How can i get a girlfriend with a face like that?

>>729595843
Start that guy on hormones.
Then after a couple months...
Start dating that guy/girl.
Then...
TaDa!
A girlfriend with a face like that.

>>729595843
You can't. Fix that mess first.

>>729595843
You cant

>>729595843
jesus christ. thats immediate medical intervention bad

>>729595843
Do you know what soap is?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You literally have food stains at the corners and below your mouth.

Start doing athletics, fixes a ton of confidence and health shit you never knew about.

Start going outside more, take that stupid hunk of metal out of your face and when you're more presentable start being more social

>>729595843
in 5 years you will be beautiful

absorb her

>>729597166
yea this dudes got it right, you need to become presentable first. please start washing ur face and throw away ur pillow (its too far gone). but that is super cinge worthy

>>729595843
It's called hygiene.
You don't have any right now.
You need to get some before you start worrying about your dick.

>>729595843
>inb4 newfag bait
This guy shouldn't reproduce

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>>729595843
get lots of money and introduce her to The BBC

Shave your ass and learn to walk backwards

>>729595843
exclusively date blind girls.

>>729595843
Date a blind girl

God damn! Your going to need a new face

>>729597534
>>729597541
hivemind

Is this actually someones face?? Goddamn this is going to leave terrible scars

>>729595843
Whatever it is you are doing just stop. Do the opposite

I had acne like this when I was in my early twenties. It does go away eventually.

Best advice I can give is, for the love of GOD.

Do not force, pick or squeeze a zit. The ONLY time you should is with a hot wet cloth or flannel, and like, just applying a little bit of pressure will cause it to burst.

Otherwise the burst/scratched zit will ALWAYS look worse.

What you can do though in the meanwhile is just workout -- by the time your face clears up, you'll have an ace body.

My acne didn't fully go away until I turned 27.

just get on accutane.

>>729595843
i bet it hurts like a son of a bitch if you fell asleep on a hard surface. Jesus. Get to a dermatologist and get some Accutane

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>>729595843
easy op, just find a girl with a face like this

>>729595843
Pro Active

Go to the doctor, also go to a steam room or do a ton of hot compresses, your face if gonna explode with pus and shit. Post a pic after you take a really hot shower and do like 10 min of hot compresses on your face. After you clean up your acne and blackheads and pimples, get a haircut or shave your head completely and regrow it, also shave your mustace. You can do it man. Also take the pearcings out.

>>729595843
REMOVE THE PIERCING FAGGOT

pro tip...you cant

>>729598151
top kek

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>>729595843
Try one of these...works wonders.

win lotto

you could also go to the doctor and get your hormone levels checked, it's really a curable thing. you'll just need a retinol for the scars.

>>729595843
-dermatologist
-exercise
-most likely a wardrobe overhaul

That's just for starters. The social aspect is the hardest part. You've just gotta put yourself out there more. Watch what people do. It sounds silly but the best foundation will likely come from emulation of relatives/friends. Once you get the framework down, you throw good ole you into the mix and start getting your own style. Find what works, what doesn't. Pay close attention to each. Reformulate. Rinse. Repeat. Trial and error is what it comes down to. Don't be a creep. Be yourself, as corny as that sounds. Authentic you is always best. You'll be knockin em down in no time champ. Hang in there and stay focused.

>>729595843
https://discord.gg/ZdjwRzr

>>729598151
kek

>>729597426
That's fake

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>>729595843
...or maybe one of these...

>>729595843
You can't. And in addition to the anons saying you need to work on your hygiene, you also need to work on your life. Poor hygiene is typically a symptom of some other broad-scope dysfunction. Depressed, mentally ill, abused, whatever the fuck it is you need to fix it.

Even if you fix that train wreck of a face, the dysfunction that caused it will just fuck up the relationship down the road anyway.

Scrape the bottom of the genetic barrell. You fucking kike.

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>>729595843
Find this chick she has a rep for fucking uggos.

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What you need to do is find the girl you like. Sneak into her room at night. Then squeeze your face right over hers while she sleeps. Let the puss run down, smear it all over her. Then RUN!!!!

A day or so later she will look the same... TADA!!! you have something in common. problem solved.

>>729598424
Exactly what I thought but without the faggot

OP go to see a dermatologist

>>729595843
just find a girl who cooks meth too

>>729597534
>>729597541

don't date a blind girl. they can read Braille, and OP's face tells a horror story

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>>729599146

>>729599286
Kek

>>729599286
Oh fuck, you're right, one of those pants shitting horror stories too...

>>729599286
Rekt

>>729595843
Dis nigga got smallpox, acne, MRSA and the bubonic plague please kill dis niggs

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>>729597305

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>>729599286

>>729598724
>/pol/ racist propaganda is strong with this one

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>>729595843
Here's a quick one of you after you get on some acne meds, hope it boosts that confidence in you.

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>>729601341

>>729601472
Ay that doesn't look too bad! Just a haircut, shave, and you'll be an alright fella

>>729598894
Thank you, Dr. Crane.

>>729601546
Yeah, if I had more time I could make the skin look a lot more natural. I'll keep playing with it. Hopefully the thread stays alive.

>>729595843
You...you don't

Go to your dermatologist and get some medication because you have a serious medical problem

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>>729599286

>>729602274
Do you honestly believe this thread, on /b/, is filled with chads and good looking guys?

>>729595843
Stop being so disgusting, and practice personal hygiene.

>But I shower every day!

Running hot water over your body is not the same as being clean. Soap, exfoliants, moisturizers, clean clothes, clean sheets, and a decent diet to keep you from getting so goddamn greasy.

Live like a goddamned adult that has to go out in public for a month and you'll clear right up.

Keep your pillowcase clean, god dammit!

>>729602320
this pic related, so fucking much

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>>729602274
Holy shit, OP is indeed, look like a fat Ben Affleck.

Pic related, it can be you you, OP.
If you lose some weight + repair that face and grow the beard and the stache. And don't forget to get a nice haircut.

>>729595843
It's not the acne preventing you from getting a girl.

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>>729602321
Well, i don't consider myself attractive but i don't look ugly either. I think i'm a 6.
Why don't you guys rate me?

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>>729603089
6 guy, 7.5 girl

10/10 Would plow

>>729603234
Was about to say this
kek

>>729603089
If you'd gain 25lbs and grew some facial hair, you'd probably be a solid 9/10 with that nose, those eyes, and that hair color.

Right now, you just look like you're in the process of growing a vagina.

>>729595843
go. see. a. doctor.

>>729603089
are you a boy or a girl?

>>729595843
wait a few years

>>729603089
Insanely hot. Would suck off

>>729595843
eat the pussy like a madman

>>729595843
Why would you want a girl who had a face like that?

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Guys, do you think i'm better looking than OP?
I hate myself and i don't think i can look more attractive.
At least OP can get rid off those acnes and be a decent looking guy.

>>729604020
You've got a haircut like a 9 year old church boy, a pedophile mustache, and about 10 pounds of cheek fat.

Kudos on the clear skin though. You're eating too much, but clearly you're not eating too badly.

>>729595843
Fuck did you try suicide with bird shot.

>>729595843
See a dermatologist
Stop eating fatty greasy foods.
Drink milk with your breakfast every day. Its actually grat for your skin.
Scrub your face like a madman on pcp.
Afterwards use 75% isopropyl alcohol to sterilize your face.
(Do not get that shit in your eyes for the love of God!)
Grow a beard.
After a couple weeks you will notice your skin is much cleaner and you nolonger have acne.

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>>729601546
>>729602200
>>729601472
>>729595843

Here's a bit better looking version OP. Fixed the hue/saturation and used cleaner strokes to clear up the acne. The people here are right, lose a bit of weight, grow a beard, get a haircut, you'll look like Batman.

>>729599146
ewwww man i'm about to eat here

>>729603089
omg are you pubes that color too

sexy

>>729595843
Just be more confident.

>>729604020
Loose the child molester stache and just grow a fucking beard.
Find something you like to do that will most assuredly bring joy to others (cooking, repairing electronics, fixing cars etc. Whatever it is you like that you know makes other happy. Nothing weird like babysitting or offering sage advice or collecting swords or knives or stupid shit.)
Short version. Be like the fat guy from fantadtic beasts and where to find them. He was likeable. He likes to bake. He was a generally nice guy that genuinely wanted to make others happy.

>>729601337
agreed

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>>729601337
It's clearly made of synthetic material!

Find me that fucking actor, with the two foot penis

>>729603089
Post moar

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>>729595843
Is this actually you?

>>729604924
>>729595843

this is why nobody comes here anymore

>>729605383
Is that actually you?

>>729605246
Particularly since the world record is like 13 inches, and it's a white guy?

That's a bit shy of 2 feet.

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>>729605446
Depends if OP actually is that pic or not

>>729605449
>13 inches
>a bit shy of 2 feet

Nigger thats just over 1 foot

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>>729598151

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>>729599146

>>729605539
The hell can we know?

>>729605861
Thats why I asked him. He seems to b ded

>>729604639
can you give him bigger lips, mascara, eyeshadow and some blush?

>>729605945
Faggot

>>729606006
i just think he'd make a pretty girl

no homo

>>729595843
is mexican andy ur brother

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>>729604639

>>729606060
Definitely a faggot.

>>729605846
WHAT THE FUCK

>>729606095
hes ugly as both genders

>>729606095
Nice. Thanks, anon.

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>>729606251
Idk dude I think he looks alright. Not hot, not hideous. If he has a good personality he's dateable

>>729606244
Junji Ito

>>729595843
What a monster.

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>>729605861
>>729605383
>>729605926
look for more than 2 seconds and you'll have your answer

>>729606443
not the anon you replied to, but i totally agree. he kind of looks like a fat paul rudd.

>>729606561
Oh, welp nvm then.

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Look at this good looking fella

>>729606658
>filename

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>>729606658
can you pimp my face?

>>729606598
Paul Rudd is fuckin cute.

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>>729606658
>Filename

KEK

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>>729606780
no arguments here

>>729595843
Eyebrow piercing, nice touch. It's like you saw your face and asked "how can i make this situation even worse?"

Fix your diet drink more water and avoid milk products and you'll be losing a lot of acne. Though it's very worth it to just go to a dermatologist and get accutane you can have clear skin In about 6 months. Seems pretty worth it to me

>>729595843
jesus almighty fuck! is that a break out of herpes on your face??? anyway, assuming you have a really bad case of acme, you need to cut back on the greasy foods immediately. start washing your face with soap and water daily, hell start doing it after every meal and dry off with a like a wash cloth or a bath towel, not a shitty paper towel. start sleeping regularly and avoid stress as much as possible. other than that all you can do is start living more healthy and keeping up with your hygiene.

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>>729604020
Holy shit

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>>729599286

>>729606658
Moar, still a 7. We need to make OP at least a 9.

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Hey guys, Brandon here. I think I'm at least a six, but girls don't seem to notice me. :(

>>729607380
STOP KILLING THREADS FAGGOT

>>729607380
... its the hair/facial hair dude
Stubble looks like shit on your feminine face

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>>729607272
Like this?

>>729607380
you look like my gay mate. he gets a lot of attention from women until he tells them he's a fag.
you must be shy

>>729607455
got any advice for his hourglass figure

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>>729595843
Money.

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>>729598151

>>729595843
I had severe cystic acne like this OP, since i was 12-19, i had trouble in school it sucked, fuckers used to call me pizza face, it stressed and depressed me, but if you go to a Dermatologist he'll probably provide you with accutane... it was around 300 dollars... try to save up, it'll help immensely, besides that I helped myself, I know it can be frustrating as fuck, trust me I know, but you also need to help yourself with Diet and exercise, it helped even more, try to stop touching your face and also if you find some soap that is irritating your skin or some shit stop using it, just try to wipe the dirt with a warm towel every now and then, follow advice and report in 3 months, don't worry about being with a girl at the moment bruh.

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Instead you should check out snapchat__y__me leak your crush nudes

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>>729607511
Nice, you really need to be more confident

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instead you should just Snapchat--y--me and leak all your snapchat friends

>>729607007
Wow, I didn't even notice the piercing in that minefield.

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Bored of snapchat? > Snapchat--y--me could help you tonight!

>>729607750
rofl that pro photoshop

>>729607750
this looks like a anti meth poster (not even once)

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Instead you should go Snapchat--y--me leak your crush nudes

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>>729595843
Burn your face off with acid and find a girl that will marry you out of guilt.

Your best bet is with a swedish girlfriend, just be prepared when they show you their dick.

>>729607832
>>729607007
i wonder if any pus came out of his face when he got it. think of the poor bastard that had to touch his face and get up close and personal with him. imagine the smell.

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>>729607747

>>729607964
Dronningen

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>>729608034

That's not normal acne, you need to see a dermatologist. Mention Accutane shit is amazing but hardcore as fuck. It destroys the oils in your skin and you can't get acne anymore. Invest heavily in skin moisturizer if you get it though

>>729604020
>>729607223 <<<< Nailed it.

Hey anon, lose weight and the pedo stache and that haircut, and you're good.

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>>729607511
NOW we're getting somewhere!

All he needs now is to look like he hasn't been holed up in a basement for 3 years straight. Give this man a tan!

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>>729608154

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Why don't you go to snapchat__y__me and leak all your snapchat friends

>>729606443
damn baby, i want to date you.

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>>729595843

>Start drinking ONLY water
>Work out
>Go to a dermatologist, don't do over the counter you need real medication
>Shave better (easier without the acne)
>Get a different haircut

In 6 months you could be an 8/10 if you really wanted to

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instead you should just snapchat__y__me and leak all your snapchat friends

>>729608248
I made him a lady

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>>729608375

>>729595843
just be yourself bro

go to the gym bro

>>729608328
Too bad that pic is run through a filter twice, anon.

>>729595843
You probably don't.

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>>729608323

>>729608455
>>729608154
Fucking hot

>>729608401
he's fuckable as a chick

>>729608433
can just imagine those big ol googly eyes,looking up at me while my p33n is in datmouth

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>>729607949
got you bro

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instead you should just snapchat__y__me and leak all your snapchat friends

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>>729608502

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Why don't you go snapchat__y__me leak your crush nudes

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>>729608530
Here let me ruin it

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>>729599286
I legitimatly lol'd

Your a funny dude

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>>729599286
Fucking kek

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Why settle for less? Here at Brawny we gaurantee a more suitable paper tower for your everyday needs unlike our competitors. Ratings show Brawny has better and more efficient methods of picking up those nasty spills

>>729595843
GAME!! and money

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>>729608588
no, what do you think /b/ is for?

>>729608597
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I feel gay now.

>>729595843
Put some pineapple on there and deliver your face to a fat ladies house

>>729595843
trick question - you can't. kidnapping little girls is your best guess

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>>729608669
More?

I went crazy in a faceapp thread and just... ruined my face

>>729595843
Visit a doctor dude, this doesn't look good.
I mean that serious.

>>729608597
I'd have his babies, but I wouldn't touch her with my 6 inch pole.

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>>729604020

>>729599286
Sweet mother of keks

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I think some plebbitor is going to post this on plebbit, why do I have that feeling.

>>729608734
keep em coming

>>729608761
That's hilarious because I look just like my brother in that

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>>729599286

>>729608557
kek

>>729608822
kek

guess i'd fuck your brother then

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>>729608792
Last 1 I kept

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>>729608734
Not ruined, because I know somewhere out there, their is the probability of a female version of you, and I want datass.

>>729608557
kek

>>729608922
But.. but

I am the female version

>>729608951
post a pic of you and your brother

lol op just made a faces of /b/ thread >>729608895
>>729608895
>>729608895

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>>729604020

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>>729608951
show me the real you

>>729609024
He browses b and is probably on right now so nooo, but I actually don't have any pics with him.

Hes not a family-photo man. But hes 9 years older than me so I guess I look like an older guy

>>729609084
See first image >>729608912

>>729608734
>>729608734
>>729608951
you cross dressing slut, show us your tits

>>729599286
The madman

>>729604020
i think you aren't, because you chose to take the opportunity to compare yourself against someone with a severe acne problem probably hoping to get a better response, but you dunanfukedup havent you.

>>729609133
so, thats without the filter?

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>>729609136
In the same thread as my face?
U heathen

>>729609300
Yep

>>729605449
>That's a bit shy of 2 feet.
hahahaha

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>>729609112
awww, come on. give a faggot some fap material.

and you're actually not that bad looking, for jailbait.

>>729609442
... I'm 21

Shit

>>729609365
yes tits or gtfo cuz right now , you're either a dude who pulled of a very feminine face with a filter, and my icannotgetdiamonds

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Proactive face cleaner. It worked for me like 14 years ago. Although my shit didnt look that bad...

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>>729609494
That would b silly of me

>>729609627
you have a snapchat or something, i wanted

>>729609473
kek

>>729603089
you are hot as fuck. so are you a girl or a boy?

>>729609627
Well if he won't I will Woo!

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>>729599286
Anon delivars kek.

>>729603089
weakbonestructure/10

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>>729609627
Jerking off right now :)
Please post more

>>729597516
Kek

>>729609806
Wewlad

>>729609806
put that shit away dude, no one wants to see that mushroom

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>>729609806

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>How can i get a girlfriend with a face like that?

>>729609888
Is that a balls?

>>729595843
i dont think i've ever seen a face that disgusting in my life.

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>>729608557
toppest kek

>>729609888
Holy Jesus fucking Christ on a stick, what the fuck if wrong with you.

Shave your ass, homo.

kek, le plebbit has posted this thread on /r/4chan
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/661n91/dont_date_a_blind_girl/

let's downvote OP guys

>>729610020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUlDdoK2Nu0&list=WL&index=33&ab_channel=%E1%85%9A%E1%85%9A

>>729610020
Why were you even on there?

>>729610094
because he's probably the "plebbit"

>>729610146
My immediate thought

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>>729599286
Posts like this are the reason I keep coming back to this shithole.

>>729610020
>reddit
no thanks

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>>729599286

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>>729601337
same fake dick?

>>729603089
mildly questioning my sexuality / 10

>>729608557
fucking impressive

>>729595843
https://discord.gg/ZdjwRzr

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This issue sems to have fixed itself

>>729610491
a hole is a hole

>>729610686
Kek

>>729595843
First put out that piercing

>>729609627
...so can i get that snapchat or wut? i still wanna make u my wife

Before this thread 404's id just like to say it's been a pleasure I really got a kick out of this. night y'all

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>>729611546
it has been a while since i've enjoyed a thread as much as this.

pleasant dreams, anon.

>>729595843
Go to a dertmatologyst idiot, dont pop them, dont touch your face, clean it every hour. eat healthy.

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>>729599286
you win this round

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>>729610487
lel photoshop
also niggers are not circumcised
here's another racist photoshop

>>729595843
Step1. Remove any form of identification on your person
Step2. Carry a picture of what you want to look like.
Step3. Burn face
Step4. Go to hospital
Doctors will try to fix your face according to the picture you have on you.

>>729595843

Have money
Date fat girl
Date blind girl
Lose the face

>>729603089

Why don't you get your own thread

You cant

>>729595843
lol u gay nigga

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>>729595843
Look like the guy in the thread below yours
> pic related

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>>729595843
I tried the creams OP. They didn't work.

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>>729599286
oh you fucker

>>729595843
Looks like Ben Afflek fucked a pizza.

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>>729595843
Deep web, roaccutane.
Diet.
Exercise.
Win.

>>729616233
Same guy, app used.

>>729595843
find a blind gf

>>729595843
why do you want a girlfriend with cystic acne and a maleface?

>>729605846
relevant.

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>>729599286
witnessed