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Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>723076518 The rules

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>723076518

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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>>723084551
One of the most common ones, I'm trapped in an elevator and it floods with spiders. The joy of arachnaphobia, combined with drowning and suffocation
>>723084570
?
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>>723084224
Probably, but I'm here for now.

>>723084490
Yeah, I've only seen one or two of those I think, so I was asking if there were more.
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>>723084408 (Jill)
I suppose that's one way to look at it.
Don't let it drag yourself down too much
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>>723084570
Cute girl. Did you escape fro your restraints?
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>Claim
Boring day so far, I cant wait to go shooting later today.
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>>723084776
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/emily-wilcox/the-pushpull-relationship_b_8241126.html

Don't trust Shielder.
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>>723084706
I'll keep you company for about two more hours then

>>723084776
Don't shoot yourself m8

>>723084861
lewd
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It's dark already.
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Classes were not bad today.

But apparently my Windows Security has been compromised and my safety has become a liability and I need to call Window's Help Desk to fix the problem!

>check my registry
>no error
>check my data integrity
>no issues
>check my exceptions and router
>Zero Problems

Why is the 4chan archive advertising 3rd party data phishers?
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>>723084913
Don't look at me like that.
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>>723084677
On mobile and plugged into my wall. Weird things happen sorry. >>723084734
Haven't moved an inch from yesterday.
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>>723084948
uwishuwas?
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Still here
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>>723084968
I'm totally okay with finding this right before claiming.
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>>723084913
I probably won't be around that long, honestly.
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>>723082994
Only softly
>>723083067
Agreed if your sick stay home
>>723083419
Boss came into work with something now ive got it. Tho last sick was way worse.
>>723084968
Oh my
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>>723084861
>Huffington posy
Spotted the intellectual
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>>723084551
https://youtu.be/3KippOtDVa4
>>723084706
I have 3 personally. I like to keep random shit like that to get a REEEEEEEE on occasion.
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>>723084959
That sounds shitty. Windows help. Ugh. >>723084968
Boobs
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>>723084968
>

>>723085134
That's okay too! You should get some sleep after all
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Claiming best girl

>>723084490 (Rory)
I don't know how I feel about that song..

>>723084677
That might give me nightmares..

>>723085079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
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>>723084861
>>723084968
Yet you continue to lewd my waifu...

>>723084913
No promises.

>>723085097
Don't encourage him..
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>>723085284
Oh, sorry. There are others though
Have you ever heard of night terrors?
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>>723085148
Well that sucks. Hope you feel better soon!

>>723085214
...I'd almost be tempted to ask for them, but that would get me yelled at probably.

>>723085276
I really should, but I want to shake this feeling right now too.
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>>723085349
If you do change your mind, take one of the big calibers so it doesn't hurt too much

>>723085400
Well fuck, I haven't seen you in ages.
How are you female Dio?
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>>723085222
It's a scam.
For one, they ask you for login information.

Windows doesn't need your login information.

Secondly, it reports that my credit card information is being released.

I don't have my credit card information stored anywhere on my computer. No cookies, no temporary internet files, no user made files, nowhere.

And even then, the one I did have on file is expired.

Thirdly, these warnings would not be delivered using HTTP.
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>>723084989
>Haven't moved an inch from yesterday.

Sounds painful. I'll resist temptation and untie you.

For now.

>>723085214
>I have 3 personally. I like to keep random shit like that to get a REEEEEEEE on occasion.

>3

Damn.
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>>723085580
Female Dio?
I don't think you know what you're talking about
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>>723085284
Its jazzy and works as a tango. Its great.
>>723085577
He doesnt get lewd in them.
>>723085877
Well I dont post them here.
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>>723085577
What kind of felling?

>>723085982
Are you perhaps a new Kurumi?
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>>723085214
I like that one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YAamDUjE4

>>723085534
Yeah.. do you get those often?
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>>723085709
That's sketchy yeah. Be back in a bit going to go pour water on myself. >>723085877
Going to go shower in that case
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>>723086102
Not as often. Maybe one a month. Two at the most
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>>723086027
I wasn't expecting lewd stuff.

>>723086097
Restlessness, I guess.
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>>723086097
Please refer to my filename
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>>723085577
Wife made me chicken tendies tho.. and green tea with honey
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>>723086132
It was well made and everything!

Beeps and whistles, buzzers and bazingas!

It even gave me a 1-800 number to call!

You'd think someone as extreme as a security risk would warrant an update to the OS, for if I am vulnerable then EVERYONE running Windows 10 Home edition would also be vulnerable.

And I doubt I'm a special case that requires the commitment and dedication of One Tech Support drone to help me "fix" my security and registry.

Enjoy your naked, alone, water-time.
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>>723085709
Use an adblock
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>>723086027
>Well I dont post them here.

I know. Hence the damn.

>>723086132
Enjoy
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>claiming

Hello everyone, how are you all?
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>>723086271
IT'S THE OLD CUNT!

Welcome back. How did you do?
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>>723086491
How did I do what?
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The Eye of the Taiga
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>>723086418
I only use FF for 4chan and School so the need for adblock on FF is literally nothing (especially when using 4chanX)

I do have it for Chrome, but I only use Chrome for Twitch and BTTV.

Luckily, it doesn't stop you from opening Task Manager and forcibly ending the application.

It was so well done they even added a fucking voice over.

MICRO$OFT CAN'T AFFORD VOICE OVERS!

>Blatantly ignoring Cortana
SHUT UP BITCH, AND CALL ME SEMPAI!
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>>723086407
Howdy.
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>>723086552
God damnit m8.
How did you do in life?

>>723086485
>>723086647
Welcome
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>>723086485
I'm doing fine, just sitting here watching youtube and contemplating whether I should play Insurgency or not. How about yourself?

>>723086648
Well I use 4chan x and adblock on Firefox and I have no issues.
>I disabled Cortana on my PC
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>>723086648
That's quite a face she's making
I think she needs a doctor

Or an exorcism

>>723086884
>Do what in life?

I've actually been well enough, you?
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>>723086455
>I know. Hence the damn.
Can you just not?
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>>723086948
>I disabled Cortana on my PC
Same. Bitch is fucking nosy.

>>723086976
It's one hell of an ahegao, eh? Show me yours.
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>>723087120
I didnt even give her a chance to be nosy. I disabled her as soon as I got my PC up and running.
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>>723085349
It's okay, no worries~
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>>723086976
Same here, same here.
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>>723087192
>I didnt even give her a chance to be nosy. I disabled her as soon as I got my PC up and running.

There's so much shit you need to kill on a new install of Windows 10

It's fucking depressing
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>>723087192
I didn't even realize she was a thing until randomly she was like "So you like anime?"

And I was like "FUCK NO MICROSOFT, FUCK OFF YOU DATA MINING SLUT!"

Cortana should be optional from install, not just "on"
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>>723087231
No its not, how would you like it if someone started to lewd Uzume in thread?

>>723087286
I dont mind windows 10 its just some settings in it that I'd rather have off.

>>723087316
Kek, Cortana know you're a weeb
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>>723086647
2nd Taiga literally 2 min after me ayy

>>723086948
Contemplating going to bed early, feel I might be able to fall asleep for once.
Haven't played insurgency since launch, any big changes?

>Cortana, rogue AI in the making
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>>723087120
No thanks

>>723087254
That's nice, probably
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>england is now broadcasting half of their television shows in Arabic

lmao
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>>723082353 (Shielder)
Well yes, she doesn't seem like one to start one anyways

カラミチーマス
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>>723087419
It wouldn't be hard to find out if you dug into my files.

~330 Gigs of TOTALLY LEGAL ANIME
~3 Gigs of Waifu images
My Youtube History is full of OPs, EDs, Mash-Ups, and the like.

Hell, the only thing Normal about my laptop is the desktop.

Gotta love them default Windows images. Currently rocking Solid Black.

>>723087493
Boring.

>>723087535
>Dennis.jpg
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>>723087231
Cant see belly button
Not cute
>>723087254
Why you ignore ;-;
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>>723087535
Already cucked
>>723087714
Gabby is superior NEET shutin.
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>>723087884
What?
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>>723087419
Well, I already lewd her myself so it doesn't really happen..

>>723087810
There are plenty of belly buttons.
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>>723087810
Stop trying to erp with everyone.
If you want to chose a cute loli avatar instead.
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>>723087419
>I dont mind windows 10 its just some settings in it that I'd rather have off.

Sure, 10 is good. But there a lot of things in it that absolutely should not be default behaviour.

You shouldn't have to edit the registry to prevent your computer from restarting when it chooses to restart, without your permission.
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>>723087714
>~330 Gigs of TOTALLY LEGAL ANIME
>LEGAL ANIME
>
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>>723087661
Tell me more about this girl you like.
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>>723088031
IT'S LEGAL

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
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>>723088104
..what's illegal anime then?
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>>723087953
There are 0 belly buttons in both those pictures
>>723088001
>loli
>erp
Disgusting tbh
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>>723087952
She's better than Tomoko.
>>723088104
All anime is legal, doofus.
Anime needs to be regulated to people over 18 tbh.
Cringey 12 yo weebs are shit
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>>723088236
>loli
>disgusting
pick one
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>>723088229
Anime that is not legal, obviously. I should note that I Do NOT have any illegal anime.

>>723088284
Oh, your NEET waifu is somehow superior to my, non-NEET waifu?

Whatever, kiddo.
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>>723087535
>Waifu
>>723087535
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>>723087481
I have no idea if its changed much since I only bought it the other day.

>>723087714
>BOI

>>723088018
I guess so but what am I supposed to do? Use an outdated Windows?
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Claim
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>illegal anime
Soon.
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>>723088368
Both
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>>723088382
Sure you don't
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>>723088534
Show me the face you're waifu makes when she gets fucked in the ass and orgasms.
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>>723088382
330GB isn't that much though..

>Saya
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>>723088382
Gabby
>graduated top of her angel class
>Aryan
>angel
>good with kids
>good at cooking
>good at vidya
>loli
>cute friends
Literally best waifu
>>723088523
Lolis can't be disgusting.
They're pure and cute.
Bimbos are disgusting.
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>>723088066
I don't know her, but I may try to be her friend. If all goes well for two years I may just ask.
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>>723088629
All 100% legal too of course..
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>>723088784
Liking lolis as and adult male is disgusting
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>>723088473
>I guess so but what am I supposed to do? Use an outdated Windows?

Use 10, cripple the shit bits, and complain. Just like the rest of us.

Or use a different OS entirely, if you're some kind of weirdo.
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>>723088603
Female orgasms are a myth

>>723088784
Lolis are trash tier, anyone who likes them is a borderline pedophile
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>>723088792
Then just smile at her. A friendly smile can go a long way.
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She will kick your waifu's ass if she gets in her face.
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>>723088629
I've had to manage space, so far I am working with only 500G.

I've deleted about 400G of anime so...


>>723088784
So a Mary Sue? Mary Sues are boring and deserve to be forgotten for being "so perfect."

>>723089077
K.
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>>723089238
Lisa lisa could easily beat the shit outta ryuuko
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>>723089084
She... Doesn't look like a person who would like anyone talking to her.
>literally her face anytime I see her
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>>723089640
Oh I know what look, she's probably testing to see if you'll still talk to her.
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>>723089625
/thread

JoJo Claimed.
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Darjeeling = Best Girl
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>>723089238
Ryuko isn't even all that stronk
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>>723089842
Not to mention she has scissors as a keychain. Not actual large scissors, like small probably still sharp scissors, anyhow I don't think she's a person to even continue the conversation.
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Here
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Best girl
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>>723090664
So how will you start the conversation? You should compliment on those scissors. Ask why she has them there and that you think they're "cool" even if you don't.
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>>723090868
Lol there's not way that little bitch can draw a bow like that.
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>>723090578
Bullshit, she kicked the whole school's ass, without senketsu.
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>>723090664
>>723090881
If you are that insecure don't start the conversation by talking about YOU or HER.

Start by talking about something mutual.

>Hey, sorry, I didn't quite understand this. What did you think about it?
>Excuse me, do you know where X is? I'm kinda lost and I could use some help.

People love talking about themselves, sure, but to immediately jump to the topic of "Self" may discourage conversation. Why? Well, they may not like themselves or don't see why people would find them interesting. Defensive Mechanism to keep the outside OUT.
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>>723090860
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>>723091053
What you sayin bitch?
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>>723091220
Can she kick any person from JoJo's ass?
Fuck no she can't
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>>723091273
Whatever
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>>723091319
Haven't watched it.
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>>723091220
Congratulations, but did she do anything impressive?
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>>723091317
I'm just saying she's not strong enough to draw a bow and needs to stop. You know it takes at least 80lbs of pressure to draw that thing? It takes 200lbs of pressure to draw a crossbow too.

Look at her tiny arms!
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>>723091441
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>>723091406
I'm not saying your advice is bad advice, but he needs to think about his approach more broadly.

She doesn't know you, you don't know her.
How strange would it be if a total stranger came up and was like "Hey, I noticed your pair of scissors on your key-chain cause all I do is stare at you. Do you like crafts?" is total interrogation attitude.

You need to break the ice, not disintegrate it.

Make an acquaintance, work until it's a contact, evolved into a friend.
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"Live people tend to ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual."
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>>723091521
>Ara ara~
>heart pantsu
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>>723091607
I'm going to sleep, nigga, peace

but that is good advice
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>>723091441
>he hasn't watched JoJo
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>>723091674
Not bad, a solid 7/10 waifu.

Personally, my gothfu is Raven.
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>>723090881
"You look like you're gonna kill someone. Why is that?"

>>723091273
That sounds slightly awkward.
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>>723091441
good for you anon
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Morning
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>>723091550
You know its anime right? Not real life?
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>>723091857
So does randomly commenting on her personal items.

She may even find it insulting to pry to nonchalantly into her personal life.
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>>723091988
5pm
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>>723091857
Stretch out and hit her with your arm

>that's how I first started talking to a girl in college and ended up marrying her
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>>723091988
morning
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>>723092035
What are you talking about?
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>>723091607
>social advice from Tomoko
Good advice though, also remember you can take it as slow as you feel like, a simple hello is a good start.
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>>723092182
clearly, how you are applying real physics to an anime, retard
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>>723092255
Right?

I've made contacts just by holding doors open for people and appreciating their thanks.
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>>723092423
But... I....
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>>723092048
2:30 PM
Was gonna go somewhere with my friend today, got up at my usual time instead of taking the one day a week I could actually sleep in
She's not going to be up until 5 PM, I am sure.
I hate her so much
>>723092114
How are you?
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>>723092558
Woke up a bit ago. Just kind of posting now.
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>>723092554
Don't you understand?
Because it's an anime it doesn't need consistency or anything
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>>723092554
BTFO
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Make your mommy cry
Daddy blows his mind
Listen up and learn
We're not bad for the kids, we're worse
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>>723092045
I never said I was gonna say shit about her scissors.

>>723092080
No. Even if you paid me several million dollars I will not do that.
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>>723093220
Yeah, yeah, calm down, Romeo.

I only mentioned it because you did. So you have already thought about it.

I'm just saying you should think more about it. If you don't have at least a Plan F, your Plan C about her scissors may not cut it.

Get it? Scissors? Cut it.

I fucking kill me.
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Mmh...So how's everyone doing today~?
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>>723093508
Mentally preparing myself to get my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. Going to be drugged to shit, which I'm looking forward to.
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>>723093508
Every time I see you, I can't help but feel like I should try to save Uzume, still haven't though
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>>723092698
Exciting plans for the day?
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>>723093411
>this kills the crab

>>723093508
Not terrible, tired, sleep is gonna be good tonight.

>>723093591
Best of luck, hope the drugs work well, dentists are scary.
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>>723093841
Uh eat sleep. Maybe play a game or something. Very exciting stuff
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>>723093879
I trust my dentist. He's a good guy.
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>>723093981
Very exciting, of course!
What game do you think?
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>>723094093
Probably For Honor. Ive been playing it too much.
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>>723093989
Good.
My last dentist was an old lady, at least 70, unsteady hands.
Been slightly uneasy about going to the dentist since then...
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Did Hanako stop by today?
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>>723093411
That joke didn't cut it, but a little work may make it a cut above the rest.
>killme.jpg

My plan F is to not approach her.
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>>723093591
I know the feel. Better to be prepared, Nice.

>>723093683
Save Uzume..?
What do you mean?
Like...Getting the true ending on Megadimension?

>>723093879
Same, I'm pretty tired myself, will go to sleep earlier than usual.
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>>723092554
Don't worry about it fam
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>>723094227
It's good to find something you enjoy, though
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>>723094674
If its the one I know then they only come late at night US times
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>>723094709
Yeah, I kinda fucked it up, but i don't want to play through the whole game again
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>>723084844
Sorry if I missed you.

No grade yet.

I should have it tomorrow.
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>>723093591
>Mentally preparing myself to get my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. Going to be drugged to shit, which I'm looking forward to.

I want my wisdom teeth out...But they don't *need* to come out, so I can't get them out. Reduced jaw mobility sucks.

>>723094227
>Probably For Honor. Ive been playing it too much.

Play with me!
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>>723094901
she's so cute I cant cope
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>>723094905
Probably we're talking about the same one
Tell him I say hi if you stumble upon him, can you?
Also, goodnight everyone, have a pleasant day/night
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>>723094937
Omg who is this and what is she from?
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>>723095117
Mine are fucked as they're growing in, they need to do the surgical procedure to get them out.
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>>723094901
Yeah. May also try the uncharted collection my brothers got
>>723095117
You on PC?
>>723095132
No problem. Talk to them nightly myself

tomo
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>>723095142
Her name is Right Click, from "Search Google for this Image"
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>>723094745
and now we have 3
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>>723095129
Louise is always adorable
Your waifu is really cute too, though! What's she from?
>>723095305
Uncharted is fun! I'm working on a custom CK2 map.


>Louise
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>>723095582
A ck2 map?
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>>723095582
Kinmoza, Kiniro mosaic
you ever want to play ck2 MP let me know I fucking love that game
- Aya
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>>723095366
Thanks guy, you're a swell chap, I sincerely appreciate your assistance.
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>>723095821
No problem
>Smugs
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>>723095916
Are you the Purple Hair claimer?
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>>723096177
>>723096177
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