I hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
Ye- i-i mean n-no
>>733146209
Uh... Yeah probably. I don't recall ever not bullying you.
>>733146344
A little more than a year of bullying
It's as if we were best friends :^)
>>733146062
good, hotdogs are disgusting
>>733146609
you're disgusting -_-
>>733146282
:o
-wants to hear your piano-
>>733146669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja7v4JTsLVw
>>733146498
Yup, something like that :^)
>>733146062
Really? Not even the good beef ones?
Hmmm alright then i might be generous and throw a piece of chicken on there instead~
>>733146339
> Are too! Stupid sexy beautiful cute seductive gorgeous pretty adorable dummy!
Hmmmm, i may need to think on this...
>>733146609
A small tale I have about hotdogs
>3rd grade, special class for learning disability kids, the teacher celebrated her birthday there with pizza and hotdog
>I wanted pizza but for some fucking reason the teaching lady didnt let me and said I must eat a hotdog
>Fair enough I guess, I thought to myself
>Teaching lady is a niggress
>Took first bite and hated it
>Told her I hate it
>Said I cant have pizza til I finish it
>Kept gagging cause of the awful taste
>Warned her if this continued Ima throw up
>ignores my heed
>Vomits in class
>Nearby teachers rush in
>Play a helpess victim and said she forced fed it to me
>Instantly fired
>Ate pizza and got to go home early where folks really went ham on her
That bitch she suck on my cock
bust on that bitch like a glock
It might just be for the rock
i still aint gone nut in a sock
me and yo girl in the sheets
fill that bitch up with my skeet
Cum on her tits till she reek
might evene lick on her feet
motherfuckers think imma joke
all of them fags got a chode
mad cause i really get throwed
makin these pussys explode
Aint got the time to reload
gunshots look just like a strobe
Send my regards to ya folks
Cause i turn yo ass to a ghost
>>733146775
Beef ones? You mean tacos..?
Also see my tale above
>>733146775
>i am not! You stupid pervert i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you!
No you don't! There's nothing to think about!
>>733146969
you were in special ed?
>>733147052
Something like that, I have a learning disability but I was not in class with helmet retards
Heyaaaa
>>733146969
>teacher is a niggress
those poor kids, they wanted to learn but the school wouldnt let them
>>733147255
hey rikka
>>733147293
Whats good my little blood sucker?
>>733144708
>not claiming this
>>733147255
Rikka.
>>733147396
Tomo.
>>733147427
I liked your first pic.
>>733145935
Next week: two major math tests, two history tests, I need to hand out 3 major projects on my JavaScript class, I'm falling back in classes so I need to work extra hard to keep up with my daily parts of current projects, I need to make a full text translation from present to past time on my Deutsch class, I have two next major projects on the week after and I think I have an english test next week, too.
So yeah.
>relaxing weekend my fucking ass
>>733146011
Well, if you keep forgetting you won't even know what you're missing out on~ And... I guess so? Google translate tells me that it's just a roll. Or a loaf. But strangely, "loaf" translates to "head" too, so I don't think I can trust it anymore~
~
But sweetie, don't worry! I'll give you some water and a banana for the ride before I duck-tape the box and send it through some suspicious-looking chineese airlines~
Well, you're the stucco expert after all, you surley know all about different types of..... Wall-making things. That's your countrys' specialty after all~ ;P
Of course you would, you're so smart and experienced after all~
>>733146339
Well, maybe I'll watch it alongside Fairy Tail this vacation. Provided I'll have some time, that is. Thanks for the recommendation~
>>733147026
No silly, beef hot dogs.
I did and i keked~
>>733147035
> S-shush you, o-or else i might have to come over there and shush you myself! W-with my m-mouth!
>
Actually, you're right, i already know what my decision~
>>733147255
Cute panty shot~
>>733146969
I hope to god this is real because that was touching.
>>733147293
>being this racist
Fuck off, alt right retard
>>733147706
<3 <3 <3 ?
>>733147472
If you like tons of fan service you'll like DxD
>>733147536
>
>n-no stay away from me you perv... i hate you i hate you i hate you!
No you don't understand!
>>733147536
Wew master~
>>733147805
<3 <3 <3
>>733147255
Ahoy there!
>Dat slight pantsu
>>733147293
Yup, we didn't do shit in that class but dick around
>>733147536
The fuck is a beef hot dog..?
>>733147599
Yup, it's legit, I have more whacky tales of my elementary days
>>733147838
How are you? <3
>>733147335
oh yknow, stuff, watchu doin
>>733147472
damn how many classes are you taking?
>>733147471
I like that pic~
>>733147536
W..it was an accident I swear
>>733147858
Scired top score on Helicopter on Guitar Hero at work and put your name <3
>>733147706
qt
>>733147961
Thats good
>>733147961
Please tell me you played Beast and the Harlot
Aww <3333
>>733147951
Just got home from work and I got one more day left at the arcade
>>733148001
How was your day qt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread.
>>733147472
I know right, i need to write it down on my damn arm or something~ Ahh good ol google translate~ Ah i'll figure it out one way or another~
Oh, well if you do that then i'll totally be fine~ Chinese airline huh, oh boy now there's a good chance i'll either be lost or end up in some gangs possession~
Oh yes, as long as it's stucco i will easily find my way~ Ohohoho not yet, but soon we'll be known throughout the world for our amazing wall making skills~ ;p
Of course, as i easily master any skill that i try in no time~
>>733148078
God nut
>>733148031
Sadly that isnt on the arcade version :(
>>733147925
Tired :/ have to wake up early for work tomorrow so I'm heading to bed.
Last Rin before I go
>>733148181
Goddamnit..
I regret throwing away my guitar hero 2 guitar...
>>733148187
I may have had you confused for someone else :x
Goodnight still, cutie <3
>>733147819
T-too late, i'm coming over there!
> Kiss
Oh i think i understand just fine~
>>733147823
Well look who it is~
>>733147858
....You've never heard of a beef hot dog?
It's a hot dog made of beef, instead of chicken and pork.
>>733147961
Sure it was~
>>733148033
I played a lot of tanks some drama happened there and ive been playing some for honor. How was yours?
>>733148358
I have not.. the time in class was the only time I've ever eaten a hot dog and it will be the last
>>733148358
Hello master ~
How can I please you~?
>>733148358
N-no get away!
>
>i-i hate you!
No you don't i swear!
>>733148244
W...why would you commit such a sin!
>>733148358
I swear it was! Dont tease me~
>>733148439
Is For Honor your new game bb?
>>733148562
I don't know! I just put it in the garage for the kids to play with next to the arcade but I guess my dad threw it away thinking it was trash and didnt know the guitar was inside the box
>Oh god dat thigh and ass cheek
>>733147951
Just a few.
Polish (native language), Operating Systems (this year it's MAC's), english, advanced maths, JavaScript classes (with two teachers, each teaches different things and has different projects), Server classes(3 teachers, 3 different languages: JavaScript, C# and PHP, also different things and different projects) deutsch, structured cabling (so I know about internet cables, how to lead them through any building), and informatics (pure C++ programming). Oh, and PE so we're not that fat.
>>733147819
Fan service? I've gotten used to it in DS3, but what do you mean by that?
>>733148086
Or maybe on your forehead, that way you'll remember about it when everyone will be staring at you~ Yeah, saved my ass a couple of times already, especially when it comes to writing anything in deutsch~
I knew you'll do just fine, as it's a really safe and comfy 1 cubic meter box~ And don't worry, for the price of 0,99$ it surly is safe and worth the trust~
You surley will~ And I heard your marvelous president will make triple sure of that~ ;P
Just like you mastered your map, didn't you~?
>>733148449
Huh interesting.. Ah well, they're good but nothing you can;t live without.
>>733148498
Post butt~
>>733148552
T-then push me away..
> Kisses again
>
Don't worry, i've got it all figured out now~
>>733148562
It looks like you're the one doing the teasing~
>>733148562
Nice pic. Its a good time sink. The changes are good.
>>733148824
>Post butt~
I like where this is going~
>>733148677
D..dont stare!
>>733148824
Not when you post pics liike that~
>>733148850
I wanted to get it when it came out but none of my friends wanted to get it
>>733148973
Shouldn't have spread your legs out like that~
Claiming best girl.
Morning.
>>733148772
Fat
Anime
Tiddies
>>733148824
I am! Get away from me you perv!
>i hate you i hate you i hate you!
>
You do not!
>>733148973
Well if you ever pick it up I wouldnt mind playing with you.
>>733149024
Have you seen that destiny 2 is going to be on Battle net?
>>733149104
Sleep ok?
>>733149115
Don't be silly Tomo, of course I would know
Quite strange to put it in Bnet.. that's like Trump selling steaks at a furniture store, Oh wait...
>>733148824
Does master want to ram it in~?
>>733149024
They werent spread tho Yuno~
>>733149115
Oh that would be fun!
>>733148772
nigga thats so many classes what the fuck is wrong with you
>>733149104
morning saya
>not getting ignored this time
>>733149213
Slept a long time for once, but now head hurts.
>>733148772
That might work even better! Or maybe i could just write it down on paper and staple it and some money to my shirt, then go to the store and ask someone to help me find it~ Well at least it's good for something~
Oh my, i get a whole cubic meter? What will i do with all that extra space~? 0.99$ huh, and here i thought you were gonna pick the cheapest way~
I'll have it done in no time, then i'll be able to relax and enjoy some time there before you ship me back home~ Oh he better, or else a lot of people are gonna be quite upset with him~ ;p
Exactly! Hell i don't even need the map anymore, i've got it all memorized in my head now~
>>733149297
You know what I ment! There were just there for me to stare at!
Claiming best snake
>>733149298
Hai Shinobu. Post vampire loli equipped with donuts.
>>733149222
>checked
>>733149382
But I mean if you want them to be...
>>733149428
ok
>>733149433
That's a cute little dubs you got there~
>>733149451
Heheh~ Go on~
>>733149340
Good
Bad
Delete this image
>>733149222
Thats what I said. Wonder how that one came about
>>733149297
Yeah I play samurai faction of course
>>733149391
Would want to be snug choked
>>733148885
I knew you would~
>>733148973
Hey you started first~
>>733149110
No you're not, you're barely even pushing me at all, because you want it right~?
> Squeeze squeeze~
Then tell me what i have got wrong~
>>733149248
Wew
Maybe~
Nami claimed!
>>733149466
>>733149488
Double dubs!
>>733149495
What about the super big jap guy? Thats who I would go with
>>733149518
Imma keep going too~
>>733149495
Probably Activison's doing.. and Blizzard wants the casual audience to notice their games
>>733149518
Keep going~ The master is pleased~
>>733149518
Sexy waifu
>>733149110
Hey Juvia
>>733149601
A little more~
>Saving all these btw
>>733149466
More. One with preferably more donuts. Need it, for a thing.
>>733149490
No, it's a good image!
>>733149601
Way lewd. He is alright. He has lots of stuff that does tons of dmg and he gets hyper armor so he can eat a hit and not be interrupted
>>733149607
Curious to see how it goes. Naw who plays games and has not heard of WoW or overwatch at this point.
>>733149697
Where did you even find it?
>>733149667
Want more gotta get those through pm boi
>>733149702
Youve seen worse heh~ I Oh shit he sounds hype!
https://youtu.be/tLzV7fgdlvs
Bed soon. I'm really tired
>>733149391
Snek!
>>733149518
I-i do not! I hate it as much as i hate you!
>get your hands off off you stupid pervert!
The part of you acting more like a stupid pervert
>>733149645
Hello!
>>733149702
Isn't OW a huge thing for casuals? Oh but that's for consoles... PC on the other hand....
Also
>Console D2 confirmed to be locked 30fps
>>>>30fps AGAIN
>Mfw
Time to git gud with mouse and keyboard
>>733149764
Fine.. just gimme!
>>733149781
Damn. DBZA is STILL going on?
>>733149601
Good, i'm enjoying the show~
>>733149607
I will~ Yes, i am pleased indeed~
>>733149645
Thanks, you've got quite the sexy waifu as well~
>>733149781
Excellent episode.
> Was surprised and delighted they hopped on the we're number one meme.
>>733149788
> Dubs
D-do you really hate it?
> Pulls top off
> Squeeze~
And you're sure i'm the one that has got it wrong~?
>>733149764
Send some my way too~
>>733149964
You got a discord tho?