Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>727532603
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimed
Still here
Claiming best girl
>>727545485
Ooh, close, but you were too slow!
>>727545522
I dont really care if im first.
>>727545360
I'm really busy now, I wish I had a better laptop...
>>727545405
Ehh you'll see.
>>727545422
Sopranos was way too predictable and there were no lolis.
>Autistic jobless virgins reeeeeeeee
>>727545568
I shouldn't, but I'm super fucking bored at the moment, school is dumb :/
>>727545602
Ready to spit it out?
Where's the guy that said anime is better than HBO? Dude I can't take you seriously. Tell your parents what you just said. Tell respectable Americans what you just said. The Sopranos by itself shits on every piece of art that Japan ever produced
>>727545576
If you say so.
>>727545681
I started up a new save on Bloodborne.
>>727545727
Here comes the angry weebs
>>727545759
And what's your progress into it? Or did you just now start it?
>>727545576
You picked it up yet?!
>>727545681
No
>>727545727
https://youtu.be/pWdd6_ZxX8c
カラミチーマス
>>727545759
She's just a bit abnormal.
>>727545727
Oh they know I like anime more than 3DPD
>>727545862
I'm going in 20 mins!
Lmfao the sopranos was predictable???? Phahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahwhahwhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha okay buddy okay buddy look you're clearly snuggled up cozy with your semen encrusted anime body pillow, you've deluded yourself into thinking there is anything deep or meaningful behind Asian cartoons that you can't understand without subtitles unless you begged your mom for the Japanese Rosetta Stone like most of you weebs do. I need to stop coming to these threads they make me want to evolve into some life form that has no connection to this species
<3 <3 <3
>>727545805
I made it to some stupid spider boss with this guy I sometimes hang out with. Im going to do this one solo since we dont hang out much.
>>727545952
You have said that before and Im none of us fit too well into normal.
butt
>>727546023
This
And I'm back. Lunch break.
TBH The Sopranos is still really good but I'll say that even one crappy anime is still better than Quantico
Come at me normies
>Misaki Claimed
>>727545889
Ok, how long will it be, because if you say in the next 20 minutes, we'll throw in 2 for the price of 1! A $40 value!
>>727546044
How often do y'all hang?
Also, watch out with hanging, it's bad for your neck :P
If you can prove you made any accurate predictions involving the sopranos plot line, especially the ending, I'll pay pall you 3000 bucks
>>727546044
She's an empath or has ESP. We get along because she can't feel anything from me.
Haven't you noticed that about her?
>bbl
>>727546023
but noone said that
>>727546270
Welcome friend, how goes it?
Also, NYX says: NYX NYX NYX NYX
Someone entertain me
Because a show with real actors that spanned almost 10 years and is considered the greatest tv show of all time (seriously, look it up) is rivalved by some autistic show with poorly drawn preteen girls fighting monsters? Wow....I'm speechless
>>727546377
Got a shrimp burrito for lunch, and a Mexi-coke. Life is good.
Nyx is a little bitch that can't handle all the loving tenderness Brood has to offer.
>>727546381
How?
>>727546444
Hi trips bunny
>>727546381
Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FLQ1ffhMiU
>>727546381
...Pass
I tried, but I can't even entertain myself at the moment, fuck school
>>727546486
Ooh, NYX seems upset, he just said:
NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX
>>727546485
Fucking this
>>727546288
Not too often. You know what I meant.
>>727546366
They have said something like that. Ill be around bye.
>>727546485
That pic give me a giggle. Thanks.
>>727546288
Oh boy!
I can get a second rape for free!?!
>>727546514
I praise Kek and he rewards me with gets
>>727546571
>>727546377
>>727546381
Turn on CNN in 30 minutes
>>727546660
KeK felt he gave you enough already, no quads for now.
I can't into gets
>>727546803
I don't have a TV
>>727546571
Are you in your senior year?
>>727546569
How long does this go on?
>>727546514
I miss Ben :(
>>727546939
Where is Ben?! :(
>>727546915
It was an overload from the quints I got this morning. Kek has given me enough and I shall continue to praise him
>>727546915
But I can into get Taiga
>>727546939
Until you get out of the dark room.
>>727546939
Correct!
>>727546732
Thanks, I try
>>727546622
Like I said, I don't do rapes :P
Consensual only
>>727546621
Yeah I feel ya
24 and Prison Break are better than every show on HBO combined.
Prove me wrong.
>Yuki Nagato claimed
>>727547133
Yeah. Maybe today though because tomorrow is a tank holiday.
>>727547133
One consensual rape please
>>727547099
fuck
>>727547133
Are you going to college?
>>727547115
I'm scared
>>727547070
>>727546803
idk :(
let's watch a movie :o
>>727547206
I don't watch tv
>>727547133
Oh, consentual rape
Got it
>>727547206
>Ur a weeaboo virgin lolololol go hug yur crusty body pillow
That should count for proof
>>727546270
hello again mister Maru!
>>727546284
hello miss Misaki <3
>>727546444
hello hello mister Duke!
>>727547251
Praise be to Kek!
>>727547410
Hello
QOTT: would you let your waifu do that thing to you?
>>727547410
Hey love anon.
>>727547408
>>727547243
God dammit guys
Only if I hear where Kurumi is @
>>727547220
Tank holiday...
As in a holiday away from world of tanks or a holiday to play world of tanks?
>>727547282
Ye
>>727546030
Hello, you doing well?
>>727547463
>>727547538
how are you two today?
>>727547502
im a huge cuck she can do anything and i'll just take it. the only exception for me is infidelity. unforgivable!
>>727547629
I'll give you $20. I need to make someone jealous.
>>727547282
You can do it! There's multiple endings!
>>727547550
after this dark game :o
>>727547695
Ok, I'm gonna need you to fill out a waiver of liability, and I'm gonna need some info on what you want in your rape: (for example, bondage)
How are you paying? Cash or?
>>727547629
They have a special mode for april fools every year so its a bit of a neat thing. Once it was space tanks that fired lasers on the moon another it was a pool table map and you tried to ram ball shaped tanks into the holes. Fun stuff.
>>727547676
>doesn't understand what cuck means
>>727547502
what thing? I'll do anything if it makes people happy <3
>>727547663
hello hello miss Rem! I'm doing well, but tired and a bit of a headache! I've opted for the comfy bed for a few more hours!
what about you?
>>727547676
hello hello Sci friend <3 how are you today?
>>727547502
I'm not certain I'd let her dom me, considering she's practically a child, but you never know.
>>727547674
I'm alright. My little brother's friend is stopping by for another visit. Always helps me feel more human.
i love ibuki more than breathing
>>727548015
>>727547695
>>727547676
this guy scares me :o
>>727547920
Sounds like it! Tell me what they do this year!
I'm personally excited to see what I'm gonna get for April fool's game wise.
>>727547099
nice dubs
>>727547104
what did he mean by this?
so precious,, im love you?
>>727547940
im gr8 man it's finally the weekend! hbu
>>727548061
thats two separate guys
>>727546284
Morning Misaki
>>727547104
He's all yours.
>>727547282
Sure, what today?!
>>727548199
Shit nonono, why are you idiots like this
>>727548068
Its always a fun time. They said it has something to do with the TOG which is a meme tank already. The TOG is huge and made by guys who though world war 2 would be fought like world war 1. So of course the tank was worthless.
>>727547913
Yeah, sure.
>signs right away
Cash sounds good. Bondage? That sounds good too. You can also threaten me.
>>727548061
Not the same person
>>727547949
ah! the cute succubus one that appeared silently in your room?
that's nice! people are nice.
>>727548061
don't be scared miss Konata <3
>>727548186
I'm okay! a bit of a headache but I can deal <3 thank you for asking!
>>727548293
drink a lot of water! i cant imagine what youre like cranky. it's probably terrifying.
>>727547629
Why do you want to know?
>>727547695
Wouldn't that get you sympathy points rather than making somebody jealous?
>>727548106
Don't worry, not going to claim you
>>727548385
Hmm. Maybe it does. Any better idea?
>>727548385
Because you won't tell me and I'm curious
>>727548280
Ok, when and where?
>>727548265
I hope they buff the tank to hell and back for one day and make it the pubstomper
>>727548377
this is me cranky, miss Sci <3
>>727548199
Afternoon Tsundere loli
>>727548293
Yeah, I may have gone a little overboard cleaning my room and getting ready for her to show up lol
We may even get into lewd stuff like hand-holding, who knows.
>>727548516
How about now, and somewhere Sono can see when she gets back.
>>727548443
Rape them with a mask on, then comfort them in their struggle
It worked for me
>>727548516
Well I won't tell you
>>727548516
Nah. It will be its own special mode. Should be a blast to play as the british navy.
>>727548575
i dont believe you. i think somewhere buried deep inside you is a well of anger so potent it makes people cry.
>>727548588
>lewd stuff like hand-holding
what a scandal <3 lucky her!
>>727548706
that's not possible ;~; I just want people happy
>>727548757
all im saying is i wouldnt want to be on your bad side %))) just in case
>>727548588
taiga is NOT a loli
>>727547940
I'm doing quite fine.
If a headache's bothering you I have some home remedies you can try.
>>727548757
Maybe we might get even lewder
Super high-tension emotional love talks n sheeit.
>>727548957
Dude she's like 12
Plus she's wearing a school girl outfit most of the time. Everyone knows that knocks a couple of years off a girl's age anyway.
>>727548929
I don't have a bad side but you'd never be on it, friend <3
>>727548957
c u t e
is this Taiga or MeanTaiga?
>>727549063
ah don't worry ;~; it's just a medication withdrawal
I went to bed without taking pills so my brain is angry is all
>>727548608
W-what? That's kinda harsh!
>>727548594
You have a preference besides where Sono can see?
>>727548608
:(
>>727548637
Ah, they don't want to derank people by upsetting the Meta?
>>727549160
yes im with you 100%!
>>727549196
Uh no. Not everyone has a TOG 2 and they want normal playlists to be available. It will probably be more than just fuck it everyone has a TOG you know.
>>727549153
>you will never be in Miss Misaki's Gun Emporium and Hand-Holding Dungeon
why live ;~;
>>727547674
I guess I'm doing okay. How are you?
>>727548106
Praise be to Kek
>>727549176
No, there's no such thing when it comes to love!
>>727549196
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727549595
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727549515
I'm alright, thanks for asking <3
>>727549196
Maybe be extra lovey-dovey teasy!
>>727549160
Be safe, and don't forget next time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_ZOW4Ci828
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727549731
Ok, your order should be ready in a couple of hours! Please standby!
>>727549595
Ah, shrug, my favorite state
>>727549354
What do you think they'll do? Any theories?
>>727550140
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727550140
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727550184
It's nice this time of year
>>727550184
(´・ω・`)
>>727550184
H-hours?
Fine, but I gotta sleep soon... I will just wait in this shady-looking alley.
>>727549466
>implying she wants to be there
TBH I think that's the only reason she does. She won't go away.
>>727550439
What timezone are you in?
>>727550366
(^_^)
>>727550299
How's the weather?
>>727550623
An European one. It's already 10PM.
>innocent whistling
>>727550699
You're back!
Where'd you go o.o
>>727550623
>>727550299
(´꒳`)
>>727550705
So, Germany?
>>727550869
(+_+)
Shiro claimed.
>>727550924
( ⊙‿⊙)
>>727550623
Right now it's a bit rain-y
But ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>727550869
(´・ω・`)
>>727550924
Y-yeah... are you getting the equipment ready?
>>727550699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjY_9Qjv5w
>>727550705
>>727550924
>ss in front of every picture
This one German for sure.
>>727551046
Schnecke!
>>727550184
They said tsunami so probably water because the meme is the tog is the British navy.
>>727551044
(´⌣` ʃƪ)
>>727551044
Who's Shiro and why are you claiming her?
>>727551046
>>727551057
Wow, you'll NEVER be able to guess the weather in Central Texas atm
>>727551046
:^)
>>727551114
Yeah, I'm at Costco stocking up on White castle burgers. (lol ive still never eaten a white castle burger I really should get some eventually)
>>727551194
>Hey guys, for our April 1st patch, we've made the TOG so big driving it in the ocean causes tsunamis!
>>727551181
A lot of krauts in here it seems :3
>>727551181
Hello, Shiro. How's my little snail?
>>727551440
>>727551440
O-oh, so no chloroform and rope...
>>727549153
wtf taiga is NOT 12 shes 17
>>727549160
this is taiga1 speaking
>>727550797
i went to go to the dishes
>>727551136
edgy i like it
>>727547550
im ready :o
>>727548186
>>727548280
these guys scare me
>>727551200
You're sweating, Schneckle. Something the matter?
>>727551471
*blush* D-doing great. How are you?
>>727551440
You trynna fite me m8? She's mine, I claim as I please.
>A lot of krauts in here it seems :3
Naja, außer mir sind gar nicht mal mehr so viele übrig. Ai zählt nicht, ai ist schwul.
>>727551440
I'd bet you have a foot and a half of snow
>>727551823
you're both weird and unsettling :o
>>727551672
>17
HAHAHAA
And Misaki is 18 amirite
>>727551712
I'm still coming to terms with this whole thing, it makes me very nervous.
I'm at work, doing my clerical duties. You're going to have to explain to me why Snail is used as a term of endearment.
>>727551876
wow okay then %(
Also, everyone, I'll be back in like an hour, sorry in advance for just ending conversations with you halfway thru, but I have more tests, yyyaaaay... :/
>>727551672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvcHWO6uOQ
>>727552053
why do you %? :o
>>727551672
so MeanTaiga! hello miss MeanTaiga <3
>>727551440
Ill know tomorrow.
>>727552108
it's an emoticon!
>>727552108
konaaaaaata post that one cute picture
Man, this thread just died out of the blue
>>727551913
I'm not really sure, but during my research I found a whole list of fancy youth slang to use for you!
>>727553450
It's dead, I just...fuck
>>727553450
Busy jerking off so I don't end up doing something I regret with this girl.
>>727551882
she was in highschool remember? they were talking about going to college, u can google it.
>>727552097
nice one thanks
>>727552143
im not taiga2 dont call him mean taiga he likes that more than taiga2
>>727553450
Cool. This online guy I know got the kingdoms hearts remake of 1 2 and 4 others. Going to download it later.
>>727554224
>Draw 10 year old
>Call them 17
>>727553998
Maus sounds adorable.
Any one on that list that you prefer?
>>727554032
Is this the same girl that you thought was a succubus maybe?
>>727554224
I don't know who is who now ;~;
>>727554224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IilYn6Hj0A
>>727554265
Did you mean to tag me in that post?
>>727554224
I know.
>>727554298
Yes.
>>727554295
i dont think she looks 10
>>727554496
You'll know its taiga2 if he starts calling people cunts or telling them to killyourself
>>727554587
>12 minutes
>>727554785
Maybe 12
>>727554655
Yes
>>727554295
Taiga really doesn't fall into this. Lucky stars however are a good example.
>>727554298
Then I shall call you Maus, Schnecke :3
Hmm, I'm not sure. 'Sahneschnitte' is pretty cute. It means cream slice. 'Steiler Zahn' is just hilarious.
>>727554785
That's to be expected from doom metal.
Alright, I'm back.
Sorry if I missed any replies, did some tidying up, and made me some dinner.
>>727551136
Thank for musek!
>>727550797
Sorry, was only back for a second.
>>727554895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k&t
>>727554785
most people here tell me to kill myself though, look what website we're on!
>>727554729
Wasn't she 15? And a friend of your brothers? I'm pretty sure those two thing should be more than enough for you two not need to jack off in order to not do anything stupid.
>>727554850
Oh. The way you started the post threw me off.
>4 others
Not entirely sure what you mean by that.
>>727554943
I didn't mean cute for you to use with me! There's no way I could fit the bill for any of these names.
What does Sahneschnitte mean?
>>727555004
Да, это ангел.
>>727555122
>Implying that stops people
How naive
>>727555257
How weak willed.
>>727555004
I've posted more.
>>727555192
I don't speak Russian, but with the context, I did get that.
>>727555456
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U
>>727555122
Kingdom hearts games
>>727554850
*licks earlobe *
>>727555122
You don't know me, unfortunately.
>>727555620
I don't either but I have the motivation to learn it right now.
>>727555122
I just told you, Maus. You need to read more carefully...
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