Waifu claiming thread.
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>>723331816
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Voices get out of my head
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>723342230
I claim all dirt on Earth as my waifu, and since all waifu's are as good as dirt, that means all waifu's are mine.
Also, still with the cancer thread title I see.
>Passive Aggressive Niggerfaggot Hater reporting in
>>723342399
Mai
good evening everyone
>>723342604
Morning Louise.
>>723342566
Akari
I haven't seen you in a while.
still here
and
>>723342604
hi
>>723342855
*sip*
>>723342722
How are you?
>>723342855
What have you been up to?
>>723342855
You're still queer.
>>723343067
I'm good. Slept for 1h 20min a while ago, but it felt like 6h. It was nice. How's you?
>>723342770
Yeah I haven't been on 4chan much at all this past week. Far more hectic than usual.
How are you? Anything exciting happen lately?
>>723343067
More For Honor and I just had a cup of coffee but I ruined it with too much creamer
>>723343399
Chucked
>>723343277
I'm good, uploads started failing yesterday night so 4chan was a text board for a little while.
How are you?
>>723343247
That does sound pretty good
I was thinking about watching a nice nature documentary
>>723343399
Creamer is good! Just pour it into a bigger cup and add more coffee
>>723343544
Double chucked
>>723343683
I already forced it down
claim
>>723343683
>nice nature documentary
A NERD AND A HIPPIE!
>>723343727
Lewd
>>723343683
Nature documents are fun. Planet Earth is really good one.
Dislike ones with elephants though.
>>723343815
Not even
>>723343974
Cuteee
>claiming
>>723343889
why the elephant hate?
>>723343974
I'll pay 200
>>723343727
..Well, that works, I guess.
>>723343786
They're relaxing and really interesting!
>>723343889
I do like Planet Earth..And Blue Planet.
>>723343680
Hehe was Hiroyuki fiddling with the code again? I'm good now, thank you. I got a 100% on one of my exams and an 88% on the other.
I did almost have a heart attack when I opened my bag and a spider came bursting out at me earlier.
>>723344169
>relaxing
MORE LIKE BOOOOOORING!
The only good one is the one done by Snoop Dogg!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNdJUb7rpY
>>723344083
yes
>>723344141
Not for sale
>>723344169
Yeah. Kind of just went with it
>>723343812
>>723344101
Elephants are pretty much in every other nature document and they are boring. All they do is walk and drink water.
>>723344169
Don't think I've seen Blue Planet. There's Planet Earth 2 too, but haven't seen that yet.
What nature doc are you going to watch?
>>723344364
Please don't drench all of us in your butt-salt.
>>723344348
Kiss?
>>723344314
That video is a national treasure.
so is Snoop Dogg
>>723344348
Just gonna play some For Honor?
>>723344450
Planet Earth has been started.
i like elephants!!
Blue Planet is a series focused on the ocean and such..obviously.
Like there's one ep about arctic oceans, one about deep oceans and deep-sea fangly fish, and all that.
>>723344348
then what for?
>>723342855
#awoo4doggo
#dicksout4trump
>>723344262
That's good.
Spiderbro was just guarding your stuff from flies.
>>723344682
Yeah thats the plan. Probably wont stop for a while since new daily missions will show.
>>723344627
no
>>723344804
Its not for sale
>>723344915
?
Bork bork!
>>723344682
Damn straight!
>>723344682
That deep-sea one sounds interesting. I got to watch that. It's interesting how bizarre looking those creatures are.
>>723344985
then what is it for?
>>723344985
That makes sense, then
Do you like daily missions?
>>723345157
But you know what
So are nature documentaries, they're great
>>723345171
It was really neat, yeah! Those fishes are really cool.
>>723345283
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!
>>723345179
For me to decide what I want to do with it
>>723345283
300xp and money is pretty good for how simple they are.
>>723345485
nuh! he was talking about a tundra wolf and now we're in the boreal forest talking about a tiger!!
Tigers are neat!
>>723345552
Well, yeah, that sounds pretty good. Do you like their concept though?
>>723345552
well what do you want to do with it?
>>723344985
nu awoo 4 doggo-anon...? :c
>>723345702
kek
Faggot
>>723344927
Lol I hope so. Do you like spiders? I know its irrational but I'm petrified of them.
Oh and weren't you going to show me some app written in vb.net? Do you program much?
>>723345627
A way to earn extra is nice and they arent too difficult so yes.
>>723345655
Not sure. Dont want to sell it
>>723345702
They can do what they want but I would prefer they dont talk about fucking dogs. I dont want to hear about it
>>723345752
jerk
>>723345821
you don't like dogs?
>>723345843
Sorry, nig. :v
>>723345884
The issue is not with dogs, but with fucking them.
>>723345821
what is it you don't want to sell?
>>723345884
I have a dog and I like mine but I dont want to hear about some guy having sex with them is all
>>723345939
sex
>>723345962
First thing we agree on is that bestiality is for niggers.
>>723345888
cuck
>>723345923
lewd~ does alice2 f*** you?
>>723345962
i'm laughing too much, okay i'll stop mentioning doggo-kun
>>723345627
Tigers are neat. Documentaries are boring tho.
>>723345962
oh
so we do it with no money involved?
>>723346032
>lewd~ does alice2 f*** you?
Uh...Since when did we censor "fuck"?
And goodness gracious me, no. She has standards.
>>723345821
I can't remember what I was playing, but the daily mission was VERY tough every day.
>>723346053
well, now we're talking about jaguars! Aren't those neat too?
>>723346032
If anyone is a cuck it's you nigger, won't even accept my apology for trips.
The way you type is f*cking autistic, see what I did there?
>>723346021
There is probably a lot we would agree on you just only want to talk about how much of a queer you think I am.
>>723346032
Thanks
>>723346089
No none of it at all
hi
>>723346148
it's okay he's 12
he's probably not allowed to swear lol
>>723346174
why not?
>>723346252
bear :o
>>723346092
you gotta be a better doggo for her~
>>723346148
anon pls, pls and thank you
>>723346174
how's four's hounor cumming along?
>>723346276
sh! dont tell them about me@
>>723346276
was my nickname in high school :o
>>723346174
I don't think you're a total loser per say.
Have this super rare pepe as an apology.
>>723346276
underage b&
>>723346279
u r whale cum anon
>>723346329
what kind of nickname is bear -_-
>>723345809
I'm scared of them but I respect them.
I once said something about 4chan not letting me post a vbs script that made your keyboard LED lights flicker that I was going to post as a joke, and no I don't program.
>>723346144
Really? Complete 2 dominion games and 5 executions in skirmish. Not too hard.
>>723346276
Because I dont know you.
>>723346279
You know samurai and stuff.
>>723346368
Thanks but it hurts my eyes
>>723346371
my drumline captain gave it to me when I was a freshman :o
>>723346371
Maybe he likes to cuddle, or maybe he's really hairy, why do you have to go into his personal information, negro?
>>723346435
you know me well enough :o
>>723346435
No problem.
>>723346279
>you gotta be a better doggo for her~
I'm not a...
You're behaving weird.
>>723346466
he's my friend, I don't mind his autism :o
>>723346459
lol ok
>>723346466
he's the one sharing it :o
>>723346144
Again, animal, cool. Documentary, boring!
>>723346513
I'm not sharing it, you asked about it :o
>>723346509
>>723346513
No one can tell you niggers apart with all your :'s and o's though.
>>723346480
No I dont.
>>723346435
That sounds like it wouldn't be too bad, then.
>>723346517
Oh heck that great white shark just at a seal whole! oh gosh!!
Documentaries are nice cause you can see stuff like that!
gonna have a shower now, brb
>>723346513
I'm not sharing it, you asked about it
>>723346587
we have a way :o
>>723346539
because he said it was his nickname in highschool :o
>>723346587
no, i have a distinct posting style :o
>>723346598
*sip*
yes you do
>>723346604
Documentaries rock.
>>723346598
Why is she wet?
I wish sachi left after the Yui fiasco
>>723346664
no we don't -_-
>>723346708
me too:
>>723346604
Yeah easily acheviable.
>>723346662
bye
>>723346665
Hardly
>>723346702
>
>>723346700
The columbine documentaries are my favorite.
5min at dominion queue. Missing players to start [1]
>>723346092
God I hate that damn dog. Wish some cat would eat it..
>>723346755
a little is enough :o
>>723346664
>>723346710
I have high suspicions of samefaggotry.
>>723346827
me on the second :o
>>723346755
I like when she's soaking wet.
4chan is having another autistic spell so I'm going to bed.
Please don't nig up the place while I'm gone.
>>723347071
goodnight fellow spic
ok
>>723346662
Lewd
Hi familiar people
>>723347298
Hello
>>723346326
I wanna forcibly rape the shielder poster
Just barely managed to do dailies in time
>>723347334
bork how are you tonight?
>>723347409
wat
>>723347454
For Honor. Had 5min left to do them.
>>723347502
Also the saya poster
>>723347454
doin' okay. 4chan just shat itself so thread died temporarily.
If I'm very, very lucky, I will get good news on Friday.
>>723347454
Not you you're gross
>>723347546
Also what?
>>723347386
why do you want to rape me?
>shielder
>>723347637
You just seem easy to take advantage of and like you would go aheago after a few seconds
>whispers in your ear
bazingas..
>get home after cooking all day
>nice haircut
>get told I have to cook
>cook for another 45 minutes
Damn it was tasty risotto but why did I have to do it?
Can we talk about traps?
>>723347766
Because you have no cute gf to do it for you
>>723347790
>Can we talk about traps?
I like to fuck them
>>723347620
Probably wouldn't feel anything and you might start crying.
>>723347864
Is your anus that devistated already?
>>723347805
That much is true. But Id still do a better job.
>>723347903
Wanna be my gf instead?
>>723347929
No.
>>723347973
Pls i love you long time
>>723347729
what's aheago?
>>723347826
Me too
>>723348021
>lewd face
i wanna be the trap
>>723348076
that sounds embarrassing
>>723348156
faggot
>>723346817
Not to me
>>723346921
cool
>>723347502
Which kind are they. I think contracts stay as long as you dont unequip them
>>723348259
ok
what now?
>>723347900
That wouldn't explain why you'd be crying.
>>723348201
i didn't say i am i said i want to.
>>723348290
What do you mean?
>>723348306
ok
you're still a fag
>>723348326
what do we do now?
>>723348021
Tongue out, eyes rolled back.
>>723348259
Dominion.
>>723348339
Not if i wear a dress
I return
>>723346700
Of course they do!
>>723346755
it's always a hassle when you have to devote hours to just one daily
>>723347240
i just need to get clean anon
Good morning /waifu/.
>Sleepy as hell
>>723348480
Morning. Didn't sleep well?
>>723348480
Hi dear. Didn't you just wake up though? Wake up! Wake up! Get up and make some coffee!
>>723348351
What do you want to do?
>>723348355
I dont like that mode
>>723348428
That it is. Im happy to do it in tanks though.
>>723348355
oh my..
>>723348574
i don't know
>>723348574
Me neither really, but dailies are easy steel.
>>723348648
It's a pretty stupid thing.
Sleep is totally for the weak...
>>723348648
its hot google it.
>>723348664
And you expect me to know.
>>723348738
Yeah that they are.Got to stack them up for the premium thing
>>723348480
Morning
>>723348574
Thanks is like that? Gosh, that makes me not wanna get into it..
>>723348758
Hello Anya
>>723348791
Morning! How are you?
>>723348785
i do:
>>723348785
Is the premium worth 2k steel?
>>723348738
i hope my face doesn't do that when you're making me cum
>>723348785
it's really embarrassing though
>>723348791
>>723348791
some of the challenges can be like that. It really depends. I slacked on a challenge where I needed 25 wins in like a 2week period and I ended up having to get like half of those in a day.
>>723348836
Well I cant think of anything
>>723348843
I get the week for 4k and I feel like it is kind of. More steel and more xp is nice. extra salvage on destroy too.
>>723348890
I think its cute. Tongues are nice
>>723348828
I'm doing alright. I think I cut the back of my knee shaving and it stings a little, but alright.
>>723348979
Thaat sounds pretty miserable in my opinion
>>723348907
jesus..
>>723348979
want me to stick my tongue down your throat..?
>>723349050
Mm, I'm honestly super tired, I only got like 3 hours sleep and now I have to get ready for a meeting. Life is suffering.
>>723348523
I just want some more sleep..~
>>723348540
Flaaan~
I know but I have to vacuum clean and then mop around...
I just have some tea for now..Hmm~
How's going anyway?
>>723348791
Heyo Louise, how are you~?
>>723349050
They are optional. Rewards were worth it but yeah dont slack.
>>723349068
Hey now
>>723348890
L-Lewd! I-I'll try my best.
>>723348979
How much more steel you get?
>>723349068
shh don't look
>>723349120
I believe in you! Just get some nice coffee or something~!
>>723349142
I'm doing pretty good
>>723349177
that sounds like a chore..
>>723349120
stop staying up for that dummy then
>>723349221
25 percent I think
>>723349236
Yeah a bit. May not be worth your time its a lot of grinding
>>723349177
okay never mind~
>>723349221
im going to cover my face >///<
>>723349236
why would you post that in the first place!
>>723349236
I plan to. At least I'm not doing as bad as Mako, I believe she's currently trying not to fall asleep. And I think she's losing that fight.
>>723349272
>implying that's why I stayed up
>>723348979
neither can i :(
>>723349316
i always assume that's why you stay up nowadays
>>723349142
You use too much ~ in your sentences sorry.
Umm, I am fine, just woke up as you did, but I have nothing but translations to do so yeah, just chilling.
>>723349294
Youre really lewd you know that?
>>723349322
Oh well.
>>723349294
I didn't post it! Why would I!
>>723349316
Coffee should really help!
I toooold her
I should REEE at her
TIFFY COME BACK
>>723349142
Get some more sleep then. If you need to do something, ignore it and just go back to sleep. Sleeping is good for you.
>>723349288
Does it apply to dailies too?
>>723349294
C-Calm down!
>>723349354
Yeah, but I stayed up like 22 hours!
>>723349477
Hopefully!
You totally should.
>>723349449
where is her right hand going? it just disappears.
>>723349525
why the hell did you do that
>>723349449
oh no.jpg
>>723349514
It doesnt stack with those im pretty sure
>>723349535
Label it in the artist doesnt want to draw more hands thing
>>723349541
Nah its fine
>>723349449
ah im sorry, i will stop if you want..
>>723349477
oh okay kek
i thought you did!
>>723349514
im trying to but you got me all hot and bothered.....
>>723349652
but it's not fine
Goddamn was today a ride... Glad Im winding down with nonlethal Deus Ex.
>>723349535
Because I embraced the void.
>>723349525
another meeting of the same kind as the last one?
>>723349678
I would never! Louise is not for lewds!
>>723349678
No its fine I dont mean it as an insult. Im just saying you are a bit more lewd than others.
>>723349725
why?
>>723349946
idk :o
>>723349652
Steel wise only it doesn't really seem worth it.
>>723349678
But you started it..
>>723349823
Yep! So it's going to be a long, long day.
>>723349976
then its fine.
>>723349991
I like the bonus xp really. I mean its either that or cosmetics
>>723350092
not fine at all
>>723349236
Glad to hear
>>723349370
Well, that's me, I've always been using it a lot~
Doesn't sound bad, hopefully you'll have a pleasant day <3
>>723349514
I can't I need to do some things, will take a nap in the afternoon instead..
I'm glad you're finally using a name again
Best Girls
>>723350010
But it's okay, a nice warm bed awaits you at the end.
>>723350181
Exciting plans for the day?
>>723350241
hi cutie :o
>>723350092
Yeah, I want the taunt and execution and that flame effect for my Conqueror. Those require so much steel..
Don't really care about item stats since I usually only play duels.
>>723350181
That's a good choice too.
>>723350224
me too :o
>>723350241
good morning mean ayayayayayayayayaya
>>723350388
I love you
>>723350478
not ok
>>723350388
Good Morning
>>723350266
Cutie?
>>723350244
Hello ! :D
>>723350700
sleep well?
ignore antonio: he calls everyone a cutie -_-
>>723350700
Hello! How are you?
>>723350752
No good old storm doris woke me up
>>723350821
Tired, hungry and malcontent with my vidya :(
>>723350706
not ok
>>723350931
:o
got uni today?
>>723350931
ok
>>723350931
Why not get food, get sleep, and
get gud?
Nah, but what game is givin' you trouble?
>>723350244
Not really. I'll just start my first day of work in a delicatessen, other than that I don't think I'll have many things to do. You~?
>>723350308
Yup, probably best choice.
>>723351106
No I have this week off
>>723351129
Going to get an apple, just need a new game that isn't sadism like DS3
>>723351199
kikelice :o
>>723351199
USAGI GA NIGETERU
>>723351134
In..a what now?
I got work tomorrow as well~
>>723351227
Please, Dark Souls 3 is fantastic~ Not their fault you murdered everyone
>>723351227
You didn't like DS3?
>>723351535
Murder is a strong word I prefer self-defense, I did start again and I'm past that part now.
>>723351567
It's okay, just one of them games when I need to be in a good mood to play it.
>>723351535
A gastronomy, however you want to call it. Basically where you prepare dishes and people buys them and takes them home.
>>723351676
you murdered all of them! Especially firekeeper!
>>723351678
..Huh. do you like your job there?
>>723351676
How far you've gotten?
>>723351799
Self-defense I would say
>>723351831
I got to some dude in a cell but I don't have the key to set him free
>>723351799
Well I still haven't started yet. Today's the first day, I personally know the boss too, as my brother used to work there 2 years ago but they closed up and so he had to leave.
Now he opened again and I gave him my resume.
>>723352038
She offered to level you up!
>>723352143
Well, that's good too. I believe in you! You'll try your best, right?
>>723351402
*autistic screeching*
>>723352339
She was Alive I felt it
-Aya
>>723352038
You should try to avoid killing things that aren't moving and that you can speak with and aren't actively trying to kill you.
>Saya
>>723352038
>some dude in a cell
... oh, just talk with him.
Or you mean onionbro, but I doubt that
>>723352656
Alive and willing to help!
>>723352339
Always~
>Uzume
>>723352038
The key isn't hard to find if you just explore the zone.
>Saya
>>723352986
Then you'll do just fine!!