What the fuck is wrong with wikihow.com?
Its more surreal then the onion and is real!
Typical picture on wikihow.
>>723272002
It's a wiki.
>>723272002
>>723272122
The pictures are extremely good.
Yet have this WTF feel to them.
>>723272230
like me
>>723272122
I don't remember wikipedia having articles like:
>How to start your own religion
>How to throw over a government
>How to summon cathulu and end all existence
>How to see if your cat like all animals worships our lord and savior SATAN
I think there is a special corner of humanity where instructional videos fall.
They are surreal beyond belief.
Like
>I literally can not believe that this is not parody
>Even satire websites have no imagination to make this up
I remember there being a how to channel (not expertvillage) where they uploaded a video detailing how to pick fruit
>Find fruit
>Reach with hand
>Twist
Who makes this?
It has a lot of budget in it.
Who makes this?
Aliens?
Robot?
Its definitively not humans.
Post most bizarre pictures from them
>>723272399
Wikipedia is more or less properly moderated though, most wikis aren't.
This picture is memetastick on its own.
>I have seen some shit you would not believe
or
like the human is saying
>I'm fucking you in the ass today.
I've got a couple saved from when we had this thread on /co/, will dump.
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>>723273304
your ideas are contrived and boring
you suck
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>>723272230
Pretty sure most of them are rotoscoped, which gives them that uncanny valley look.
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>>723272002
>>723272122
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>>723272230
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>>723273304
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>>723273388
this is what happens when you have 6 billion excess people on the planet
>>723273565
Im honestly intrigued but I imagine the images out of context are much more interesting that going to the actual site. Keep em coming.
>>723273589
>>723272002
because they hired a mongoloid artist. Its really bad.
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>>723273010
THEY'RE HERE
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>>723273774
all I got
>>723272862
I like this idea. A Sort of Aliens explain how humans do shit. Like a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy entry.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=hitchhikers+guide+to+the+galaxy+entries&t=ffab&ia=videos&iax=1&iai=sw9wMH62h7I
>>723273774
Forest animal is triggered!
Get ready to dual!
how did this get pass the censorship?
>>723273800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E
Ether this cat transcended mentally the limitations of reality or its a soles monster.
Possibly boat.
>>723274130
>>723273737
I have never seen a image that is the perfect reaction image for everything.
I'm using this now.
Its:
Smug-happy-condisention-aproval-WTF.jpg
My life is complete.
>>723272399
>>How to start your own religion
http://www.wikihow.com/Start-a-Cult
You are not even operating on their level.
Get on their level.
>Spend time creating detailed drawings for article
>Article is onion levels of strange
>its not ironic
Seriously who is putting their time into this?
>>723273585
you're one of them
>>723273585
>6 billion
Not 7 billion.
Triggered.
In all seriousness do they have articles like
>How to suicide bomb?
>How to join ISIS?
>How to manufacture nuclear weapons?
What is the strangest how to they have?
>>723275317
Excess.... dumb shit.
>>723273542
>whatshesees.jpg
>>723275626
its over 7 billion now.
>>723275555
You realize you can acces that websote yourself, right?
>>723273737
dem eyes
>>723275555
noice trips
also go to website yourself lul
>>723275015
Article is about starting a Star Trek based cult basing it on:
>Jonestown, the Heaven's Gate, and the Manson Family
>>723275896
>trips
>>723275767
You realize I want the best and most insane articles, right?
>>723275980
>>723275896
>Trips
>>723275555
5555=Trips
Trips have spoken now you must obey.
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>>723276160
o fuq
>>723276303
I was pointing out there are 4 x5s.
>>723276354
congratulations, anon
i am once again confused
>>723276015
Have you got that low of a self-confidence?
>>723276160
if 4chan was soccer and dubs & trips were the mexican wave then a similar level of 'we are so fucking bored we need to find a way to entertain ourselves' has been achieved, should make a Wikihow about that
http://www.wikihow.com/Evolve-Charmeleon
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-an-Assassin-%28Assassin%27s-Creed%29 kek
>>723276728
I'm going to search how to wiki
>how to get trips on 4chan
>>723273441
Better than
>Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Yourself-Pee Just in case you don't know how to do it
>>723276831
TT is literally what is the stupidest thing you can imagine and see if there is a wikihow article on it.
Diffident find a trips guide found this.
>How to Browse 4Chan
http://www.wikihow.com/Browse-4Chan
>>723272002
I've got an idea.
go to different wikihows
cut the different image instructions steps together
???
Profit
>>723276776
>And by the way, murder is illegal in most parts of the world
>>723277003
>or if you are extremely unintelligent (unless you're browsing /b/) you aren't qualified
they had me...
>"newf*gs"
...aaaand they lost me
>>723276955
never in a million years would I ever think about typing into the search box
>How to Make Yourself Pee
Thanks anon.
Is there a article on how to keep your hart pumping?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDn8DRTfyqw
already lost so here you go
Anons from /b/ were fucking with it a few weeks ago. I assume ED and Something Awful crowds mess with it too.
>>723277249
WEW lads
>How to Breathe
http://www.wikihow.com/Breathe
I'm crying tears
>>723277003
kek
>>723273412
>>723273344
.>>723273010
I'm laughing so hard right now.
>>723273304
moar liek
>i scrambled ur children for breakfast u bird bitch
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>>723277419
How to FUCKING BREATHE, I swear, this site was made for and by retards
>>723277344
I'm not surprised there are stupid howtos
It takes minutes to write surreal articles.
The real question is why do these alien articles have professional illustrations?
Are the trolls this level of talented and dedicated?
Or did whoever makes the images (looks like the same dude) go over the article and say
>Yes I'm going to spend the next 3h making illustrations on the articles:
>How to Make Yourself Pee
>How to Breathe
>>723272002
Imo it's comedy gold, if you look at it from a certain point of view.
>>723273599
They are literally labelled by their context in the lower right.
>>723272122
That's amazing
>>723277613
Perfect.
I'm having trouble breathing right now.
I'm laughing so hard.
>>723273010
KEK
my sides have gone from infinity and beyond
>>723277419
>>723277631
To be fair I was unaware of this
>Clenching your fists and pumping your arms while you breathe can help to increase your oxygen intake and stimulate your circulation.
How does Wikihow work? Are the articles curated, or can anyone make their own?
>>723275696
EXCESS.....
Search how to baby
look at first how to
much keks
>>723277936
Lemme guess,
how to try hiding that you're blazed to shit,
very poorly.
>>723277631
Retards with drawing talents.
It more like this.
>Humans sleep for half of the 24h cycle
>Remember to not move while its night
Literally like its a wiki for robots who are trying to blend with humans.
>>723277936
Only thing these eyes are telling me is that this woman is high af.
>>723277985
The title of the article the image is from is right there in the bottom corner.
>>723276139
Just like everything else, it takes one white man to do the same job a gang of blacks or a tribe of sandpeople do.
>>723277981
also known as how to shit like a muslim
>>723278041
Don't give a shit,
she blazed AF
>>723277981
I'm sort of impressed some people do that. I do not have this much confidence in my balance.
>>723278090
Not just that, but there's also the risk of the toilet's/seat's sturdiness.
People have broken toilets and cut their ass up doing that.
>>723277842
>How to impress a classmate
WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK!
>>723273523
someone sure watched one too many sigma vs omega flashes
>>723277641
I never understood where the pictures come from either but bravo to whoever is making them
>>723277994
How is this not the onion?!?!?!?!?!
>>723277842
Its a wiki. Put 2 and 2 together
>>723276139
damn now being a loner can get you reported for buying guns? fuck this article.
>>723278329
>now
The crazy loner gunman stereotype was not invented by this article.
>>723277882
>How to Avoid Flirting
>>723277490
>How to Stop Cutting Yourself
>>723277098
>How to Laugh
>>723276955
>Triggering Urination
This is pure gold
>captain ozone
my sides
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>>723278005
Is this how /r9k/ learns?
>>723272002
>>723277994
wtf
>>723278316
But where do these random people get all this surreal artwork for the articles?
Wikihow is a reaction goldmine
>>723278168
>implying she won't be impressed when you show her that you're a big guy
>>723273388
Kek
>>723277994
Well this was obviously made by a /b/tard
>>723277981
>how to poop while standing
otherwise known as;
>how to be found unconcious after reading bullshit online
>>723278892
I think autism and unemployment might have an influence
>>723277994
Is this a Jojo reference?
http://www.wikihow.com/Stand-Correctly
>How to stand
Step 1. don't be a nigger
>>723278159
wikihow is forever.
>>723275243
Oldfags. Meta ironic is where we went.
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>>723272152
nice
why can't i find instructions on how to gas kikes? or info on how you have an kkk cross burning
>>723277613
>i scrambled ur children for breakfast u bird bitch
Great text here you go.
>>723275243
>>its not ironic
This is definitely ironic.
>>723273010
>>723279424
how to get herpes?
>>723279259
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING WHAT
>>723279315
Aaaaand here comes the underage with no finesse
>>723279424
that a fucking ice cube? kek
>>723272399
Goddamn. Your spelling and lack of grammar are disturbing.
>>723279424
>How to Melt Ice With a Partner
>>723279339
fucking lost
>>723278052
Well, actually, 70 percent of mass murderers in the US are black !
>>723279506
stop being unfunny. it would be hella fun if wikihow became full of tips on how to gas kikes, kill niggers & harass people forbeing white. people would get deliciously butthurt
>>723278306
this is how to breed fighting dogs nutsack lifter
https://www.google.hr/amp/m.wikihow.com/Run-a-Kid-Gang%3Famp%3D1
>just read it gaylord
>>723279249
>how to increase your sperm count
well thats one way to do it.
>>723277855
>>723273465
>>723277368
kek'd at the title
>>723277981
This is a terrible idea, btw. The squatting defecation posture is fine (better than sitting), but don't do it by perching on the edge of a western toilet. It isn't made for that kind of stress.
>>723279853
fu white nigger
>>723279810
>http://www.wikihow.com/Run-a-Kid-Gang
is it that hard to post a normal looking link?
>>723279737
WHAT IS THIS?
Heres a video I accidently made while stoned in an attempt to make a stoner comic.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EcHRPwGO4mo
>>723279751
666 KEKs
>>723277560
Kek
>>723278439
still being a loner was never a spoopy stereotype it was just someone that was new to the school or even someone who just was a looser.
>>723279979
On mobile and lazy. Thanks bruh
>>723274299
>Step 1
>Be black
>>723280031
>>723279424
>how to break the ice with someone you just met
why the hell does this cabbage and a rope look like ass and dick with balls
do i need help?
>>723279060
B-bakana!
what is wrong with the eyes.
>>723279810
Its obvious some of the pictures where manipulated and possibly every one of them is lifted from other wikihows articles.
>>723279981
Cocaine
Wikipedia is decent too
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>>723279041
no its a valid way to shit in a dirty ass public toilette.
>>723278794
>how to look like you are on drugs
I Can't Even.
>>723280398
ah the good old snowball.
>>723280365
>>723280398
Theoretically this is someone might not know or did you watch fisting from age 3?
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>>723280398
why does it say hetero in the file name?
>>723277560
Fixed it
>>723273489
No no zone
>>723280573
Its from the school of leftism that tells you
>Its not gay if you like taking dick into your ass.
>totally hereto if you want to have sex with men
>>723280573
>>723280573
because there's a woman and a man having sex together?
i'm crying
>>723280684
Thats....accurate
>>723280903
This is fucking comedic gold
http://www.wikihow.com/Cut-Paper-Without-Using-Scissors
>>723281083
There are no words at this point.
My sides.
>>723280965
ALLAHU AKBAR
wikihow is a cheapshit adsense scheme flooded with pajeets cranking out howtos to firstworlders on everything imaginable except how to poo in the loo
>>723281031
youre the type of guy who sits in your tub and laughs at your own farts and shit huh?
>>723281231
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>723281203
There is one though
>>723279259
this
http://m.wikihow.com/Grow-Spiritually
this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdlhoe2ZwTI
Watch this if you want to. Yes, it's related to the thread.
>wikihow
Its SFW shitposting at its best.
I tihnk there commes a time when peopel get mental in work and start fucking around the best they can while staying SFW.
Its like the Pro Tips in gaming mags
>Pro Tip you need to press buttons to win the game.
>>723273304
it's free real estate
here's one that every newfag must read
http://www.wikihow.com/Accept-Your-Autism
>>723281083
thats a decent drawing at least
thanks for opening my eyes to this wonder. I'm guessing that is where this image came from
>>723279564
I don't see that much wrong with it
>>723281597
ALL need to read this!
http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-from-Dangerous-Forest-Animals
>When you first see a bear, if it does not seem to be aggressive, make as much noise as you can.
My sides.
>>723282355
>my sides
>>723281597
is this your video? you are filled with faggotry
damn.dog
good website
>>723282536
The face makes it perfect.
>>723282430
it's too bad it says what they are at the bottom. I like having to come up with my own interpretation.
>>723282428
I'm using this.
>>723282429
>>723282756
>>723282923
Don't read it then.
>>723283165
>Crackers
THATS RACIST!
>>723283077
kek is the gayest shit. people started making fun of newfags for using lol on an imageboard so they start using a gay ass WoW meme instead.
>>723283316
>>723283316
wikihow must be a parody.
>>723283458
>>723283375
>>723283165
I am furious. Crackers? Crackers!?
That's acceptable but when I call someone a sciptnigger that makes me the racist?
I obvious the Jews are behind this.
>>723283294
bur
>>723283637
holy shit that description
>>723283678
J3\/\/5
>>723283890
>>723273774
BEAR_SPOTS_YOU
>>723283958
This image is wrong.
>>723283873
I thought this was made up, it is not.
http://www.wikihow.com/wikiHowTo?search=act+like So much autism
>>723277936
hnnnngg
>>723283873
Apparently to deal with a friends death you should garb your pimp cup and celebrate.
do they have an in house illustrator who does all this shit?
>>723273589
>>723284310
Write squiggly lines while masturbating.
Laughed more than any recent ylyl
>>723273778
>>723284310
Orgasm face.
Looks like she is faping.
>How to deal without a Mother (Teen Girl)
I can not even.
>>723278794
>when you swallow the bogpill and answer the call
>>723284513
the one that is up right now aint half bad imho
>>723284513
Wear ear muffs to prevent backed up poop from leaking out of ears.
>>723284575
True.
This might get useful.
If wikihow as not full of lies.
>>723279249
> think about your male fit coworker
Is this a guide for /fit/izens?
>>723280398
what the shit. I Can't even let my kids on wikipedia huh
>>723282180
> wash my face an hour ago
> a fucking spider falls into the faucet
What the fuck.
>>723277936
>How to Listen to Music
http://www.wikihow.com/Listen-to-Music
>>723284513
>Laughed more than any recent ylyl
fucking for real
>>723278185
I googled that. And cringed.
>>723276354
Those are quads mate
>>723284980
Oh god, not blue-floodfill-red-eyes-on-stock-photos-fag again
>>723279259
getting what done??!?!?!
>>723280365
>>723285263
>>723285313
all of it. all. of. it.
>>723285465
naw dog
>>723285465
What the fuck man
>>723272399
Wikipedia != wiki, you idiot
>>723272122
Hitch hiker's Guide to The Galaxy
>>723278658
I kek'd so hard my eyes watered up
Made a new thread boys
>>723285928