Waifu claiming thread: Pan-Paka-Paaaan~ edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualized content
>Most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed. The bustiest of them all.
Remember: Kanmusu are girls too.
>Suffer and pain
U can always try to get another waifu
Don't make jokes about snek guy plz
At least not in the fucking waifu thread
And yes, you can tell the difference
Going to let 4chan pick my waifu
1-3 = maka 3-6 = marie rose 6- 10 = junko enoshima
Oh, alright. That's different if that's the case.
I need to keep my laifu intact, if I die so does my waifu/husbando. I can't be selfish.
>Thread reached image limit as I tried to post.
How are you?
Wow , there is more ppl for Poland than i thought
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>I was quoting you
I won't die as long as you guys are here
>unless my chair ruptures my anus
Don't cry! I only want to admire you
Eh, fair enough.
We all need a guy to bully in a group, kinda why we keep the autist in our group.
You're right, at least he wasn't an asshole.
I'm worries about the people who claim Stocking.
>I guess she just attracts asshats
Soon, the chant will resonate across the world. Roaring from the rooftops of burning western cities.
She's a character for sure
I'm good! Just at a friends place with shitty Internet. You?
I used to be that guy funny enough. I've finally progressed up the ranks
Hey Ruri-kun. Hope your day has been well.
>I was quoting you
Oohh, I feel like an idiot now.
>I won't die as long as you guys are here
Thanks Stocking-kun, don't want you going anywhere. That would be awful.
>unless my chair ruptures my anus
>I'd never let that happen to you
Sounds like it, wish more women were like her.
But what you gonna do if your second waifu get mad?
Retaliation! Hail Führer! Hail Reich! Today Germany, tomorrow the world!
Same goes to you, always keep your eye on your chair.
As much as I'd like a good video I don't want you dying
Touko & Genocider Syo (or Genocide Jack, whichever you prefer) don't share memories, but they share feelings.
Well, if it isn't my old friend, genocide Jill
Gute nacht, flugzeugträger
Did I spell ^ that right?
Junko! How are the fuck you doing!?
D-don't mention it, Stocking-kun. If it means you being safe from an ass penetrating chair I'd do it without question.
>As much as I'd like a good video I don't want you dying
As long as you're getting good entertainment I don't mind, not like I'll die or anything...
She played us like a damn fiddle!
I'm fine too, thanks.
>I spent every last penny I had on pic related
Everything's good, thank you for asking.
Feeling any better yet?
>Also, SHE may come around as it's finally weekend!
But you're not an asshat
You're the coolest!
Thats great, so if you [spoiler]fug[/spoiler] your waifu its a trio?
You guys have been going on nonstop about anal penetration for the past 3 days and I'm starting to get worried
Doing pretty good, besides that I'm tired.
So tired in fact, that I will now take a shower and go straight to bed. Sleep well, once it's time for you!
You sleep well as well, Vinyl-fag. I'll think of some more ways to insult you next time.
Good night everyone!
Finally got the figurine? Nice, she looks great as always. Glad you're doing well, that makes me happy.
Not really, throat is on fire and I'm low on energy constantly. Thanks for asking though, bud.
I hope she comes, that would be great.
A nearly broken chair is risky business, Atago.
>Implying we don't want anal penetration fron Hand-Kun
Is that weird?
That's all my uncle and i would talk about when i was younger
Hostile?! I'm just tryin' to catch up with ya! Sheesh, I thought you knew me better than that!
Naw, because they can't be out at the same time, unfortunately.
Im sorry Miia
This one just seems more appropraite
Nice grab! Definitely worth it
Alright guys I'm gonna call it a night here. It's been real guys. I'll talk to y'all tomorrow! Take care
>we must save the would from ass raping chairs
>this is our mission
>we are Stocking and Hand-kun
I'll never let the asshats take her!
Are you sat in a chair?
Then you're at risk of anal rupturing at any second
>watch your asshole, it's in danger
You wouldn't. He might lose his wedding right up there
Stay safe. Wouldn't want you to end up in the hospital
My uncle used to take me down to the basement to play Wii, only there was no Wii.
Good night, Ruby
>you're at risk of anal rupturing at any second
That sounds brutal. Good thing I'm sitting on my comfy bed
Sorry I didn't reply like one or two threads ago I got busy. Unfortunately I'm going to a soccer game so I have no clue how active I'll be. Worst part is I hate soccer and I don't know why I go to these
Goodnight red. Stay beautiful
Oh that's cool i love when families spend quality time together. I use to make movies with my uncle.
I would give Prinz all the hugs in the world
I want to have sex with Mari.
However, for a lack of threesome, Touko & Jill do provide a kinky switch dynamic. So it all works out!
Do German snakes go ßßßßßß?
Oh it's about time I saw one of you guys in here
I'll accept any hugs!
You're safe then.
Just be careful, the chairs are plotting against us
You and your Uncle used to make movies? Awesome! Me and my uncle did similar things, like plays. We even performed in front of a live audience once!
That's true, a switch threesome sound good
That's awesome! We reenacted Jesus' birth, Adam and eve, 1 guy 1 jar, and Noah's arc. I think it was because he was a priest.
Yall niggas are jealous. I can feel it.
My uncle would just take me down to the basement where all the laundry was done. Our uncles all seemed like fun people.
I'm sure we'll get it done quick considering that I'm working with you.
Yeah, wouldn't want that either. Thanks Atago, you to.
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
Cool! My uncle wasn't a priest, but he was religious. I think he was "Muslim"
Ooh a new hug! Thanks Atago!
>I wish I had these experiences
Bet you had to do wash the cloths you were wearing too.
Mus..lim..Never heard of it probably just some pagan shit. My uncle had no patients for heavens. Heavens got the belt.
What makes you think I'm so efficient?
We can easily do this, it's for the good of everyone.
The chairs won't own our assholes!
Well, in the german language all nouns are beginning with a big capital letter, so the correct sentence would be "Gute Nacht, Flugzeugträger.". But all in all it's correct.
>German lessons with Tenryuu
you're already better than my German teacher we had to figure that out ourselves
Yeah, my uncle died in a terrorist attack when I was still young. What kind of child-fucking monster would do something like that?
I always have the time to give you a hug
Perfect time for wrestling my uncle would always say.
I've actually been referring to German I learn from you as that
You seem to know a thing or two about chairs and their ways. You're a valuable member in this duo.
It's mainly for the good for everyone's asshole.
That picture always gets me.
What song you wanna share with your waifu?
That's messed up. Worst thing that ever happened to my uncle was that he lost his job because of his "sexual beliefs". Can you believe how ignorant people are just because he is devoted to not have sex with women doesn't mean you fire him.
Nothing I haven't already posted at least twice
I'd share this with my waifu, I'd hope she enjoys it.
Yeah, those people are sick in the head. They should be thrown in jail or executed
The best way to learn a language is to learn it from native speakers. At least that's how i learned english.
Just learn from the conversations between me and Shiro or that pony guy....just ask if you have problems tho.
Love how simplistic they are, gotta love mspaint art.
I've posted this enough times but this is the song I share with my waifu:
I know about chairs and you know how to use your hands.
We're the perfect combo.
pedophilia will be legal in 60 to 80 years
I enjoy it, i think your waifu would enjoy it to!
>pedophilia will be legal in 60 to 80 years
I don't get it.
>Thread has been talking about anal and 'Uncle Bad Touch'
I should really stop playing vidya during thread times.
You'll be getting a lot once it's legal.
You'll be thanking us when your anus is free of being ruptured by chairs
I hope so.
Don't lie, you were jerking off.
Yeah, me and Yuuko are protected by so many layers of irony we're untouchable
It is the perfect combo, our strategy is without flaw.
>Yuuko does say I have magic hands.
That's what happens when you're deprived of milk for extended periods of time.
Think my stalker is gone?
Can i come out?
Your hands can transcend time and space. It's why cavemen painted on walls.
>sweat bucket fills
If anyone or anything tries to penetrate my ass I'll drown them in a tank of boiling grease
I'd like to see them in action!
>not in a lewd way
>maybe a little
I'll always be here Marie Rose!
>I'm a nice guy really
I worry about that constantly.
Irony and shitposting are the best defense.
I'm gonna use this as an excuse to go drink milk.
>this is the only pic I have of hermaking a rude gesture (sticking he tongue out)
Thread is almost dead, we don't have the time to explain.
It's alot easier to make a list of what's not wrong with me.
Isn't the connection between the two obvious?
Oh, they transcend space and time alright...
>handles sweat buckets with great care
Considering we're a duo, I wouldn't mind showing you what they're capable of.
Imminent boiling oil orgy.
Dammit. Quick, Tenten, get die Flammenwerfer
You don't need to post lewds for me Marie Rose! I'm just admiring how adorable she is
Don't worry anymore.
Hand-kun is gonna take them all out for us
>if he isn't penetrated first
That's a long list
I'm tired as fuck. I'm hitting the bed now. See you guys tomorrow and until then: Always protect your butthole.
I've totally lost track of this conversation.
Alright, Tenryuu. Sleep warm and well. Don't let George Lucas penetrate you at midnight, he tends to do that.
I'll concoct a map of where all chairs are situated in our immediate area. You practice your incredible karate skills.
Don't worry. Your anus is safe.
Put some ham between your legs just in case
>i actually know what anime she's from
I guess there are a lot of inside jokes.
SOCCER GAME IS STARTING KILL ME QUICKLY
Gute nacht, mein Kommandant
Remember, don't sleep with a gun under your pillow, sleep with a pillow under your gun
You see? You're a useful member of the team, I'll work my hand magic with some chairs and see what I can do.
>This is getting out of hand
Gute nicht, meine Führer
Tenten left. There's no one to save you now.