s/fur
This is the magical Starbucks which can provide anything.
Please place your order!
>>729223021
I have a pretty fucked up sleep schedule. I slept about 18 hours yesterday, so I'll be up all night
>>729223015
i used to work for starbucks
can i get a venti dragoness
>>729223015
I'll take anal, hold the lube.
>>729223015
Panties please
>>729223234
>anal when perfectly good pussy
am i missing something
>>729223301
Taboo, painful to receive.
>>729223117
I see. My sleep schedule is messed up now too, but it seems I'm fixing it. I had been falling asleep and waking up far, far too early.
>>729223618
I have the opposite problem. I stay up and wake up really late, usually past 6am.
>>729223015
There is no way for child-slave picked coffee beans to provide me with happiness.
>>729223405
>>729223521
>>729223592
Thanks anon(s)
>>729223901
Oh, sure. I wasn't even trying tbh.
>>729223015
Ah yes. I would like the sjw tears vanilla bean créme frap made using fresh whole organic human breastmilk with organic human breast milk whipped cream.
Im thirsty snd i have a very specific diet.
All that cow and goat milk that eveymrybody else uses is just wrong and terrible humans should only consume dairy products made from humans.
>>729224651
Mm. I love lactation. I wish I had tits so I could lactate.
>>729224651
Alright!
>*a furry trap serves u up your meal, having made the milk "her"self*
:3
>>729224752
It's possible for a guy to lactate, but you'd have a hard as fuck time finding useful information on doing it.
If you find any, post it.
>>729224651
add a banana and choccy chips, it's amazing
>>729223015
I'd like a simple filter coffee at reasonable price in a non-ridiculously overexaggeratedly named cup format, please. No milk, no sugar, no syrup, no cream, no foam, no mokaccino, frappaccino, chocaccino, alpaccino, derpaccino, fuckaccino, crappaccino, ding-dong-marshmallow hazel maple nut crunch.
Just coffee.
Can you do that?
>>729224997
sorry sir we need to brew another batch, it will be 10 minutes
>>729223709
I see. I try to fall asleep after 2 AM, but before sunrise.
>>729223015
Hey faggos!
I'm just here to remind you that your delusions are slowly killing you and the real human beings that you would all admit you were attracted to if any of them would give you the time of day no longer hate, fear, or even pity you anymore.
Nope, you've passed out of the public's eye completely and are now just another doomed group of nobodies, waiting to be swept away by time! Good luck with getting hard over infantilized depictions of the people you lusted over in high school!
>>729224752
hormones
that makes you a tranny tho
>>729225107
thanks for the reminder
not sure what the last sentence means though.
>>729225134
I was already considering it anyway. I'm a femboy and want to be more girly.
>>729225495
why are you in an /s/ thread
>>729225065
>>729225065
>>729225548
Why do you care?
>>729223015
Magical anything?
Post pone please.
>>729225495
Are you the 19yo, 5'2" smolanon?
>>729225548
She practically IS a girl already. Won't let some anatomy get in the way of the fun now, will you.
>>729225632
Yee.
>>729225601
your weird gender blurring is threatening me
>>729225495
don't
femboys > trannies
anything > trannies
>>729225877
I know, but I really want to be more like a girl.
>>729225877
trannies are okay. i prefer manuals though. nothing like rowing through gears in stop and go traffic
>>729225919
why
>>729225985
Because I like girls. Girls are cute, and I like cute things too.
>>729223346
Nice feet
>>729226034
that's where you're wrong. cute girls are just cute, and cuteness is gay that's like MLP shit.
sexy women are sexy.
>>729226133
I wanna be cute and sexy.
>>729225624
There you go. That will be $15 + tip.
>>729225936
Hohhh boy.
>>729226161
we dont have the technology right now to turn men into cute or sexy girls. just abominations
>>729226133
How does pone fit into that?
>>729226187
>>729226230
I can be kinda like one. I look a bit like one, and act kinda like one, and hormones would change that drastically.
>>729226162
Just the tip? What if I want to put in more?
>>729226187
what is that a torque converter? nigga you gay?
>>729226162
*tips 15$*
m'capitalist
>>729226243
because it's a cute cartoon made to be overbearingly cute. i HATE cute
>>729226299
No. Don't do it.
>>729226187
>>729226294
>>729226396
Why not?
hormones cant change your narrow hips, wide shoulders, big hands, and hard jaw
>>729226310
Take it or leave it.
>>729226315
I know, isn't it beautiful? *-*
>>729226465
Except I have wide hips, normal shoulders, tiny hands, and soft but kinda pointy jaw.
>>729226384
Pone are sexy.
>>729223015
catboys please
>>729226550
>adult male
>claims to have wide hips, "normal" shoulders, and tiny hands
you wish. save your sex change for full body swaps and you can just pick the model you want
>>729225709
>>729226550
100% adorable
If humans could be bought in pet stores
You'd be in stock
>>729226692
You can believe whatever you want, mate. Tbh, I hate it. I hate being so small and girly. I want to be tall and manly. I hate myself.
>>729226720
dont listen to this anon they want you to destroy yourself
>>729226720
Thanks.
wait so its dash doing this. wtf
>>729226692
hes fucking crazy
>>729226583
I can still imagine it's anthro from the neck down so it's good for me
>>729226848
who the fuck are you. stop typing in lowercase
>>729226892
my only blacklist on e621 is MLP
And just to prove my point.
>>729226903
im your friend
>>729226445
men > trannies
women > trannies
>>729226952
Show lower half of face
>>729226952
god damn it hes doing it again T_T
>>729226952
Do pic with slumped shoulders, I'm wondering if your pose or clothes are making your chest+shoulders look odd
>>729226976
are you the friend from earlier who wouldnt hang out with me because im sexy?
>>729223015
i've never been inside a starbucks in my life
>>729226892
>>729226952
>super narrow hips
>super wide shoulders
you're built like a man because you are a man. im probably the first person to shatter your trap fantasies but fuckin a i really think you need to hear it
>>729227147
why not. one time i had fur suiters come in. it wasn't even sunday
>>729227099
no and no your not sexy
>>729227213
he wont listen
>>729227053
Trannies are still cute tho.
>>729227069
Don't want to post my face here.
>>729227080
Don't have any right now, sorry.
>>729227213
Whatever.
Sup homos
>>729227308
i bet $40 that not only am i sexy, i am the sexiest person ITT.
>>729227352
who are you
>>729227352
Not much. Just pissing off/making anons horny.
You?
Flexible!
>>729227458
Hot. Would fuck/10
>>729227398
You're possibly right. I have images online publicly available, but I'm uggo
>>729227321
dont do it. you're too old for hormones. dont become another abomination. just because everyone is nice to you doesnt mean that's how they really feel
>>729227321
>Trannies are still cute tho.
Wrong.
>>729227321
By the way, did you find out anything more about low-dosage HRT?
Am other 19yo wannabe trap
Also, do you have a Discord?
>>729227490
act like you have a big dick and you get ez pussy. eeeeeez
>>729227545
dont fucking do it you mother fucker, havent you been listening?
>>729227266
i strongly dislike the smell of coffee. when i was a kid we had coffee grinders in the breakfast isle at the food depository and i never would get to pick out my breakfast cereal cause i didn't like walking down the isle.
>>729227504
I wouldn't say I'm too old for hormones. I'm probably not even done growing yet. But I'm still considering it. It's a lot to think about.
>>729227545
No, sorry.
I normally don't do this, but I'll invite you to our Discord. I go by Dash.
https://discord.gg/TwwHt
>>729227398
you arent
>>729227545
reminder that this is the STRAIGHT thread
there are supposed to be straight people here
>>729227168
I know who the character is, it's just in that particular picture I can still pretend
that pic is nasty though
>>729227657
i love coffee. i am extremely sensitive to caffeine and i still drink coffee daily because it's so good. im not addicted
Don't forget the small ones!
>>729227685
if you hit puberty you missed the boat. ive never seen a passable trans that started later
>>729227585
All the straight people are christians here, so I can never get girls. I only get men.
>>729227757
i think you are
>>729227817
I look fairly feminine, I just don't want to post my face here. I shouldn't even be posting my body.
>>729227688
i am, who is sexier? you? are we about to have a sexy off?
>>729227685
>discord instead of irc
https://www.sfur.net/
>>729227868
post your face we're all good people except the predators that surely hide among us. plus all the people you know IRL will find out 100%
>>729227718
No, pone are sexy.
>>729227886
>irc instead of shortwave radio
>>729228027
Nope. I can't say that I'm the best looking person in the world, but I do look feminine. I'm not even proud of it. I don't like being girly.
Such strong legs ...
>>729228109
>shortwave radio instead of BBS server
>>729228167
you dont like being girly but you want to take hormones because you want to look more girly and you like girls and cute things?
>>729227972
why do I find this so hot
>>729228079
no
anthro only
frickin' degenerate
>>729228247
would smash NO HOMO
>>729228256
I'm very conflicted with myself. I want to be manly, but I know I can't be. I'm much better as a femboy or trap, so I guess I just embrace it.
>>729228359
why dont you take testosterone. you can actually become manlier and pull off being a man.
>>729228285
>>729227437
I'm doing alright, in a discord voice looking at memes :3
How's your night, friend?
>>729228318
well yeah shes a chicl
>>729225065
>>729225568
What about my fucking coffee?
>>729228508
I feel like I'm a failure as a man.
>>729228602
It's alright.
>>729228618
what if im intersex
>>729228539
what in the fuck
why are there tits there
that's friggin nasty bro
>>729228687
liar. you just enjoy being perverse. you're in a furry thread, there's no denial.
>>729228780
k
>>729228810
quads get
>>729228710
Something got you down?
>>729228839
quads GET
>>729228874
QUADS GET
>>729228687
Do you have an X and a Y chromosome?
Are you an adult?
Well guess what bud, youz a man.
You may be a little bitch (don't actually know), but you're still a man. Even as a "trap" you're still always going to be a man
>>729228359
That's funny, I want to be girly, but I know I can't be.
It's mainly a facial structure issue, it's too tall and my nose is too big.
>>729228887
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>729228769
That's where horse tits are supposed to be.
>>729228910
the capctha fucked me good
>>729228720
well you could call your self the Amir of Agrabah as well but it still wouldn't change anything
>>729228944
>>729228988
>>729228999
dubs dubs trips
thread is legendary
can we go back to the days when 90% of threads were dubs threads. it was better than this shit heap
>>729228868
Not really. Just getting tired of anons.
>>729228920
I know. But I can still make a good trap if I wanted to. I just don't know if I'm ready to do that yet.
>>729228929
That's just the way life is I guess.
>>729229095
Want me to keep you company?
>>729229134
Sure.
anyone want to be my friend. im a good friend.
>>729229074
so repeating digits and numerical patterns fascinate and please you?
>>729229164
>lord vadar leaks official liz nudes.
>nothing left to look forward to in life
>>729229095
Traps, twinks and all the rest of those things have a very short shelf life. Nobody would give even a slightest damn about a twink past 30, especially when the market is oversaturated with young ones.
question for dash, were you the one i was arguing with about how being a tranny is just a fetish a few days ago
>>729229194
i will :3
>>729229205
gtfo newfag dont act like they dont impress
>>729229194
If you were really our friend you would post sexy canines with multiboob.
>>729229164
How have you been, friend?
I dont head on here too often.
>>729229300
you got dubs, you seem trustworthy. how do i know which anon you are?
>>729229290
Oversaturated? Not really. If anything there's a shortage of twinks and traps.
>>729229300
Nope.
>>729229348
Been alright. YYou?
>>729229344
i dont have many of those i would have to dig in the chaos of my singular folder. possibly for hours
>>729229344
>>729229388
more dubs jesus christ what the hell is going on
>>729229373
they call me herm guy and snailkin
>>729229305
well i guess that's two checks off on the autism test then instead of one
>>729229388
What makes you think there's a shortage?
>>729229428
So you do have them by are unwilling to post them.
And you said you were at good friend.
>>729229513
first 5 seconds got me right in the uncannies but im over it now. moar you sweet bastard
>>729229538
Because I don't see any where I live. There's not even any in these threads.
>>729229344
I'm not your friend but...
>>729229552
im not friends with people who just throw away trips like it's nothing
>>729223015
I require nanomachines, son.
>>729229095
>tired of anons
Tired of me?
uwu
>>729229767
Hey.
Could we make an s/fur but this time just for straight people
>>729229797
Nah, not you. You're alright.
>>729229819
this, too many sissies in here
>>729223015
quad ristretto con panna
>>729229833
>tits too big
>lord vadar so download anyway
thanks lord vadar
>>729229819
what do you have agaisnt lesbians? well the hot ones anyway?
holy fuck 9999 quads get ez
>>729229918
>too big
Nigger, you gay?
real this time though
>>729229869
what should we call it? n/fur? normal fur?
>>729229949
God made man and women to be together.
>>729229807
heyo? how goes it?
>>729229990
nooooooooooooooooooo
>>729229977
didnt we establish this earlier?
liking big tiddies = gay 14 year old
liking big ass = straight god fearing man
>>729230039
I'm alright. You?
any of you play cs? i can carry to global
>>729229819
lesbians are perfectly fine. Two dudes fucking is gay. A male and a female fucking is straight as hell. Two females fucking is M A X I M U M H E T E R O .
There was any spammer in f/fur this year? I mean something that keep coming everyday.Like Beth
>>729230070
They're both nice. Big tits small tits, I like all tits. Same for asses.
>>729230146
Thats not what the Bible says
>>729229807
Ahoj
>>729229833
:333333333
>>729230030
and women to like other women so men can have threesomes
>>729230070
liking big asses is base nigger thing
M A X I M U M H E T E R O
>>729230251
This is true.
>>729230231
you read it wrong go read it agian right now and use a non-shitty nu age translation
>>729230344
Jesus didn't die for this
>>729230231
I've read the book. Sodom and Gammorah were rapist towns, thus bad. Those who turn gay and away from god are bad. Homosexuality is no sin. R E A D M O R E H E R E T I C.
>>729230257
I like that picture.
>>729230251
liking big asses is a base REAL man thing
only children care about tiddies. tiddies are for giving milk, dat ass is for smashin.
>>729230516
And milk is good.
>>729230459
I can't find a version with every fox species that exists yet. But, I could probably convince mighty to get that done.
>>729230344
good lord that's disgusting
really? none of you furfags play cs? how do you even alive?
>>729230433
yes he did
>>729230455
they were gay sex towns like penis in pooper while giving a reacharound and voting democrat
>>729230606
I do
>>729230547
>milk is good
>>729230628
What?
>>729230516
asses are for shitting, like you taste
>>729230626
add me my profile is sgt. niggabeans can't miss it
>>729230628
Milk is for whites. If you dont like it your not white
>>729230628
Gon't you dare be dissing any fucking dairy product. I will fucking stab your normie ass
>>729230687
no, assholes are for shitting you dumb cuck learn basic anatomy
why are you trying to eat me
>>729230734
>>729230744
That's fucking right.
>>729230734
yes, and white is right
>>729230664
Milk is a white supremacy thing now thanks to channers trolling HWNDU.
>>729230744
>>729230734
I fucking love milk, you autists.
>>729230713
Not playing tonight friendo.
What rank are you anyway?
choccy milk > milk
>>729230911
This.
All milk is disgusting.
>>729230907
im not either, add me for whenever.
mg1 about to be mg2. gonna get DMG and no one can stop me
>>729230911
strawberry milk > cuckolate "milk"
>>729230969
No.
>>729230962
i love drinking milk. have you ever had unpasterized milk straight from the farm? it's ungodly good
>>729230969
gtfo newfag
>>729231020
All milk is disgusting.
>>729230911
B O R D E N B L U E M I L K > anything else
>>729231078
and yet you guzzle jizz like it's your job. oh wait it is
>>729231147
Nope.
You have me confused with someone else.
>>729229048
"bitch youve lost your got daym mind tossing out my $600 video card who the fuck do you think you are going round here throwing shit out like you pay bills and shit get the fuck out of my room"
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>>729224141
> Do not RP with my character(S)
Wayta ruin your own art AND sound like a dick at the same time, Stacy