Waifu thread
Previous: >>726425247
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>726435216 holo
I am confus
>>726435241 mako
It is to me
>>726435249 koto
I agree, also does she enjoy or not like het tail being pulled on?
>>726435646 juvia
Well in that case....
still here
>>726436632
Probably not, it sounds to me like she'd probably find it uncomfortable. Pet and caressed maybe but not pulled on
>>726436632
RIP. Any reason for it?
QOTT: would you let your waifu dom you?
>>726436660
wheres mash?
>>726436632
That isn't permission to get too lewd
>>726436861
Maybe.
>>726436861
Yes.
>>726436861
I'd be disappointed if she didn't.
>>726436783
Idk i thought the same thing about girls hair...
>>726436821
Just got fired, license maybe trapped in a neighbors mail box, can get new job without license
>>726436986
Dammit....
>>726436563
Hello Juvia
>
>>726436632
> Hug
>>726436660
Tomoko.
>>726436861
I doubt she has it in her but sure.
>>726437092
Would it be so greatly different?
>>726437092
Why is it trapped in a neighbors mailbox? And if it is, why can't you just get it from them?
And how'd you get fired?
>>726437092
Behave yourself now
>>726437147
Hello purple panties...
I mean Hanako
>
Sorry(ish) for not baking. Was busy reading.
>>726436864
WHO ARE YOU
THIS DUDE JUST POSTS THAT PICTURE RANDOMLY AND I REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE STORY AND MOTIVATION BEHIND IT
>>726436861
>>726437147
Grabs and makes out with juvia
>>726437178
Thats what im saying girls like thier hair pulled if done correctly/lewdly figure a tail would be the same
>>726437232
Because the mail guy fucked up and gave us his mail and them ours. But he lost his mail key and is a renter and the landlord has to get the new one but he lives in sweeden..
>>726437387
I cannot
>>726436861
Course. She wouldnt.
>>726436926
Havent seen them in a week.
>>726437147
Hanako.
>>726437387
>Perv
How are you?
>>726437565
Well what do we have here~
>
>>726437574
Oh my.
>>726437740
How are you?
>>726437574
Oh, I getcha. If it's like a gentle grip or something like that, not a full on "party popper" yank.
Then maybe. I could see if it was something more sensual like that
>>726438082
Hanging out playing cs go.
>>726438082
Well well welll look who it is!~
I really wish i could stay I'm very tiered so I'm going to cuddle with juvia and sleeping
Nighty night
>>726437574
Stop being so lewd
Nighty night love
>>726438082
I am no perv
I'm alright but really tired
>nighty night
>>726437574
>Lives in Sweden
What the literal fuck...
>>726438177
Fun. Are you winning?
>>726438300
How are you, love~?
>>726438495
Goodnight Juvia.
>>726438617
>>726438617
I dont know. Game hasnt started yet.
>>726438495
I cant help it
>>726438113
Yeye
>>726438510
Welcome to commiefornia where everyrhing is a corporation and nothing is effective.
>>726438617
The Destiny grind continues!
>>726438799
Ah, good luck.
>>726439190
As usual~ How's it going along?
>>726439801
Its going ok. Just messing around in casual.
Here
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
I made some nipple buns
>>726439917
Sounds fun.
>>726439938
There.
>>726440140
Yummy.
>>726440384
Its not really.
>>726440473
Dont know.
>>726440384
Tasty indeed
Goodnight all
>>726440701
Goodnight! I'll probably be going in a few minutes after I finish this bun
>>726440473
Within yourself.
>>726440582
Oh, maybe play something else?
>>726440613
Can i have one?
>>726440701
Goodnight Tali.
>>726439801
I get crap.. again!
>>726440880
I wish I could throw things at my monitor and have them teleport yeah
I can always give you the recipe if you don't mind having to make them
>>726440880
Yeah trying LoL. Not going to go well.
>>726438822
K~u~r~o~n~e~k~o
>>726441115
wanna try a game with me? :^)
>>726441230
Im already playing with people sorry.
>>726441397
Its okay im bad anyways.
>>726440880
Good evening Hanako~
>>726441336
Bedtime I guess..
Good luck with your team
>>726441454
I'm bad too, sort of. hopefully we can play some other time if you need a mid laner
See ya folks. Don't let /waifu/ die in my sleep.
>>726441703
Night.
>>726441020
Well damn..I'm sure you'll get something good soon, just keep at it!
>>726441029
Ooh yeah that would be nice.
>>726441115
Why not?
>>726441564
Good morning Firekeeper~
>>726441703
Goodnight.
>>726441761
Because Im bad.
>>726441761
Well I got an arc sparrow.. that's something eheh
>>726441761
How are you feeling tonight sweetheart~?
>>726441228
Hello~
>>726441943
Git gud then.
>>726441949
What are you hoping to get?
>>726442137
I'm feeling good. What about you?, how's your morning?
>>726442408
Cute smile.
>>726442567
A good roll autorifle... despite having twelve of those
>Who's that winner
It me
>>726442567
That's great to hear.
I've slept only about 6 hours, but I'm pretty well. Just having some breakfast.
What are you up to tonight? Any plans?
>>726442679
Give me attention
>>726442964
Will do.
How goes your day, Tomo?
>>726442526
Louise.
>>726442635
Hey you can never have too many.
>>726442762
That's good, what are you having? Just chat around here for a bit, maybe watch a movie or something. What about you, work?
>>726436861
It would be adorable...Or very very dangerous.
>>726443142
That's a swing and a miss. Strike three, you're outta there, winner.
>>726443203
>>726443144
hanako
>>726436861
>Implying I'd let anyone dom me
>Ever
>>726443324
what
what's happening
Also hi there
>>726443144
Some bread with white cheese. Nothing much, I hate eating much in the morning.
That's also nice. And if you're into that, maybe watch some Samurai Jack? Not exactly an anime, nor a film, but the series is the coolest you can get and it's making a return now. Highly recommend it.
And yeah, in about an hour I'll have to go. But till then I'm all yours~
>>726443144
Tru, whatchu up to honey?
>>726436861
I doubt she'd want to, but of course.
>>726443428
You linked the wrong person.
Hello!
ftw
>>726442968
I LINKED THE WRONG PERSON
See here >>726442968
>thanks shizu
>>726443633
How goes the night, friend?
>>726443800
I linked wrong again
>>726442968
I just wanted to ask how you're doing
>>726443800
Hahaha, you linked the wrong post.
Strike four? Or maybe just a foul ball
Pretty good, how about yours?
>>726443901
Today I learned I'm the worst at posting ever
mine could be better, but it doesn't totally suck.
Why has yours been good so far?
>>726444012
It happens sometimes. Everybody will misslink eventually
Ehh no particular reason. Just been going well overall.
>>726443334
How are you?
>>726443477
Sounds good. i loved that show, i keep forgetting to watch the 2 new episodes that just came out, so i might watch them then. How much longer until you go back to school? I'm glad to hear it~
>>726443530
Just listening to some music for now~
>>726444167
>going well overall
Ah, that sounds nice.
I think I could still turn mine around in the next hour or so with some decent music and a hot shower.
Thread's really empty tonight, damn.
>>726444370
Not bad, been yu gi oh ing and took my tough test.
You?
>>726442408
Are you still awake? How's life treating you?
>>726442964
Morning Syndra <3
>>726444381
That sounds pretty nice.
Yeah, it's actually been fairly quiet all day, relatively speaking.
>>726444370
And tastes even better.
They're definitely worth the watch, especially the second one. They really went with the character development, it's awesome.
Three weeks, including this one. And the teachers don't plan on making this time easier either, I already got 3 projects ordered in the time we were gone...
~
What are you thinking about?
>>726443800
Its okay.
>>726443867
Ill just be alone.
Claiming best girl
Morning
>>726444688
Yeah, nothing those two things can't fix.
Familiarity is comforting.
>All day
Strange. I wonder what's up.
>>726444370
As usual~
>>726444771
No, be a winner and talk to me.
Tell me about your day.
>>726444820
G'morning.
Or night, over here.
How goes it?
>>726444962
Morning. 9:52AM here.
How's you? Haven't seen you around in a while.
>>726444962
It was ehh. Just playing LoL and its going ok. Win lane lose game.
>>726444610
That's good. Was it the Philosophy one? I'm good, didn't really do much today.
>>726444690
I did see a short clip of the second episode, and i like the tone the show has now. Wow 3, they aren't giving you guys a break at all. Mainly about what i'm gonna do tomorrow. What about you?
>>726444854
I was gonna play a game but i just couldn't get in the mood for some reason..
>>726445178
>league
>Ever
I trusted you
>win lane, lose game
Bummer of a feeling, though.
Been there, sorry to hear that.
>>726445056
I'm alright, I guess.
>in a while
Define "a while"
>I always have to interrogate people when they ask
>Because I leave for extended periods constantly
>>726445467
Yup!
That does sound like a nice sorta day, to be honest.
>>726445516
>Define "a while"
From when I last talked with you until now.
>>726445517
Hai Louise. How's you?
>>726445467
They went really mature with the show, you should definitely watch it.
Yeah, but at least we got to see how real life works and all that. And truth be told it makes me want to go back to kindergarten haha
Well then, what are you gonna do tomorrow then?
Hovering cheese tosters would look funny, and flying umbrellas should be a thing. Also, they should make an underwater tank, now that would be awesome.
I want to fly, too.
>>726445516
It wasnt my choice.
>>726445764
That's fair. But I also can't quite remember.
How're you, then?
>>726445854
Were you pressured into playing league?
I've also been there.
>>726445467
There's always another time!
good morning
>>726446043
Yes. sadly.
>>726446099
Morning.
>>726446043
Think I haven't seen you in maybe a week at least..
Oh yeah, forgot to reply to that the first time. I'm alright, still trying to wake up.
>>726446222
whats up smugmoko? dont say tanks again
>>726445517
Yeah lazy days are pretty nice.
>>726445801
I was pretty excited when i heard they were making it more mature. Haha if only, those were much simpler times. If i don't have work, which i won't know until the morning, i was thinking about either going to see a movie or go shooting. An underwater tank would be pretty sweet actually. If you could be granted the ability to fly, but had to have wings (proportionate to the human body), would you do it?
>>726446089
True,i'll probably play some more Dark souls tomorrow~
>>726446624
No its LoL this time. The first gif you posted looks like the drool girl.
>>726446670
There ya go! Make me proud!
>Shower time, brb
>>726446696
it is indeed the drool girl! need to get around finishing her folder at some point maybe the weekend. what are your plans for the day friend?
>>726446805
Of course! Let me join you~
>>726442567
Thank you, anon. It's one of my favorite pictures.
>>726444614
Oh? I was about to sleep.
Well..
Tons of unnecessary drama and family stuff have been getting in the way, mixed with a bunch of other stuff.
I'm sure it could be worse, though.
How about you, mysterious anon?
>>726447045
Why does she drool? Its 1 am but I may go to the store.
>>726446670
I was excited anyway. It's Samurai Jack! Damn I love the show.
Yeah, times where girls were stupid and you could piss in a corner. Truth be told not much changed, girls are still stupid haha.
Huh, talk about variety. Well, I hope you'll get a day off and rest a little. And shooting sounds fun, tho never tried it myself.
Yeah, imagine a tank driving off a plane into the ocean screaming "I go kill submarine for Motherland!"
Well, sleeping would probably be a pain, but sure thing I would! I mean... I could fly, and that's awesome by default!
Also, imagine a wingjob. Like a handjob, but with wings. That would be cool as hell. And I'm pretty sure you would like it, too~
And how about you? What superpower would you like to have?
>>726447178
well her bf is addicted to the taste of her drool. also she apparently produces massive amounts when something makes her happy for some reason. getting a late night snack or somesuch to keep up energy for league?
>>726447560
[grabs ur ears]
If you had my love, and I gave you all my trust
Would you comfort me?
>>726447611
............................chen!
>>726447471
Hot. I just want to walk around at night and need an excuse.
Sorry, I was making a video
>>726445764
Good! How about you?
>>726446670
Looking forward to having one soon
>>726447755
night walks are always nice. at least if it's not too chilly! but seeing as it's 1 a for you, it's likely you live in california and that isnt a problem.
>>726447452
Haha true, though you still can piss in a corner, just if you get caught the punishment might be a bit more severe~ Thanks. it really is, you should try it one day, unless you can't where you live.. Damn that sounds like it would be fun. i wouldn't be surprised if that has actually happened before. Same here, plus having wings would look pretty damn cool. That actually sounds pretty nice, i bet the feathers would feel really soft~ Hmm probably telekinesis or a super healing factor.
>>726447987
It gets to be a problem in winter where I live.
>>726447611
It took me a solid 5 minutes to place that after i read it. Not what i would have guessed you'd listen to.
brb shower
>>726447611
Sup
>>726447772
I'm alright. Doing some GW2 dailies even though I don't even play it that much.
>>726448097
Oh well, the trick is just to not get caught then... I think I can do that *Shadow Jesus stealth mode enabled*
Sadly you have to have a permission to do it, and getting it is a real pain. It's really dumb...
Well, things tend to happen, especially in Russia...
Truth that.
Oh yeah, really, really soft~
Telekinesis would be really cool, or mind-reading. The healing factor is also pretty nice, but if you still felt 100% of the pain... Well, that wouldn't be that cool anymore.
And sorry, but work calls once again...
Have a good night Hanako, sweet dreams~
>>726448532
Well, are the dailies themselves fun?
>>726448575
Taking lessons from the master of stealth huh~ Aww that sucks... hopfully one day you will be able to try it. Oh silly Russia, where would we be without them. It's alright, have a good day at work! Thank you, Goodbye Firekeeper~
>>726448676
Ehh, it's alright. You get prizes. Lots of chests popping up. That's fun.
>>726448875
Yeah! That is!
Blehhh I honestly am too tired to make good conversation right now, I'm sorry
See you all tomorrow
>>726448333
Drake's new album, because its hyped on /mu/?
https://genius.com/Drake-teenage-fever-lyrics
>>726448435
Listening to music
How about you?
>>726449153
Drinking with friends
>>726449182
That's good since its hot as hell right now.
>>726449262
It rained while I was riding. That sucked.
Well i'm going to sleep now, enjoy the rest of your night/day! Goodnight everyone.
>>726449354
Uh. Rain is so comfortable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWurQPnJ3LU
Not when you're driving, but in general.
>>726449393
Night.
>>726449456
Its real comfortable when Im at home. Slow rain on a plastic patio roof is just amazing for chilling. But rain on the road while I ride is just anger and rage.
https://youtu.be/r9xUofg0B04
gottagobye
>>726449807
See ya.
>>726436861
She wouldn't let me be on top anyway.
>>726450180
Morning sono. Sleep well?
>>726450222
I slept very good thank you for asking~ Have you slept yet?
>>726450350
No no. Not till at least 2 hours from now. I'm actually walking to the store right now.
>>726450404
B-be careful...
>>726450461
I'm a big kid sono. Besides it's a ghost town around here at night. I like it.
>>726447073
The usual
Please dont call me mysterious it sounds too edgy
>>726450542
My fault. Where I'm from you'll get jumped if you're out alone at night...
>>726450674
It would be nice to walk with someone but that isn't going to happen.
>>726450727
Why do you choose to be alone when you want to be with people?
>>726450839
I don't know. I want to be around people but when I do I also want to be alone again. Can't seem to find a balance or maybe I don't like the people. Tomo
>>726451158
>>726451158
>>726451158
Dammit rabbit
Miscommunication
>>726451143
>>726451207
in a weeb thread?
no fucking way
Fucking baker elitists
Never give up.
>>726436861
only if she sits on my face after fucking another guy
awh