Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>725366020
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
>claiming
Claiming best girl
>>725376724
Because I care <3
>>725376793
Naked for real? It's really cold where I live right now and I can't stand up.
>>725376917
Standing up to get naked? Are you even trying?
Claim
>>725376834
>>725376917
baka post the lewds
カラミチーマス
Mash come back
>>725376961
gdi beat me to it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_MTDf_3MNA
>>725376960
no...im not trying
>>725377041
Of my waifu? This is the only one I have
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>>725377059
I'm Mash.
>>725376917
Aren't you nice.
>>725377155
Please don't let her eat me.
>>725377125
>only one lewd
>Mash
Yeah, no.
>>725376960
Grumpy taiga is cute taiga
Claiming true waifu
>>725377260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k&t
>>725377256
I tried.
>>725377248
Why would she eat you?
>>725377260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
Still here
>>725377297
Hey!
>>725377297
She cute too
Onesies too comfy
>>725377323
Oh I thought she ate people.
>>725377358
Freckles~
>>725377125
Oh well.
>>725377306
>>725377323
*screams in Katsuragi*
>>725377420
Don't be silly. Saya is a nice girl and wouldn't harm a fly.
>>725377125
No, you aren't.
>>725377468
You're... you are... weird. I have to lay down again, I'm sorry bye.
>>725377542
S-sick!
>>725377570
If you say so.
>>725377420
Pinky~
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYjPEXKETU
>>725377707
That start, my ears are kill.
>>725377769
RIP headphone users
Shower complete
>>725377875
Cold one?
>>725376906
>implying booze is better
Also fix your hair
>>725377846
At least it turned into listenable music a few seconds in, I forgive.
>>725377875
Welcome back
>>725377875
Pics or it didn't happen.
:^)
>>725377933
A life without booze and coffee, a sad life, a life I don't want to live.
Hair is just fine, thank you.
>>725377619
Try to make me believe you're Mash.
>>725377913
Hot, always
>>725377936
Thanks
>>725377941
I guess it didn't happen then
>>725377936
Young Kurt Cobain wrote that
>>725378108
Dahh no fun. Oh well. Wasn't expecting it anyways.
>>725378070
Nah it's lit, you should try it
Is Rapunzel your waifu now
>>725378108
Cold shower is good for you though.
Beat Nameless King yet?
>>725378202
No thanks.
Hair fixed now, yes?
>>725377358
Hello friendo. I asked last night but I didnt see if you answered. You said that the father was some sort of officer. Was that police or military?
>>725378070
Booze is a must. I just am not a fan of hot drinks. I feel drinks should be refreshing. Not hot. I can drink coffee when it's needed.
>>725378365
Your fault
Still thick af, but fine
>>725378389
Can agree on the hot drinks part, it's below freezing outside and pretty cold inside, so it's nice with something warm.
>>725378199
No one gets those
>>725378223
I did, and I I restarted
>>725378564
>claimed
>>725378683
Sure sure... That's what they all say right before their fun bits get plastered all over the thread :o
>>725378389
VDV, Soviet/ Russian elite paratroopers. People still look up to them to this day.
>>725378683
Was it easier than Gundyr?
>>725378906
I had help :o
>>725378944
EEWWWWW!
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>>725379087
Hey, I pulled my weight
:o
>>725379178
It'll feel much better when you beat them without help.
>>725379468
Yeah, I only got help with the last couple of bosses. Didn't feel as good as the beginning ones
>>725379468
It is time...
>>725378843
Oh geez. So I hope he's a cool guy and not one of those "what's this boy doing in my house?" Good luck.
-=ERP: HIGH SCHOOL=-.
Good boy kid that always gets A's and everyone likes but he only wants to find love: Jiro
Naive slut that gets pretty bad grades but everyone loves her because she's so nice and easy to trick into sex: DMG
Chad Thundercock, Football Team leader that every girl wants to fuck: Owain
Charismatic drama club leader that bribes his grades and wins every talent show: Mettaton
Attention slut girl that is always on her phone and everyone likes her just because she's hot: Jinx
Possible drug dealer kid that sleeps during class and everyone likes him but really he's kind of an asshole: Mecha
Retarded special ed kid that everyone and their mothers try to avoid, joined the football team just to look cool: Chat
Suicidal girl that fucks and cries afterwards: EGG
Foreign language girl that rarely appears on screen but she's pretty good when she does: Mootykins
Autistic kid that thinks he's a supervillain: Paul
Creep that really wants to date the Asiatic foreign school student: Magnum Dongs
Drug addict girl that sleeps in class and fucks and really doesn't care about anything, has a black boyfriend: Lapis
Cheerleader team leader that everyone wants to be and gets perfect grades, occasional narcissistic bitch: Trixie
US History's #1 student, pride of school: Iowa
Nerd who gets shoved into his locker every day: Boco
>>725380089
Nah, he's a great guy.He left the army after an injury. Besides, our parents are childhood friends that call one another almost weekly.
Have to take my Mom to the hospital. See you all later.
I love Kumiko!
>>725380904
I thought you went to sleep
>>725380989
Different Kumiko
>>725380989
There's more than one Kumiko poster :o
>>725380592
Ok, ok! That's good. I'm glad to hear that. I've met a few "I hate anyone trying to talk to my daughters" type. Luckily I've always been quick with good responses. So I at least have always kept them off my back. Good luck
Here
Chakuritsu Aisukurimo claimed
I've completed my research on the worst times to get on waifu
>>725382352
Care to share your data?
>>725382414
All times he observed the thread was shit
>>725382520
But it's always shit
>>725382414
Whenever you're not on
>>725381590
Well, I'm back in the Netherlands and won't be seeing them till July. I'll see how things go. BTW: can i add you on discord?
Lucoa will always be mine i will always be here
>>725383395
even when this season is over?
>>725383522
you shut your mouf
>>725382910
I'm not really sure how to use it. But I have an account.
>>725383611
Well, I'm off to work. Here's my discord if you want to add me: phinal#6673
Claim
>>725384423
get on discord -_-
>>725385214
Nice feet
>>725385173
Don't tell me what to do -_-
>>725385419
get on discord, old man -_-
>>725385456
You could say please -_-
>>725385518
please get on discord, old man -_-
>>725385570
Ok :o
I woke up and the entirety of my right leg was numb.
>>725386734
That doesn't sound good, any idea why?
>>725386911
I fell asleep, obviously, in a very strange position. When I woke up I felt numbing pain, and I was dared to move. Turns out I couldn't feel my right leg.
My beautiful wife <3
hello hello friends! how is your monday so far?
She's beautiful
>>725387207
>>725387112
Probably nothing worse than it falling asleep then, good.
>>725387207
Ooh Betty
>>725387375
>>725387808
Someone post chara lewds
>>725387874
What anime is that
>>725383880
Seems simple enough. Let's see what happens. Nice picture, sorry you had to go to work
>>725387874
I laughed to much at this.
Friendly bump
Damn I need to learn how to get into online gaming, I feel as if I'm missing out.
>>725390051
It gets boring after a while
>>725389654
hello miss Hiding!
>>725390051
hello miss Sono! it sure is quiet today!
>>725389654
what's this?
>>725390082
Alice stop being so nice to me, I don't deserve it.
>>725390130
Oh yeah that's because it's the middle of the American work day and everyone is being a slave to the machine.
>>725390242
What exactly did I do?
I'm back.
Goodmorning everyone
>>725390242
that makes sense! I hope their days are also well <3 I'll be sure to ask them later!
>>725390302
Alice keep being nice to people <3
>>725390379
hello miss Shizuru!
>>725390389
hello miss Hama!
>>725388806
A very basic romcom you shouldn't bother watching.
>>725389128
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>>725390130
hello "not drunk" friend
>>725390195
what ?
>>725390082
If it didn't take so long to get boring maybe I would be in a better place now.
>>725390302
You're just being too nice to me and I'm not use to is ><
>>725390379
Back from where?
>>725390389
Are you tits, or are you norm?
>>725390455
Mondays are always hard~
>>725390389
Morning Hama
>>725390455
I wouldn't really consider myself to be nice
I thought I was Duke
>>725390542
It's been boring for me for years. I just don't know what else to do
>>725390555
>checked
I'm generally pleasant with most people. There are exceptions to the rule, of course
>>725390455
Hello Anon
>>725390555
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Look at the filenames
>>725390575
Morning Taiga
>>725390555
w o w those digits! and that's understandable, having to transition back to working after a relaxing weekend
>>725390609
you are nice <3
are you Duke or Alice? you can choose!
>>725390651
how was your sleep?
>>725390455
Hello. How goes?
>>725390555
See >>725380895
She's fine, just waiting on test results and what they decide to do with them.
>>725390470
But it looks very familiar and I'm curious
>>725390771
Alice is my waifu, so I guess calling me Duke is more appropriate
>>725390609
How do I get on your bad side?
>>725390651
What about them?
>>725390771
Lol
Well most people here go to school anyway so they might have an even tougher time transitioning.
>>725390818
Yikes is she okay?
>>725390609
How hard can it be to find something to do? Days are very limited and I'm sure there's plenty of shows you want to try, and that's just a start.
>>725391068
There is no one path
>>725391110
All I do is watch anime and play video games. I don't go out, because no money to do things, no one to do things with.
>>725390837
It's OreImo, silly.
>>725391068
Nothing to freak out about. Preliminary thoughts are tending towards gallbladder issues. My uneducated guess is she'll have minor surgery, but nobody knows right meow.
>>725391207
You leave me no choice. . .
>>725390818
I'm well! I slept a lot! how are you?
>>725390878
I'll remember, mister Duke!
>>725391068
well I'll ask how their classes went, then! I hope they do well <3
>>725391334
What do you mean
>>725391219
No, the characters on the side.
I always read that backwards and think it's a comic of her calming down.
>>725390470
I'm sorry for the way I acted yesterday. That is simply not who I am. I hope you can forgive me.
>>725391207
Have a longer than usual wank, exercise, read a book, try to learn something. I'm not the most qualified person to say this but for me it just feels like every days is way too short.
>>725391255
>meow
Cute
Anyway was it caused by an infection?
>>725391353
I don't know if they would want to be reminded of school but go ahead~
>>725391367
I don't know lol it was an empty threat
>>725391353
Could be better. Hospital was boring, and while i'm not really worried, having someone you love in there is worse than not.
>>725391482
That's why you sleep as little as possible, to get the most out of each day
>>725391493
Oh. That's fine then
>>725391561
I grew up in a bad neighborhood/city, so when someone is nice to me I get really paranoid.
>>725391493
Not a clue. She literally went in a bit less than three hours ago now. They're doing all the lab work still, and as i said, the gallbladder guess was just the result of them poking and the broadest sense of her symptoms.
Claim
>>725391687
Well, I am generally cautious of friendly people as well. So that's not such a bad thing, I think
Think of it this way, it's the internet. I can do no harm
>>725391511
I understand that, yeah, hospital visits are never fun
I hope it all works out well, even if it's nothing to worry about!
>>725391687
are you paranoid about me as well?
>>725390771
I slept well
>>725391068
You'll know its the real Hama by looking at them
>>725391851
that's good! I hope the rest of your day is as great as your waifu <3
>>725391855
hello miss Mado! how was your weekend?
>>725391745
Wait, wait, wait, wait,... wait. She went in with no signs of sickness?
>>725391792
Is that a boy?
>>725391794
Fufufu, I've met a few people who are capable of hurting anyone with their words. Even ignoring them is no good.
>>725391837
Very. The friendliest ones the most sinister.
>>725391851
And are you the real Hama?
>>725391998
Thank you anon
>>725392080
Yes I am
>>725391446
Those two are the supposedly future children Kirino and Kyo would have, as a result of their incestuous relationship.
>I always read that backwards and think it's a comic of her calming down.
That wouldn't be as fun.
>>725391468
Oh?
It's alright anon, you have nothing to apologize for.
May I ask if you've claimed in these threads before?
You seem a bit.. familiar, I don't know why.
Hello everyone how are you all doing?
>>725392080
;~; I'm not evil, I swear! I just want everyone happy!
>>725392303
hello miss Blue!
>>725392303
I'm doing swell, how about you?
>Say no to lewd
>>725392080
I can't say that I've had that unpleasant feeling. Sorry t o hear about that though
>>725391837
Thanks.
>>725392080
She was sick. It wasn't major symptoms, more just persistently annoying on par with a flu for a few weeks.
>>725392208
I honestly saw this image 3 times before I realized that was the joke, but aren't they photoshoped in from another anime? the art style feels a little different.
>>725392303
Hio, I'm doing alright, just having dinner.
How are you tonight?
>>725392396
The level of lewd makes it easy to tell the Hamas apart, that's how I do it.
>>725392443
aaron?
>>725392208
I have. This isn't who I posted as. I can tell you that we never had a conversation with each other previously.
>>725392612
Nope.
>>725392370
Miss Komichi
>>725392396
I'm doing okay, I can tell the difference between you and the other one
>>725392541
I'm okay just finishing my presentation
>>725391998
Pretty good, over-all.
fuck you all
by:Yuiko
>>725391561
I could use the same argument and say that you should sleep a healthy amount of hours to get the most out of each day.
Is it really worth to sleep 3 hours less if that means you will be tired and unable to focus all day long?
>>725393256
Yes, yes it is 100% worth it
I feel like I need to wake up earlier, but I dont really need to.
>>725392143
hmm...
>>725392303
Ayyyylmao
>>725392370
So that you can have an easier time getting them into your trap~
>>725392424
I'm glad it never happened to me!
You should be careful though.
>>725392443
Ah I'm sorry to hear that. Do you live with her at least?
>>725393321
I think waking up is always a good idea, even tho the start is slow you can see the good results faster, I think you dont get as stressed too
>>725393372
Oh, I thought it had happened to you, from what you said. Apologies
I don't like being careful
>>725393372
Currently, yeah. She's still in the hospital, so it's not like i'm watching her or anything. I got replaced as caretaker so i got some food and now i'm here.
>>725393372
Feel better?
>>725392861
miss Komichi I will remember! I'll do my best!
was your day well?
>>725393018
good good I'm glad!
>>725393372
the trap is making them happy though!
>>725393321
hello miss Rory <3
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