Anons poorly describe games and others guess part 2

You run around collecting souls and killing stuff and dying and leveling up

>>715651348
Overwatch

>>715651348
Demon/Dark Souls.

airdrop by humvee
collect deck of cards
boom on demand

>>715651162
big anime robots blow up the world and a guy is a snake

You ride a bike...in a straight line

>>715651718
paper boy

Aunt stole it, Kill everyone to get it back

>>715651595
correct

>>715651505
kek

>That one rolling game

>>715651675
metal gear

>>715652211
GTA V

>>715651162
Toxic 11 year olds

>The reason you will never pre-order a game again
Right anon?

>Dinos
>Naked men running everywhere
>Minecraft not Minecraft
>Poo a lot

>>715652331
Nope

>>715651795
nope

>cousin dies
>revenge
>big city
>kill old man
>kill US soldier
>save sis

You murder random people for no reason. Chicken man tells you riddles. You were in a coma most of the time. You kill mafia boss then get arrested

HARD MODE
>you fight a lot of guys
>some nigger gets nigged
>it's your fault for some reason

>>715652395
Ark?

>>715652395
Ark: Survival Evolved

>looking for friend
>fall into hole
>all around me are familiar faces
>spook moon

>>715651655
Mercenaries

>>715652627
Majora's mask

>>715652627
Major's Mask

>>715652370
No Man's Sky

>>715652696
Yes, stop preordering games.

>>715652580
>>715652590
Correct

>>715652580
>?
>Doesn't know it's Ark.

Home
Or atleast it was before I fucked everything up.

>>715652211
Sonic?

>>715652542
No one wants to guess?

>Dad likes to party
>Empty sky
>Verbal abusive father
>Destroy the whole earth

>>715652211
Katamari Damacy

You escort a lethargic robot to different locations while collecting valuables and fending off large predators on their home turf.

>>715652939
I'm still trying to figure it out

>Great game!
>Oh... It got sold
>They're selling this shit?
>Shit game!

>>715652987
Winrar

>>715653002
Here's a hint: > always in phone

>>715651990
dishonored 2

>>715653187
* >always in phone

>Walk or run
>Randomly generated textures and music
>Grey fucker w/ hat

>>715653250
Godamnit greentext already

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>>715651162

a game with lizards in it. there's suddenly snow. people talk too long. archery is the only cool part. my friend told me he was three hitting dragons with magic, and then i tried magic, and it fucking sucked.

>>715653187
No fuckin clue

>Story isn't finished, devs still working on it
>Only comes out with new story update once a year
>Grind for shit while you wait.
>Get op as fuck and wreck the new chapter
>Repeat.

>>715653382
skyrim?

>Story makes less sense with each game

>>715653188
Winrar

>>715653403
Fine here's the last hint: >hackerman man

>>715653530
Metal gear

>queue
>fuck never lucky
>queue

>>715653469
Ass effect?

>Hates dad!
>Get sucked up into giant anus, spit out in another strange world.
>Meet new friends.
>Kill big bad.
>Jump dramaticly off airship.
>Dad's cool now; high five!

>>715653558
Guessing it's watch dogs but I never played it

>you are science man
>fuck up experiment
>o shit weird aliens
>get apprehended
>escape and find portal to alien planet
>kill giant baby

>Dropped into a new world
>Surrounded by ocean
>Only other human just wanders around aimlessly, getting slapped around by Jell-O
>The ground is infected
>Contain the infection
>Now it's infected with rainbows
>Die eventually

Player's prototype vehicle gets found twice by random normies, despite being hidden with extreme care because it's one of the most powerful weapons in thee world.

>>715653530
Assassins Creed

>>715653662
Oh okay. Also correct

>>715653530
The Binding of Isaac

>>715653665
Half-Life

>>715653601
dota 2

>WWII but with heavy metal

>cut it off
>put it back on in a different place

>>715652353
we are describing games, not 4chin
gj otherwise though anon

>>715654089
Wolfenstien

you spawn in a bunker with some fat fuck looking at you everyone speaks ukrainian

>>715654129
Yep

>most toxic protagonist in gaming history

>cheeki breeki

>ghosts in a tunnel
>monsters in a tunnel
>psychic visions in a tunnel
>nazi-commie war in a tunnel
>alien monsters want people out of tunnel

>>715653636
No.

>The Blackest kid ever runs around getting stabbed by giant spiders

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>>715653473

yes

>>715654273

metro

> Get blown up
> Survive
> Some AI tells you to follow an inept robot
> Kill every single person and animal along the way
> Find a town full of bums and thieves
> They're all good for some reason, they're different from other thieves
> ALL THE GUNS
> Find a key
> Kill a monstrous alien beast
> Profit

>>715654303
limbo

>>715654273
Fallout?

>>715654303
limbo

Climbing a mountain with 4 retards who dont speak English strapped to your back

>>715654375
yeeeeeah boi

>>715651718
Free Rider?

>>715653530
Dark Souls

>in prison
>king dude gets you out
>you have to stop demons coming from demon world
>do it, you become hero

>>715654386
metro

duh

>kill niggers
>kill spics
>kill chinks
>kill 1 white
>get executed

>>715654360
Borderlands.

>>715654480
New Doom

>>715654360
Borderlands?

>The dankest game you will ever play

>Also the worst lol

>>715652558
Hotline Miami

>>715654360
Halo

>>715654514
ethnic cleansing

>>715654537
>>715654595
Borderlands 2 specifically, but yeah

> Your homeworld is not your homeworld
> some fucking stone tells you to go find your homeworld
> you fuck off to find your homeworld while some fuckers fuck your current homeworld
> you fuck the fuckers back who fucked your current homeworld
> and some other fuckers
> you reach your old homeworld after a major fucking, somehow pretty much wiping out an stellar imperium into insignificance just by liberating ONE fucking planet
> oh, and there's chanting about meat

>>715654683
Yeh

>>715654537
He mixed Borderlands 1 and 2.

The final boss of B1 is the Alien beast (B2 final boss is Handsome Jack), but you survive the explosion in B2 (in B1 you start getting off the bus).

The rest of the clues almost applies to both.

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>>715654239

>blue hexagon
>blue hexagon everywhere

>>715654580
Nah

>>715654671
That is pretty spot on now that I think about it.

>>715654254
Stalker

>>715653659
FFX

>>715654755
Homeworld.

>>715654780
Yeah I was referring to the warrior as the alien beast, didn't mention Jack. I'm very tired.

>>715653737
>Cousin dies
Isn't it his niece?

>>715654413
just tell us nobody knows

>caused shitstorm by visiting the barber

>>715654877
winner

>>715654780
you know that you fight a beast in b2 right before killing jack, right?

>>715652993
>>715653682
Nobody knows these?

>>715653469
Warframe?

>>715654480
Dark souls

>>715653659
FFX

>>715654480
Oblivion.

>>715655064
This is what I was thinking too

>>715654480
Oblivion

>>715654631
Dank Souls

>>715652561
GTA: San Andreas

>>715654273
Metro>>715654303

>>715655104
Yup

>>715654653
Correct

>>715654360
borderlands 2

>>715654671
Apart from the explosion (IDK how it starts) it could apply to Destiny too.

>evil Jello is evil
>Emo is all edgy
>Fly because Jello
>Climb because Jello
>Stab people and they explode

>>715654182
STALKER: Shadow of Chernoble

>kill a bunch of shit
>kill a boss then go to a new area
>repeat 4 times

> sand nigger can go back in time

>>715651162
you have no life if you play: the game

>>715655367
Wow

>>715655343
Prince of Persia

>>715654671
>>715655300
Others got it, it was Borderlands 2. Now that you say Halo though it's remarkably similar.

>>715655336
diablo?

>be on island
>learn to start fires and bake bread
>get off
>never ending slur of getting expreienced in the art of firemaking and fishing

>>715655367
Fuck you, I lost the game.

annoying shit cunt voice telling you what to do all game

>>715655064
Yes.

you lose if you think about it

>>715655399
winnar

>>715655336
Dork Souls?

>>715655435
also yes you did

>be ball
>eat blocks
>ghosts

>>715654480
Oblivion

>>715655436
The Stanley Parable

>>715655400
Too easy, huh?

> like a cross between guitar hero and chess
> funky ass soundtrack

>The time is exactly half a day after Midnight

>run around collecting fruit
>bad guy is short and yellow
>you're one of his failed experiments

>>715655367
I lost

>>715652977
katamari damasy

>roll around
>successfully not die
>roll off ledge on accident
>BECOME UNSTOPPABLE

>>715655555
bingo also checkd

>>715655423
Yup

crawl out of hole, try to find a science thingy to fix water, fimd it, now go kill a bunch of military shreks

You are a damn arabian bitch chasing a pirate