If this post is 555555, you must have a drink now, no matter what
christ on a fucking bike let me go find something
oh
>>726555555
FUCKING CHRIST!
okay
>>726555555
Mother of God....
JOKES ON YOU I'M ALREADY FUCKING DRUNK
Holy fuck
Good bye, wine.
>>726555555
gotcha OP
MODS
>>726555555
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>726555555
Had two. Thanks OP.
>>726555555
fuckin meme magic is real
Someone archive this shit
VOODOO THREAD!
^holy mother of god winrary
>>726555555
Well thank fuck i have a beer in my hand
>>726555555
Damn, check em.
I wish.
>>726555555
Sorry it's 726555555 but it does end in 555555. Sorry you fucked it up anon.
>>726555555
roger that
>>726555786
YOU CUNT!
>>726555555
but im not thirsty
Not 21 and home with parents.
>tfw
>>726555690
This
put me in the screen cap
>>726555555
SHIIIIIIETTTTTT
Damn
>>726555825
Protip anybody who drinks is an eternal newfag.
Sorry.
>>726555555
For once, anon came through. Having a beer, as per orders.
>>726555555
AAAAAAHHHHHH
CHECK'D
>>726555555
we need a nickname for the girl in the OP. she is the new queen of /b/ drinking threads
HOLY FUCK
Well done OP, I can die in peace.
well fuck
>>726555933
OP just hit a 360 noscope on the entirety of /b
>>726555900
Kek wills it
Also checked
>>726555555
Fuck you im not drinking faggot
IF DUBS THE FIRST 5 REPLIES DON'T HAVE TO DRINK ANY MORE BLEACH.
Put me in screen cap
>>726556054
unlucky
>>726555555
What drink?
>>726555555
let's all enjoy some TorchTits to celebrate
>>726555555
But how
>>726556055
checked
>>726555555
time to drink
pUT THese Ballsak in screenshot
mickey mouse league
Thanks, man
what
>>726556092
>talks about dubs when 555555 just happened.
Blessed
>>726555951
What anime is that?
>>726555555
I know this is either a mod or a scriptkiddie but ill honor it guess ill take a shot of honey whisky
>>726555555
WHAT
>>726556166
Watamote
how in the nigger...
>>726555555
well this post pretty much solved my dilemma, thanks.
Checking in on this legendary thread
SHOT TIME!
I wanna be in the /b/ histories too.
Here you go newfags
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/4891-4chan-get-modified/code
Congratulations now we all know how cancerous this place is.
Bye~~~~
>>726555555
I'm 18, I'll drink 1.5 liters of water before sleeping though. Play a little Russian Pee Roulette.
...so it hath been written
Epic bread time
I hope a protein shake counts, i finished all my alcohol on st.pattys day
I am standing on the edge of time.
Looking into the abyss, I see nothing, but a glimer of hope; a memory and vision that enable one to cope.
Memorie of what could have been; what still might be, if up o me shall not go unseen; visions of utmost beauty and life of someone i would call my wife.
But, alas, it was not meant to be.
Beauty above all life; above all the lilies in the field.
I field my thoughts and send them with a cry.
Like sails, I raise them up and hope for the wind to carry them high; off along the field of time; back to a place where a memory and a vision lies, back to a place where no one cries.
But if it be a place I cannot reach, then this edge of time I will breach, But what of the memories and visions left behind, forever lost in the sands of time?
Maybe a whisper and a name will lead them where they should remain; without me, enough to per-sway just how much I love
Alizee
>>726555555
Include me in screenshot
>>726555555
i didnt wanna do anything productive today anyway
>>726555555
420 blazed and loaded in booze
Fake news
HACKS!
>>726555555
>>726555555
Holy shit let me go get something
>>726555555
meme magic makes me drink!
>>726555555
BRB, gonna go spam this on every other board.
>>726556409
Include me in
>>726555555
trash
>>726556641
include me.
>>726555555
Just drank
Some fanta
>>726555555
man fuck i was about to go to bed
best thread ever.
>>726556684
Truth is a conclusion that I hope we reach
post pics anons!!!!
Include me plox
>>726555555
>>726555555
fuck me
whiskey time
>>726555555
>>726555555
Modsmodsmods .. hackers
But im a muslim how do?
nonsense
Thank you OP. Nice glass of Whiskey. Love you <3
fakkkkkk
>>726557071
go shoot up a store and grab something dumbass.
>>726556302
How do you actually use the thing, though? I have it installed but I don't know what to put in the field or what the buttons actually do beyond a guess.
>>726555555
HOLY SHATSNIZZLES
>>726555555
>>726556390
what song is this?
>>726557222
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/4891-4chan-get-modified/code
oh shit, it works.
>>726557296
google it and tell us
>>726557296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMexg8nF0kU
>>726555555
>>726557296
this is a poem not a song. And I had to compress the lineto make it fit
Congratulations.
>>726557339
No it doesn't. That was an accident.
>>726555555
Holy shit. Down goes the whiskey.
This thread isn't as crazy as I thought.
what a legend
>>726555555
WITNESSED
>>726557342
i tried that. figured it was translated
>>726557388
putain
>>726557423
ohh:\
makes sense i didn't recognize it as any of her songs.
>>726557549
nothing at night is... the americans are sleeping
>>726555555
Scripting faggot, you don't deserve those sextuples
>>726555555
Fuck dude. I'm at work.
>>726555555
Time for a cold one lads
Include me in screen cap senpais
>>726555555
WITNESSED
>>726557630
I'm still awake actualy.
>>726557613
I didn't write it but it was so beautiful that I kept it. I was written by a guy named orion in 2003
>>726557669
>>726557669
>>726557669
NO MATTER WHAT
>>726557630
Amerifat here. I am
>>726555555
Oh shit...
>>726555555
Good on you anon. This is a great accomplishment. Feel proud.
Legendary
>>726557788
nice trip dubs,
you from >>726549060
>>726557742
Cheers. I wanted to quit anyways.
>>726556086
Any moar anon?
>>726555555
>you must have a drink now, no matter what
b-but i've been sober quite a awhile now.
fuck it
All I had near me was milk. Better than water for this at least. I'm like those straight edge movie people.
>>726557630
We don't sleep.
fuck dude i gotta be somewhere tomorrow. oh well whats the worst that could happen.
>>726557908
just cause this thread is worthy of celebration
>>726555555
Must be a fucking mod, so that shit doesn't count.
>>726557973
No.
>>726558026
all dressed up and no place to go QT?
Moot has blessed us with first
Nice.
Screen cap
Holy fuck OP
/thread
what the fuck op
You faggots are surprised?
MODS=FAGS
screen cap me dirt boy this one is going to the moon
>>726557739
yeah, i like it.
i kindof wish it were a song so i could listen.
>>726555555
But it's 726555555, not 555555
>>726555555
Posting on bread of legends
>>726555555
Well, fuckin shit... cheers, I guess? lol
>double 555s
close but no cigar
>>726555555
Yes I will.
>>726555555
Well I guess I'm having a drink then.
>>726558035
Feel free to continue
*CAW* *CAW* *CAW*
can we talk about the girl in the OP?
well, itt has been foretold of the one that would banish reddit and save the board back to its 2006's state and this is our savior, also I got some cool dubs check it. bsh did 9/11 dubs of truth
>>726556390
Can you at least include the poem op?
>>726555555
dammit. Didn't expect to have to drink, and now I have to. Going to raid the fridge. Later.
MY MAN
>>726555555
PT in four hours, but fuck it. Kek has spoken.
Okay you win OP. Luckily I just happen to have most of a bottle of cheap scotch sitting on my kitchen bench. Be back in a minute.
I also want to be part of history ayoo
>>726558926
you were already kings and shit. that's enough history for you.
Checking in
SHOVER
573
>>726555555
I'm giving blood tomorrow anyways, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>726555555
Leets fkin gettem.
Its a brindis boois
How the actual Fuck?
P.S. I need moar whisky
There goes 2 years of sobriety
>>726555555
Wow, screenshot taken.
>>726555555
toasting in some epic bread that really isnt that big of a deal
>>726557388
Why Is This Titled Kill Me Baby Dance?
today op was not a fag
>>726555555
Postin' in ebin thread.
OP was not fag.
ENLARGE TEXT
My AA sponsor is gonna be pissed about this.
Oh fukkin well... kek demands it
You will never see the 6 dubs called cleanly again in your entire life. Everyone who witnessed this moment is forever changed.
4chan just entered a new era. EMBRACE
Hi there r/4chan
>>726555555
Nothing to drink and I'm all out of piss. Cum it is.
>>726559476
Pleb. OP is always fag.
>>726559622
Cum on, you couldn't just drink your own blood?
Been drinking Old Milwaukee, gonna have some more.
>>726559980
Fuck it, I'll pack a bowl.
i made another cup of tea.
So who else is actually drinking with us?
>>726560378
here
>>726559980
>>726560127
Yeah nigga I'm joining you.
>get muh drink on
>and muh smoke on
>but tfw will never go home with something to poke on
>>726555690
>>726555857
You still have to drink another one, though, OP made no exception saying unless you are already drunk.
>>726555555
>>726555555
This type of luck is fucking sorcery
>>726555555
Drink up!
posting in legendary bread and drinking..
no voodoo curse plox
>>726560534
>>726560609
3edgy5me
>>726560472
I always got something to poke on.
>>726555933
Like Hexaget-chan?
>>726555555
Well shit. Good thing I'vew got a drink in hand.
>>726560609
That pussy nasty!
>>726555555
>>726555555
>>726555555
>>726555555
>>726555555
>>726555555
>>726555555
been sober for about a year now, this seems like a good enough excuse to drink
Wew lad
>>726560757
You're either talking about your wife or my mother, aren't you?
>>726561078
kek^u^
>>726560882
Worf juice anyone?
>>726561078
Wife man, I'm not a "your mom" guy. I'm better that that.
Just took my first couple sips of whiskey for the night. Feeling not so bad.
>>726561111
Nice quads
>>726555555
Im fucked up on hydrocodone and drinking arizona does that count?
>>726561195
>that that
>>726561225
Hell no, the man said DRINK! Get it on!
>>726561210
I agree
>>726561263
Yeah, that's what I said said!
Is.... Is this real life?
>>726555555
Drinking
Whiskey
Now
>>726561210
>>726561341
aww, thanx guyz: ^w^
I drank my Chef Boyardee sauce and now I feel like sin.
>>726555805
regular milk
Regular milk
REGULAR FUCKING MILK
die in a fire
Does Nyquil count? 10% and I have nothing else alcoholic in the house.
>>>>726561569
hey fuck you
>>726561590
That'll do pig... That'll do.
>>726561155
Kind of does look like Michael Dorns forehead
>>726561111
Is this a get thread?
First tits with flashlights and now this....its a good year for 4chin
>>726561195
Okay fair enough. Glad it's going well for you anyway.
>>726561891
Thanks, friend. Hope all is going well with you.
>>726561818
nobody will believe this, but I'm the OP of both threads
>>726555555
>>726561699
>Is this a get thread?
<( ̇ ˘ ̇ )> it might be.
>>726555555
Congratulations king faggot. Thought I was done for the night. Now having some Sake
>>726562066
>>726562066
Indeed.
>>726562066
>>726562166
>>726561699
>>726561111
>>726561155
that's enough dubs guize
>>726562166
umm......
>>726558028
Yeah that's where I'm at. Deciding to stay up and drink rather than go lay in bed for a couple hours and think about dumb shit. First adderalls at 8am sharp... good luck soldier
>>726562210
This. It's getting out of hand.
>>726555555
good jorb OP
Indeed
>>726562066
>>726562166
>>726561699
>>726561111
>>726561155
>>726562233
>>726562166
>>726555555
heres to you OP, you glorious bastard
>Be me
>Be yesterday
>Manage to kill an entire bottle of tanqueray in 2 hours
>Puke all over my trashcan and floor
>Pass out
>Had a fucking hangover at work all day today
>Implying i'm drinking any time soon
Nice digits tho
>>726555555
Toasting in epic bread
>>726562233
>>726562255
You're telling me
Taking a shot for every double I see
>>726562255
How did I even?
>>726562500
Okay this is just silly now.
>>726555555
I poured myself a shot from the bottle I only do one shot of on special occasions. They don't make this one anymore.
Legendary get thread is legendary
>>726562500
Shoot
That is a Capital idea, old sport!
You poor, poor man. Do I need to call you an ambulance?
>>726561400
I got dubs!!!
>>726562634
Okay I think it's over now.
>>726555555
is 190 proof everclear without chaser ok?
>>726562692
I'm getting all the eights
Been drinking and had finished my final beer... saw this.. fuck Op.. had to finish a bottle of expensive reisling wine ive been putting off even though it was starting to ferment into vinagar.. you made me finish it before it went bad THANKS OP! Sharing pic of my GF as reward
>>726562763
>>726562788
close, but no cigar.
>>726562734
Tastes like peppermint flavored gasoline. Good enough for me.
Sneaking into dad's liqour cabinet for this
>>726559224
Kek
i came
>>726562833
honestly its not that bad
>>726555555
Witnessed
>>726562788
very nice. where is her fav place for cum?
>>726555555
im chugging
fucking CHECKED
>>726555555
Wat
It's 10:20 am here. I got one beer bottle in the fridge. Not sure it's a good idea.
>>726562833
>>726562788
Two more shots
>>726562935
It can literally power a car
>>726563088
how fucked could one beer really get you?..
>>726562968
Prolly on mah cock
>>726555555
>>726555555
... aight then whatever you say boss
>>726555555
Put me in the screencap
>>726563088
Im pouring down whiskey, pussy.
>>726563177
>>726563211
>>726563255
>>726563088
Nevermind that it's only one beer, if you're home at 10:20am what the fuck are you even doing with your day that precludes you from drinking it?
>>726563352
It's probably having to wake up at 3am for work...
>>726555555
>>726556157
SAUCE
WHOA
glass of wine for you, op
off i go to work, now
WHAT IS LIFE
made it
>>726555555
WHAT
nice script OP :^)
>>726555555
Well shit.
Had to
>>726563610
Long enough file name?
>>726555555
>>726563459
If anything that sounds like you need it more. Have a sip of some spirits, pack something and smoke it. Do something.
Damn just as i told myself id throw up if i had another. Very much witnessed
>>726563961
>>726555854
Nigger
Get you some Bailey's
Put it in milk
Pretend it's iced coffee
???
Profit!!!
>>726555555
Wtf man omg
Fuck you op, it's 10am and only have the gf's girly peach drink right now
>>726555555
>>726555555
>>726555555
WITNESSED
>>726565010
any port in a storm, kek demands it. post a pic of it
>>726555555
Been off /b/ for weeks and now that I come back, this...ah fuck it i was already drinking anyways
>>726565090
Probably fall asleep from daytime drinking, so got into bed just to be sure
>>726565276
Fuck, that shit's nasty
page 8... everyone drink up before this thread dies
>>726557641
Hee probably doesn't even deserve sex.
>>726555555
Script kiddo
>>726558035
Those are some ugly ass tits
Amazing!
>>726555617
Kekles