Waifu thread
Previous: >>728527002
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT
>>728535666
So that's what matters!
>>728535857
You can't do that without my waifu.
Lurking until I fall asleep.
Claiming best girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG7R6zuVufE
>>728535903
Hai Louise.
>>728535843
Is there anything sugary on your desk? Windows open, any food around? Best to do a quick clean up of anything, wipe down especially. They're drawn to residuals as much as the obvious.
>>728535857
DEUS VULT
>>728535943
Ill take your place. Until I also fall asleep.
>>728535945
Hiya Saya
Still here
and
>>728535903
Mama Louise and friend look pretty good.
>>728535999
We havent sprayed in a while. Might be time to call the guy.
>>728535999
>trips.
such a meanie.
Goodbye
>>728535843
It's a 4X game mixed with grand strategy. If you don't like those types of games, then yeah. It might be a bit boring.
>>728536017
Tried hyper light drifter yet?
>>728536045
Spraying doesnt get rid of ants. Find some bait traps when you next go shopping, find their trail and shove one right in the middle.
>>728536076
How am I a meanie?
>>728536120
Ever play Master of Orion?
>>728536045
Those are her sisters Cattleya and Eleanor, believe it or not. Eleanor is the blonde one.
>>728536120
>>728536192
Not much. Bit of MoO 3.
>>728536197
>
>>728536120
Yeah that doesnt sound my speed. Hyper light drifter is cool.
>>728536192
The spray guy will bring some. He normally does.
>>728536197
Very nice.
>>728536282
I forgot to type my reply..
Nope! Waiting to stream it
>>728536318
I don't have any pictures of her parents in my folder yet
>>728536342
Is one of them blonde and the other pink haired?
Concert tickets so expensive...
>>728536282
2 was the better game by far. 4 is in the works, its possibly shaping up to be great, but I dont have high hopes for it.
>>728536318
Ah. At least he does his job right then. Our spray girl at work does a minimal job and just brings them out so we have to work on killing them and keeping the place 100% spotless.
>>728536507
who dis waifu?
>>728536507
Yup!
good morning
>>728536318
It is. Have you beat it on NG+?
>>728536342
Speedrun Oblivion to finish it faster.
>>728536534
Ignore concert. Listen to the song I posted earlier all day instead.
>>728536536
Haven't played MoO 2,
>>728536737
good night
>>728536534
Then dont go? Ive never really seen the appeal of them.
>>728536536
Yeah? Small town here. Word gets out your shit they will use the other guys.
>>728536615
Do a google image search and tell me what you find.
>>728536658
Imagining them having a boy with pink hair.
>>728536737
Mado.
>>728536790
Nah. Ive only played it till the second or third boss? I forget.
>>728536790
Maybe
or I could just play something else? I dunno
>>728536862
>
>>728536811
Sleep well.
>>728536862
Hi, anon. That's a vagina.
>>728536862
What is that yellow shit in that fingernail???
>>728536862
>>728536976
thanks, have a nice day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idGvKFbYgI4
>>728536862
>jesus that imageswap
Disadvantage of living in a city. Word doesnt travel far unless you're a recruiter or major employer.
>>728536950
Such a fucking meanie.
>>728536862
NG+ you only get 2 life. It can get pretty tough.
>>728536950
Like HLD.
>>728537070
Saito deserves it!
>>728537131
He doesn't. Saito is a good guy.
>>728536950
Thats uh interesting.
>>728536976
NOT MY PIC.
>>728536977
ITS ME TOMO I GOT FUCKING SWAPPED AGAIN.
>>728536983
Or Louise got a really bad haircut.
>>728537070
OH FUCK ME SECOND TIME IN 12 HOURS. Yeah I know that.
>>728537127
That sounds a bit rough.
>>728537131
[X]
>>728537037
I'll try.
Claim
>>728537232
I didn't know you were a girl, is that why you wanted me to be a lesbian?
>>728537341
Im not. When did I say that?
>>728537127
Sure! But I do wanna stream a little more Oblivion.
>>728537211
Lies and slander.
>>728537232
Interesting.
>>728537246
It's the truth!
>>728536737
Hello. How is your morning?
>>728536790
Listening to it now.
Why concerts? They are great!
Megadeth, Candlemass, and Ministry, do want!
>>728537288
Claimed
>>728537448
Don't -_-
>>728537522
get on discord -_-
Deus Vult
Goodnight everyone
>>728537557
Ok -_-
>>728537423
Very interesting.
>>728537396
Was probably other tomo.
>>728537431
It's good!
>>728537828
Other Tomo is a dude too.
>>728537890
I know now you can understand my confusion.
>>728537828
Get your proper water intake? That's important if you don't want headaches.
>>728537585
Nights Louise, sleep well.
-_-
-_-
-_-
>>728538078
Fetish stuff?
>>728538093
Yes, i've had some water already!
>>728538163
NYET
>>728538317
Thats my guess at least.
>>728538317
Good, good. Important to stay hydrated since it's getting close to summer.
>but by the weather I guess you already knew
my wife wouldn't happen to be here, would she?
>>728538383
Fetishes are of the devil tomo.
>>728538553
I'll do my best to stay hydrated!
>>728538739
So?
>>728538739
>Fetishes are of the devil tomo.
You're a riot.
>>728538739
Anyways, how's America so far?
seems not. have a good day everyone, i know i won't.
>>728538804
why are you trying to summon a demon?
>>728538811
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HEATHEN
>>728538876
it is very weird!
>>728538988
Hope you do.
claimed
>>728539059
In what aspects?
>>728539059
A succubus wouldnt be bad thing in my book besides the whole dying from sex thing I guess. Cross that bridge when I get there.
>>728539097
nice waifu
>>728539059
>WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY HEATHEN
That fetishes are normal. We all have varying things that arouse us and to blame the "Devil" on your arousal is hilarious.
>>728539191
I've always been bad at phone posting.
>>728539233
Dont worry phone posting sucks in general.
>>728539116
too many blacks.
>>728539131
ooo that's a fun kind of demon!
>>728539191
>>728539233
its the devil's fault GRRRR
>>728539790
>A succubus is the fun kind of demon
>its the devil's fault
You're silly. The "Devil" made Succubus too, you know. A succubus is a literal semen demon. Demon. As in, Devil. A sex devil.
You just said a Sex Devil is a fun demon.
Do you wish you could suck the life-force out of men through their penis?
>>728539790
Yeah. I dont want a lame one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iAjmVRSnKOw
>>728539996
kumikutie ^-^
is that a new picture?
>>728539790
It's Chicago. The entire east coasters mostly black.
>>728540144
East coast is*
>>728540055
Hi, you feeling better today?
One of the newer ones, yeah.
>>728539131
Wonderful long hair! Would stroke like a shampoo commercial.
>>728540247
oh yeah I forgot about last time, I was really hungry but I'm better now
it's lovely, how many pics have you added? :o
>>728540339
Thats adorable. Would want to pet.
>>728540364
Good to hear!
22 in this latest batch, I'm really picky. Are yours new ones?
>>728540632
Thanks! ^-^
over the past week I've been adding pics now and then
I think I've drained this website of results because I went through like 100+ pages so I need a new site for pics
>>728540977
Morning.
>>728540835
That's the way. I grab a few every couple weeks.
So many are Kumiko and Reina, not that I'm complaining.
>>728540835
Water Konata!
Have a water Taiga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpA35wCTUSo
>>728541189
couple pics are fine, I finally have enough pics that I can organize in folders, and one of those is just for konata and kagami
>>728541353
I prefer Tony the Taiga :o
what's up /b/ro's?
>>728542406
Hello creepy anon. Assuming you're the person i think you are, that is.
How're you?
>>728542568
I dont think that anon talks to people.
>>728542406
I'm good :-)
Hopefully I wont get banned soon like before. I've been keeping myself unbanned for one month! Celebration yeah! lol.. anyways, how are you? :3
>>728542406
sup qt 3.14
>>728542934
I'm alright, a little on the bored side, but not bad.
>>728542858
Nah they do.
>>728543022
Oh. I guess just not me then.
>>728535999
what manga is this?
>>728543022
Yeah I'm pretty much always bored, trying to occupy time by doing lots of random shit
Gardy claimed
>>728542362
I like Tony the Taiga too.
Don't have it on phone though. -_-
>>728543530
I see. How's that going for you?
>>728543858
why are you on your phone? -_-
>>728543717
:o
>>728543985
hi there klona :o
>>728543938
So far so good. I've been stocking up on series to watch and i've got a back log of movies to watch also. :P
>>728543985
Because outside, weather is nice today.
Nearly 60F :o
Morning dudes
What's going on in here today?
>>728545021
Morning Renge.
Slept well?
Not much, very slow right now.
waking up and wringing out face
>>728545615
all the moisture that collects in ur face during the night
>>728545800
my forehead gets that the worst
>>728545323
I see that. Slept pretty well, yeah. Gonna mow the lawn this morning and I'm not sure what else today. Got any plans?
>>728545993
explain!
>>728546104
i sleep face down so the moisture collects in my forehead
>>728545319
meme
>>728544260
how's my pet been? :o
>>728544585
what kind of person goes outside?
normie -_-
>>728546222
nice digits but why/how do you sleep face down
>>728546306
I go outside to mow
>>728546334
i put the plank of wood under my chin
>>728546335
same
>>728546426
ur a goof! %) like [hug hug hug!]
>>728546093
Closing in on dinner time, at my parents place for my dad's birthday.
Probably some good food and dessert.
Beyond that, no more plans.
Good luck mowing that lawn, you have any other plans for the day?
>>728546306
Outside can be nice sometimes.
>>728546513
sorry i dont play golf
>>728546426
You what nigga
>>728546532
Dinner time? It's still morning for me. Where are you? And that sounds like a nice time. Still about a month and a half until my dad's. Someone needs help assembling some stuff so I'm going to head out and help them and besides that I'll probably just study. Maybe bake something.
Getting head from my ex behind a church on Palm Sunday feels amazing.
>>728546601
that ones over my head %DD
>>728546705
Hi sono
>>728546705
Woah, woah, woah
That would imply that you're cheating on your waifu
>>728546705
stfu ;_ ;
>>728546642
the plank of wood i keep in my desk goes under my chin, otherwise my stomach hurts the next day
>>728546713
sorry
>>728546306
Y-Your pet?!
>>728546724
Sleep! How are you?
>>728546747
My waifu and I aren't even dating. She only likes men with money.
>kanedere
>>728546758
:x
>>728546642
I'm over in northern Europe.
Sounds nice. If you bake, what would it be?
>>728546705
Heya Sono
> I'm a grill I swear!
Behind the church, neat.
>>728546811
like vroo zooom! - w-
>>728546875
nobodys allowed to do sex things until i do
>>728546875
I slept for like 3 hours. My neck is still sore. You?
>>728546855
Would you prefer to call me master or trainer? :o
>>728546532
but there's no wifi -_-
>>728546811
Have you ever thought about sleeping in a way that's just slightly less retarded? Like on your back or something.
>>728546875
What absolute trash
How do you live with that my man
>>728546898
Ahh. I'm in SE US myself. I'm not sure. Chocolate chip cookies are an obvious staple and people are always asking for them but anything I feel like, really. Got any suggestions?
>>728546905
the first time i went in a small plane i fell out of it
>>728546972
yeah but then the plank of wood is useless
>>728546898
I am a girl.
>>728546905
You haven't done it yet? It's overrated. Don't think about it too much.
>>728546937
I'm doing alright. I went to church and got some palm branches ^^
>>728546972
I came to the realization that all women (2D and 3DPD) are all Kanedere.
>>728546970
Yes there is! :o
>>728546972
Hmm, chocolate chip cookies sound really nice, can't think of anything better right now.
>>728547104
Sure you are, a pretty princess.
>>728547104
Palm branches?
>>728547159
chocolate chip meth
>>728547104
Pretty much all 3D are but not all 2D
That's why I've got one from the country
>>728547159
I might just make some them. Doesn't sound half bad.
>>728547056
You've got me there bud. What about using it for firewood or making a birdhouse out of it?
>>728547159
I may be pretty but I am not a prinecess... yet~
>>728547221
Yes, today is Palm Sunday!
>>728547288
I uh dont know what that is.
>>728547283
Country girls dream about living in the city all the time and getting pampered. That's why it's better to date a city girl who hates the city
>>728547319
...heathen
>mfw
>>728547283
damn thats smart but i dont have birds where i live
>>728547056
like skydiving?
>>728547104
ur the one who said amazing! it's not fair like haha im such a nice guy yet no girl has approached me out of nowhere %,)) aha
>>728547384
Im not religious sono
>>728547434
that one but its more like falling quickly
Hello, good evening everyone.
>>728547434
Well she knows what I like...
>>728547502
What the fuck?
>mfw
>>728547398
Where the fuck do you live that there are no birds
What happened to them
>>728547384
I only date 2D so that she will forever remain in the country without knowing such a place exists
>>728547548
Good evening ^^ How was your Palm Sunday?
>>728547548
Good afternoon
>>728547541
did anything break?
>>728547555
fucking... %,))))) hahahahaha...
>>728547595
What denomination are you qt
>>728547590
we dont talk about that anymore
>>728547649
no thats why i have a parachute silly
>>728546972
Derp waifu / 10
>>728547555
Its just how it is.
>>728547590
She doesn't look old enough to date...
>>728547649
Are you okay? I like when she gargles my load and then swallows it. Her breath smells like my cum for the rest of the day.
>>728547678
I'm not religious.
>>728547769
What about your family?
>>728547774
hahahhaahaahahahahahahaahah %,,D
>>728547811
They go to church and stuff yeah.
>>728547774
7 is the optimal age for dating
>>728547777
Woah checked there friendo
>>728547719
Oh no
>>728547777
nice get bye
>>728547870
bye
fuck my like uh le heh life %)
>>728547870
thx
>>728547892
bye
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