Waifu claiming thread.
Previous >>723664448
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723669950
>by 7th grade I had no value in human life and was full blown raciest.
Cont
>by 8th grade I was figured out
>Had to get a counselor out of school.
>Every fucking week
>That went on until I was 17 (18 year old fag here)
>Fast forward to high school
>Was though to be suicidal (I kinda was) by some of my peers
>Thrown into a fucking mental hospital for 3 weeks.
>It was gonna be for an entire month but was released due to "Him being just fine" In truth that is bullshit
>I fucking hated it there
>Was an asshole towards everyone
>Told I could not have phone on me
>Lied, kept phone with me for a week.
>they find me on it one day
>Anon why do you still have you're phone?
>Because you believed me
>They took it
>I went apeshit after that.
>Locked down a PC with Heriens boot CD I found laying around.
>Only I knew the pass
>Lot of other shit but i don't feel like explaining it all
>FF to softmore year. Have a decent group of friends starting to become less raciest in public and smarter.
>find out what 4chan is
>/pol/ and /b/ reach out to me
>Suck me in
>Take my soul
>spit it out
>And replace it with kek
You can figure out what happens after that
Cont?
Tanya Claimed.
>>723670780
Waifu claiming thread? Really? I don't even know where the fuck to begin. Like, Wow, Seriously? I'm not judging you or anything but do you have serious mental disability and no social life?
How fucking pathetic is that?
This is who i am talking about
t.mado
claiming Tohru
HAHAHA
>>723670866
>>723670535 (Louise-chan)
I'm worried about you. You're working at a dangerous hour.
>>723670733
It's a laptop, not a laptop one uses to watch anime or YouTube videos, or gaming, it's more for programming. But I'm going to use it for hacking.
>>723670931
That's pretty cute. >>723670965
Huh. Well be careful with that.
>>723670780
>>723670844
>>723670931
>>723670937
>>723670965
>>723671027
I'm so sick of you niggers who post anime pictures.
Why don't you faggots watch normal shows with real people and not weird looking long haired animated boys and girls that make giggling and moaning noise all the time? its so fucking gay.
>>723670765
I think I am going to have to make a vampiric dragon the Big Bad of my current vampire-themed campaign
But the Man Behind The Man will be a human vampire patriarch
>>723670965
Its gonna be okay, I got my own car so I'm out right after my shift and filling up my gas tank
>>723671036
Heres a censored pic, im on the left obviously.
>>723670844
Are you okay now?
>>723671044
Rwby isn't anime buddy
>>723671098
(X)
>>723671044
Why are you in a thread with us sick fucks?
Isn't there a normal thread with real people in it somewhere? :^)
>>723671036
I can't get caught, don't worry. It's community wifi
>>723671044
rude
>>723671095
do you have a gun?
socal is dangerous
>>723670733
Wha?
As usual
>>723670734
Yeah i suppose. Won't claim to not be bored, but at least i'm relaxed now.
>>723671139
ok
>>723671098
That looks accurate but not a lot went into it it seems. Could be wrong. >>723671178
You never know. Don't want to see you go to prison or something.>>723671185
I said she is wearing rags
>>723671095
But you wont solve trade routes being closed with explosions, napalm or barrel golems. Thats our 3 plans.
>magic mouths on them all
>repeating 'dont be a bigot, suck on my spigot!'
>empties napalm over big bad from crotch mounted spigot
>lights dick on fire
>everything burns
>>723671318
i've been to prison it's not so bad
>>723671098
I find it funny how big the censor box on the right is, makes it look like she's got an enormous head.
>>723671178
Sure don't
It'll be fine, it is very unlikely I will be crimed at!
>>723671325
I
I am unsure if I would hate or love players like you
>>723671318
Do not insult toobie's fashion!
>>723671318
That was the point. It was very easy.
I'm not talented ^^
>>723671406
She does have a huge head, but it was just an accident to make it like that.
>>723671044
Refer to>>723670952
>>723671109
Depends on your version of ok.
>Tanya
>>723671424
why would it be unlikely? if i saw a little girl with dark blonde hair all alone at night i would be all over that
>>723671498
are you mentally stable enough to blend into society?
>>723671383
I couldn't talk to you then. >>723671430
But it's a bit slutty don't you think? >>723671469
That works. Well do Mado?
>>723671554
As long as nobody who knows spills the beans I can for the most part.
>>723671593
yeah you're right, i think they'll drop a dime on people who are hackers
>>723671424
Oh we killed a thought devourer by dropping a cathedral roof on it in a different campaign. But in the social one we've committed 2 murders against people who deserved it, burnt down a tavern to cover our tracks, converted the big bads forgotten vault into our own fortress, kidnapped the captain of the guard by knocking her out, getting her into our vault and having the ninja impersonate her and storm out the front acting all belligerent, I bit the middle finger off a gnomes corpse to send to the big bad and basically caused him to panic. While remaining squeaky clean ourselves.
>>723671498
https://clyp.it/y3p0uq1w
>>723671593
But i want to put in a little more effort this time.
>>723671686
Yeah so none of that ok?
>>723671214
nice ears
>>723671648
we could be really good fwiends~ im not racist though
>>723671719
>Tfw no DnD for another week because CUNTS CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP A FUCKING SCHEDULE
>>723671758
Well what characters do you like?
>>723671762
it's only a dime though! i could do that standing on my head
>>723671593
I don't think it's slutty! It's great fashion!
She's not wearing underwear,it's actually a leotard. So that plus the dress makes it a lot like what ballerinas wear
Hallow is gay
>>723671831
Good question my dude.
>>723671971
Yeah figure that out first at least >>723671855
I don't want to wait that long to talk though. >>723671878
Uh ok.
>>723672039
Just for you.
>>723672039
ok i won't do it, but i will learn how to do it though, but i won't hack anyone...
So hey guys what's up
>>723671758
He has not fallen yet....
>>723671813
Everyone who goes on /waifu/ are technically friends if you ask me. We are like a wolfpack.
Besides Ik people who are not racest and most of them are pretty chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-1x4iBXGUI
But who is the Alpha male?
>>723672093
where are you from?
>>723672085
Mash don't hack things, it's gonna be my job to keep them secure
>>723672131
oh i can't watch youtube videos on my old phone, gomen!
>>723672064
How special am I? >>723672085
Ok that's fine I think
>>723672131
>iron cross
I like your waifu
>>723672134
Austria
>>723671554
...Well now I am a little worried
But its okay
I'll get in my car
Get my gas
And leave
>>723671719
I definitely want players like you
Mine are unimaginitive as all hell
>>723671822
We're playing on Monday you dingus
>>723672199
Wolfpack, song by Sabaton.
>>723672093
Haxor waifu?
>>723672085
Do you want my botnet?
>>723672131
long live the soviet union though.
>>723672231
enough
going to bed nini friendpals
>>723672252
>austria
Ayy, I'm flying out there this Summer
>>723672356
Ah, that's great! Where are you gonna go? And does that mean you know german?
>>723672277
Nah just a scientist
German soldier waifu?
>>723672138
i won't hack things~
>>723672231
it may be a useful still in the future~
>>723672252
Are you going to visit Chara?
>>723672258
Listen, if someone bumps your car from behind in the middle of the night DON"T come out to check the damage.
Just keep going and get the plate number, okay?
If you come out the car he'll smack your head with a tire iron, and rape and kill you. That's what I would do at least.
>>723672277
i miss music ;~;
do you listen to a lot of music? does it stable your mind?
>>723672316
hmm not yet~
>>723672258
Shush, I meant this campaign.
>>723672356
:^)
>>723672452
>Where are you gonna go?
Into Charas bed. :^)
>>723672085
Ya can you not hack shit? I'm going into cyber security. And it's going very well, 2 certs at 18 years old.
>>723672316
Holdup, gonna have to stop you right there with that heresy.
>>723672252
The fatherland will rise someday.
>>723672316
Night. >>723672485
It may be. Good to fill your time too
>>723672508
But if I don't hack stuff you'll be out of a job.
Think about that.
>>723672599
iwishyouwouldfillmyassalready
>>723672485
Who knows, maybe one day
>>723672620
Hmm true please hack stuff <3
>>723672508
I even have an iron cross at home, you jel
>>723672500
Sounds comfy
>>723672543
wew lad
>>723672485
Always am listening to something while on /b/, or just on the internet in general. And I guess you could say that yeah.
>>723672452
Major Tanya von Degurechaff from Youjo Senki. It's a newer show I really recommend it if you like WW1 history combined with what strikes witches is just with no lewd bullshit.
>>723672620
Just don't go after any satiate stations go after the gov or something idk.
>>723672665
I didn't quite hear you right.
>>723672786
Remember Chara belongs to Louise!
>>723672786
I'm going to hack
THE WORLD
The world
ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᶫᵈ
>>723672452
Vienna, actually!
No, I'd love to learn, but..I shouldn't need it, I'm gonna be with a native speaker the whole time.
>>723672485
Why have you thought about that so much?
T-that's pretty scary
I dont want to be raped and killed
>
>>723672500
>into Chara's bed
Y-You hush up
>>723672917
>attempt to hack the world
>>723672786
I got this>>723671498
Planning on getting these.
http://www.ww2sale.com/allgemeine-ss-officer-black-visor-cap-tdjz230.html
http://www.ww2sale.com/ss-panzer-uniform-zctj057.html
https://www.cdnnsports.com/gsg-stg44-22lr-wood-stock-25rd-mag-no-crate.html?___SID=U
Might only get the gun but eh I like to dream.
>>723672824
what albums do you listen to? i mean what are your favorite albums?
>>723672893
I SAID I WANT YOU TO FILL MY ASS WITH CUM
>>723672824
but then you'll be bored all day with nothing to do. that's why i have to hack you
>>723672994
im sorry for scaring you, it's what my parents did to me when i was little
>>723673078
THE WORLD
>>723673134
Ah. Noted. You didn't have to yell it. Za wuardo I think it's spelled
>>723672994
Ah yeah, where else, it's the only big city we have.
Ha, go for it. True then, plus the average austrian has decent english skills, so if you'd try to talk to one in badish german they'd most likely respond in english. How long are you gonna stay and what do you plan to visit?
>>723672917
I'll try to keep that in mind
If it's just that
>>723673078
Ah cool, maybe I find an oiginal one if I search at my grandparents
>>723673134
Lewd
Scaring me isn't helpful though!!
>>723672252
>>723672093
>>723670780
Who is this subpar thing any why would you claim her out of all the options? I do not understand.
>>723673078
I got this
>>723673134
Sabatons Album called "Heroes" is fucking amazing. Each song is about a war hero that is very under looked.
For example in the song smokeing snakes it talkes about a patrol of three Brazilian Expeditionary Force soldiers who a contingent of Germans. They refused to surrender and fought to the death.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroes_(Sabaton_album)
>>723673303
Lucky bastard. An original STG-44 (depending on the condition) is worth a LOT. some goes with the uniforms.
https://youtu.be/aiNKk3fPed8
Can't stop listening to this song. The end of the song makes me sad.
>>723673303
To be perfectly honest the only concrete plans I have are the date I leave, the day I return, and where I am gonna stay.
I'm staying two weeks
Tsugumi is underrated as hell.
>>723673282
i'll be waiting for you then...
>>723673303
and louise belongs to me
>>723673329
it's actually a common way to get a woman out of their car. they come out and you say "omg did i bump you? i'm so sorry, i'll call my insurance right now!" then you get a nice clean hit at full force to the head
>>723673404
i wish i was a music buff like you, thank you for the information~
>>723673078
and that
>>723670844
You are whiny little faggot that need to grow a spine. People don't care who you are or what you think. Get over it.
>>723673494
>And Louise belongs to Chara
Ftfy
I-I don't want to think about me getting beaten and raped
Let's talk about something else
>>723673494
You are a bit far away. May need to work your sore bits more.
>>723673363
>IMG-20161112-WA0002.jpg
Only because of that I believe you. (Don't know what phone, apple phone?)
But that's honeslty really cool. That a first class cross?
>>723673494
Np
>>723673504
The hell is that? I don't recognize that award.
>>723672824
It sounds nice, put it on my bucket list
>>723673470
Ha, that's enough time to see like all of vienna :p
There's not really much outside of the city you can reach in a comfortable time tbh so just check out all the cool places like Schönbrunn or Das Haus des Meeres ("House of the sea"), which is an aquarium built into a ww2 flak tower
>>723673699
You get it for service as either part of a tank regiment or poineers (in this case) during ww2
>>723673494
so many claims here, who even is left
Can't stick dick in hologram :(
Look at all you pathetic faggots. How social inept do you have to be to pretend a fucking 2d image is your "waifu"? Get a real fucking woman you underage fucks.
>shitposting robot claimed
>>723673699
Samsung phone, ha
It's second class I think, and the other one is from the Austrian "Comrade-ship" thing I think
>>723673880
beep boop
>>723673699
Also this if we want to go deeper
(silver medal of honour ww1 with the Austrian Kaiser on it)
>>723673647
>>And Louise belongs to Chara
>Ftfy
Ehehehehehehe
>>723673854
!!!!
That sounds really really neat!! I'm asking about it now
>>723673647
Okay I'll be normal. How was work this evening?
>>723673678
I hate waiting but if it's for you then it's worth it. Just don't keep waiting too long.
>>723673699
Did you get into a lot of fights in school?
>>723673854
You.
>>723673855
/thread
>>723673880
What if I want a man? Women are icky.
>>723674042
NO
>>723674164
then get a man
>>723674164
Plane tickets cost more than 8 dollars
Bork.
I return, with cereal.
>>723674134
I-I said hush! So I maybe like Chara, what's your point?
>>723674164
Also Nep says if you touch me he'll turn you into his pet/maid/slave for life!
Which seems a little lewd to me, but I'm just passing on the message
Work is slow so far.. What are you up to?
Claimed
>>723674192
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>>723674324
Nice I just had some life cereal and peach lemonade which is surprisingly really good.
>>723674324
Welcome bork
What kind of cereal you having?
>>723673854
Ahhh, ok.
>>723673855
Technically you can. You just don't feel anything
>>723673880
Gonna have to stop you right here heretic.
>>723673991
Guess it all depends on what is n the back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfOc0NoZk60
>>723674100
I could tell it was from WW1 because of "Kaiser" being on there. I'm more of a WW2 guy but I actively getting into WW1 stuff.
>>723674164
I used to from time to time. Not anymore. School I got to know has people I can agree with. It's a career tech school. I'm in the IT section. We get collage credit just for being in the fucking class and certifications up the ass. Best part it's all for free.
>>723674192
Men are actually more difficult to find than women. Men are always at home on their computers or playing video games.
>>723674247
If you want I'll pay, but you have to something for me~
>>723674324
Lol dogs can't eat cereal
>>723674329
But I belong to Tomoko already >.<
And nothing, just looking at the stars.
>>723674330
But...
>>723674428
you wish?
>>723674428
was wish you
good morning :o
crap... wifi is slowing down already
>>723674354
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>>723674457
stop where?
>>723674464
But isn't the challenge the best part?
>>723674464
Comrade shielder! What is it?
>>723674448
Peach lemonade sounds great. What's life cereal?
>>723674450
Cornflakes, the best cereal.
I have some honey nut cornflakes for the morning.
>>723674464
>Lol dogs can't eat cereal
TRY AND STOP ME
>>723674147
Yeah it's like one of my favourite things there. You might also want to visit the Kaisergruft and the Hofburg if you are into absolute monarchies.
>>723674164
I'll always be free :(
>>723674457
ah defo second class then
>>723674450
Hey Taiga
>>723674598
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>>723674464
ANd what might that be? >>723674613
I'm not sure how to explain it really
>>723674464
Then hands off~
That sounds really pleasant. Do you usually stargaze?
>>723674626
What are those?
Best Girls
>>723674448
>>723674324
>Cereal
Made me think of breakfest then I saw what time it was in my time zone. Holy shit. 6:00 AM
>>723674457
I need to stop using so many periods.... Holy fuck.
>>723674598
right here
>>723674626
Well now that's settled.
>>723674728
ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaayayayaayaya
>>723674329
Ohhhh, no point.
>I'm going to bully you soooooooo hard now.
>>723674735
>Made me think of breakfest then I saw what time it was in my time zone. Holy shit. 6:00 AM
11:05AM, two hours past bedtime for me.
>>723674613
Sounds nice, probably close to 10 years ago since I had that, might have to pick some up tomorrow.
Oatmeal is mainly my go to, cheap, and I think it's pretty alright.
>>723674626
Heya Ai
>>723674354
>>723674696
>>723674598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDqHoxVHW_s&t=0m14s
>>723674876
Oatmeal is what I'd call porridge? I tried, because I love delightfully cheap foods, but I can't eat it. To stodgy.
>>723674934
Ahh yeah, you're correct. I guess the correct term would be oats.
>>723674696
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>>723674735
but what did i do wrong?
>>723674891
I wouldn't mind licking his batteries tho
>>723674728
Hello!!
>>723674760
>bully
But why!
>tfw dont have the reaction image I want on mobile
>>723674498
Good morning kilt wearer.
Claiming best girl
Good morning /Waifu/
>>723674726
The Kaisergruft is the tomb all the Habsbugs are buried in. The Hofburg was the Habsburg residence in the city and now houses our President, the national library and some museums
>>723674735
Yup
Do you know Hearts of Iron btw?
>>723674876
What's up
>>723675154
Good morning Saya
>>723675180
That tomb sounds like it could be pretty neat
>>723675154
Morning Saya
>>723675180
Not much, drinking some coffee, listening to music, enjoying my solitude.
What about you?
>>723675154
I already claimed the best girl, you'll have to fight me
>>723675105
good morning :)
>>723675023
Regional terms for foods are annoying to deal with
Nothing beats a good spotted dick though
>>723675154
Morning!
>>723674760
There will be none of that as long as I am here... fuck it i need to go to bed.
>>723675087
>Look at all you pathetic faggots. How social inept do you have to be to pretend a fucking 2d image is your "waifu"? Get a real fucking woman you underage fucks.
Insult my waifu
>>723675105
I got you don't worry.
>>723675180
I know it but do not own it.
My current steam account and all my games.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198092539684
Feel free to look at what I have, fr me idc. I need to go to fucking bed.
>>723675087
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>>723675154
morning nigger :o
>>723675389
I never said unreal waifus are bad
>>723675154
o shit waddup
>>723675495
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>>723675389
Ah you should probs, seems to fit you
I will
Goodnight
>>723675340
Same, starting the sunday on here, thinking about how to spend it
where are you from?
How's yous?
>>723675337
Hai Louise
>>723675340
Hai Taiga
>>723675387
Hai Spotted Dick
>>723675346
Hai Ayayayaya
No, Saya is the best girl, but Ayayayaya a cute too.
>>723675495
Still not a nigger.. and you're the one who is always nigging!
>>723675547
Hai Robot..thing. Who is she?
>>723675387
If I heard that name out of context, I'd probably tell you to go to the doctor...
Never seen it before, what even is sponge pudding?
>>723675586
I guess I should think of something slightly productive to do today too.
I'm from Norway
>>723675346
How'd you sleep?
>>723675389
Thank you!
>>723674598
The chase? Oh yeah I love it~
>>723674612
But, I..
>kiss
>>723674613
I know dogs can drink milk but sugary cereal might be really bad for you tiny doggy tummy :c
>>723674626
You'll find someone. Hamakaze is available~
>>723674711
Lots and lots of wet and sloppy tongue kisses -//-
>>723674726
Oh no I just lay on the snow and face the sky to scare myself to make sure I'm alive.
I feels like I'm falling into outer space.
>>723674457
You have a dirty mouth !
Hey, would Tanya be lesbian since she's male on the inside?
>>723675547
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>>723675610
this feels biased somehow lol
>>723675661
you are :o
>>723675760
still finding it hard to get to sleep kinda just sat in bed for hours
>>723675661
No, Aya is the best girl, but Sayayaya a cute too
>>723675746
What about hmm joining the EU
>>723675771
Now who is that
>>723675337
Yeah just imagine the Paris catacombs with less bones and more fancy sarcophages
>>723675661
Hey Saya
Claimed.
Got carried away from this, was doing something.
Porn is life /b/?
Gotta go for work now! Be back in..an hour?
>>723675661
Sleep better that time?
>>723675771
That sounds really really cold..but maybe kinda nice
>>723675880
Ah, I'm sorry to hear..Worried about anything?
>>723675935
Ah gosh, that sounds really really neat!!
>>723675771
That sounds cheap for a ticket.
>>723675661
a pure robot. Nothing less, nothing more.
>>723675771
everyone loves a good challenge.
>>723675773
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>>723676099
porn is filthy. Worshipping is life.
QOTT What time is it?
>>723675935
Hai Ai
>>723676115
Yeah, I did. Still feel a bit tired though.
>>723675746
>Never seen it before, what even is sponge pudding?
It's...a cake, basically. But hot and moist. You have stuff like custard, treacle sauce, syrup, honey, jam etc. on them.
>>723675771
>I know dogs can drink milk but sugary cereal might be really bad for you tiny doggy tummy :c
...sugar in cornflakes? The milk is probably more dangerous; I know special dog milk exists, presumably for a reason. Regular milk is certainly bad for cats.
>>723676115
I just want to finish this year of uni
>>723675935
That's quite the arduous task for a Sunday afternoon.
I think maybe a walk or catch up with some friends is more within my ability.
Any thought on what you might be doing today?
>>723676151
What show is she from? Why is she your waifu?
>>723676151
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>>723676497
My life as a teenage robot. She the cutest, awkwardest (in a cute way) and lovable robot ever!
>>723676524
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>>723676669
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i gotta get to bed. bork out.
Dio brando is the best husbando
Did I do it right?
>>723676763
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>>723676991
Dio is the king of Husbandos
No big eyed animu can defeat this greatness.
>>723676298
how are you
>>723676415
Do it on Monday then
Ah sounds nice. How cold is it up there?
Hmm keep on studying, watching some stuff and play a game with friends in the evening I guess
>>723676991
I disagree.
>>723677582
dang it