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Waifu claiming thread The rules are very simple: >claim your

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>always RP and ERP
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun
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カラミチーマス
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>>727300626
Why are you dumb fucks such losers. Get a life
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Claim

>>727300402
How do you even wake up that early
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>>727300807
Claimed -_-
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>>727300138
Guten Morgen!

Are you at work yet?

>>727300724
Y-you don't have to be rude about it!
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>>727300807
Idk. I wake up at 6 am everyday
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>>727300855
Claim someone better -_-

>>727300906
That's too early
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>>727301030
I'm claiming the best thing ever -_-
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>>727300880
Yes, I get in at 8AM.
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>>727301030
I need to go
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>>727300880
kill urself, burden to society
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1910=music started 1920-1950=classical music 1960-1970=golden age of music for old singers 1980=perfect age for rock rebels 1990=improved good music and also the year for goths and punks 2000=music is still good and gangsta songs started to appear 2001-2006=music is changing 2007=ghetto music but good and relaxing like akon dont matter 2008=some crappy music is starting to appear 2009=crappy music is spreading 2010=you gotta be kidding me this isnt music justin bieber 2011=R.I.P music goodbye...
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HUE
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>>727301239
;_;
>>727300743
interesting music
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>>727301115
I couldn't do 8... I get to school @ 8:50 and that's hard enough as is... How much sleep do you tend to get?
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>>727301071
You claimed the worst thing -_-

>>727301182
Bye
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>>727301239
I always lose it at "music started"
>>727301283
good album

who is this?
>>727301040
cute
>>727301337
Get on discord -_-
>>727301388
What resolution do our eyes see in? :o
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>>727301422
Ask an ophthalmologist
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>>727301422
Ok -_-
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>>727301330
5-6 hours a night seems the norm. Yesterday I think I may have got closer to 7, but I was just completely out of energy due to that days eating.
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>>727301239
Bands like Mr. Bungle are literally the sonic equivalent of that stupid idiot from high school who went around saying "hahaha I'm too crazy already I don't need drugz to be nuts hahhaa xD see how crazy I am" then did something like start shoving a banana up his ass in the middle of the lunch room or standing up in the middle of class and saying the word "Fart" really fucking loud or something to demonstrate the he was quirky when in fact he was just a huge attention whore who tried way too fucking hard to look weird because mommy and daddy either gave him too much attention when he was a child or too little. How can people not listen to this and not go "holy fucking shit if these people think this either sounds good or think it's 'interesting' in some way they're even worse than noise artists, because at least those people are aware they're just being provocative for the sake of it but this avant-metal/post-prog/spazzcore idiots actually think they're breaking new ground in rock n roll or proving themselves in some way to be musical genisues
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>>727300626
Who this?
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>>727301696
Kumiko Oumae
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>>727301553
Don't worry, we'll fix your eating very soon :3

Speaking of food, what am I gonna eat tonight.... Do I go to HEB and get some steaks to grill or should I eat the last of my venison from deer season?

All I know is I'm gonna get some fresh meat in me (wow that was unintentionally lewd)
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>>727301812
Worth watching the anime?
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good morning I love you all <3 <3 <3
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>>727301994
not him but it's unironically good. Best thing KyoAni has put out since Hyouka
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kenrou horo ha megami no you na sonzai de aru.

>>727301994
I like the music in it, and the art style is pretty. I'v e only watched the first season though. The story is alright imo
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>>727301994
I found it very enjoyable. It's especially good if you've been in concert band before. There's some focus on the music, some focus on character development and drama... maybe half and half.
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>>727301422
I know right. I'm pleb enough to say that I have no idea what krautrock is supposed to be but this sounds a lot like world music to me.

>>727301660
this picture makes me so hard

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Kevin is known to be THE most hung guy in shoegaze, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Bilinda's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Kevin barely able to force it past the knob, and Bilinda moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Kevin's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...
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>>727301963
I've never had Venison, if it were up to me I'd go with that just based on that.
Getting some meat doesn't sound like a bad idea, I'll add that to the things I'll look for at the grocery store today.
Well done being lewd.
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>>727302047
Love ya too.
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>>727302158
>>727302049
>>727302299
Will give it a try then. Just dropped God Eater looking for something new.
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>>727302047
good afternoon
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coffee + instant hot cocoa
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>>727301963
make a venison burger!
>>727302158
hello hello miss Holo <3 how are you today?
>>727302433
<3 <3 <3 how are you?
>>727302450
hello nobody <3 are you well?
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>>727302346
For a long time I had this theory: the impossibility of a female Kurt Cobain. What he represents, leaning against the system and yet supported by consumers, there was no woman in the world that could command the masses so utterly. The music industry wouldn't let her. This thing I've been stewing about since I saw Grimes play to 20 people in 2011, and started reading her Tumblr, and then really starting feeling when "Oblivion" came out, is that Claire is the closest thing we have to a female Kurt Cobain, smart enough to understand the system but righteous enough to wall-jump away from it. But also, interestingly, what an inversion her approach is to Kurt's. His pose was anti-establishment, her pose is post-structural. He was rigorous, she is always looking outward, game for genre-experimentation and hilarity. I feel like even if I don't like her music, and I do so far, I will always feel like she's several steps ahead of me, several books ahead of me, and that makes me feel really fucking good. Anyone who gives her grief about anything can kick rocks as far as I'm concerned
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>>727301660

You put into words what I've always thought. Thanks anon.
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I want her to be mean at me.
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Claiming best loli waifu
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Back for a little
(15-30min)
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Thread is alive!

>>727302158
Heya Holo, how's it going?

>>727302643
Hi love anon, doing well?
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>>727302356
What is your list looking like at the moment?

Ok so far we have 1 vote venison

>>727302643
Ok, venison it is!

So, what's everyone up to?
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>>727302899
I fuck your waifu daily, there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>727303043
I don't have a proper list right now. Just fruit and veg.
I don't know what prices are like, so I don't want to say I'll get something specific just to get there and be put off by the prices.

>>727302965
Hello, Taiga
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>>727300626
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>>727302899
>loli
>14
pick one
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>>727302902
Yui!
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>>727303154
forgot image
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>>727303328
Anon!
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>>727303349
How are you? How is your project coming along?
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>>727303057
well cuck'd my friend
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>>727303154
I'd recommend something like rice as well. A big bag of rice is fairly cheap and will last for quite a bit. Also it's easy af to steam rice
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>>727303318
what do you call the subject of hebephilia then?
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>>727301209
Ew. 3D girls are shit.
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>>727303318
loli is a body type
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>>727303389
Better.
Still confusing to all hell and i don't have the class today
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I dare.
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>>727302643
I am
how are you today?
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>>727303449
I think I can do that, sure.
Do you cook for yourself regularly?
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>>727302965
hello hello miss Taiga <3 I'm well, going to do some yardwork in a bit! how are you?
>>727303634
good good <3 thank you for asking friend!
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>>727302346
it's actually labelled as world on my itunes
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>>727303585
Just keep at it. You will get it. It actually gets easier from here on.
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>>727302643
doing ok I think

>>727302965
Doing okay and yew? I need some rabbit later today
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>>727302965
taiga a best!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3gVKPOqMj4
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>>727303690
I cook on occasion, but I'm a young lad (18, but more importantly, senior in highschool) so I still live with my family, and they tend to handle the cooking :3
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>>727302643
I'm doing fine, what about you?
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>>727304132
Is this in the show? or Spanish dub?
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>>727304132
this is good indeed
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>>727304056
what does rabbit taste like?
>>727304165
I'm good! I slept pretty well, and I'm going to watch more of the show Saya turned me on to after I do some yardwork!
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>>727304196
It's in the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xz-l5PjCbg
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>>727304157
Cooking regularly is nice, it's definitely a good skill to have, and even better than that is enjoying it.
I know how to do it to a degree, and I enjoy the prep for the most part. I just dislike cleaning up, and I feel like I'm spending too much money. Also I usually cook right when I'm hungry, so I'm never cooking in a good mood.
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Sup fags
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>>727304968
I'm straight, thank you.
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>>727304271
Rabbit meat has a tendency to have a dry texture similar to chicken breast, but if cooked properly can be very tender and moist(like a slowly cooked chicken thigh).
In terms of taste, plain rabbit meat has flavor similar to both porc and chicken mixed together with an hint of grass.

But to clarify, I was referring to www,rabb,it
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>>727304968
Thread killer
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>>727303789
weow super slow reply, nearly falling asleep, think I have to go lie down with my eyes closed for a while

>>727304056
My eyes want to close, so I guess I'm tired.
Rabbit sounds good.

>>727304103
Yush!
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>>727305093
Dude you're in a thread claiming a cartoon preteen as your fucking wife lol
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Cirno claimu

>>727302613
Which Kurisu are you?

The Programmer one or one of the other ones?
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>>727304968
holy shit, you're so good looking IMG0074-san
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>>727304456
I didn't know you'd like culture anime :o
>>727304968
you look like my cousin Frankie
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>>727305097
ah! that makes more sense yes.
but in that situation, why would you not just eat chicken?
>>727305157
get your rest <3
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Who wanna smoke a blunt in the Deep South wit me
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Morning everyone!
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>>727305188
I'm the most cultured person alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnuQo3rj77k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnAsTFXmGZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pinxdGZe5aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KtoKsT6fLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL9A77Fi25A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o9sWgxUstc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0stoXahQJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXZqnCnfPY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT2jpSUuGQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pdGs2kr9p0
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>>727305524
good morning good morning miss Ram! how are you today?
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>>727304495
Sorry, I'm back
What you need to do is occupy yourself then while cooking...Or, even better, get like a slow cooker and start it in the morning and it can be done right as you get home from work :3

>>727305524
Afternoon* lol
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>>727304271
Does your yard look nice?
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>>727305169
(person you replied to here) Unfourtunately I'm not autistic enough to truly believe that a character can be my wife. It is rather fun to pretend though.
>>727305173
I'm not the programmer Kurisu you're thinking of, but I do program.
>>727305397
Sorry, gangster-san, I don't do drugs anymore, good luck though.
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>>727305892
it's my parent's yard! it's okay but small. there was a windstorm a while back, so there are large branches that fell down and need to be removed!
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Claiming best girl
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>>727305292
Good question!
My answer would be that rabbit meat has much finer fibers. The hints of grass are very enjoyable. Also, the fragrance is much stronger and isn't like chicken or porc. I find it hard to describe. The fine muscle fibers along with the strong fragrance makes for very tasty pieces of meat that almost melts in your mouth.
so, (more meat, less taste) or (less meat, more taste).
When it comes down to that, it's really a matter of how fancy you want your dish to be.
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>>727305658
Having a cozy stoned day! So real good. ^^ how about you?

>>727305767
Then good afternoon to you!
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>>727304968
Your nose is so fucking big
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>>727305767
That sounds like a lot of work... I don't know that I have any kind of dedication to stuff like that outside of dota.
I'll just get someone to cook for me if I want something particularly fancy, like at a restaurant!
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>>727306128
hello hello Saya! how are you?
>>727306223
ah... that makes more sense! I'll have to try it someday.
>>727306224
I'm good <3 thank you for asking <3
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>>727306365
I'm good. Back feels a bit sore for some reason. How's you?
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>>727305902
Oh, hmmm.

I have not seen that guy since I posted to him that incomplete Theory of Quantum Thermodynamics. Been months.

Wonder if he won a prize with my work yet, proving that Perpetual Motion is, indeed, possible.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>727306564
>proving that Perpetual Motion is, indeed, possible.
kek
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claimed
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>>727306510
I'm good! I have some things to do but then I'll be watching more of that show <3 thank you for asking!
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>>727306564
>Wonder if he won a prize with my work yet, proving that Perpetual Motion is, indeed, possible.
Low-functioning autism detected
Explain how you came to that conclusion.
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I'm off to install mint on my test partition, ciao —makise
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My waifu
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>>727306669
>>727306916
Took a few mins to find the post. It could be worded better, but whatever.

Essentially, Energy IS Probability Vectors, and we just CALL "Energy" to refer to a more readily-measurable type, such as heat, light, or electricity.

So, by generating Alignment Catalysts, you can create Monodirectional Observation.
In the case of this argument, it was Shielded Dipole magnets, forming a sort of Pseudo-Monopole.
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Reminder: Rabbits are for loving, not eating
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>>727307393
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>>727306224
Thanks!
What time is it for ya?
I'm gonna guess 10:44, how far off am I?

>>727306302
Honestly, slow cookers are fairly straight forward. You don't have to, I was just thinking if you're getting home hungry and don't want to cook right then...

I know a few people who periodically turn on their slow cooker right before going to work so they can arrive home to already cooked dinner :3
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My wife
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>>727307567
3D, gros.
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>>727307645
If you don't like real girls something's wrong with you
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>>727305524
good afternoon
>>727307393
they are for hugging
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>>727307393
hello hello mister Duke! how are you today?
>>727307812
where do you think you are, mister Anon?
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>>727307886
This anon gets it
>>727307895
Sore. Had to shovel
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>>727306097
There happened to be a tornado last night, but noting big fell onto my yard.
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>>727307812
I do exaggerate, but she is not particularly attractive to me, either way.
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>>727307321
400 years of research BTFO
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>>727307513
In my experience it's never that simple. What do you even put into slow cookers that make a good meal to get home to?
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>>727307482
Come on mousey climb in
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>>727307937
ah... I'm sorry ;~; did you get a lot of snow?
>>727307944
that's good! I'm glad you're safe as well, then! it would be a sadder world without miss Rem in it <3
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>>727307895
Thought I was in the grand Line after a devil fruit
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>>727308091
No. I did four driveways, and it was pretty much all slush
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>>727308069
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>>727308065
potato soup! I can try and find the recipe if you'd like, but it's mostly just cubed potatoes, chicken broth and cream of celery, and then seasoning!
>>727308121
nope, you're on a Tuvan throat-singing website <3
>>727308136
ah... that sounds like a lot! please make sure you rest and don't push yourself <3
>>
>>727308286
I'm actually going to take a nap. Then get woken up by my mom yelling about the dishes not being done, and then casually throw my sister under the bus since she didn't do anything
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>>727308365
rest well then, mister Duke!
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>>727308716
hello hello miss Syndra! how are you today?
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>>727308059
There's a legitimate field, Quantum Geometrodynamics. There is also work on a field that is actually CALLED Quantum Thermodynamics.

The first has to do with defining the entire Universe in terms of Geometry. The second has to do with how Thermodynamics comes from Quantum Mechanics.
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>>727308888
STRONGET
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>>727308065
The friends I mentioned earlier introduced me to slow cooked Fajitas / Tacos, since all you need to really cool is the meat for those. Then it's as simple as taking the meat and putting in it a tortilla before adding the other stuff you want (you know, maybe toss some cheese in there, sour cream, etc)

Also, if you can put even a fraction of the dedication you put into Dota into cooking then I'm sure it will turn out great! I really enjoyed playing Dota with you yesterday, you're very good ^_^

Also Erick Wright, aka only way to play guy, is a god and it's always fun to see people trying out his strats ingame. If I could meet any Dota player and, idk go get coffee or something with them, it's definitely be him. Actually, funny story, I played against him once and it was amazing. This was when they had just pushed 7.00 into the test build (test build doesn't use MMR) so I was getting matched against 5k guys, and I got to mid against him! He whooped my ass, it's the only time I've ever been happy after getting fucked on mid, because he was so cool and nice and he was giving me advice even tho I was laning against him :3

Tbh, I might have been able to beat him considering I was QOP and he was Huskar if I was more familiar with 7.00, but that was like my second game in the test build so I was still a bit lost :P

Wow I'm getting side tracked here, sorry about that.... Lol, I can find some more slow cooker recipes for you if you want?
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>>727308931
fail... fuck

used it up on those Quints, this morning. =-/
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>>727308172
There's room for you too varg
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>>727309010
Stop being lewd.
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>>727307513
We're in the same time zone, huh..

>>727306365
Very glad! ^^
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>>727307321
very interesting.

>>727307393
Sorry, but my few years of working as a butcher has made me mentally unstable. Rabbits are for killing KILL KILL
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>>727308091
I didn't sleep a lot that night however, but enough.
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>>727309345
I was right? Geegee!
Also, I didn't guess my own time zone, I'm in Texas (CST), it's 1:08 right now

You're in Cali then or? Actually, scratch that, based on your speech I'm gonna say in or near Seattle (let's hope I can guess well again)
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>>727309345
Hey, Ram claimer, wanna join the waifu Discord?
We have approximately 80 members.

If so, message me on Disc: gsfordham#8222

>>727309466
Yeah, I hope to be able to actually put some of it to the test at some point, using an optimized version of the guy's device
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>>727309010
>>727308069

Stop this ._.,
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Best girl
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>>727308286
If it's not too complicated I'll give it a whirl. God knows I need more of anything remotely healthy.

>>727308995
I doubt there'll be anything I put as much time and dedication into as much as I do in dota, and I'm glad you enjoyed our game yesterday. I'm still learning how to balance the try-hard, want to win nature with a sense of having fun still.
I've sent Erick a message suggesting a brood build, but I don't think it'll take since it's really not "the only way to play", it's actually a very unconventional way to play that only works in specific matchups. But I have fun with it, maybe next time you'll see my brood?

Yes, recipes would be nice. Doesn't have to be for a slow cooker.
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>>727300626

The rules are very simple: Waifu ain't real you idiots
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>>727309791
The easiest way for me to have fun is to play with a friend :3
I don't solo Queue too often, because I just love having a good time with friends. It's in solo q that I get way too competitive (and kind of rood at times... :/)

>>727309791
Ive been working on a 1st position Venge mid build for a couple of months, I'm working on the finishing touches and then I might even make a video for it since it's centered around a few tricks that I use to get early farm... I'll probably ask Erick what he thinks once I finish it.

What do you do with Brood that deviates so much from regular? You can save it to surprise me, but at least give me a hint xD

I'll send you some recipes tonight when I'm on my PC, I have a few good ones saved somewhere lol

>>727310143
She's not real, but my love for her is <3
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>>727309791
I found it!
>
I skip over the onion and use onion powder instead, just because an entire red onion is a LOT
also ignore "white pepper", just use whatever pepper you have on hand!
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>>727310289
Sachi > Yumiko > Amane > Michiru > Makina
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>>727310308
I also use this really old /ck/ one now and then!
a lot of people said it's a little sweet and has too much brown sugar, but I just use more of everything else to balance it out
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>>727303633
same, also i like pancakes
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my life
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>>727310308
>11 servings
Lord almighty, what sort of platoon am I going to be feeding with this?
Thanks, I'll see if I can adjust it for single living.

>>727310289
Solo queue is a nightmare. There are days where I just get into a swirl of MMR loss because I refuse to stop queueing, and the match making system seems to think that I'll enjoy getting paired with the same feeding carry 4 games in a row. Thanks Gaben. -_-

Pos 1 Venge has been pretty hot this patch, I'm sure you'll find a way to make it work for you. As far as my brood build, it's just a build I use when I get laned against an LC, Axe, Tide, or any other lane comp that has a lot of wave clear but minimal single hero CC. basically not leveling Spiderlings and going full passive+ult Right click build. It's pretty fun baiting out LC duels and watching the missed attacks.
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>>727311033
miss your shorts fell down!
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>>727310876
Saved as well, thanks.
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>>727311144
it works well as leftovers as well! just eat what you want, and save the rest for other meals here and there!
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"Mc saved me from my life of living in that trailer with my mother. I owe her so much.
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don't die on me, friends ;~;
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>>727311157
her shorts are off for a reason
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>>727312322
too late
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>>727312379
Is that the reddit alien sitting on her PC?
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>>727312379
o-oh. oh my.
>>727312403
you especially, anon! please keep fighting and living!
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>>727312518
I don't think Reddit was invented yet
>>727312538
oh yes
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>>727312538
I don't know why but I can't
>>
a
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Love u boo boo
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>>727313147
what's wrong with her face?
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>>727313275
Your mother
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>>727312657
it's too early for lewding though!
>>727313021
what's got you down?
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One can never get used to 6am wake ups.
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Can I get some (You)s tonight lads?
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Claimed

>>727313962
Depends on how late you go to bed.
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>>727314007
>>727314007
>>727314007
>>727314007
>>727314007
>>727314007
Attention is a human right
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>>727313962
if you do it every day for years, maybe!
>>727314007
yes ma'am!
>>727314007 >>727314007 >>727314007
>>727314007 >>727314007 >>727314007
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>>727313650
life
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>727314007
>727314007
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>>727314189
Usual time of 11pm for me last night. Just dont feel right.
>>727314231
Ive been doing it for 3, and most of that was waking up earlier. Still not used to it.
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>>727314555
For every fake reply you give I will give him two real ones
>>727314007
>>727314007
>>727314007
>>727314007
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>>727314361
that's vague, mister anon <3 what's wrong with life? ambitions, interpersonal relations, finances?
have you considered seeing a therapist, if you can afford? I'd like to help you feel a little better today, if I can!
>>727314540
hello hello miss Tomoko <3
>>727314656
ah... I don't know then! try waking up an extra 30 minutes earlier, just so you have time to feel awake when you need to do things?
>>
Xdddd can i get (youuus)
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>>727314700
Will you also give him two fakes for every real one?

>>727314007
>>727314007
>>727314007
>>727314007
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>>727314656
If you were to sleep 1 hour more it would have been fine.
Done anything today?
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>>727314007
This really is a premium (You) I've got here.
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>>727314795
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>>727314761
hello miss Sci! how are you doing today?
>>727314795
yes you can, friend! here you go!
>>727314795 >>727314795 >>727314795
>>727314795 >>727314795 >>727314795
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>>727314220
>>727314231
>>727314700
>>727314812
>>727314944
Thanks lads

Just pretty quiet around here today.
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>>727315139
Here your special (you)
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Too many (You)s
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>>727315139
we're all here for you, friend <3
>>727315185
>>727315327
you're the kind of hero this world needs <3
>>727315377
hello hello miss Sono!
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>>727314781
It's really lame isn't it?
So lame I'd rather stay anon rather than having people remember me as someone who's always complaining about how bad of a loser he is.
>>
>>727314781
I normally wake up between 5 and 6, just a little on the later side today.
>>727314929
I literally woke up 30 minutes ago and am about to leave for work. Ive had a shit coffee and 3 pills.
>>727314944
The lurkers (You). The freshest.
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>>727315436
Too many avatars
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>>727315444
are you a girl irl?
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Gotta say playing GW2 is kinda addicting..
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>>727315032
gravy, brother
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>>727315444
Hey qt nice trips~
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pink waifu senpai how do i be not needy
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>>727315630
That's the wrong way to ask. You need to ask "Are you a girl(female) or girl(male) irl?"
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>>727315377
>>727315444
I appreciate special (You)s
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Shiro claimed.

So it's random spam edition again?
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>>727315622
If you mean me, this one is no longer an avatar. I've claimed Lain.
>>
>>727315548
there's nothing wrong with having bad days, friend <3 just please remember that bad times are only times, and you can work through them!
>>727315601
ahhh ;~; I'm sorry then
>>727315658
I'm going to take that as good! that's good <3
>>727315676
how are you today?
>>
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Claiming best goth waifu!
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People who smoke should be hanged.
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>>727315766
No link? No (You)
>>727315826
Not many people can get special (you)s ykno~
>>727316008
I'm doing really well for it being the middle of the day~
How is love-chan doing?
>>
>>727316008
no it's always like that
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>>727316134
*people who smoke should be stoned
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>>727316008
yea man. how about you and stuff

>>727316134
%((( wow.

>>727316145
you got the idea...
>>
>>727315826
is this from welcome to the nhk?
>>
>>727316145
I'm doing okay! a little tired but excited for a good day like today!
>>727316255
you can get through this <3
>>727316315
I'm doing good <3 thank you!
>>
>>727315879
Hey, sorry, I'm back, can you really climb MMR well with Brood? What's your winrate as her?

I've played her only a few times, but I find that she's easily counterable...That may just be at my MMR tho
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>>727316145
I appreciate your (You)s

How's life?

>>727316329
Indeed, I never read the manga but I feel good enough about the anime. Worth/10
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>>727316145
Hi sono.
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>>727316114
I object!
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>>727316647
You can't object!
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>>727316272
>>727316315
Not too fun when the neighbour below me smokes and that shit wafts into my place. Can't really keep balcony door open.
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>>727316114
Hello Stocking~

>>727316134
Like Samejima-claimer?

>>727316315
To stop being needy you have to more emotionally stable in life.

>>727316430
It's really nice outside where I live too, it's nice and sunny <3
What about you?

>>727316545
Life's a drag. How's yours?

>>727316551
Hey sexy how was your sleep?
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Fuzzy wifu
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>>727316822
Not sexy. Got woken up to bring my sis in school her glasses.
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>>727316442
It's not the best hero to climb MMR with. I'm still trying to hit 5k with her.
The best counter to brood (I maintain to this day and always will) is a team that doesn't want to push.
During any given patch my winrate hovers somewhere above 60% with brood. Pic related is my over all.
>>
>>727316430
thank you
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>>727316822
A drag would be most accurate. What's up?
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>>727316822
Hi there Sono!
Nice to see you.
>>
>>727317121
>>727317121
>>727317121
>>
>>727316822
I think it's sunny, but I'm keeping my shades closed! I like artificial light rather than natural light, it's too bright most of the time
>>727317059
feel better please <3
>>727317101
hello hello miss Stocking!
>>
>>727316545
Oh god yes. Usally my first recommend if somebody askes for a good anime.
>>
>>727301209
tl;dr - Posting 2D or 3D women is pointless, as you'll never have either, and it eventually turns into self-loathing.

Actually, I think I'd argue that posting someone's 2D waifu is just as pointless and unrealistic as posting girls like that, or extremely attractive women. This in the sense that getting either is practically impossible. While a 2D waifu is 100% unrealistic, I think lusting after a real woman that you'll never get close to is far worse, because you know she's real, but she is permanently out of reach, unless you're blessed with body, personality, life, and luck perfection.
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