Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>723825209
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Shielder claimed~
Best girls
>>723828404
but tell me about him
Claiming best girl
>>723828654
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaayayayayayaayayayaayayaayaayayaayaayayayaayaya
https://youtu.be/r9xUofg0B04
>>723828627
Like what?
Nothing is cumming out
>>723828176(Aya)
Who wouldn't
>>723828296 (shiro)
Dreikäsehoch!
>>723827669
Unfortunately, you are wrong. Thank you for playing. Why are you concerned about my age anyways?
カラミチーマス
>>723828670
what do you want to know?
>>723828460
fixed that for you
don't mind me just posting best girl
how's everyone day going?
>>723828766
The system must be rigged, right?
>>723828697
Hello my goose
Im trying to claim for the first time but this shit is going too fast
>>723828146
I guess if that's your hobby, it's a unique one.
>>723827653
The trick is to slowly narrow it down.
>>723828074
Great, that makes me look better ^.^
>>723828854
Which system
>>723828854
your goose?
>>723828837
i feel so special having 2 entries uwu :o
>>723828762
That's a problem then..
>>723828936
now are you the :o poster or other table maker
>>723828814
Because you're so shy and it's cute~
>>723828823
i want to know about stocking, what does he talk about with you?
>>723828918
would you like to be my first?
>>723828920
yeah, if Aya is no longer the only 10 then how can I be MVP?
>>723828936
Yes my goose
>>723828937
im okay, just a lil' unstable
how about you?
>>723828980
one of the :o posters uwu
>>723829007
why am i your goose?
Claim
>>723828837
Am i that Tomoyo or is it someone else?
>>723829007
Oooh, well I guess you're still #1 tho
>>723828983
Hi. Feeling better after your walk?
>claiming
>>723829007
A shared first place is still a first place, right? Best for both of us.
>>723829076
nu
>>723829056
I shoot geese in the winter so you can be my rabbit or something
>>723829074
dats right
>>723829074
>forgot pic
glad jelly isn't here to see this
>>723828983
Euhm... It's an honor to be offered something like that. But I would much rather spend time with you whilst being alive
>>723829058
there are more of you? :o
but you in this case
>>723829156
are you going to shoot me :(
>>723829023
A bit bored. Babysitting this blind deaf cat until friday. Got my laptop, but can't really play any games on it.
>>723828404
That's a pity.
>>723828983
I'll be honest with you
If she went to talk with me, and said that, I would need medical attention because my heart stopped.
>>723829133
Did it at least help a bit? Must have been freezing
>>723829167
ah okay, i can respect that
i apologize for being off today, i can't seem to control my honestly
>>723829056
but aren't we all :o posters
>>723828983
we talk about each other
>>723829238
why
>>723829128
I suppose she is a cute tbh
>>723829200
No why would I do that
>>723829195
i don't think so but i wanted to make sure
>>723828646
8/10
>>723828654
7/10
>>723828696
3/10
>>723828752
7/10
>>723828766
5/10
>>723828774
4/10
>>723828814
7/10
>>723828844
7/10
>>723828918
7/10
>>723829058
8/10
>>723829076
9/10
>>723829128
9/10
>>723829327
Didn't you say you raised it to 4/10?
>>723829227
you should give kitty lots of pets and cuddles <3
>>723829251
want me to pretend to be her?
i used to hangout with a lot of goth chicks in high school
>>723829253
i can't remember the cold but i remember it being pitch black
it helped a little...
>>723829280
about what?
>>723829421
The effects of a hug only last so long.
>>723829311
are you unhappy with your rating
>>723829327
<3
>>723829309
>some do
>all day every day
>>723829280
Because he doesn't love you.
>>723829260
It's fine, it's nice to see you not being too shy once in a while
>>723829479
No, it's good
Still here.
>>723828766
Dödel!
>>723829309
>chara
>feel of intelligence 'high'
Nigger you cray.
>>723829272
maybe :o
>>723829285
you called me your goose :(
>>723829577
I changed it though didn't I :)
>>723829567
Hosenmatz!
>>723829422
It does sound refreshing. Just be careful you don't get sick.
>>723829422
I've been carrying him around every now and then. He sometimes gets scared and confused when awake, so I prefer not to bother him too much.
>>723829545
its just an act
>>723829444
we talk about a lot of things i dont know what you want me to say
>>723829520
hes does love me
>>723829552
>>723829554
glad to hear that
>>723829567
nah it's tru u cool
>>723829567
still kike
>>723829631
i don't think you have ever been nice to me :(
>>723829645
A good and enjoyable act
>>723829683
I changed it to be nice, ungrateful of you
>>723829455
I'd like one of these delivered to my house please
>>723829633
What with the golden star, juden?
>>723828330
Yeah, that too.
>>723829664
>>723829761
that's still not very nice :(
>>723829769
what happened to your other trip you kike
>>723828590
Why don't we get together and fuck with the rest of /b/? What's the point of having one thread, when you can have them all?
>>723829461
>>723829633
Doofnase!
>>723829671
I talked to him. He aint. He cray too.
>>723829683
Still gringo:
Op what a weeb faggot kill yourself nigger bitch
>>723829820
It stands for sherrif, now get into your cell
>>723829926
4/10
>>723829769
>>723829643
i'm more surprised I didn't get eaten up by wolves or wolverines. sometimes i believe god is looking over me when i go for solitary walks
>>723829644
that's extremely cute
does he nyaah at you?
>>723829660
what is his favorite topic to talk about with you?
>>723829748
imikusabainperson
>>723829832
did you really make that picture? I like it a lot
make moar!
>>723829832
Rekt
>>723829853
Other people have it because I did a dumb -_-
>>723829999
>chekt
Does that mean I get one?
>>723829943
still a faggo:t
>>723830028
again? -_-
>>723830028
Perhaps.
>>723830031
You wish, knob gobbler.
>>723829943
Rotzlöffel!
>>723830099
uwu
>>723829660
Only he doesn't. You're expendable. You'll be left behind as time goes on. Because he doesn't need you.
>>723829943
Nah he smarty
>>723829922
Because then the rest of /b/ will fuck with us
>>723829422
That's a request I thought I would never hear outside of a game or show.
I'm unsure how to answer that
>>723830067
It's the same one, the Aliceuu.MM one is the one that I dumbed
This is the one I'm using now, I just didn't change it on my faptop
>>723830081
I can't wait!
Evening guys! How's everyone doing?
>>723829853
I can never please you, I give up
>>723830145
>>723830024
It's good that you didn't. Probably would hurt to say the least.
>>723830186
shit
>>723830024
Sure you are comrade shielder ^.^
>>723830145
was wish yo
>>723830181
ok -_-
>>723830188
don't give up ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya(xkikesymbol)
Oh, I see what happened. I was using my other browser before
>>723830223
cheeeer uppppp
>>723830024
It's pretty sad tbh. He cries like a wounded beast when he gets lost.
>>723830211
>>723830186
Bad
>>723830223
That sucks :/ What's up?
>>723830373
>>723830186
Still doing I guess, you?
>>723830297
That sounds so sad, you better come running to save him then.
>>723830117
Esel!
>>723830126
rawr x3
>>723830147
He loco:!
>>723830028
Don't bully!
>>723830024
No, but I wish.
I'll try to make a Ruby box pic tho.
>>723830432
Shrek!
>>723830493
Spongebob!
>>723830432
loco e buono
>>723830526
Patrick!
>>723830426
Super tired, I swear my cat's draining my energy while I sleep.
>>723830482
You deserve it tbh
>>723830539
loco no bueno
>>723830567
Is this the crusty crab?
>>723830606
:(
>>723830661
No this is Starbucks
>>723830024
you made it home okay from your walk?
>>723830661
johnny, la canta esta muy loca
Good bye everyone.
>>723830134
you're very difficult to talk to, you want us to be your friend but you won't talk about yourself when we ask....
>>723830176
well i hope you open up to her more
goth chicks like when you talk to them first
>>723830186
cute
>>723830220
oh once a wolf has you it's over and they're like 6ft tall when they stand up so it's pretty scary
>>723830242
im pretty sure no one will be my friend if i was myself. maybe i can be myself with you...
>>723830297
that's adorable, i would leave him there and watch him freak out >.<
>>723830482
rubi is ultra cuteness~
>>723830728
mhm! but i don't remember coming back!
>>723830621
My grandma sweared the same thing and that's why she was afraid of cats.
>>723830128
he does no need to be jealous
>>723830814
ask me anything
>>723830376
just my social anxiety kicking in much harder than normal for the past few days
>>723830289
I've tried
>>723830278
I can not help you, I have failed.
>>723830661
>>723830727
This the new form of yes no maybe spam?
>>723830621
Spooky, if that's the case it better pay back in full in the form of cuddles.
>>723830814
well, I'm glad, be safe wherever you're going now, hon.
>>723830814
Bye.
>>723830814
Go ahead if you want to, I can't judge you
>>723830920
What's the core problem
>>723830922
No, this is way more sophisticated
>>723828590
>>723830426
Yeah. That's pretty much what I do.
>>723830814
It really isn't once you hear him.
>>723830412
Cutie.
>>723830922
just as bad as the yes no spam
>>723830993
I don't know
>>723831034
You gotta have at least a tiny clue we can follow up on
>>723830920
:(
>>723830661
not ok
Sup fools
>>723830814
Damn, you're leaving.
Oh well, I can't even talk to my friends normally so I can't be expected to talk to a complete stranger.
>>723830644
Why would I deserve it ;~;
>>723830814
Yeah she is.
>>723830818
I couldn't bring myself to be afraid of her, far too fluffy for that. I may need to think of moving her scratching post out of the room I sleep in though.
>>723830920
:( I know the feeling my dude. Hope it drops down again soon for you, and while it is acting up, some good food and a comfy sofa are the way forward!
>>723830922
Yus, I'll make sure that I get all the cuddles from her! When she comes out of her lair that is...
>>723831208
I think it's sometimes easier to talk to complete strangers than friends..
>>723831302
Because you're a bulli
Worse than Ruri
I couldn't find a waifu I liked so I drew her. Her name is Miss Alice, she is a 10 year old emo girl who attends a floating highschool in the sky. She's dark and goth like Wednesday Adams and has a wicked, almost cruel, sense of humor.
>>723831208
I thought we were your friends
>>723831088
I dont want to tell too many people because of muh privacy
>>723831098
I'm sorry
>>723831315
I dont think it will get better with whats going on in my life
>>723831208
Hey, we're strangers too. Feel free to talk to us
>>723831315
>draining energy
>lair
This just gets more and more ominous
Anastasia claimed.
>>723830727
Starbucks sucks :o
>>723830791
los pollos hermanos
>>723830922
Similar, but on a much higher level, du Döspaddel.
>>723831098
Not. Good.
>>723831405
You can tell me on steam if you want
>>723831315
Do that yeah.
>>723831208
Every time comrade shielder leaves all of a sudden you can feel a part of you die off.
Anyways, what is it you can't talk about?
>>723831362
BUT I NEVER BULLY YOU I ALWAYS TREAT YOU WITH LOVE AND RESPECT.
>>723831404
I feel like she has a gun on her
>>723831488
siege hail
>>723831516
maybe idk
>>723831504
good
>>723831405
are you
>>723831504
>I love Anschluss
I'm not even mad
Yes it does
>>723831569
Always there to talk
>>723831399
it's beautiful. color me jealous.
>>723831569
where would she hide a gun in a tight skirt like that?
>>723831322
It's hard for me, especially since it's a girl.
>>723831404
I didn't even know I was considered people's friends, aside from literally one dude I've known for a real long time.
>>723831488
Real life, not on an online platform.
>>723831655
>it's beautiful. color me jealous.
thank you
maybe I should claim Wednesday
>>723831568
>calls me a faggot all the time
Claimed!
>>723831405
You're probably scared that people will steal your waifu, so you go paranoid and kill hookers.
Happens to me all the time, perfectly healthy, and having one of the kids in my basement monitor the thread and report whenever someone mentions Shiro's name makes me sleep much better at night.
>>723831625
Very. Bad.
>>723831644
Best waifu needs best fashion.
>>723831726
I mean, I also just consider everyone a friend, so.
>>723830868
Does your voice soothe him to sleep? Has he spent every minute of his day in constant contact with you for the past year? You're correct, there is no need.
>>723831809
But seriously impressed by your shiro collection
>>723831655
It would have to be small
>>723831625
yes!
>>723831644
I know
>>723831809
idk about that my dude, how many hookers are we talking?
>>723831405
That sounds pretty ominous. I won't bother you for any clues or whatever. I wouldn't want randos on the internet asking me about my issues. I will say that whatever it may be, I hope it's something you can manage to beat.
>>723831488
Nawww, her lair is the space at the back of the recliner.
She's the type that only goes near humans on her terms, When she's hungry, or when I'm carrying hot drinks and look trippable for example!
>>723831569
Plan encated! Scratching post is now in the kitchen!
>>723827099
>i'll be fine
We'll see.
*licks your hand*
I'm dotaing so I'm semi-afk. Phantom Lancers don't know how to lane equilibrium.
>>723831969
youre pitiful
>>723832005
Are you early baking a new thread there
>>723831726
Think of her as if she were a sack of meat, or that she's just part of your imagination.
>>723831809
good
>>723832005
ok
Just drew this on pen and paper pls r8
>>723831976
I've been claiming for years, so naturally I made a lot.
I'm especially proud of this one.
>>723832005
Unfortunately I'm not allowed to make any comments on the ongoing trial, but if you really love your waifu then no number can be too high!
>>723832029
it's completely out of my control unfortunately
>>723832164
I'd never do such a thing
>>723832212
good :)
it looks like something came up, I need to head out. love all of you.
>>723832291
Omg that's epic lmao
>>723832304
You better not or you'll end up like mash
>>723832375
bye :)
>>723832291
I understand
>>723832375
luv u too <3
No time to explain, give cute waifu pic
>>723831754
It's out of love!
Faggot <3
>>723831565
I can't talk about anything really.
At this point my friend can say anything to me like I can say anything to him.
>>723831885
That's you. You may be more socially active than me.
>>723832183
If only it were that easy, but I guess that'd be disrespecting her. Either way I can feel the back of my mind losing interest.
>>723832375
See ya.
Renge Miyauchi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ0iciXCZoM
Claimed
>>723832400
This one too.
>>723832411
Seriously though, crippling anxiety is a bitch.
For me lying to everyone including myself kinda works enough to get around. If it's not you, but a act there's no need to be afraid.
>>723832516
No it's not, you double faggot >:(
>>723832262
Better than I could do.
>>723832644
B-BUT ALICE!
>
>>723832613
topkek, so much effort
>>723832484
>>723832613
It's pretty bad, I've stopped doing thing sI'd normally do because of it
asdf
adsfasd
>>723833612
>>723834615
sage sage sage sage
Stop bumping a dead thread you fucking faggots.
New one here: >>723832761
>>723835057
Bump.
>>723835057
bump bump bump bump
>>723835139
hello:
>>723835276
yeah
>>723836412
me too:
>>723836488
uhn
>>723828837
for a second i tought your waifu is missingno