Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming best girl.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
>Still on
Is it normal to feel really tired after taking a shower or do I have cancer?
>>722919401
Ouch
Still here for some odd reason.
>>722920159
>Avatarfags
Elaborate.
>>722920393
I normally nap in the shower so you're good
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>722919692
How about a cute blushing pic?
>claim
>>722920393
If it's a really hot shower I usually feel pretty dead
Claimed
>>722920467
Avoid sleeping on top of the drain though!
>>722920449
people who don't have a waifu and just use a character as a avatar
>>722920508
owo what's this
>>722920477
Granted
>
>>722920393
Its terminal, im sorry.
>>722920570
I sleep in the back of the tub don't worry.
>>722919105
you're prolly more of a slut than me~
>>722919159
but her hair is so cute!
>>722919191
whew boy we're going to have pop that cherry as soon as possible
>>722919280
psychos usually do...
>>722919338
what if hamakaze tells alice on me again?
>>722920467
>>722920489
That would explain it, I just turn the cold water nob until it stops burning my skin.
>>722920632
Don't be too optimistic.
>>722920467
*sip*
how do you nap in the shower -_-
>>722920467
How do you even mange that....
>>722920586
Oh ok
>>722920632
Yes!
Post more please.
>>722920813
It's not lewd if it's just a tease...
QOTT: awoo!
>>722920547
Creepy donut loli!
>>722920449
Get a load of this new fag
>>722918944
>maki
Hah! What brings you here to thread? Hmmmm?
>>722918952
>juvia
Hey juvy
>>722919022
>shielder
Melko is that you?
>>722919480
>rory
Sorry M'smugger. I have butterfingers
>>722920860
he's going to tell alice and he's going to call me a narcissist again, and i don't want that!
>>722920901
melko?
>>722920813
You don't feel bad for those animals? >>722920814
I keep it nice and warm myself. >>722920840
>>722920854
Just kind of sit down and it's warm and cozy and you just drift off.
>>722920901
I am new though, try again.
>>722920813
Then that would mean everyone is psychotic if you asked everyone you knew if they were psychotic and they said no.
>>722921059
nope
>>722920813
Im actually not.
>Hamakaze will tell alice on me
Literally when?
>>722920814
I try not to be
>>722920860
Last one
>
>>722920868
Thats not a question
>>722921090
well you have a point...
>>722921186
he'll get mad at me again...
>>722921059
Napping in the shower is underrated.
Small and nasty shower now, miss it so much.
>It's raining.
>>722921134
Hm well how different would that jerky be from deer jerky right?>>722921287
Thank you. First person to get it
>>722921359
Elk jerky is best imo
>Hama
>>722921359
good question, my dad never made beef jerky out of caribou
we should go to his house and make him do it for us
>>722921059
how long do you nap for?
>>722920983
Someone I know. Reminded me of her
>>722921090
I said new fag
>>722920890
:^)
>>722921420
Old Vietnam neighbor gave me some kind of deer jerky when I cleaned his yard. Nice guy but he was pretty fucked. >>722921470
I'm sure google has the answers. >>722921486
I nap until the hot water runs out normally so about half an hour if I'm lucky
>>722921548
The faggot part does not apply to me. I was just point out that the new part does in that statement.
..am I the only one here who hasn't ever eaten jerky before?
>>722920813
Yeah, how long it is and has those fun ear-like thingies going on..
>>722921608
If only my shower was a bit nicer...
Living in an apartment complex with unlimited FREE hot water...
>>722921700
Sadly the fag part is not usually for you to decide.
>>722921257
Alice?
>>722921608
Im not a fan of deer. Its too gamey for me.
>>722921836
Shame that could be so good. >>722921902
I thought it was fine but I don't eat too much so yeah
>>722921700
Nah you're a faggot
>>722921820
It seems so
>>722920868
Aeiou!
>>722920901
Why do you insist on calling me that?
>>722920983
I just want a bit of a tease is all
>>722921186
B-b-but i want another cute blushing pic
>
>>722921836
It is when any person can decide not to be homosexual. I decide not to be one. You can look at the word "fag" at being an insult none the less on how it is put in the word "newfag".
>Got pulled over
>Doing twice the speed limit
>Got let off with a warning
>Again
I'm pushing my luck with these things, and I should stop. But fucking lol, I got away with it again!
>>722922153
Last one
>
>>722922248
Damn boi, you should cut it out before you kill someone.
>>722922248
HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?
>>722922153
It's cute
>>722922248
Stop tbh
>>722922248
You should follow the rules....
>>722922645
She can look cute if she wants to.
http://i.imgur.com/Omw0W4S.jpg
>>722922366
>dubs
Cute and busty.
The perfect combination.
Post more
>>722922486
Y-yeah? W-well...
>
>>722922366
Eh, I still keep it legal other than the speed. So if someone gets hit by me, it's because they were crossing when they clearly shouldn't have been.
>>722922473
I still don't know. Maybe I just look that innocent~
>>722922486
I am, I won't like it, but I feel my luck is gunna run out if it happens again.
Also, nice thumbnail. :^)
>>722922645
>Following the rules
>Me
>Driving
That's asking for a bit much, really.
>>722922486
Something that hasn't happen to me in a long time. Fun
>>722922797
You like it. Don't you?
>>722922865
Don't even risk it plushie. Who knows
Thanks
Ima go, my wifi is really messed up again
>>722921548
im sorry to hear that, i hope i didn't bring up any negative emotions
>>722921608
>ASKING GOOGLE A SUBJECTIVE QUESTION
>>722921820
you could prolly grab them while you're fucking her from behind
>>722921902
yeah your boyfriend pfft
>>722922153
>only a small peek and never again...
>>722922865
Of course you do.
>>722922248
You must be really cute irl.
>>722922787
I don't remember ever seeing that....
>>722922865
I followed the rules at look at where I ended up.
>>722923015
Boobs. Bye
>>722923073
>>722923073
>I don't remember ever seeing that....
You have to keep watching after the ending song
>>722923062
Mako is the cutest.
>>722922975
I'm not. From now on, throw on some synthwave, and slap on cruise control to 5 over.
>>722923041
Completely innocent. :^)
>>722923062
I'm really not.
>>722923073
And I did not, and I bet 5 ways to Tuesday I have had more fun driving these last 5-6 months than you've had in your whole life.
>>722922797
Nope, im done~
>>722922865
What if you wreck into an unsuspecting car?
>>722923015
>implying
Alice is just my pal and I wont get mad at you since I have nothing to do with you anymore. Go run off to tomo since you've always prefered him over me anyways!
>even when we were "together"
>>722923015
L-Lewd!
>>722921991
Seen the Watamote animu, been thinking about reading the manga, worth?
>>722923015
Bai
>>722923015
It did actually
>>722923255
I feel like I know differently...
>You
>Driving only 5 over
That sounds like suffering
>>722923189
Well fuck, i need to do that.
>>722923255
You could die if you keep driving like that.
>>722923305
Manga is more of the same. If you liked the anime yeah
>>722923261
Then they fucked up by pulling out into traffic on a red light. You gotta understand, I still follow the rules of red means stop, green means go. I'm not flying through red lights or anything like that.
>>722923479
Shhhh.
It really is, but I need to conserve my luck for a while.
>>722923492
Rather die doing what I love, than live a life of dullness.
>>722922975
N-no! I h-hate it!
>>722923015
>WEW
>
nighty night
T-thank you
>>722923261
Please?
I want to see a cute and busty hama again.
>>722923795
You're totally not innocent, even if you look it.
I wasn't aware that you had luck.
>>722923255
No plushie
>>722923806
You're in denial
>>722923524
Cool, thanks.
>>722923795
Your driving might not directly cause any problems, but in conjunction with other drivers it could, people do a lot of stupid shit.
>>722923975
I so am!
>>722924177
No?
>>722924187
True, but I drive at night, so there's rarely anyone else on the road.
>>722924376
I feel like I have things from just yesterday that say different...
>>722924376
No
>>722924177
>dubs
>cute pic
No I'm not! I hate that name
>
>>722923806
Alright but only this once.
>>722924874
Piss off, I dont name my lewds that you cunt
>>722924466
Shush.
>>722924559
No... what?
>>722924874
L-Lewd! ..why you do this to your waifu Hama?
>>722924874
What the fuck, Hamakaze.
>>722924641
You don't have to check em everytime lol
>>722925019
N O
>>722925078
Psst. Hey kid, refresh the page
>>722925078
read >>722924982
I never lewd my waifu in public
>Hama
>>722925019
Make me~
>>722925165
Hmm?
>>722924874
>wew
>>722924982
So you're saying you have lewds but just don't have them?
>>722925165
Oh yes i do. It would be weird if i changed now after 8 months of doing it
>>722924982
That's not you or are you just in full dmg ctrl?
>>722925196
>I never lewd my waifu in public
So you do it in PMs?
>>722924982
I ment you have them but just don't name them.
Silly me
>juvia
>>722925313
Nothing. But that's all really cute chibi
>>722925331
Wat
>>722925331
>>722925391
I have lewds but I dont post them in public
>>722925334
Its not me, I dont name my lewds that.
>>722925349
If you ask nicely
Hello everyone.
>>722925901
Heya Kris-p! How are you?
>>722925543
May I please have a hamakaze in a bunny outfit? I just want a bunny hama
>>722925530
I mean ever since i started to actually talk i would call gets. If i changed it'd be weird.
>>722925543
Of course. Keep your waifu pure.
But then you get people like this >>722924874
Who just go out and post lewds of your waifu
>>722925901
Hello
>>722926192
Has it really been 8 months? I feel like it's almost a year
>>722925992
Hi Hamakaze. I'm doing alright, just having a few drinks tonight. How are you?
>>722926192
Hiya Juvia. How are you?
>>722924874
i knew you could do it :p
>>722926105
>
>>722926192
Of course, I'm no fiend
>>722926390
I'm doing well, im trying to get over a cold.
>>722926746
That's really cute. Saved and added to the bunny folder
>>722926330
Not quite a year.started last June. Few weeks after i graduated. About a month after i started watching anime.
I'll let you know when it's been a year
>>722926390
I'm ok. A bit tired after today's activities.
You?
>>722926746
>gosh that's a cute pic
Lewds are impure.
But people will post lewds of other waifu's.
>>722926885
I know it's been over a year with me now
>Lewds are impure.
>used to leed your own waifu all the time
>>722926746
That's good. How long have you had it?
>>722926885
That's nice. I'm alright, just kinda lazed around all day and played vidya. Now i'm having some drinks.
>>722926869
Glad you liked it
>>722926885
>Lewds are impure.
The lowkey roasts on Shielder are real
>>722927167
This is day two now and it feels like its finally going away
>Hama
>>722927248
>The lowkey roasts on Shielder are real
what does that meme?
>>722927369
That you're impure
>>722927248
Like is an understatement
>The lowkey roasts on Shielder are real
Agreed
>>722927300
Ah good, that's not too long. Glad you're starting to feel better.
Here.
>>722927448
i had a good childhood though, how could i possible be impure?
>>722927626
are you the guy who's 6'9"
And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
But for now we are young
Let us lay in the sun
And count every beautiful thing we can see
Love to be
In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me
>So, what did he tell you?
>I don't speak japanese.
I swear to god I've never laughed so much at a single sentence in a game.
Vikings part best part, For Honor is now 10/10 game.
>>722927742
What is this drivel?
>>722927765
It's because viking=best in FH sis. Duh
>>722927045
It's getting close for me.
>they are
>and you can't prove that.
>>722927167
Well normally I'd just lay around all day but it was in the 60's today so i went out and enjoyed the weather
>>722927248
Who?
That wasn't against anyone. I've been preaching this forever
>>722927920
I'm saying that this is coming from you
..Thought I had slept for at least 2h, but apparently it was only ~30min..
>>722927906
>vikings = best.
I'll accept that now because it's literally the best part of the entire campaign.
I'll still hate playing against them tho.
Also
>people saying that waifu lewding is impure yet still do it.
top kek.
>>722927871
Literally a meme song thats apparently about Anne Frank.
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel
https://youtu.be/YkADj0TPrJA
>>722927920
Cool, it rained here all day so going out didn't seem very appealing. What did you do?
> Forgot to give you your hug~
>>722928299
>>722928295
>>722927871
From this album
>>722928556
Why did I decide to have a listen? It's horrible!
>>722928059
Yes it's coming from me.
What are you trying to say?
>>722928449
Went out with friends and played Racquetball And basketball and stuff like that. It was fun
>hug for you back
>>722928713
You have vad music taste tbh.
>>722928217
I agree playing against them is a pain in the ass. The warlords being the worst to deal with because of the huscsrl shield
Tell me about it
>>722928821
That you used to lewd your waifu
>>722927906
:heart:
>>722927647
Because you lewd your waifu in public
>>722927586
Thanks. Yeah, I'm also glad it hasnt been too long. Cold suck.
>>722927920
Suuure~
>>722928909
>
>>722928824
I'd like to think I have a really good and very varied taste in music.
Aye Papi
IttyBittyChickenTiddies
Goodnight everyone
>>722928886
I have it worse against berserkers.
>go to attack
>spiiiiin to the right
>alright, I'll just guardbreak
>spiiiiin to the left
>rinse and repeat.
Fuck berserkers.
>>722928821
That sounds like a blast. Ooh the squishy hug, how nice~.
>>722928915
Yeah they do, i'm glad a rarely get sick.
>>722929153
Goodnight Hama, sleep tight.
>>722929221
Berserkers were the big axe guys or the smaller ones?
>>722928915
i never understood why naked bodies are seen as impure
can you tell me why that is?
>>722929153
sweet dreams~
>>722928886
>
W-what do you take me for?!
I would never!
>>722928915
How can it be against someone I don't know?
>>722929225
It was
W-what's so squishy about it?
>>722929382
It's not the naked body that's impure, but the act of showing it in public is.
Claaaaaiming!
Bork!
>>722929314
It's the guy / girl with 2 smaller axes.
>>722929480
^^^
You're so right. At least someone here's not a fag.
>>722929502
But I gotta make pancakes, so I'll be back to bork in some quantity of time
Bork bork!
I slept for 2 hours
>>722928522
>>722928353
https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E
>>722929594
lol
>>722929478
The two big soft pillows pressed against my head~.
>>722929594
sauce on this toilet licking cock crusader
>>722929621
who is this?
>>722929689
who is this?
>>722929480
i don't understand why showing a naked body to others would be impure either.
Sometimes I think I'm being trolled.
>>722929502
cute
>>722929594
kek
>>722929739
Who is this?
>>722929739
thats what im asking, dong deity.
>>722929749
it's not funny :o
>>722929804
konata poster
>>722929830
konata
>>722929153
Night
>>722929221
My only issue with them is when you do a heavy attack, they hit you with a super fast light
>>722929478
And like that I'm done talking to you
>>722929480
This
>>722929682
Stop thinking about it you perv
>
>>722929909
lol
>>722929836
i know, but don't worry, I haven't slept in 24hrs either. you are not alone
>>722929931
Why? Cause i won't admit to your false accusations?
>>722929969
who is this?
>>722929990
go to sleep :o
you need your beauty rest
>>722929933
> Dubs
Well, maybe if you just showed them to me, i wouldn't think about it so much...
>>722929909
Okay, jizz wiz.
>>722930043
im trying to
>>722930043
i miss ben :(
>>722929594
30min.
>>722929600
>>722928824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpcZkBfBqDA
>>722929558
Think I played only once against one.
I'm most of the time right.
>>722929749
You think going naked in public is a pure act?
>>722930095
replying to me isn't helping you :o
>>722930097
I miss when sachi poster posted pics :(
>>722930116
go to sleep
>>722930157
i miss when homoyoyoyo didn't sleep 22 hours a day :(
>>722930157
I just slept for about 30min between >>722925313
and >>722927871
>>722930230
he wakes up for like 20 minutes to kiss me then goes back to bed :(
>>722930044
>dub dubs
No! Absolutely not! I would never lewd my waifu!
dfg