Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>728319546
Oh I see. Where in the states?
カラミチーマス
>>728319546
Is the game basically a space simulator with a story?
>>728319381
who's tcp?
>>728319546
people call me sci i guess
>>728319546
Why headache? Did you party last night?
A-also I want more pets...
>>728319650
Google it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrV5bwWrAPc
>>728319622
I've been here for about a week so far.
It's so strange. [Chicago]
>>728319629
Yeah kinda, it's a paradox game. It's a mix of 4x and grand strat.
>>728319650
Hello sci. How have you been?
>>728319681
I didn't drink enough water!
*pat pat*.
>>728319771
Oh are you dehydrated too..?
*finches and thought you were going to hit me*
>>728319771
>Chicago
Well, that is where you made your mistake. An easy one to make tho. The US loves to romanticize their old big cities.
Be careful, lots of niggers.
>>728319771
So basically a game where you build a thing and destroy other people's thing so you can be better. Nice.
>>728319713
i still dont really get it
>>728319733
forever and always...
>not future days
>>728319771
ugh dude idk why are you asking me that >%(
i guess im a bit irate
>>728319804
rei sama hmu on the discord
>>728319959
tago mago > future days > egg > monster movie
rest don't matter
>>728319657
hello
I took a shower and feel a little better
>>728319959
TCP (Transmission Control Protocol) is a Transport Layer Protocol which uses Sockets to handle multiple conversations between client applications and servers.
By using Sockets, the TCP/IP suite can handle several different application conversations reliably.
>>728319866
Yeah, i get dehydrated a lot. ;-;
*soft slow pats*
>>728319926
I've never seen a black person until i came here.
Wasn't my choice though.
>>728319937
It's closer to a civ like game then just combat.
>>728319959
I'm asking, because i want to know how you are silly. Why are you irate? :o
>>728319999
Nice digits, and sure, I'll get to it.
>>728320198
I mean, they're all great anyways
how are you? :%
>>728320163
still not clicking...
>>728320220
i have rly gross mood swings sometimes
>>728320269
great
Claim
>>728320312
Are you bipolar?
>>728320220
I don't mean to sound like your father but you should drink a cup of water every two hours
>nuzzles against your soft hand and shivers ><
>>728320352
Claimed
>>728320220
>I've never seen a black person until i came here.
Living the dream until shook awake, huh?
I live in south Texas so as far as the eye can see are Mexicans, Blacks, and their Blaxican offspring. A few pockets here and there of Asian and White. But only in gates communities and Christian centers.
>>728320312
It's how your toaster communicates with servers you fucking idiot.
Could you imagine if you could only have ONE application using the internet at once?
>>728320413
>>728320392
Yeah, i know i should drink it more often. It's just so hard to i don't enjoy the taste.
;-;
>>728320413
It's kinda scary.
>>728320512
Especially if you're a little pale girly.
Thems is they's favorite victims.
>>728320312
I'll need your username though.
I think we had a server in common once, but I can't seem to find it.
Claiming best girl.
>>728320647
hey ;-;
Don't make it worse!
>>728320751
Hi saya
>>728320751
>"best girl"
Wrong girl m8
>>728320789
Hey, if you are a little pale girly, the cops will literally kill a nigger for you.
Just be like "T-they grabbed me *cry* AND HURT ME *literally just cry* A-A-AND..."
Sealed deal.
>>728320512
When you drink water from your faucet make sure it's cold water, boil it, then put it in the fridge and drink it the next day, it won't taste like anything. Hot water from your faucet will have chlorine in it and give it a metallic taste.
And drink it from a plastic cup.
I have to go... bye
>>728320751
Best girl indeed!
Hi Saya!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsVw_hzuAkk
>>728320374
idk nobody's told me %\
>>728320413
so youre saying my computer would be disappointed in me
>>728320724
yeah im vApOrzfuok
#2386
>>728320789
Hai 2B. How's yous?
>>728320842
>Wrong girl
No, best girl.
>>728320962
Hai anon.
>>728320410
-_-
>>728320220
Still sounds fun.
>>728320904
is pale girl ez mode here?
>>728320938
Oh, okay.
Cya around!
>>728321007
You do kinda seem it huh.
>>728321015
I'm okay!, How are you?
>>728321094
Come play it with me!
>>728321136
idk i uh ummmm like uh dont like labels %)))
>>728321194
MALE
Guess who's back.
Back again
>>728321007
The beauty is, computers do not judge. They just work.
Your TCP protocol is too busy working to care that you have issues holding multiple conversations.
>>728321136
Usually just "Female" is EZ mode.
Being white helps. I would think also being petite helps. Post a picture and I will tell you for sure.
>>728321223
never come back -_-
>>728321223
Slim?
I feel like I need to do something Australian. I drank a pre-sleep cold Milo and I didnt just eat it off the top.
>>728321136
>implying I can just buy a game
I only play TF2
>>728321249
junkies don't get to see healthy bois.
>>728321220
xe/xem pls
>>728321249
yeah good thing that
>>728321286
wait a minute did you link me at some point earlier or did i imagine that?
>>728321223
I think you meant: guess who's back back back back again 'gain 'gain
>>728321286
Kill a snake?
>>728321286
Rory what the heck is this contraption called again?
>>728321252
:<
Why
>>728321273
Maybe
>>728321380
I cannot into hiphophippity
>>728321345
I'm not a junkie tho. I just smoke weed.
My old friends are tho. Bunch of meth smoking, heroin injecting, and rail sniffing addicts.
>>728321348
Extremely. I have a feeling my computer would judge me harshly.
>>728321433
That's Freeza's brother.
>>728321348
Not this thread. Enjoy the (You).
>>728321433
Best seat in the house.
>>728321380
None around. We not in snek country.
>>728321464
SHE
>>728321516
Lol okay you are too cute ill accept that
>>728321491
Why are you lewd
>>728321516
oh my mistake sorry
>>728321525
IN
>>728321556
Its also called an Esky.
>>728321516
Well, what are the scary animals in your area of 'Straya?
>>728321510
Who the fuck even uses incognito?
>>728321438
What can you into?
>>728321510
If only, right?
>You're listening to this weeb shit again?
>Play some fucking background radiation again
>That shit is amazing
>Minecraft is for neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds
>Java a shit.
>Why haven't you learned C++ yet?
>User, my RAM feels weird, can you re-seat them?
>You know what? You've been playing this game for literally 8 hours straight, you need a break and I'm tired.
>turns off
Cheeky little cunt these things would be.
>>728321584
That's Chen stirring the pot.
>>728321684
Twice in one thread.
>>728321657
i still do desu...
Shiro claimed.
>>728321684
youre funny %)
>>728321657
Roos on the road, wombats, white tails and redbacks.
>>728321684
Question still stands.
>>728321657
Idk
Weird music
>>728321769
o/ %)
>>728321779
ehhh
>>728321792
He's stirring the pot. That is why they are posting lewd.
>>728321194
oh, that's okay.
>>728321249
discord only
>>728321318
Want me to buy it for you?
>>728321136
I'm alright. Played some Stellaris and found out more interesting things about hive mind and also figured out better start than what I did in our game.
Claim
But also help
My power went out and my phone is at 8%. I'm pretty sure the world is ending given the wind speed outside
I just woke up. What the hell am I going to do for the next 10 hours while they fix the power
>>728321643
Mmm no that doesn't sound right... maybe a cold keep?
cheb is fubby &)
>>728321933
Chilly Bin
>>728321846
Petri Heil, Kamerad.
>>728321908
>thicccccc
Got a laptop or tablet or whatever laying around?
>>728321884
I've been teasing you too much to not be interested.
But I reeeeaaaally don't want to get discord. Again.
>>728321466
fucking losers
>>728321732
Personally, I never saw the point :P
Oh noes, my friends know I watch porn, it's not like they already knew!
But I guess if you're into it you're into it. And I can see some people having reasons, like gf/wife or maybe work...
>>728321821
Ah, weird. My favorite genre of EDM.
I just love how all of those songs open, ya know?
>>728321792
It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out what roos meant. Go...Challenge one to a boxing match? Idk, I don't into 'straya.
I guess if boxing is hard you can go shitpost on /pol/, that's a pretty Australian thing to do as well.
>>728321769
When not only Shiro but also in fact claimed.
>>728319565
Aztec waifu, best waifu.
>>728322023
I couldn't agree more. That is why I don't talk to them anymore.
>>728321964
That's it!
>>728322056
Hey tomoko
>>728321860
wot
>>728321884
okay i actually have no opinion towards labels but i just dont wanna talk about it ^_^;;
>>728321944
yes! i also like chen %)
>>728321971
whats petri?
>>728322028
i just dont want my parents to know that i fap off to anime boobies sometimes even though they probably already know i like to pretend they dont and protect the information
>>728322110
Before this goes anywhere, I am not S-mug.
can someone explain who the two tomokos are and what theyre called
>>728321903
Hive mind seems pretty cool.
>>728321990
Teasing is fun!
Why not? Discord is a good program.
>>728322153
Alright :p
>>728322153
Petri heil is a greeting for Fishermen
>>728322028
I am multifarious like that.
>>728322153
The holy Peter, follower of our lord Jesus Christ.
>>728322267
one is popular, one is not
>>728321884
I'm not sure. Do you have the extra money and will?
>>728322028
-_- ok
I like some synthpop, some electronica, some indie. Have been listening to some industrial lately though
>>728322281
Eh. I was against 3rd party chatting apps for the longest time when people started to migrate to them.
I have used them since, but I've fallen off them again and I just feel it's too much of a bother at the moment.
Maybe if you give me more of a reason I'll consider it.
>>728322281
wow haha this didnt go well!
>>728322294
ooh i like that!
>>728322339
i like that too!
>>728322362
which one is "smug" and which one posts those like iphone screenshots of mangahere
>>728322498
one tomoko commonly goes by 'daddy'
>>728322498
>which one is "smug" and which one posts those like iphone screenshots of mangahere
Not me.
>>728322281
Yeah. Since they don't have happiness at all, you can pick extremely adaptive trait and pretty much colonize every planet without any penalties.
Wanna continue from where we left off?
>>728322153
Are they on your computer ever?
But I see where you're coming from, I like to pretend my parents don't think I'm a weeb because I never bring it up around them, but they obviously know considering I have a figure collection.
>>728322339
>When Shiro has a better vocabulary than you
As a native English speaker, feelsbadman
I don't know if I've EVER used that word. Oh well, at least I have country vocabulary, I bet you've never said highfalutin before :P
>>728322488
Respectable choices, but by Indie do you mean Alternative? If so, that's the only unrespectable choice, but the rest are solid regardless.
I don't really listen to music on my own initiative, just whatever my friends put on.
>>728322601
eee
>>728322604
are you tanks?
>>728321971
I have a tablet... with no battery because I forgot to charge it.
Also have a laptop but it's not mine.
well I'd better save the last 5% for an emergency. Thanks Shiro <3
>>728322193
Lol I know that. How are you?
>>728322413
nope!
>>728322494
Oh, i don't really understand. But okay!
>>728322498
*pat pat*
>>728322624
yeah soon!
Claiming the best gal from the best series~
>>728322651
Nope, that is S-mug.
>>728322707
Fine, I guess. Drowning myself in coffee.
>>728322717
>But okay!
So you are going to give me a reason to get Discord?
>>728322717
Then no, do not buy the game. I don't think I would play the game much anyways, but thanks for the offer that might have been a lie
>>728322648
At times I suppose it could be alt. But usually just more indie electronic.
I don't have many friends to put music on :|
>>728322717
Yeah, I got to do few things first. Takes at least 30min. 1h is more likely.
>>728322648
no lmao
>>728322717
ty ; w;
i need to take a break real quick bbl
>>728322801
what have i talked to you about?
yknow maybe i'll just treat you both like the same person until one of you starts using namesync or something
>>728322801
Are you guacamole?
>>728322971
But I DO use NS.
>>728323038
Nope. I'm OG.
>>728322498
Well, Peter was a fisherman, so that's why they use it. Like huntsmen use 'Waldmanns Heil'.
>>728322648
>highfalutin
I most certainly did not. What does it mean?
>>728322674
Lowkey load the phone on that laptop?
Or maybe you can find some device that runs on battery but has a usb-port somewhere?
Don't leave, I need the thiccc!
>>728322801
You can see what i look like, if you add me on discord.
>>728322832
You're welcome!
>>728322858
Alright that's enough time.
>>728322971
Alright cya!
>>728323119
It's Weidmanns Heil
>>728323169
Ah, that's good. How about a teaser?
>>728321286
Why didn't you just box a kangaroo?
>>728323171
Well obviously it is, why the fuck did I say otherwise?
If you'll excuse me now, I'll sit in my corner and think about what I just did.
>>728322835
Awww, I'll be your friend ;3
(But I won't put music on so rip)
As far as music goes, I live in Austin so people here are either basic white bois or hipsters, which makes the common genres shit like:
>Alternative
>Rap
>Alternative
>Rap
>And Alternative
You'd think the place boasting itself as the "live music capital" would have more diverse stuff, but it's mostly hipster trash. Also, it's only when you hang with advanced hipsters that you realize just how trash alternative is, most of these songs are just a simple calm beat someone whipped up in FL Studio after an hour and then someone talking calmly over it, eirhkeshkdbf
But hey one of my good friends is an audiophile with great music taste so not all hope is lost!
>>728322971
>inb4 they're packet sniffing you so they already know exactly what you like
Well, let's see, do you read hentai or watch hentai?
>>728323119
You know, like "on your high horse".
When you're all braggadocios, stuck up, pretentious.
"Look at me I'm so much better than you"
I think Kanna's already gone, I'll give you some thicc to ease the pain of her departure.
>>728323225
A teaser?
>>728323403
Nothing too revealing, but I do need something to work with.
>>728323287
Aw don't take it too hard, Shiro *pats head*
>>728323169
What is that character even called? Where are you from?
I slept reasonably well for some reason.
>>728323471
Fine. I'll censor something.
>>728323519
It's 2b from NieR: Automata.
I'm from Russia.
>>728323471
dont lewd tomoko please.
where was /waifu/ when trump started ww3?
>>728323549
You, tell me about yourself. I'm curious.
>>728323788
What do you mean?
>Misaki Claimed
>>728323964
I hate when people make me ask twice...
Tell me about your interests, hobbies, likes and dislikes, what you do for fun, etc
>>728323169
So do you play anything else?
>>728323646
>>728324094
I'm interested in God, guns and girls. Mostly in that order. For fun I play some vidya, come here, LARP, talk to women, or head down to the range.
I used to read quite a bit, but school has me busy a lot more than it used to. Might have picked up a VN or an anime once or twice but classes coming back into the picture has really made that difficult.
>>728324369
Tell me about your doctrine. Do you fuck girls even though you're not married?
>>728323646
Ah cool, how old are you and when did you join the thread?
>>728323379
Oh, I see. So is it a verb?
Chiruchiru looking great as usual, but she's not really all that thicc...
>>728323519
I am worthless as a human being now.
>>728323379
Thanks :o
Not a big fan of rap.
I make music in FL Studio :(
>>728324639
No you are not :o
also claimed
>>728324639
It's an adjective, it just sounds like a verb because it sounds like you could make it an "ing" word. Like I said, it essentially means 'snobby'
And she's thicc if you believe! Where'd you run off to 20 minutes ago?
>>728324775
Nothing wrong with FL Studio my dude, I think you missed the "in an hour" which is the important part. Don't tell me you can churn out good songs on an hourly basis, because nobody can.
So, you like music, what else ya into?
>>728324147
I play moba's and fps too!
>>728324193
What kind do you want?
>>728324580
A week or two ago.
I'm 18
>>728324877
Ah, starting off strong with the shizuruchibi.jpg, a nice opener from our veteran poster, 7.5 / 10
>>728324490
I did fool around with a girl once several years ago.
(We didn't bang.)
>>728324957
Hmmm.
Eyes? Or whatever you're comfortable showing.
>>728324867
I can't even get married anymore T_T.
>>728324882
What are you talking about? I was right here.
And I do like her, and I enjoy her physique, but she just isn't thicc. This here is thicc.
>>728324882
FL Studio gets a lot of shit thrown at it, and I'll admit it is a pretty meh daw compared to say Ableton or ProTools or something.
But I am pretty new to it.
Hmmm. Not much.
I'm a pretty boring person besides for music.
>>728325014
Fool around how? Oral sex? Were you a person of God while you were with her?
>>728324957
Nothing specific?
>other than Payday
Didn't take as long as I thought it would.
>>728325088
Does a really terrible bj and a few tugs count?
No, not even close. I came into the fold around October last year.
>>728325034
heres a shitty picture of my dead eyes.
>>728325094
I do have it installed!
>>728325130
That was fast!
>piety
>>728325188
Oh, those were yours?
I already saw those.
May I have another?
>>728324957
Thank you for participating in this survey
Why is it not fun to hotjoin a stellaris session sigh
>>728325154
Because of that terrible bj?
>>728325188
Yeah, I'm quite surprised. Choosing booze can sometimes take time.
>>728324957
>Moba
*fingers crossed* W-Which one?
>>728325037
Ok, that's pretty thicc... Chiru might not be thicc, but that isn't where her appeal is :^)
Plus she wins the tits battle, no contest.
>>728325065
I never really made music, I fucked around with it, sure, but I was never good at or into any form of "fine art". I just lack talent lol
My only non degenerate hobbies are cars and guns :P
>>728325241
Yeah.
Fine.
another shitty eye picture
>>728325264
I mean you could if you wanted.
>>728325288
Yeah i suppose so!
>>728325341
I play LoL and Smite.
>>728325453
>so small
Mmm... Sure, cute.
>>728325154
You have to let her practice on you and tell her how you like it, everyone is different. Are you Muslim, Jewish?
>>728325453
Welp, fuck. It was worth a shot I guess.
Back to depression
All your waifus are shit
>>728325341
Guns are cool, don't have the money for them anymore.
>>728325486
>Asking Misaki if he is muslim
>>728325188
>eyes
>hnngh
I guess I can play it when i get home.
>>728325549
Misaki dislikes Muslims?
>>728325288
Lol I wish
>>728325486
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728325453
hmm if it's possible, I'll do it if you two are fine with it
Haven't played stellaris Mp ever before
>>728325534
Well, my waifu is a heartless person but I still love her.
>>728325037
You don't need to anyway :o
>>728325668
So you're Jewish? Which doctrine do you follow?
>>728325534
>AE86
Over hyped garbage, even the R34 GTR is a better choice, and that's saying something. Bow down to the best waifu, pic related.
>>728325549
>Anymore
What happened o.o
>>728325738
I stopped being gifted guns :o
>>728325482
Now add me on discord!
>>728325524
a friend was going to teach me how to play dota 2 soon, i might end up liking that.
>>728325594
Yay, that would be fun!
>>728325682
It's pretty fun.
>piety
>>728325453
You done with whatever yet?
>>728325808
>Saya
>>728325788
I'll have to re download and install.
I'll let you know. Promise.
>>728325788
In that case, add me on steam boyo:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MorganIsCute
We desperately need more Dota players in this thread, add me on Discord as well if you like: Morgan#7988
>>728325774
Who gifts you guns?! I want to go live with that person!
>Chiru
>>728325341
Indeed, I admire her slender and sexy appearance.
And I guess she'd win such a battle, if you actually wanted to win at that.
>mobas
You only played dota, right?
>>728325711
Durch Felsenkletter indeed.
>shiro
Someone bake
>>728326020
Dota is love. Dota is life.
Why wouldn't I want to win that battle?
>Chiru
>>728325788
What is your steam profile?
>>728326020
What
>Ai
>>728326131
Flat is love, flat is life.
I'll play dota with you if you play league as well.
>>728326143
Your subtitles make no sense.
>shiro